Earth Girls Are Easy
Written by Nostalgia Chick Friday, 04 December 2009 23:34
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12.04.2009 - 23:42 | Coldguy
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12.04.2009 - 23:43 | crunchyleaf
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12.04.2009 - 23:47 | JohnnyBlankk
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12.04.2009 - 23:59 | beelow
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12.04.2009 - 23:59 | pharmmajor

You wanna know an 80s alien "comedy" worse than this? Three words: Morons from Space. It is painful, it is Garbage Pail Kids painful.
As bad as this one was, I do like the blonde song. I sometimes mess with my blonde friends online by sending them links to it on YouTube. And it proved that Jeff Goldblum was from another planet.
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12.05.2009 - 12:59 | zdragoon
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12.05.2009 - 14:21 | That Kid with the Jew-fro
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12.17.2009 - 20:53 | imdgr8st
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12.04.2009 - 23:59 | FamilyGuyFan
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12.05.2009 - 00:01 | Cferra
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12.05.2009 - 00:04 | ThatWhiteGuy
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12.05.2009 - 00:20 | Mezurya
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12.05.2009 - 03:29 | ThatCreepAtYourWindow
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12.05.2009 - 14:32 | th3d3stroy3r
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Looking at the cast, if this was made around 1995 it would have rivaled "Water World" in budget. I remember renting this multiple times in the mid-nineties when I was about 11 or 12 years old just because Jim Carey was in it and he was fresh off of "Ace Ventura," "The Mask" and "Dumb and Dumber."
The same with Damon Wayons in "Major Payne," and Jeff Goldblum fairly recently coming off of "Jurassic Park" and "Independence Day."
I can thank them for renting "Once Bitten" and "Blankman."
I actually think there was a movie with Carey and Gilbert Godfried where one of them was the devil that I watched a few times."Once Bitten" would actually be a good review.
That's a request.
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12.05.2009 - 00:19 | Crazy_Tiki
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12.05.2009 - 00:19 | Deimos1984rd
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12.05.2009 - 13:58 | Fluffyman
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12.05.2009 - 00:25 | Dan Vince
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12.05.2009 - 00:30 | Adrenal Lynn
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12.05.2009 - 00:31 | ginger0215
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12.05.2009 - 00:33 | soldierstar
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12.05.2009 - 00:40 | SharkWayne

DUDE!!! or should I say...CHICK!!! I expected the NC to do the review of this movie. Yet at the same time I'm supprised that you didn't do tank girl for the review. I must say there was a BLAM (Big Lipped Alagator Moment) With "I'm a blond" song came up. (yes, I saw this movie alot so I think this is a moment where B.L.A.M belongs) but i digress. lol
take care NChick
sharkwayne
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12.05.2009 - 00:42 | TheSEPH88
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12.05.2009 - 00:44 | buried_treasure_yay

What a bad movie. The intro song should be banned or something, it's horrible. But then so is the movie, it's just so bad on so many levels. It had all these prominent actors too, which reminds me of why I mostly watch B&W flicks. Everyone involved in making this video should be imprisoned for a couple of years and not be allowed to work on anything entertainment related again. I don't care if it's Jim Carey. Not only is the movie degrading to women in a big way, like most movies today, it's also degrading to anyone's intelligence. I am dumber for having seen clips from this movie. I am not grateful for this review by female NC. Some material is too bad to make anything good out of, like Garbage Pail Kids and Howard the Duck.
I mean yeah you guys can make entertaining features, but the material can't be helped. You can't make something good out of it, it's like anti-entertainment. It's made of little black holes that suck entertainment out of their surroundings, and will ultimately lead to a future where tyrants oppress people, cameras are everywhere, and people eat Soylent Green to survive. God damn it.
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12.05.2009 - 00:47 | Mercenary Wubby
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12.05.2009 - 00:52 | DesertEagle
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12.05.2009 - 00:58 | ironbite
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12.05.2009 - 01:03 | Chessie
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12.05.2009 - 01:41 | Not Shelley Duvall
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12.05.2009 - 01:06 | TheDramaticMonarch
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12.05.2009 - 01:58 | billpickle
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12.05.2009 - 02:14 | vid3oman64
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12.05.2009 - 02:18 | AlucardsQuest

There's a line in Back to the Future II that very few people remember or mention, and it's old Marty from the future saying "I'm sorry I missed that whole thing". The line is very confusing on it's own because it doesn't fit with any of the dialog and it's like a continuation of a discussion that was cut from the final film... but that's exactly how I feel after watching this.
Something I notice when watching your videos is that you record voice overs separately from your on camera dialog. The Critic records all his dialog in one session so in contrast when your voice over appears, it seems like it was added in at the last minute. To me that seems like you're making the process more difficult than it needs to be, and it drives the quality down because it's so monotone.
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:0 This was a staple movie on Comedy Central back in the 90s....I fell so dirty now.