Pocahontas

(166 votes, average 4.72 out of 5)
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Comments (162)
  • Cferra  - Nice.

    Ahh the video that started your journey to becoming the Nostalgia Chick. I really liked this one. I used to major in American History (Changed to Political Science) and I saw a lot of errors in the movie. Yes it's a kid's movie but there are no massive cliffs in coastal VA. Can't be teaching American kids bad history! Oh wait...we already do have the worst scores on the planet.

    The sequel was on I think when I was flipping channels. That movie made less sense. At least it didn't have florescent leaves.

    Anyway, good review. Really liked it when I saw it on the top five and I still like seeing it. You did good work! Keep it up.

  • CoolIT  - Helarious !!

    A++
    He sure did a perfect Nostalgia chick pick and this review proves it
    Great job.

  • PayPalMe$$$

    PUPPIES! I just loved that comment so much.

  • SimonW  - Hmm...

    I was surprised nobody had rated your video yet only commented, so I took the liberty of rating it first for you.

    Anyway, there are two points I would like to get out of the way before I go into this.

    Point 1: OMG!!! Look at the cute puppies!!! ;D

    Point 2: I didn't quite remember this movie much since it was the only Disney movie I have not re-watched.

    Now that is out of the way, I have not much else to say but that I love your work and at one point you sounded like the Nostalgia Critic which made me have a weird but good "Whoa" experience. I also like the fact you have the balls (no pun intended) to act like a guy at times to convey what the guy characters may be really thinking.
    I have nothing to say about the movie itself other then it was a waste of my viewing pleasure...WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU DISNEY???
    And it was too historical for my taste, despite the mistakes they made of that as well. *rolls eyes*
    In any case, keep up the good work Nostalgia Chick and...PUPPIES!! ;D

    SimonW.

  • Sloth

    This movie has taught me much! Crazy indians! Whipping themselves out and pinning it on the innocent white man! Bastards!

  • Bart Wux

    "Also Pocahontas was 12." Delivered dry as a bone. That line cracks me up everytime I hear it.

  • Earthbound_X

    Does blip load at a snail's pace to anyone else?

    I hate blip.

  • admin
    Quote:
    Does blip load at a snail's pace to anyone else?

    I hate blip.

    And... welcome to the comment ban club!

  • Jake
    Quote:
    And... welcome to the comment ban club!

    Dude, wtf? He was just voicing an opinion (one that I also share.) A ban just for that? Not cool.

  • admin
    Quote:
    Dude, wtf? He was just voicing an opinion (one that I also share.) A ban just for that? Not cool.

    Another non-reader here I see. I posted about baseless comments NUMEROUS times. If someone has issues with Blip... post it in the forums or PM me. If for some reason you have to post it in the comments provide information that CAN HELP ME help you. The comments were being filled with 'OMG U SUCKX' posts directed at video producers along with 'OMG BLIP IS TEH LAG' type posts, and I'm sick of seeing them. I have posted the warning not only via comments but also via a site update that is still on the freaking front page. So yeah it's warranted. Also have you ever read the TOS that you have to check every time you post a comment?

  • Magdra  - still not cool

    I don't believe the guy made any idiotic remedial comments like "blip suckx" so why did u ban him...he was ASKING if it was slow for anyone else...so if u want to keep viewers u need to lighten up...and if u want to ban me too, I've only watched one video, and if u keep me from watching anymore, than I just won't watch here...don't lose viewers just cause u wanna throw some authori-TIE around!

  • Jake
    Quote:
    If for some reason you have to post it in the comments provide information that CAN HELP ME help you.

    Understood, and I apologize.

  • Socialiste  - American?

    Like most of the world, you're an American?

    300 millions over 7 billion humans is most of the world?

  • ThatDudeInTheSuede

    dude, america IS the world, according to them. why else would they have a baseball world series and then not invite any oher countries?

  • Scotwest  - It's satire

    Like most of the world, you're an American?

    One of my favorite jokes in the video. Never seen Pocahontas or Teen Witch, but thanks to Nostalgia Chick they've each provided more enjoyment than most movies I actually go to the trouble of sitting through. Looking forward to further reviews.

    Puppies!

  • TheDudette
    Quote:
    Like most of the world, you're an American?

    300 millions over 7 billion humans is most of the world?

    You make me sad. I'd expect this from the denizens of youtube (and they give it to me, constantly), but this? This...

    Watch Team America, dude.

  • TheLaughingFish  - re:
    TheDudette wrote:
    Quote:
    Like most of the world, you're an American?

    300 millions over 7 billion humans is most of the world?


    You make me sad. I'd expect this from the denizens of youtube (and they give it to me, constantly), but this? This...

    Watch Team America, dude.

    Seriously? She was just trying to be funny. I cannot believe someone actually took that *seriously*.

  • Gamer_Ely

    they made the dudette sad.... the dudette doth not abide! doth not indeed.... mix of big lebowski and fancy speaking much?

  • Raze

    Good video, it was funny and at at least those clips weren't as painful as the clips from Teen Witch. I'll never know how you endured that long enough to make a video about it.

    Anyway, good to see that you've settled in so quickly. Look forward to seeing more.

  • DelRiego

    You are awesome! I love you. I want more of your videos! :)

    Actually most of the world is Chinese
    :P

  • Baalcebub

    Dude, no...
    What... It's a comment, the comment box is here, so I can comment.
    No, seriously dude, don't, I'm tellin ya...
    What's the matter now?
    You know what's going to happen...
    What?
    What always happens when you talk to women...
    It's not... It's a comment, over the internet, I'm not actually talking to anybody. Besides, I'm just going to compliment her work.
    Dude... seriously, you know I'm right, It's gonna happen...
    What's gonna happen?
    You're going to sound creepy, you know that's what always happens...
    Not always!
    Yes, always, and you know it...
    Just because I want to say she is doing a great job, that I think she is very funny, witty and smart... and also that I think she is very lovely and that...
    Here he goes...
    ... I think I might be in love..?
    See?
    ... Ok, yes, kinda creepy.
    Not to mention you are typing a conversation with yourself...
    Alright, very creepy... I'm sorry.
    I told ya...
    She is lovely thou... and smart, and funny and...
    Just shut up...

  • cleoambrosia

    Absolutely hilarious, and so true! Poco-hot-ass was such a lame character. If she were ugly, John Smith totally would have shot her. Amazing how she had access to pantene pro v and copious amounts of eye makeup.

  • DonZabu  - SPIRIT SHOT!

    Great review.

  • Socialiste
    Quote:
    Like most of the world, you're an American?

    300 millions over 7 billion humans is most of the world?


    You make me sad. I'd expect this from the denizens of youtube (and they give it to me, constantly), but this? This...

    Watch Team America, dude.

    In fact, there is a part that was strangely deleted from my comment saying:

    hahaha good joke

    After all that. I had the same reaction when I saw my comment cut in half making me look frustrated. In fact, that's probably my favorite joke of your video, except for PUPPIES.

    Also, I already saw Team America, Dudette

  • Rufus T  - You are very funny.

    I can't wait for the next Disney animated movie. I hear it's going to be about how the civil war was just one big dance off.

  • Kinginler  - 4* Go Nostalgic chick:)

    Great video!

    When the quest for a nostalgic chick started I was septic about it.
    but now I've seen this video I truly believe it will be awesome.

    I give 4* ranking for 3 reasons:
    1º- to support!
    2º- can't give 5* has a challenge for you to make even funnier videos
    3º- the "american-ego" joke...although of its irony. I'm european (portuguese) and although europeans don't mine americans to think there better, I think the non-americans(and there r a lot of non-americans that visit this site) dont enjoy that type of jokes.

    but beside that, I really liked the video and I'll be at the "Nostalgic chick fan list" ;)

  • Flayr  - Surely this colony shall FLOURISH!

    I love that line so much. xD

    Anyway, I'm still wondering about the random moose. Honestly, I've come to expect random moments of unexplained magic and oddly placed musical numbers from Disney, but a moose in Virginia? How did that even come about?

  • Listior  - Oh boy!

    I can't believe I didn't watch this movie when it first came out (but I just hated Pocahontas that much). It's actually one of the funniest things I ever had the pleasure to watch! You got the movie by it's balls and you sure pressed them hard. Ooh, it SO did deserve a proper bashing. I actually hated it much more then Anastasia for it's romantisized narration of one BIG crime...

    Thanks again - and please never stop ;)

  • Kynergy  - Great Video

    Awsome and funny video. I'm really starting to like your reviews. I'm looking forward to them equally as much as I do for the Nostalgia Critic. Oh, and PUPPIES!! ^^

  • Sheeyah  - My wife likes this movie.

    I've seen parts of this movie here and there, but my wife really likes it. She even has a Pocahontas blanket.

    I found the part about her magically learning english amusing. Tarzan had a tougher time. It's like the leaves were the Native American version of translator microbes from a sci-fi movie.

    And the fact that he had to be taken across the ocean for a gunshot wound is great...but he is Captain Amazing.

    Oh, and an interesting side not. The Chief probably had a lot of wives and sent them packing after their first kid. So see, she didn't die...

  • cookiemonster

    My theory is her father was playing the "got your nose" game and forgot to give it back.

    I found this movie very boring, even with the inclusion of Mel freakin' Gibson. True, at that age I was starting to develop a preference for random explosions and nudity, but I'm sure even by female standards Pocahontas was trash.

  • GodOfPlague

    What no epic climax jok??? Anyway first non guy with glasses vid I've checked out.
    I like it alot. Though you cannot buy me off with puppies... Rabbits maybe...

    Anyway nice review looking forwardto your work

  • vampyre lord  - amazing

    The way I see it, The Nostalgia Chick seems to gravitate more to female audiences than the Nostalgia Critic, but she is still unbelievably funny!!!
    ............

    ...........................PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!

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