Lockjaw

(153 votes, average 4.77 out of 5)
Comments (96)
  • ionpath
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    Every Phelous crossover is a good crossover! I'm also a fan of Film Brain as well so this is great!
  • ladydiskette
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    Awwwww, I love how the guy who does your title cards drew Film Brain, Phelous, he looks so adorable with his boyish charms. Phelous is sure popular this week...first Linkara and now Film Brain? Makes me wonder what other crossovers I will see him with.
  • rockybalboa211
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    You saw Obscurus Lupa's Fast Getaway 2 on blip didn't you? I mean that's the only reason why you would be talking about boyish charm lol! :D
  • ladydiskette
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    lol, guilty as charged ;)
  • REVIEWER RICK
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    Reminds me of Pumpkin Head ....
  • Tomsta666
    Generic comment before watching the video...
  • Jackass Mask
    Angry rant about your cheap comment.
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    Excessively long exhortation to not make angry rants and "Can't we all just get along?"
  • Uberpig
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    Pointless reply just to get on the front page of comments.
  • Jackass Mask
    Pointless reply to make it seem like this is important to me.

    Witty add-on to make myself seem a little cool. Most likely fails.
  • ggbhtg
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    Generic pointless Marganars
  • Tazer444
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    Pointless reply a month after the fact to get front page.
  • Kaor
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    Hey Phelous, 2 questions: 1 Whats with all the crossovers recently, and why are you in some random hotel room?
  • Tansunn
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    Probably the 3rd year anniversary.

    That's my answer to both questions.
  • Taufiq91  - What happened to DMX?
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    I mean, he was supported by P.Diddy to the fullest and even made a movie with Jet Li!

    He even got into fights with Ja Rule and even supported Nas and The Roots while on tour. He is a decent rapper especially when he's good enough to have a touring gig with the Roots.

    And now he's making Z-rated snake monster films? What happened to him?
  • Mucca
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    I got two Phelous crossovers I've been looking forward to in a row. Yay.

    Is it just me, or are horror writers forgetting how to write main characters who AREN'T assholes?
  • ladydiskette
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    LMAO! No offense but that whole pointing at the bed bit sounded sooooo risque ;) *wink wink*


    I kinda like how they seem to be making fun of the formulas for these crossovers. In a way poking fun at themselves. Its really enjoyable to watch.
  • e33laf
    With that scene, Matthew pretty much just handed all the TGWTG.com slash writers new material on a silver platter.
  • ladydiskette
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    [q]With that scene, Matthew pretty much just handed all the TGWTG.com slash writers new material on a silver platter.[/q]

    "Quick fangirls to our slash-fanfic writing stations!"

    I just 'd'awwwed' when he hung his head low lol Don't worry Film Brain there are plenty of female reviewers that would give thier right eye to sit on a bed with you
  • e33laf
    "Quick fangirls to our slash-fanfic writing stations!"

    Cue 1960's Batman "To the Batcave" stinger.
  • Duck
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    Two Phelous crossovers in a week ??

    I am happy in the pants :3
  • kuijiblob
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    updated early tonight
  • hollychristine
    actually updated on time, just people aren't used to that :)

    yesterday was especially late due to an internet outage
  • SeanTD  - Gatorhead Snake
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    Why an alligator head? A giant snake is scary enough when its ,well, actually used in the movie!
    Phelous and Film Brain already said it but still, it just boggles me that people make stuff like this.(The movie, NOT the review.)
  • Rurik
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    Awesome use of lampshade hanging.
  • August M.
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    More Crossovers! YAY!!!

    -I couldn't stop laughing at the bed part in the beginning.

    -Bad Phelous Beatdown. Somehow that sounds sexually wrong.
  • stickshaka  - Whoa!
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    I commenting before having seen the video to straight away say that Dr Who-esque opening title sequence was pretty awesome.
  • SpeedyEric
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    8:42- The kids from all of the Friday the 13th films are smarter that these dead f**ks.

    The allisnake reminds me of a flashlight toy i use to have that waves like a snake but has the head of alligator. Also, I would pretend I was Steve Irwin while handling it.

    I think the blond, half naked girl makes Tera Reid smile. ...Stupid bitches.

    18:39- It wouldn't surprise me if SyFi aired this movie.
  • mrskippy
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    Shoulda been bad Meta beatdown, amirite? lol jk I love the overmeta jokes.

    BTW I actually skateboard and there's no way a skater would take his board to a swamp. Skateboards are basically made of plywood, and when plywood gets wet, it snaps really easily, which is something you don't want the piece of wood you are standing on to do.

    Also lol for lampshading.
  • TheGoofyKid
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    First off, Film Brain + Phelous = Awesome! xD

    Second, I wanted to literally punch my screen anytime those actors spoke. I've never seen this, and I sure as hell don't plan too
  • Lotus Prince
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    This movie's plot is almost exactly that of the first Pumpkinhead movie. Pumpkinhead was good, though. This is not.

    Also, the way to defeat Pumpkinhead is to kill the one who summoned him, but in this movie, the snake itself kills the guy who summoned it. Way to go, Lockjaw.
  • PrimalBeast
    This was a crossover I definitely liked. Phelous and Film Brain are both so wonderfully sarcastic and yet still deadpan. The both have similar styles which helps make the review even better.

    And man this film was bad. Even for a horror movie, the characters barely receive any character development and they're horribly unlikable. Some people might argue that you should want people to die in a horror movie, but in my opinion you should be rooting for their escape instead. All in all, there are many, many better movies like this to watch, including the Anaconda series, and like, EVERY OTHER HORROR FILM.
  • ggbhtg
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    GAME OVER. Lookssssss like that sssssnake ssssshould've took Anaconda 4 ssssnake'sssss advice and buy extra creditssssss. I didn't know Death Notessss came in sssssnake flavor. Mussssst've been a sssspecial order. I really think SsssadPanda ssshould've ssssung Film Brain'ssss theme ssssong for this.
  • mimefan1107
    Umm It sssshould've been thissssss inssssstead of this. Why am I nitpicking that for?
  • ggbhtg
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    Being a sssssssssssnake issssssss ssssssssseriousssssssssss busssssssssinesssssssssss sssssssss! Fo' realzzzzzzzzzz, yo!
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    You know, I'm beginning to think there are only so many ways you can contrive a crossover review, and they're getting very scarce these days.
  • RinniGold
    Those were positively deadly levels of snark and lampshades, guys. Always fun.
  • WarxePB
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    This review was pretty good, but Phelous hanging a lampshade on himself absolutely made it for me.
  • Semudara
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    This is the first time I've given a video 5 stars just because of the opening. :D

    Also, Sad PandaSnake was awesome. Yet so easily defeated!
  • TheTannedOtaku
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    Yay! Another Phelous crossover!
    Who else will review with him? Nostalgia Chick? Spoony?
    Either would be awesome!
  • Nyithra
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    Lol'd hard at the lampshading joke.
  • brick mooncode
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    This may not be the best of combinations. It seemed as if Matthew had gotten himself a convincing lookalike of Phelous to do a video with.
  • takineko
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    Woah Film Brain and Phelous have hilarious chemistry, who knew? That doodle Phelous drew made me happy.
  • takineko
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    YOU DREW US TO DEATH? ... D1
  • rockybalboa211
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    Phelous and Film brain make the perfect combo punch for this review! :D

    Wow, this movie is horrible. It's probably one of the only movies in which I am deeply saddened that the survivors didn't die! I mean, what did the guy with the abusive dad, and just recently killed wife do to deserve to die?
  • Archedgar
    Phelous, what video editing software do you use man? your videos, including the crossovers, put everyone else's editing to shame.


    Yesssss.


    Also Phelous owns everyone in crossovers.
  • xxhexx00
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    phelous you will die again sir lol
  • MisterElectric
    Paul McGann? You have my applause Phelous, you fuckin' hero.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Everyone colors Film Brain's hair brown, but he's Dishwater Blonde.

    I dunno about ego, but "American McGee's ____" & "Tom Clancy's _____" & "Sid Meier's _____" does have a nice ring to it.
  • Lotus Prince
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    Alice Rainbow Civilization? :-D
  • NucleaRaptor
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    You are pretty much obligated to do Komodo now.
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