Walker, Texas Ranger

(131 votes, average 4.69 out of 5)
Comments (74)
  • batfan
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    Oh my god this is hilarious. I can't stop laughing. This meme never gets old.
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - Chuck Norris
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    Hey Doug,
    For your next theme lyrics, could you do the 1990s Fox Kids Spiderman cartoon intro?
  • benzaie
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    just for the sake of being nitpicky...

    it should have been written "in its balls"

    it's = It is
    its = the neutral equivalent of his/her...
  • KyleGibbons91  - but benzaie...
    Chuck Norris wrote this!
    whatever Chuck Norris says, is.
  • Riderman
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    :talkbiz: It got old a long time ago
  • Everwen
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    Awesome.
  • pact666  - awesome!
    chuck chuck chukc norris!
  • vid3oman64
    Ya know, I shoulda seen this coming the first time I heard A-CHUCKA NORRAAAAAAAS. Pretty funny.
  • Adrenal Lynn
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    Thanks for another great, NC. ^^ I love when these come out. And it was all the better since you included the "A-Chuck-a Norr-iiiiiiiiisss!"
  • Limecat
    Chuck Norris is a fucking creationist fundie neocon. He's an egotistical idiot.
  • PLA
    He's always been roundhouse kicking peoples heads off left and right. His awesomeness has nothing to do with being nice.
  • Limecat
    This is why I hate Chuck Norris jokes. And he hates them too. They were old back in 2007, and they're still old. He's not awesome. He's a self-absorbed moron who likes nothing better than to suck his own cock.
    Oh, and you can't say that I'm just jealous, because I'm a girl.
  • MetalheadGamer
    You could always have 'penis-envy', Limecat. Freud was right. :evil:
  • Limecat
    If I were to be envious of someone's penis, I'd have to say Bruce Lee would be my pick. Not some fundie fag.
  • Jutsushine
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    He's more powerful than Superman and he saves conventions.
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    Chuck Norris has been to mars before, thats why there are no signs of life there
  • dorko4u
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    A-CHUCKA NO- RRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SS!
  • KnightLord  - First comment...ever =P
    Is there a way we non-premium viewers can get this one in mp3? please jajja. Its awesome NC.
    The wait was worth it =)
  • ThatAnimeDude
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    um....didn't Walker Texas Ranger already have a theme song with lyrics?
  • Ethan
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    Yes, it did...with Chuck himself, uh, "singing". Doug, you were born about 15 years too late. They should've used this instead, and you'd be rich!
  • TheBlackMage
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    I didn't know Superman was in this show.
  • couchpotatodx
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    You scared the crap out of me the first time you yelled "A-Chuck-a Norr-iiiiiiiiisss!", excellent video!
  • CrazyChris576
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    I love it! I fucking love it!
  • Dusky 23
    first page!

    lol awesome work doug
  • SpotTheShingo
    "When the eyes of the Ranger are upon you..."

    Now try getting [b]that[/b] out of your head!
  • Spokavriel
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    [color=#bd527b] Not hard so long as you remember.

    "When you're in Texas look behind you. Cause that's, where the Ranger's, gonna Be."[/color]
  • Deimos1984rd
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    LOL I was not expecting that! :D
  • wiegeabo
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    You have finally done it, good sir.

    You have officially won the internet.
  • Spokavriel
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    [color=#bd527b] Yeah um ... Probably going to get down voted severely on this one. But well the added lyrics seemed lame and didn't quite fit as well as other lyrics that weren't needed but got added anyway.

    I think it could have been done better and this could probably fit in with most things that drift around 4chan.

    No offense intended but I think this is the absolute lamest added unneeded lyrics so far.[/color]
  • Saturn
    "Its" is spelled wrong; It's is it is, its is belonging to it. Don't blame me, blame a series of unfortunate events.

    Great lyrics, doug,
  • Grumbletok
    Oh my god xD
    The awesomeness of this is, well.... Awesome!
    Love all these lyrics, but with Chuck Norris it almost tops all the others :P
  • Kaiju-Z
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    Pwaise Chuck 8D
  • NOTYETUSEDNAME
    Don't cross him 'cause he's full of Awesome. A CHUCK NORIIIIIIIIS! Doug Walker and Walker, Texas Ranger: Team Walker FTW! :D
  • Jake
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    Can you believe Chuck Norris is going to be turning 70 in two weeks?? :0 :0
  • ThoseKidsWithTheComics
    WhAT!!!!! thats impossible!! did you also know when chuck norris was born his power lvl was 9001?

    And that every year on his birthday he picks one lucky kid to throw into the sun!!!!!! :P
  • Poipoi
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    How does the NC get those high notes?! Its awesome :lol:
  • 0dd1
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    How? Because Chuck Norris wills it.
  • Wermin
    meh
  • cjvs1604
    Chuck would be proud
  • Shinigami
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    Lyrics worthy or Chuck Norris.

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