Bratz
Written by TheDudette Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:00
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10.10.2009 - 07:22 | Cowboy
woha! That door at 8:52 is freakin' wicked! Must be som Harry Potter-stuff going on there.
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10.10.2009 - 06:38 | DrMecha
D: WHAT KIND OF STEREOTYPICAL MOVIE IS THIS SHIT?
I don't know why Bratz is famous, I really don't. But why make a movie based off of a F*%#ing toyline? Now I see where you're going with the Transformers movies.
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10.10.2009 - 13:26 | FatAnonQuote:it's because little girls are retarded.
Yeah, little boys would never fall for toy-based bullshit. That's why the TMNT musical did so poorly.

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10.12.2009 - 20:52 | Shadow of Intent
So,you hated yourself as a kid,or you hate yourself,cause your acting like one.
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12.12.2009 - 23:01 | mrlemonyfresh
because it makes lots of money... haven't you learnt anything from watching reviews on this site?
no one featured on the reviews is out to make a genuinely good movie, it's all about how many ignorant fish they can snag, and what better way to make money by luring an ignorant generation of kids with vague references to their favorite toyline. All they have to do is take your typical generic superficial teen movie story, slap the title 'bratz!' on it and little girls are suckered in.
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10.10.2009 - 06:31 | elfofchaos
To think....I bought that movie as a gift to my younger sisters....
sucks to be them hahahaha!
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10.10.2009 - 06:42 | ganondorf49
Why did Linkara do the voiceover?
Doug sounded Creepy and the review was great.
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10.10.2009 - 09:29 | The Guy that Died in MM Zero 1
Because in linkara's reviews he also does the previously on... part
great review you brave soul
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10.10.2009 - 06:56 | UCGav
Wow that was one creepy voice by Doug. Reminded me of 'Him' from the Powerpuff girls.
Great Review Chick. Its really amazing the kind of crap that movies based on girls-toys end up with. At least with Boys-toys you have excuses for action scenes to distract you from the fact it has no valid reason to exist.
BTW, I wonder, is Doug running a guest house these days? Seems everyone has ended up there over the last few weeks.
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10.10.2009 - 06:57 | jperez - "She's got HUGE...tracks of land!"
I loved the Monty Python & The Holy Grail reference! Happy day! c:
Freaking producers and directors of this movie...I'm Hispanic and that made me wanna KILL them! That woman couldn't pull off a real Mexican accent if her LIFE depended on it...
How DARE they try to stereotype REAL, good Mariachi's. That makes my friends back in Texas, some of who are in fact Mariachi's, look bad. Thank god it sucks too hard for anyone to see or remember it.
You rock Lindsay! Keep up the great work and glad you're making videos again.
Jesse~
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10.10.2009 - 07:16 | The awesome Austrian - Awesome
Awesome review as ever.
I love your crossovers.
You and Doug are such a great Team!
And Rob was in the review! I died because of loughter. XD
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10.10.2009 - 07:19 | Matthew G
The ending was especially hilarious.
Great review, I hope we will now see more from you NC.
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10.10.2009 - 07:26 | TroubledAlan - how cute
thats the most romantic thing i ever see knock out your mate how cute that movie s-u-c-k
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10.10.2009 - 07:34 | OliverTwisted
We appreciate you're sacrifice, Dudette!
"Heart Spleen Stomach Liver" Oh, Bhargav, you are deemed to play the roll of Matisse FOREVER MWHAAAHAAHAAA
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10.10.2009 - 07:39 | RookeeAlding
Wow Doug's basement is really getting some play.
and that some interesting relationship ya got going on there.Also
So very glad I didn't grow up to this. As I rule though I generally don't like chick-click-flicks. (if I only knew how to spell click)
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10.10.2009 - 07:42 | mknote
I don't see why everybody seems to hate the 2007 Transformers. I loved it. True, it's the only Bay film I can stand, but everybody gets something right every now and then (except Uwe Boll...)
Anyway, great review.
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12.04.2009 - 23:47 | uknownada
In my opinion, the first Transformers film was okay. Not good, not bad, just okay.
But the sequel sucked. One of the worst films of the year!
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10.10.2009 - 07:43 | JustSomeDude
I hate that movie... i hate it i hate it i HATE IT!
Even seeing some parts of it in this review made me be disgusted in hate!
This movie is worse then GARBAGE PALE KIDS!
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10.12.2009 - 16:19 | LokkiLePese - Well...
It's almost as bad, but I don't think anything could get worse than Garbage Phail Kids.
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10.10.2009 - 07:47 | TeeKoo
Did anyone notice that on the door scene the door opened in different directions?

Funny as always, keep up the good work, both of you!
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10.10.2009 - 07:54 | Gamer Kid Onat - VERY GOOD!
AWESOME!
JUST F?N?SHED WATCHING AND IT RULED!
THX NOSTALGIA CHICK
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10.10.2009 - 07:54 | Vadakin - The Door.
So the Critic was behind the door and the Chick pulled it out towards her...but then cut to Doug and he's trying to stop it from being pulled in towards him.
Is it sad that I noticed that?
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10.10.2009 - 07:55 | varelabro1
it would have been funny to play part of a high school musical song after the bratz' song at the end
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10.10.2009 - 08:06 | Fluffyman
You'd think ANYONE should have seen the script and said "this is too stupid." The toy line itself hurts my mind how it got popular.
And now they're planning a Barbie movie. What sort of horrors is that going to unleash?
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10.10.2009 - 08:33 | Shadowgam3 - Need more CrossOvers..
So that what U too Girls.. Lock them in Ur Basement and make them do shity movie Reveiws..
Ur one Sick indiviual Doug..That Movie looks really retarded too watch..I can't believe U really made a reveiw abt something that stupid.. Didn't like the movie as soon as I saw the title.. The only thing I liked abt this reveiw was when Nostalgic Chick & Nostalgic Crittic makin this Crossover.. Were U going for a more Scary setting cause it October?
I liked when Doug sounded all creepy and Sinister. U almost souded like Linkara.. I like when Bhargav did a skit on Terminator and dressed up like Munti again from that beat'em up Rumble between the Nostalgic Crittic's Team and the Angry Video Game Nerd Team.. It was kidda of cool too see Rob Walker just sittin in the Darkness (Creepy).. I like how U both knock one another using towels..
The Number one reason I thought that was ridiculesly Stupid Funny was when the Nostalgic Crittic got too touch Nostalgic Chick butt, or was it when Nostalgic Crittic Touched himself.. It's too Bad U took out that Joke. that would have been Funny..
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10.10.2009 - 08:17 | kenjik
A terrible film, but how come no credit for the Dethklok audio you used?
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It was pretty hard to just sit through this review. God, that movie looks awful.