Thumbelina
Written by TheDudette Saturday, 25 April 2009 03:42
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04.25.2009 - 00:10 | Queue
That was one of your best reviews yet, NCh! You're hilarious. Seriously, those Disney rip-offs were just blatant.
New catch-phrase? but I liked the old one!

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04.25.2009 - 00:16 | Chosen Zelos - Oy, Barry Manilow
Nice review.
... FYI, you can NEVER have enough Gilbert Gottfried.
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04.25.2009 - 00:21 | Gigerfan
Thumbelina, have you seen her, flicking boggies at the window cleaner. Ha-ha I'm so mature.

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04.25.2009 - 00:21 | schlossknacker - nice one
Damn I got that birdsong from the beginning stuck in my head.
Thats your fault!
And ich know youre reading this since this is one of the first comments-
so heres my revenge:Now you are breathing manually.
victory is mine!
Hilarious review as always.
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04.25.2009 - 00:23 | FatAnon
Gilbert Gottfried is very much like cow bell, without the self-conscious irony.
BTW, new catchphrase?
"This is [movie title] bitch!"
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04.25.2009 - 00:23 | Quma - very good
I've been watchin you guys for like 6 months and I have to say that this video made me want to comment. I have to to say that I love how your videos has a subtle overtone of genderequality that somehow shows where our world was when these kinds of movies are made. It shows that even creativity was bound by values of society at its current form. Keep it up girlo, you are smart.
- q
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04.25.2009 - 00:25 | Linkara
You know, I notice that they completely forget the poor old spinster as soon as the plot gets going. Isn't she in the slightest bit curious what happened to her daughter, tiny as she may be?
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04.25.2009 - 00:38 | GLKnight - re:Linkara wrote:You know, I notice that they completely forget the poor old spinster as soon as the plot gets going. Isn't she in the slightest bit curious what happened to her daughter, tiny as she may be?
Maybe trying to bake more little people into pies? I don't know. When I saw that scene again, my mind just connected Thumbie's mom to Frau Totenkinder. I'm messed up, I already know this.
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04.27.2009 - 14:37 | Arieschica - actually
Actually, she is shown sad over losing Thumbelina. Cornelius comes back to get her but she's gone and the dog tells him to watch over her mom.
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04.25.2009 - 00:28 | GLKnight
Mrs. Fieldmouse is voiced by Carol Channing.
Some of her other work includes Granny on The Addams Family cartoon and a VERY prodigious carreer on Broadway (Hello Dolly being her titular role).
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04.25.2009 - 00:37 | Xin - kewl
Great video uh catch phrase....
Im your Nostalgia chick bringing you back whether you want to or not?
Dunno..
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04.25.2009 - 00:50 | SomeDudeThatRants - Hmmmm
Great Review, as always.
How about, "Hi, I'm the Nostalgia Chick. I remember it 'cause the Critic has a penis." ?
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04.25.2009 - 00:50 | tri-sapphire - That was a lot worse than I remember it being...
I haven't seen that movie in about ten years, but the amount of failure in it was actually quite high
. I seriously don't remember it being so annoying, but watching clips from it now...I was actually cringing.Great job tearing into this one Nostalgia Chick. It really is a pity that Don Bluth sold out to the Disney formula when The Secret of NIMH, An American Tail, and The Land Before Time (the original) were leagues above his later work.
Anyways, looking forward to the next review
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04.25.2009 - 00:54 | FilmStudentWannabe - I Feel sorry for you watching that movie.
Honestley it looks like a turd sandwich on wheels.
Oh and catchphrase... ill think of one later.
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04.25.2009 - 01:00 | WJMill
It's just funny that Jodi Benson does the voice for both Thumbelina AND Ariel.
I honestly loved Thumbelina when I was a kid, I even have the DVD now. -.- The Don Bluth magnificent animation is still there for me.
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04.25.2009 - 01:06 | ThatFellowInTheCoat
Hilarious! I loved the Bluth-Disney chart, especially.
And is that a Wall-E shirt you're wearing? If so, awesome!
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04.25.2009 - 01:13 | Pavarr
Awesome video, as always. (You do realize that wearing that Wall-e shirt you, too, are responsible for that huge bump on the chart that stands for Pixar, don't you?)
As for your catchphrase... "I'm the Nostalgia Chick, like the Nostalgia Critic but HOT.", the "HOT" part being spoken in that sexily-confident voice you women can do when you want to.
No, I do not think this is too fan-service-ish... >_>
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04.25.2009 - 01:25 | jkthedj - "I Need a Catchphrase!"
First, the movie. I'm starting to believe that Don Bluth must've contracted the worst case of Syphilis in history sometime 'round his "Land Before Time" phase (What else this side of Crack cocaine can mess up your brain?)
2nd, at least there is one small sliver of merit from this one...the Animaniacs theatrical short "I'm Mad" that played before this ass fest--At least in theaters, I don't think it made the video release. (Speaking of which, that makes this a Warner Bros. Production, and NOT Fox like you label at the end)
And 3rd, your new catchphrase should either be...
"I'm your Nostalgia Chick, and that was (MOVIE), Bitch!"
or
"I'm your Nostalgia Chick, and I'm a saucy little whore."*
*NO OFFENSE on that one, NONE. I just loved the way you said it in this vid, which in itself was pretty saucy.
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04.25.2009 - 01:35 | ddgafd - Nice
Cool review, I've never heard of this movie.
Also, catchphrase suggestion:
"I'm the Nostalgia Chick and I remember it, 'cus the chicks always do."
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04.25.2009 - 01:47 | Karash - good one
Good review, you keep upholding your high standards.
In terms of the new catchphrase I dare you to rip off Linkara's Superman impression:
"I AM A WOMAN!"
*punch*
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04.25.2009 - 01:51 | placeboff
hi, i have asuggestion for your catchphrase, how about "hellow im the nastalgia chick you`l remember it so i dont have to"
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04.25.2009 - 02:03 | Goobian
I liked the catchphrase you came up with I think you should stick with it.
I loved this movie my Grandma bought a copy of it when it first came out and my cousins and i watched it and rewatched it. I have a copy of it on my computer. I know my cousin just wanted to get a copy of the movie just because it came with a free charm bracelet with all the main characters on it.
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04.25.2009 - 02:31 | Cferra
Awesome review!
New catchphrase suggestions:
"I'm The Nostalgia Chick. Taking you back to your childhood."
"I'm your Nostalgia Chick. Why must people remember this movie/show?"
"I'm the Nostalgia Chick saying the past isn't how we remember it."
"This is the Nostalgia Chick reminding you of your childhood. However painful (insert movie/shoe here) is.
Hmm. I'll see if I can think up more. Or at least better ones. Good review of course. Seriously....marry the mole? Wow. Pushy little mouse.
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04.25.2009 - 02:37 | lenka
great review
haha oh The Little Mermaid... that movie makes me go postal everytime my roommate watches it (she likes it a lot). I wonder whether you would rip it a new one as well
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Great Review, just as hilarious as your others XD. and i see your wearing a Wall - E shirt, and seem to be praising Disney quite highly, Hmmmm...