Top 11 Villainesses
Written by TheDudette Monday, 17 November 2008 22:03
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11.17.2008 - 10:13 | ThatFellowInTheCoat
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11.17.2008 - 10:27 | Cferra
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11.17.2008 - 10:31 | Daffy
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11.17.2008 - 10:35 | vampyre lordI would have placed Ursula higher. I thought she was hilarious.....but Malificent's spot does suit her
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nostalgia chicks levels of funny are through the roof. I hope the thatguywiththeglasses is paying you well.
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How could you forget the queen/witch/whatever she was from Snow White? Sure, her motivation was vanity, which maybe makes her more shallow than evil when you take it at face value...but she didn't take it at face value. She was so motivated by her hatred of Snow White that she was willing to disguise herself as a decrepit, ugly old lady. Also, she went totally biblical on White's ass by poisoning and apple. She didn't care what deities' ideas she ripped off to get her way, she just went for it.
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11.17.2008 - 10:51 | silvananoir
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11.17.2008 - 10:52 | Stick
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11.17.2008 - 10:54 | GamerKT
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11.17.2008 - 11:05 | tbussard
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I love these top 11's and your's are a lot of fun. (Though the screams when your old pics popped up were a little hard on the ears)
I never realized that Demona was Councilor Troi before. but after you mentioned that I looked it up and like HALF the cast was on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Call me crazy but I wouldn't have had it any other way. That was my favorite show as a kid (second only to Transformers).
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11.17.2008 - 11:18 | RhomegaYou win purely because you put Carmen Sandiego on the list. Loved her as a kid, both on the animated series and game show. As for the other villainessesseses, they were all pretty darn good too.
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11.17.2008 - 11:36 | Sevenofdiamonds
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11) I don't remember her. Could be because she played second villainy fiddle to that douche Jaffar, or maybe it's more likely because I haven't seen Aladdin since I was five. And I don't think she's the cause of fur fetishism. There's not enough furry art of her on the Internet. Not that I've looked
*[i]Ahem[/i]*
[i]Awkward[/i]...
10) Ahh yessss...who couldn't forget Rita Repulsa? What made her memorable? Was it the dubbed voice of Barbra Goodson that [i]almost[/i] synched with the Japanese hag? Perhaps, but I remember Power Rangers more for two things 1: The theme song and 2: It existance the cause of the cancellation on a much superior hedgehog-driven show on ABC.
Hmmmm...
9) Angelica. She's a spoiled brat. Will always be a spoiled brat.
8) I actually never watched Carmen Sandiego the cartoon. I watched the game show. With its barbershob quartet theme song...ahhh, such a neat theme. I aced geography thanks to that show.
7) I'm not scared of Cruella Deville the cartoon, because, I am not a toon puppy. Nor do I wish I was a puppy. I dreamed I was a puppy once, and was being chased through a dark forest by...Glenn Close. Now Glenn Close, she's m'fucking [i]scary[/i].
6) No comment on Mystique the cartoon...but you...so so hot cosplaying. You're such a tease, and you know it. That's why you're donning that outfit, showing that not-quite-cleavage.
5) Why do you think Batman: TAS is my favorite cartoon? Screw Batman, the girls helped me hit an early puberty. And yeah, if there is one thing wrong with "Nolanian" Batman, its that there are too many guys and no interesting girls. Rachel Dawes: Both Holmes and Gylennhaal were forgettable.
4) I hate it too. I don't even find Ariel attractive.
3) I loved Gargoyles. Not for the story, or for the fact that Goliath is voiced by the same guy trying to recruit me into the NAVY, but for all the former Trek actors playing against their Trek roles. Marina Sirtis chief amongst them.
2) Not much to say here. That film and its characters speak better when they speak for themselves. I will say though that water is the worst villain-killer ever to be conceived and reused. You hear me, M. Knight? The ending of Signs sucked!
1) Another college costume? Ohhh...I don't care if it was a mediocre dreesup of what's actually a really ugly charater, you know just how to tug a guy's strings, N.C!;)
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Carmen Sandiego lived on the moon, and that "Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego" was a trick question.......still havn't proved that theory, BUT I'M WORKING ON IT!!!!!!>:(
You get an immense number of R.E.S.P.E.C.T. points for mentioning Demona from Gargoyles. She was one of my favorite villians of the show, and that show had [b]ALOT[/b] of villians. A surprisingly deep character with an extreme tear-jerker back story, you could almost sympathesize with her desire to kill all humans........not really.
And I guess we'll be seeing review of "A LITTLE MERMAID" in the future.......I can hear that annoying, calypso singing lobster now.:(
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11.17.2008 - 11:58 | AkarasHehe, not really surprised to see Maleficent where she was at. She has to be the most horrible type of person ever! I think so mostly because of her involvement in the Kingdom Heart series as well. Ah.... Still a hardcore dragon bitch. :P
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So much about the Joker in the movie, by the end they know they couldn't use him in the next movie, yet they missed their chance for a Harley Quinn reference.
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I love your videos Nostalgia Chick!! I always thought the bad girls were so hot in these shows, so I can totally understand why chicks always dig the bad boys! I always thought Demona and Mystique were really hot. I guess I just have a thing for girls with different color skin. An if you think that sounds weird, then you're probably racist so shut up!! I mean, demona has a tail which might be kinda weird, but she looks enough like a human I guess. Plus she's not wearing a lot of cloths so that was always a plus for me as a 12 year old. Ya know what I never understood from Gargoyles? Why the hell is Demona so pissed about humans destroying her clan? That happened a THOUSAND freakin years ago! They would be all dead by now anyway! So she's basically pissed about the humans depriving her of gargoyle bonding with her gargoyle friends that would have only taken up about 1/20th of her entire lifespan anyway!! It's like, DAMN get over it bitch!! Plus, if those gargoyles were the only ones in existence on the planet, then they'd be all inbred by now anyway. Then there'd be no beefy hunky gargoyles like Goliath to fuck her anyway? When you think about it, Demona hasn't gotten laid in 1000 years! DAMN!!! No wonder she's pissed. You'd think she's probably just get desperate and start fucking humans or something. I think I'm putting way too much thought into this.
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11.17.2008 - 12:11 | illeatyourdogHey Dudette,
Do a video on the top 11 badass women like Cynthia Rothrock, Moon Lee, Michelle Yeoh and Estuko Shiomi for example.
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11.17.2008 - 12:24 | Todes
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11.17.2008 - 12:32 | TheDramaticMonarch
Y'know, I never would have thought of doing a Top Villainesses list so you already win a slice of win pie and points for originality (seriously, it's always been there in front of us the entire time and when you point them out, you can't help but go "OH YEEAAAH!").
When I saw who #1 was, I actually squee'd and now I wanna give you the entire pie of win. I knew I already loved Maleficent even when I was a little kid ("Sleeping Beauty" is totally my favorite Disney movie) but when I rewatched the movie recently (yeah, I bought the DVD :P), she just seemed even more badass to me (and the three good fairies? Fuck yeah!). Let's not forget the fact that she turns into the most awesome dragon ever (I think I want that dragon tattooed on me someday :D).
So yeah, babbling aside, fabulous list. Please keep on bringing the awesome for us chicks, Lindsay! ;D
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11.17.2008 - 12:51 | doctorwillythe picture of a guy who dressed up as jesus, holding a huge cross, really cracked me up somehow. hahahahah
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Well said! Yes, it IS wrong. And dash it all if you didn't get #1 perfect - 2nd best Disney villain ever, but I still think #1 is Chernabog. That dragon was the crowning moment of evil in the movie, nothing doing.
And the Oz Witch was an interesting case - the books definitely expand on her background, history, and motivation more than the movies ever did. But the real question is this: Where are the REALLY embarrassing costumes?
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11.17.2008 - 12:54 | kitlerc
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11.17.2008 - 13:08 | Suntiger
I admit I was a bit uncertain about this review when I saw the name. I mean why not just put villains and ignore the gender barrier. My thinking went along the lines of; You don't have to do only girl vilians just because you're a girl.
However, the review blow all my uncertainty away. ^_^
This was an excellent list of villains period, male and female considered.
Maleficent is an excellent first choice as well. She has the looks, the attitude, the outfit, the brains, the guts and the power for it.
*And* the most deliciously evil-sounding name too.
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11.17.2008 - 13:29 | Dodwidge
And good work on those Halloween costumes, too.