Hocus Pocus

(184 votes, average 4.78 out of 5)
Comments (306)
  • MilesTaiIsPrower  - A new review
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    Hope this is awesome as the last one!

    Looks like something hilarious to review anyway.

    Okay okay I'll watch the video now.

  • benzaie  - Awesome
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    Oh boy and I thought my Halloween vid was pretty good :s You raised the bar N Chick...

    Love the review, Never seen the movie, and I 'm glad I never did, it makes NO FREACKING SENSE !

    What is the point of all this ??? Who thought it could make a good movie ???

    very good review and Yes, Virgin seems to be a frightening word in this movie...

  • Rollo T
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    I strangely remember seeing this movie once... curious. I have yet to see Apocolypse Now, but I've seen Hocus Pocus. I need to get my priorities straight.

    Very nice our Nostalgia Chick. Entertaining yet again.

  • Somewhat
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    It's been nearly a year now... I hope you've learned of the horror.

  • SimonW  - YAY!!!
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    lol, you love doing the "Virgin/lightning" trick, that was cool.
    Yes, the bratty beast sister is annoying as heck!
    Yeah, it was a bit of a "What the fuck?" moment in the movie when Binx died and then he suddenly comes back.
    Nice review, Nostalgia Chick! You're the ma...uhhh...Chick! :D

    SimonW.

  • Daffy
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    Ah SWEET! I was wondering if someone would review this. I was going to actually, but problems arose.

    Anyway, great job.

  • MCPie
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    wow ur the funniest of the people on the site who arent TGWTG. Way to go, you passed their 20s of videos with just your first one.

  • Dove
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    Very Good

  • Mildula  - OMG!!!
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    NOOOOO!!!!O_O I SAW IT X.X But damn good reviev thoguh...BUT MAN - IT SHOULD BE CALLEN HIPIE AND VIRGIN!!!NOT HOCUS POCUS!!!!O_O

  • Wendell
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    ;D That was funny as hell!
    Specialy the *Virgin lightning* thing, when you did it at the end lololol.

    But seriously, the whole virgin hipe on that movie, you made it clear with your sarcasim that he should still be a virgin at 15 :P

    But im 18 now and that is embarrasing, i better go get rid of this before i release witches uppon the world :D

    Amazing review chick :D

  • benzaie  - Thx man
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    Quote:
    written by MCPie , October 31, 2008
    wow ur the funniest of the people on the site who arent TGWTG. Way to go, you passed their 20s of videos with just your first one

    on the behalf of all contributors....thank you very much :D

  • FredOnToast
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    Damn, you're hot! Lol sorry but that keeps coming into my mind.

    Great review, as always. Keep up the good work ;)

  • MikeRyu  - I do remember it actually.
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    When I was a lad I remember being confused as to why it was so hung up on the virgin thing. I mean I didn't exactly used to watch the movie, not out of choice of course. I didn't pick it. I had sisters okay!!!

  • FREAKFANATIC
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    Was this movie a PG rating?!

  • crazygamer  - Wow I remember seeing this movie....
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    After watching it, I thought to myself "What the hell did I just watch?"

    Anyways, great review. Very entertaining.

  • MikeJ
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    I approve of this video! Excellently excellent if I do say so.

  • Jason Sixx  - VIRGINS!
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    LOL,
    Nice job. I loved this review.
    But i also love this movie too:P

  • Benneth
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    Huh. I better lose my virginity just to be on the safe side.

    ...or, y'know...not spontaneously light oddly placed candles for no reason.

  • AtomicOrangutan  - Good Review!
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    This movie is pretty good. But you did a superb job of
    reviewing it. ;D

  • Chaore
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    Oddly I don't remember that whole virgin thing myself. Oh disney, What you pull over our childhood minds.

  • TheDramaticMonarch  - YABBOS!
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    It's been a while since I've seen "Hocus Pocus" but I'm kinda surprised over the crazy virgin obsession the movie has. I certainly have no memory of it yet my most distinct memory of the movie is "yabbos". Oh Disney, you sex crazed fiends...in the G-rated way of course. :P

    Fun review, Nostalgia Chick! Please keep being awesome, 'kay? 8)

    Hmm, it's raining right now. Wonder if I can create thunderstorms by saying "virgin" repeatedly. :P

  • Just-Joe
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    So being a virgin is bad, unless you're in a horror movie where having sex has you end up with an arrow to the throat(Friday the 13th anyone).

    Anyway another great video.

  • AlucardsQuest  - Well...
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    It took me about 20 years to kickstart my libido, not very cool at all.

    This movie doesn't look very good at all, not even likable. But Disney is always pulling some abomination out of their live action ass at least once a year.

    I'm not sure that I get why the word virgin causes lightning, but it doesn't seem to work the last 2 out of 3 times.

  • LearnToBounce
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    AH!

    JESUS CHRIST!

    I guess it's just because your image has been getting harsher and harsher as the videos went on (through lighting, outfits, etc. And it's not at all that YOU MUST BE HOT IF I BOTHER WATCHING, but maybe your studio could be a little more pleasantly lit?)... but that costume scared the living hell out'a me.

    Anywhoo... great review, as always. I myself am 20 years old, and still a virgin, so by all rights I should just be dead by now.

  • Xman490
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    i remember the part with the guy dressed as the Devil; it was so stupid-funny (the kind of funny you laugh at just because it is so stupid). also, don't insult virgins. quite a large fraction of teenagers are virgins, despite the [fact] that about a quarter of teen girls have (an) STD(s).

  • Ignacia  - Virgins
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    I like virgins. They're sexy! And I know when I kiss them they most likely won't give me face herpes. Long live the virgins! ;D

    Also, I like the Haunted Mansion music at the beginning! Good choice! :D

  • benzaie  - ALRIGHT BOYS N GIRLS
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    Nobody asked if you were still virgin or not in here, no need to tell about your sexual life in comments GEE !

  • darthsketch
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    w00t! Aweosme review! I probably saw this movie a dozen times when I was a kid. I never did get why it was such a big deal to be a virgin in high school when I watched this movie...but I hadn't hit puberty yet, so, yeah =p lol.

  • Rattrap007
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    Quote:
    ALRIGHT BOYS N GIRLS
    written by benzaie , October 31, 2008
    Nobody asked if you were still virgin or not in here, no need to tell about your sexual life in comments GEE !

    Look just because some of us should never light candles doesn't mean you have to get upset...


    Anyway god the little girl is a pain in the ass. I also can't be the only one thinking that she will definitely need braces in a few years.

    Anyway another fantastic video. Only thing I would have expected differently was at hte first mention of "virgin" have the DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN! dramatic music play.

  • X-Death  - o_o
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    I lost my virginity upon seeing this movie.

  • Butch  - So...
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    Virgin! *thunderclap*

    Beautiful review of a movie I actually loved as a child, through no real reason other than my mom liked hearing Bette sing in the middle of it.

    Oh, and I lost my virginity at age 72.

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