Showgirls Begins

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  • Tomayer1
    Nice review :-D
  • Tomayer1
    I miss the old jesse spano btw :-(
  • pharmmajor
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    Ha ha, loved the visual pun.

    I can't believe you tackled this abomination, Lindsay. Excellent work, and I can't wait for the next part.

    Also, I have an idea for a future video. Would you consider a tribute to female detectives of film and TV (ex. V.I. Warshawski, Cordelia Gray, Miss Marple, Veronica Mars, Nancy Drew, Charlie's Angels.) Just a thought.
  • Apathetic One
    [b]Great use of Jazz Hands..This movies got AIDS n' shit[/b]
  • Eric the Orange
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    Dude, I wouldn't normally do this Mr.Apathetic One. But replying to a post and not having your post be about the one you replied to is considered a bad thing to do. Compounded by the fact that you seem to always do so on one of the first 5 posts so that yours will be near the top.

    Perhaps you already knew this and don't care. But just in case you did not I thought I would let you know.
  • Cferra
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    Ahh Elizabeth Berkley...your downfall was a sight to behold. Anyway, this review was awesome. The gags were great and of course Team NChick was amazing!
  • archonambroseus
    I literally made an account here just so I could bring up one thing: the music at 10: 00 is also one of the pieces of elevator music in Mass Effect.

    Yeah, I'm cool. :unsure:

    Anyways excellent review, as usual! Surprised that there was no "Everyone has AIDS!" Team America joke though.
  • TomQuoVadis
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    As the assassin from Serenity said: "There is no shame in this."

    From one odd reference we get another.
  • TheCrimsonSpire
    Dude I know, When I was watching the review and suddenly that part came up, I was like wtf isn't that the music from ME :!:

    And I actually thought at the end of the review she was going to sing the AIDS song
  • AJAT800
    Great review, that's all i have to say for now; real cool. I'm suprised you didn't just use TBS footage though; they put it digital braws to hide the nudity
  • Haon
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    That seems like a lot of work. They could have saved time, and gotten a lot more viewers, if they'd just showed it as is!
  • smurfykat
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    TBS also dubs the dumbest substitute words over swears....

    Plus the "booby" joke wouldn't have worked as well.
  • ThatGuyInTheHeadband
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    Boobies! How did you know I liked Pasific sea birds?

    Watching your friends reenact the movie is so funny, I almost don't mind not seeing NC-17 worthy stuff.

    Wow, 2-parter. And this one doesn't even involve Micheal Bay.
  • Not Shelley Duvall
    i enjoy your friends. they are wonderful actors. that was the best and only lap dance i have ever witnessed.
    but now, thanks to a certain worst quote ever, i have "everyone has aids" stuck in my head.
  • Colme  - Nice
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    Nice! For what it's worth great review. I never saw this movie but always figured it was exactly what it appeared to be. Thanks for confirming it. ;)
  • Alandree
    Nchick!!
  • Ota-Kun
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    HELLLLLOOOOO NUUUURRSE! :woohoo:

    No but seriosly good frist half chick cant wait for the second.
  • KyaStar
    awww! Lisa needs a hug!
  • HighlanderV1
    Aww... I was hoping for a Team America reference! :P

    Looking forward to the second part, though.
  • Dundore77
    at about 15:34 right after you say thanks you forgot to censor a bare chest. its real quick but just letting you know... im sad i noticed that.
  • GreatNocturn357
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    Oh god...linsey...why? All you need are a pair of bunny ears and you'd look like a fetish bar employee.
  • smurfykat
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    The boa was a bit much.
  • raphaelcordova
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    Funny Stuff :woohoo: From My Little Pony to everybody got aids and shit. :woohoo: You kick ass can't wait for the next one.
  • Blitzkrieg1701
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    In my deepest, darkest, most soul-crushing moments of despair, I will close my eyes... and see a fellow in shades with basketballs stuffed under his black hoodie... and I will cry... Oh Lord, how I will cry...

    Seriously, though, that was hilarious.
  • poisontongue
    Not to mention with AIDS n' shit.
  • crunchyleaf
    Awesome, awesome, awesome, and I love reviews where your friends pop up (especially Nella, who is seriously funny and wonderful enough to warrant her own series, in my opinion). I never actually saw this movie, but it does look like absolute garbage...
  • Fluffyman
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    Paul Verenhoven was on top of the world with "Robocop" and "Total Recall"... which all came crashing down with this film.

    One thing that bugs me is does Blip have a policy on bare asses as well as breasts? Because I saw some naked cheeks in there.
  • -ShuKai GiGi-
    That was some funny shit. Seize, Bitch! My new favorite line.
  • BasilofBakerStreet
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    I kinda find it funny that I see A LOT of Phantom of the Opera items in the review. Is the Chick a "phan" by chance?
  • VillainIsLemony
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    I think watching this movie gave everybody AIDS n' shit. :confused:

    Great review Lindsey, can't wait for part two. =D
  • RettMikhal  - .
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    All I have to do to laugh now is imagine your friend playing with his titties under his hoodie.

    Oh, and tell Lisa I side with her.
  • pope965176  - wow
    So I had a bad movie film festival in the winter. This, along with [i]House of the Dead[/i] I couldn't stomach the whole way through. I congratulate you on your dedication.

    Also, the blue-footed boobies are just flippin' great.
  • MartianMan
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    You missed some boobies at about 15:34 or so.
  • penguintruth
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    I believe "Everybody got AIDS n' shit!" is the only proper response to "I was frozen today!", or visa versa.
  • CajunKhan
    So why is it that you can't show nudity? Is it a site rule? It can't be an internet rule. There's a million sites out there with hardcore nudity.

    Anyway, movies that try to mix porn and a real movie pretty much always fail. Make a porno or make a movie. The twain shall never.

    Is it just me, or is the NC getting hotter in each appearance?
  • jjflash
    "So why is it that you can't show nudity? Is it a site rule? "

    As a matter of fact, it is. This site's intended audience ranging from families to teens. Excessive nudity and violence would really limit the demographic.
  • iceblade1545
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    I think "Everybody got aids 'n shit" is one of those lines like "That's a lot of fish" that one could spend a lifetime analyzing and still only have scratched the surface of how inane (or possibly genius) it really is...

    Anyways, great review, Lindsay. Your friends are awesome. Nelle always makes me laugh. :P
  • MER
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    I'm sorry that you had to sit through this movie. :(
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