Every Phelous crossover is a good crossover! I'm also a fan of Film Brain as well so this is great!
Lockjaw
Written by Phelous & Film Brain Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:26
Comments (96)
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05.25.2011 - 18:41 | ionpath
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05.25.2011 - 21:10 | ladydiskette
Awwwww, I love how the guy who does your title cards drew Film Brain, Phelous, he looks so adorable with his boyish charms. Phelous is sure popular this week...first Linkara and now Film Brain? Makes me wonder what other crossovers I will see him with.
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05.25.2011 - 22:52 | rockybalboa211
You saw Obscurus Lupa's Fast Getaway 2 on blip didn't you? I mean that's the only reason why you would be talking about boyish charm lol! :D
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05.26.2011 - 13:55 | ladydiskettelol, guilty as charged ;)
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05.26.2011 - 17:24 | REVIEWER RICK
Reminds me of Pumpkin Head ....
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05.25.2011 - 19:13 | Tomsta666Generic comment before watching the video...
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05.25.2011 - 20:07 | Jackass Mask
Angry rant about your cheap comment.
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05.26.2011 - 00:23 | TragicGuineaPig
Excessively long exhortation to not make angry rants and "Can't we all just get along?"
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05.26.2011 - 04:28 | Uberpig
Pointless reply just to get on the front page of comments.
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05.26.2011 - 09:27 | Jackass MaskPointless reply to make it seem like this is important to me.
Witty add-on to make myself seem a little cool. Most likely fails.
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05.27.2011 - 06:40 | ggbhtg
Generic pointless Marganars
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05.28.2011 - 23:45 | SomeRandomGeek
Another useless reply
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06.27.2011 - 20:38 | Tazer444
Pointless reply a month after the fact to get front page.
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05.26.2011 - 18:56 | Kaor
Hey Phelous, 2 questions: 1 Whats with all the crossovers recently, and why are you in some random hotel room?
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05.26.2011 - 22:33 | Tansunn
Probably the 3rd year anniversary.
That's my answer to both questions.
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I mean, he was supported by P.Diddy to the fullest and even made a movie with Jet Li!
He even got into fights with Ja Rule and even supported Nas and The Roots while on tour. He is a decent rapper especially when he's good enough to have a touring gig with the Roots.
And now he's making Z-rated snake monster films? What happened to him?
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05.25.2011 - 19:30 | Mucca
I got two Phelous crossovers I've been looking forward to in a row. Yay.
Is it just me, or are horror writers forgetting how to write main characters who AREN'T assholes?
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05.25.2011 - 21:14 | ladydisketteLMAO! No offense but that whole pointing at the bed bit sounded sooooo risque ;) *wink wink*
I kinda like how they seem to be making fun of the formulas for these crossovers. In a way poking fun at themselves. Its really enjoyable to watch.
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05.25.2011 - 23:33 | e33lafWith that scene, Matthew pretty much just handed all the TGWTG.com slash writers new material on a silver platter.
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05.26.2011 - 13:59 | ladydiskette[q]With that scene, Matthew pretty much just handed all the TGWTG.com slash writers new material on a silver platter.[/q]
"Quick fangirls to our slash-fanfic writing stations!"
I just 'd'awwwed' when he hung his head low lol Don't worry Film Brain there are plenty of female reviewers that would give thier right eye to sit on a bed with you
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05.26.2011 - 15:40 | e33laf"Quick fangirls to our slash-fanfic writing stations!"
Cue 1960's Batman "To the Batcave" stinger.
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05.28.2011 - 00:52 | rageofkyubii
Dootilydootilydoo!
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05.25.2011 - 19:31 | Duck
Two Phelous crossovers in a week ??
I am happy in the pants :3
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05.25.2011 - 19:46 | kuijiblob
updated early tonight
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05.25.2011 - 23:18 | hollychristine
actually updated on time, just people aren't used to that :)
yesterday was especially late due to an internet outage
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Why an alligator head? A giant snake is scary enough when its ,well, actually used in the movie!
Phelous and Film Brain already said it but still, it just boggles me that people make stuff like this.(The movie, NOT the review.)
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05.25.2011 - 19:55 | Rurik
Awesome use of lampshade hanging.
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05.25.2011 - 20:00 | August M.
More Crossovers! YAY!!!
-I couldn't stop laughing at the bed part in the beginning.
-Bad Phelous Beatdown. Somehow that sounds sexually wrong.
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I commenting before having seen the video to straight away say that Dr Who-esque opening title sequence was pretty awesome.
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05.25.2011 - 20:00 | SpeedyEric
8:42- The kids from all of the Friday the 13th films are smarter that these dead f**ks.
The allisnake reminds me of a flashlight toy i use to have that waves like a snake but has the head of alligator. Also, I would pretend I was Steve Irwin while handling it.
I think the blond, half naked girl makes Tera Reid smile. ...Stupid bitches.
18:39- It wouldn't surprise me if SyFi aired this movie.
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05.25.2011 - 20:11 | mrskippy
Shoulda been bad Meta beatdown, amirite? lol jk I love the overmeta jokes.
BTW I actually skateboard and there's no way a skater would take his board to a swamp. Skateboards are basically made of plywood, and when plywood gets wet, it snaps really easily, which is something you don't want the piece of wood you are standing on to do.
Also lol for lampshading.
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05.25.2011 - 20:11 | TheGoofyKid
First off, Film Brain + Phelous = Awesome! xD
Second, I wanted to literally punch my screen anytime those actors spoke. I've never seen this, and I sure as hell don't plan too
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05.25.2011 - 20:32 | Lotus Prince
This movie's plot is almost exactly that of the first Pumpkinhead movie. Pumpkinhead was good, though. This is not.
Also, the way to defeat Pumpkinhead is to kill the one who summoned him, but in this movie, the snake itself kills the guy who summoned it. Way to go, Lockjaw.
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05.25.2011 - 20:34 | PrimalBeastThis was a crossover I definitely liked. Phelous and Film Brain are both so wonderfully sarcastic and yet still deadpan. The both have similar styles which helps make the review even better.
And man this film was bad. Even for a horror movie, the characters barely receive any character development and they're horribly unlikable. Some people might argue that you should want people to die in a horror movie, but in my opinion you should be rooting for their escape instead. All in all, there are many, many better movies like this to watch, including the Anaconda series, and like, EVERY OTHER HORROR FILM.
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05.25.2011 - 20:59 | ggbhtgGAME OVER. Lookssssss like that sssssnake ssssshould've took Anaconda 4 ssssnake'sssss advice and buy extra creditssssss. I didn't know Death Notessss came in sssssnake flavor. Mussssst've been a sssspecial order. I really think SsssadPanda ssshould've ssssung Film Brain'ssss theme ssssong for this.
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05.26.2011 - 06:15 | mimefan1107Umm It sssshould've been thissssss inssssstead of this. Why am I nitpicking that for?
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05.26.2011 - 06:34 | ggbhtgBeing a sssssssssssnake issssssss ssssssssseriousssssssssss busssssssssinesssssssssss sssssssss! Fo' realzzzzzzzzzz, yo!
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05.25.2011 - 21:30 | TragicGuineaPigYou know, I'm beginning to think there are only so many ways you can contrive a crossover review, and they're getting very scarce these days.
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05.25.2011 - 22:01 | RinniGoldThose were positively deadly levels of snark and lampshades, guys. Always fun.
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05.25.2011 - 22:10 | WarxePB
This review was pretty good, but Phelous hanging a lampshade on himself absolutely made it for me.
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05.25.2011 - 22:13 | Semudara
This is the first time I've given a video 5 stars just because of the opening. :D
Also, Sad PandaSnake was awesome. Yet so easily defeated!
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05.25.2011 - 22:20 | TheTannedOtaku
Yay! Another Phelous crossover!
Who else will review with him? Nostalgia Chick? Spoony?
Either would be awesome!
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05.25.2011 - 22:28 | Nyithra
Lol'd hard at the lampshading joke.
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05.25.2011 - 22:30 | brick mooncode
This may not be the best of combinations. It seemed as if Matthew had gotten himself a convincing lookalike of Phelous to do a video with.
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05.25.2011 - 22:32 | takineko
Woah Film Brain and Phelous have hilarious chemistry, who knew? That doodle Phelous drew made me happy.
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05.25.2011 - 22:33 | takinekoYOU DREW US TO DEATH? ... D1
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05.25.2011 - 22:51 | rockybalboa211Phelous and Film brain make the perfect combo punch for this review! :D
Wow, this movie is horrible. It's probably one of the only movies in which I am deeply saddened that the survivors didn't die! I mean, what did the guy with the abusive dad, and just recently killed wife do to deserve to die?
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05.25.2011 - 23:04 | Archedgar
Phelous, what video editing software do you use man? your videos, including the crossovers, put everyone else's editing to shame.
Yesssss.
Also Phelous owns everyone in crossovers.
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05.25.2011 - 23:24 | xxhexx00
phelous you will die again sir lol
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05.25.2011 - 23:25 | MisterElectricPaul McGann? You have my applause Phelous, you fuckin' hero.
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05.26.2011 - 00:22 | LikaLaruku
Everyone colors Film Brain's hair brown, but he's Dishwater Blonde.
I dunno about ego, but "American McGee's ____" & "Tom Clancy's _____" & "Sid Meier's _____" does have a nice ring to it.
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05.26.2011 - 14:17 | Lotus PrinceAlice Rainbow Civilization? :-D
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05.26.2011 - 00:20 | NucleaRaptor
You are pretty much obligated to do Komodo now.
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