Inb4 "OMFG SPOONY HAS A DOG?!"

I'm sad that there's no more Warrior. His insane rambles always put a smile on my face.

Visit Spoony's site The Spoony Experiment, he has more videos about his new dog Oreo there.

I know, that's why I said "Inb4"

A part of my brain died reading that.

Yeah, after all these Warrior reviews I've kinda been forced to conclude that the guy really is that mental. The rant at the end just about proves it.

ABOUT DAMN TIME!! I kid, I kid! Great job as aways guys!

Well, the best I could understand of all that random unsincible crap was the Warrior was basically stealing the plot in way from The Maxx! He's in the "real" world but he sees everything as some wierd alternate reality full of monsters and villains he needs to kill or some BS like that. The Maxx did it a hell-of-a-lot better!!!
I don't know if it was the steroids or if he was on some sort of super meth mixed with shrooms that made the Warrior believe a lot of the crap that spewed from his mouth!?

Great mix of cameos here must've took ya'll forever to get all that spliced together!

I did like the art a lot better here but not by much. It really could've used some shading at least if they were going the Black and White rout!
That was a real dick move even for the Ultimate Warrior to bad mouth the artist for wanting to leave this sinking ship.

THis comic sucks... and, I do give a damn... I guess!? Whatever...

So was this the Ultimate Warrior's last attempt at comics or is there someting else ya'll are going to teamup on next time!?


New Guy: Can I join the Grey LAnterns!?

Grey Lantern Recruiter: Not with that attitude...

NG: Fine, I didn't want to join anyway...

GLR: You're hired. Welcome to the Corps...

NG:I am!? Wooooohoooo!!! YAY!!!

GLR: You're fire...

Finally! I have been waiting for so long to see this crossover!

My favorite hypertime alter egos are Black Lantern 90s kid, Knitted Plushy!Linkara, Knitted Plushy!Spoony, and Dr. Suedesano.


And Gray Lanterns?
Those exist? With thier apathey and non-emotional ethusiasm I don't see them as very good super heroes.

ah, whatever, they don't care :P

So, are the Grey Lanterns the enemies of the Care Bears?
Awesome video, both of you. Loved the Birdemic joke!

I would pay money to see a Care Bears vs. Gray Lanterns movie.

Probably be better than The Green Lantern movie that is for sure.

I wouldn't... or maybe I would... I don't care...

finally i catch a video in time to be able to see my comment
great job
love the video (and human spider 2 cameo, just saying)
keep up the good work

YES! The review is finally here. Time to dive into something that’s completely foked up.

2:41- More like real life in a comic book world. …Dick.

Either someone forgot to color the damn thing, or everyone involved with this comic (with the exception of The Ultimate Warrior of course) threw up their hands and said “Screw this. I’m going back to Image.”
18:23- Wow. Looks like I was right.

8:00- GO GREEN RANGER! B)

9:29- This thing just have just been called “Big Lipped Alligator Moment: The Comic.” The Ultimate Warrior should have been committed to a mental hospital before or during the making of this crap.

14:02- Or like most of this comic, it’s a typo, because as he was holding the shift key, he may have “accidentally” pusher both the 1 and 2 keys.

14:26- Either that, or The Ultimate Warrior is Crazy Steve (which makes perfect sense).

Nice job with Black Lantern 90s Kid.

16:35- >=O YOU ARE NOT WILLIAM FRACKIN’ SHAKESPERE!!!

THESE COMICS SUCK, AND I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
(Seriously, the last comic was the worst of the bunch, and THAT’S saying something)

I think they knew it was a sinking ship and just ct as much as possible before flat out cancling it!

7:50-At 1st those did not look like missles!

8:00-Tommy really let himself go!

9:29-Arkham Asylum more like!

9:39-This part is funny, but the fanfic this will surely spawn frightens me to no end! Damn you Rule: 34!!!

14:02-I think that was the joke they made, homie!

14:26-At least Crazy Steve makes more since with his rambling!

I think that version of him should comeback more often!

You've now been inducted into the Grey Lanterns Corps. or whatever!

Well what the hell can anyone else say about these comics besides that they suck and I don't care anymore? And I think I might be qualified to be a Grey Lantern, then again maybe not since I bothered to write this comment.

AND YOU, HOAK HOGAN, WILL KNOW MY NAME IS
T H E . W A R R I O R !!!
WHEN I LAY MY DESTRUCITY UPON THEEE!
*SKRONK!!*

Wait. How can Spoony be the Avatar of this world? He doesn't even have an arrow on his forehead!

And at the end, it's not "Hi doggie." It's "Oh HAI DOGGIE! How is your sex life?"

TragicGuineaPig wrote:
"Wait. How can Spoony be the Avatar of this world? He doesn't even have an arrow on his forehead!"

No no no, not the avatar from "Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Legend of Aang"! (Besides technically Aang had the arrow tattoo not because he was an incarnation of the avatar, but because Aang was an airbender.)

He means the Avatar from the Ultima series, which is technically the Avatar of the otherdimensional kingdoms of Akalabeth, Sosaria and Britannia, as well as Earth.

Go to The Spoony Experiment and watch Spoony's video review of the Ultima video game series, especially
"Ultima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss" (start at 4:00 minutes for his hilarious in-character rant "I'm the goddamn Avatar!", although the scene starts around 02:20)
"Ultima 7 Part 2: Serpent Isle" (start at minute 1:00)

http:// spoonyexperiment.com/ category/game-reviews/ ultima-retrospective/

As the Avatar character is summoned to Britannia, fails to prevent the kidnapping of a baron's daughter, gets arrested and accused of kidnapping said daughter, and is dragged before the baron in chains, Spoony narrates: You tell the dude you're the Avatar, but naturally he doesn't recognize you.
Baron Horrible VanVoiceactor: "You explain that you're the Avatar, and that you're innocent. Whether thou speak truth or falsehood, I cannot say!"
Spoony (in full LARP costume): "What, seriously? You don't know who I am? The motherf*cker who saved the world no less than SIX TIMES already!"
Baron: "Stories tell of the Avatar, but years have passed since he visited here."
Spoony: "I am literally the Christ figure of your f*cking religion! There are museums dedicated to my great feats stretching back through hundreds of years of your recorded history! I should be the most recognizable bastard on the face of this planet, and this [censored] doesn't know who I am??"
Baron and guards: "..."
Spoony (flabbergasted): "None of you guys know who I am."
Baron and guards: "..."
Spoony: "What the fu... Read a book, people! I know humility is one of the eight virtues, BUT I AM THE GODDAMN AVATAR! Hello-o!"

You've done that twice now. You're taking comments too literally. When he said "He doesn't even have an arrow on his forehead" he was joking. Sarcasm. Whatever you wanna call it.

So bottom line: don't read too much into it. I can tell the difference between your need to correct someone and their post being not-so-serious.

joke [johk]
noun

1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

a pro wrestler killing political persons for no reasons ?!? Okay, first I thought it was a funny shitty serie of comics made by someone with low education... but now with THAT episode... fuck this, this is The Room of comics...

BTW, oh hai doggy

6 Months was a long time to wait but it was damn sure worth it, thank you Spoony and Linkara and everyone that cameoed in it. A fitting end to the "Warrior Review Saga". :)

I like the Spoony/Linkara crossovers! Yay!

Good crossover. I wonder if they are going to do fourth anniversary. I mean they been doing warrior comics for the last three years.

Oh, this video finally out, that's cool.

I guess, not that I care.

This comic book sucks and I don't even...


I finally understand goths. All is nothingness. Eternal bland grey.

Whoa!! At long last!! You take on the final Warrior comic. Unfortunately for you, Warrior, your comic sucks AND I DON'T CARE>:(

The end of Destrucity. Now you guys will have to find something even more bat-shit crazy to review. Good luck finding it. Anyways great review.

I don't care at all about the comic (for good reasons), but I will say that the Birdemic parody with the Chanel Awesome guys was all kinds of awesome. I'm actually going to have to watch the whole review over again just to see that hilarious bit. See you!

Great review. Too bad there's no more Warrior. Oh well.

Oh shit, all of space and time is being destroyed! Quick! Someone get Dialga and Palkia! No, don't take chances, get Giratina too!

Anyway, I think the Grey Lantern corps is entirely possible... though they would have no motive nor real power because fighting means caring which is not apathey, which means the rings wouldn't work.

...I think I stick with the Red Lanterns, no offense. I just have a lot of RAGE!! I'm afraid I have to say it is not of the adamantium kind, however.

The end has arrived. The stupidity of Warrior's Destrucity has come to a close. Hopefully that will put a stop of all the confusion space and time has created throughout this site, leaving plot-holes and storyline continuities that Linkara, Spoony and others had suffered to put this mess to rest and start all over (if not, make a good start without storylines :P).

OR IS IT?!.......... Perhaps. Great review guys. Be careful for the next comic that'll also create this problem once more.

The Grey Lantern Corps NEEDS to be put into a story!

Absolutely hilarious guys. Also I would watch The Beary and Paw in Drag Show every time.

Know what's even better? Ultimate Warrior has a blog. I'm so not even kidding. http:// www.ultimatewarrior.com/ blog/

Thank god for wikipedia. ;D

These comics suck and I don't even care anymore.

Spoony's Iron Sheik impresson, however, did not suck. That was hilarious!

Fourth episode? As far as I remember I've only seen three, including this one.

But, then again, even if I did see the others, I probably couldn't tell the difference.

This was just absolutely delightful.
I mean crossover wise, not subject wise. Subject wise, it's actually quite disturbing.

I used to watch wrestling when I was little and the Ultimate Warrior actually used to scare me when he'd be on screen talking. His eyes.

his terrifying eyes o______o

I do believe in fairies I do, I d--
oh wait
Sorry

I laughed so much at the pose-off scene.

That comic was so incomprehensible I think they might have been speaking Fake English. Makes as much sense as anything else.

I love how during that nonsensical promo you can see the Junkyard Dog in the background and you can just tell he's thinking "ok what the hell is he saying?, I have to go now so see ya'll later" before he makes a hasty exit and the other guy in the background (Rick Martel) is so clearly thinking "I have no fucking clue what is being said here so I'm just going to stand here and smile until it's over".

Did anyone get a strange popping noise during the video?

Also, did I hear an Abraxas reference in here??

I like how Spoony was supposed to be an Iranian Wrestle, but he was wearing a shirt that said, "The Pork-chop Express". If I have to point out what is wrong with that, then yeah...Essentially, it could be considered culturally insensitive. Though he sounded more like he was Italian lol. The flag does use the same colour combination...Maybe if it was just flipped on it side and the thing on his head was actually a table cloth from an Italian restaurant, I can see this working as an Italian wrestler haha. He has the right accent and moustache lol.

Anyway, this was a great wrap up to the Warrior Comics. As little sense as the Warrior makes normally, he sounds like Shakespeare in the previous comics compared to this...Thing. I don't even know, what is this? Nothing made sense, there were clearly words written there, but they said nothing and made no sense in the order in which they were arranged. It hurt me head to hear, thank goodness there isn't a 5th issue. Maybe he realised what he was doing caused brain aneurysms.

Oh hai doggy!

He was supposed to be the Iron Sheik, a famous and stereotypical Iranian wrestler.

Does this mean your next Ultima retrospective will be up soon? You did reference the cliffhanger ending to your Ultima VII: The Serpent Iles review so I'm just wondering. Anyway great review on a multiverse level.

That was vary funny, I liked it.