Tales from the Crypt

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Comments (64)
  • Coldguy  - Wait

    Didn't Steven Colbert have him on his show before?

  • Bryguy87  - what?

    I WANT THE LINK

  • FearBoo

    AWESOME lyrics. The Theme is great to.

  • orwellianson  - !!!

    Sheer genius !

  • Stealtherx

    "Well that's as scary as it gets."

    Best line. Awesome job! That looked like a hard intro to make up lyrics for but you did it somehow.

  • mwong04

    i gotta check out this show

  • rocknrollguy86  - never saw the t.v show

    but i did see the two movies, demon knight and bordello of blood. maybe doug should do those movies! there's hot naked vampires in bordello of blood....
    great lyrics though! love the lyric videos!

  • SpazzMaster

    :shock:

    AHH!!! CRYPT KEEPER!!!

    :runs screaming:

  • Jutsushine  - NOT PUPPETS WITH PUNS!

    That was utterly terrifying. Did Reboot have lyrics in it's opening? You should look into that show, Doug. I mean if you want... No pressure. Anyway Hexadecimal was WAY creepier than the Crypt Keeper.

  • DanManX

    You know, those were ACTUALLY some good lyrics. Like, they sounded like something that the show might have really used.

  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS  - amazing!!!

    god, i loved this show... and yeah that was as scary as it got, sadly, but those were some great ingenious lyrics too
    you should do lyrics to futurama

  • CrimsonDusk  - Nostalgia

    Damn the green goo at the end reminds me of a show that came after Tales from the Crypt: Goosebumps. Yes the original series and the animated series of Tales from the Crypt weren't that scary or graphical but I wonder if he ever saw Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight. HAHAHAHAHA

  • ChaosD1

    That voice Doug was doing sounded an awful lot like Kif Kroker from Futurama.

    Yes, I know damned well it's NOT what he was going for.

  • Bryguy87  - re:
    ChaosD1 wrote:
    That voice Doug was doing sounded an awful lot like Kif Kroker from Futurama.

    Yes, I know damned well it's NOT what he was going for.


    ironic, i felt the same

  • YigSnakeDaddy

    Good job at pointing out that the only scary thing about the show was the puns.

  • Deimos1984rd  - Mwahahahahahaaaaaa

    The cryptkeeper is awesome with its creepy laugh.

    Good ol memories.

  • Lotus Prince

    What's behind this door? Something scary, no doubt!

  • PublicEnemy  - Thats as scary as it gets

    lol its true, when I was young, thats scared the shit outta me the first time I ever saw it.

    Awesome lyrics tho, loved the maniacal laughter

  • Lieutenant Fish  - HA!

    Theme Lyrics is a great show, I really like the bit in the very beginning.

  • Fuckface Oblivion

    This show probably has my favorite theme song of all time!

    nice lyrics dude!

    Danny Elfman is the shit!

  • FullmetalNinja25

    I loved this show as a kid idk why, maybe it was because it had so many guest stars famous ones at that. Anyways great job Doug! :D

  • princess myu  - re: NOT PUPPETS WITH PUNS!
    Jutsushine wrote:
    That was utterly terrifying. Did Reboot have lyrics in it's opening? You should look into that show, Doug. I mean if you want... No pressure. Anyway Hexadecimal was WAY creepier than the Crypt Keeper.

    oh man reboot was awesome

  • JimmydelaKopin

    Great lyrics...but I still can't get over how this show used the Beetlejuice theme for its theme. Then again, considering that Beetlejuice was a spooky comedy, as was Tales from the Crypt, it's appropriate.

    Tales from the Crypt. Good comics, Good theme music, but a lousy TV show.

  • BabyImplosion

    the new comments layout is beautiful!

    thank you, whoever thought of changing the color of it. more relaxing, it looks.


    and mr. glasses, what a catchy tune! i'll be jamming to this until sunrise!

  • NoahClue22  - Darn brilliant!

    When I saw the new lyrics video was going to be for "Tales from the Crypt", I thought it'd be impossible to do. The other songs you've lyriced had running melodies that were easier to set words to, but this show has a lot of breaks that you just can't sing to.

    But, yet again, Doug's genius shines through. It was a brilliant idea to intercept the melodies with the narrator who keeps pointing out the show's shortcomings. I love it when a show is ripped apart like this, espeially in music.

    I'm sure Danny Elfman is so proud of you right now. Wonder if the Beatlejuice (sp) theme is next?

  • ThatGuyWithTheStomaBag

    Surprisingly, Dougs lyrics actually suit this intro quite well.

  • Stuffnator3000  - AWESOME

    great vid :woohoo: B) :0 :angry: :s

  • thatgeekwiththejacket

    best theme lyrics yet. Great job Doug!

  • Poof E Hair

    Good job on the lyrics and the obnoxious yet entertaining host guy.

    Never watched Tales from the Crypt, but if Danny Elfman is involved, it must have some redeeming value.

  • Evil Betty

    That was, in my opinion, your best one yet. :side:

  • NickTHPS

    Well done =P

  • OliverTwisted  - Oh, Doug

    What a guy!

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