Boys Beware!

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  • Fanofyou
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    Boy's Beware is horrible. However its quaint in a hateful grandpa kinda way
  • shrimppuff423
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    Doug, I love you for making this. it's like a really good episode of MST3K, but with you, in the here and now. keep up the good work =)

    i was drinking chocolate milk while i watched this, ruined my shirt

    "We can't stop here, this is fag country!" i'm not sure that was the actual joke, but it should have been

    please don't delete my account again
  • Dead Planet  - Re: shrimppuff423
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    [quote]please don't delete my account again[/quote]

    Like the 422 ones before?
  • PunkWhatNow
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    He actually still said "bat country" I'm pretty sure.
  • BIRA
    These Evil homosexuals!
  • BIRA
    Be careful the homosexuals are making your mind already.
  • Vikeif
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    Making my mind? Making what... wait... I feel it... I feel... I feel... FABULOUS!!!! :meow:
  • AndrewDeLong
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    XD XD XD

    That was....well.... XD
  • darkmindedsith
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    Did he ask Jimmy if he'd ever been in a Turkish prison? Somehow I feel the answer would be "Yes".
  • Nephilim
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    :D Airplane rules!

    Anyway funny riff. I love these old educational films. So wonderfully ignorant and prejudiced
  • ComediAnimal
    Brilliant as usual, Doug. I'm hoping to see this become a series?
  • Rogun
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    Nice, Doug! I hope to see more of these! Hopefully you can get some funny guests on as well. Somehow it seems it would be more funny with more than one person, like Rifftrax does it.
  • axlryder
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    Very true, this was funny, but I bet if, maybe, his brother was riffing with him they could make it exponentially funnier by bouncing jokes off of each other.


    Also, I kept waiting for "Jimmy have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
  • e33laf
    It very easy to laugh at something like this and brush it off as product of different time and place, but unfortunatly beliefs such as homosexual equals sick pervert haven't completly died out in the minds of some, even more the 50 years after this short was made. Just some food for thought about how far we've come as a society, in many,many ways, but also how much further we still have left to go.

    Well that was kind of heavy, so on a much lighter note, this riff was flippin hilarious XD. You should do these types of things more often Doug.
  • mogwaicub
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    Wow... how things haven't really changed all that bloody much.

    Thanks for tearing one out of this POS. I may have to follow suit eventually.
  • Trencher
    The driver looks like Bruce Willis! =(

    In all fairness this movie warns against gay pedophiles not just regular gays. They just don't know the difference.
  • BIRA
    He is a vile homosexual too!!
  • kamina
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    Awesome Riff Doug! That was Gloriously funny! Please make more of these, with more of those 5os ads. A series need to be made. =D
  • ToonNinja  - WTF?
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    I knew the 50s were all about propaganda, but damn! :scared: The only redemption is that Doug once again proves to be a comedic genius.
  • whatever42
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    I'm totally with you mate. Even Doug couldn't believe what they were saying at the very end, and neither could I. I had almost the exact same reaction because ... just wow. o_O

    Aside from that, funny riff Doug. You did a good job making this about as funny as it could have been. I would also have to agree with many other commenters and say that I think it would be even better with another commenter, like Rob. Regardless of how that turns out, I know I'd be happy to see more of these. =)
  • LikaLaruku
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    Duck & cover! Your desk will save you from radioactive fallout!
  • ComediAnimal
    Quote: "Nice, Doug! I hope to see more of these! Hopefully you can get some funny guests on as well. Somehow it seems it would be more funny with more than one person, like Rifftrax does it." - Rogun

    Dude totally, I would like to see other guests too, like maybe Spoony or the Cinema Snob (both of whom have also made brilliant riff videos!)
  • Fantomn33t
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    Yeah, the propaganda confuses a "beware of pedophiles" message into an anti homosexual message.
  • nighthawk_99
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    The second I saw the guy in a tux playing basketball I just started waiting for you to make a Wiseau joke.
  • ofer4  - That would explain...
    Why my father's oldest brother can't see a Difference between homosexuals and pedophiles.
    NO JOKE !!!
    Damn these homophobic PSAs.
    And by the way mister walker, funny riff.
    [color=white](but not as funny as mister antwiler's riffs)[/color] :snicker:
  • LDSocrates
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    My dad can't because he was molested by a teenage boy when he was a kid, and my older brother was violated by his male babysitter. So yeah... gays and bis almost always have to worry about exiting the closet, but it's gonna be a hell when I do. :scared:
  • Kari
    Wow. o_O

    That's a conversation for the telephone from three states away post college graduation if I have ever heard one. Good luck to you.
  • REBELComx
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    Ouch. Dude, I feel your pain. I grew up thinking my father was a homophobic racist. Turns out he just doesn't like anyone that isn't him. But seriously, I was terrified of coming out. He had a nasty temper and black belt in tai kwan do. People surprise you sometimes though... all he did was ground me. Seriously, HE GROUNDED ME for being gay. We couldn't watch Will&Grace or football, and he stopped buying bananas and popcicles with the weekly groceries. :eyebrow:
    Be strong, bro. There's thousands of people who know what you're goin through. =D
  • LikaLaruku
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    Tell him that most pedos are straight or bi.
  • Alacar
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    This is great! I love riffing, and you picked a great short to start with. Though next time, bring in That Other Guy (Rob) or Bargo along. Riffing is always funnier with more than one person to play off of, if anything to split the jokes up between the two (or more).

    Also, encourage the other reviewers around here to riff!

    Keep circulating the tapes :)
  • docpye
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    awesome vid, i wish i could rate this six stars.
  • Deimos1984rd
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    [color=green]The riff you did was very funny XD ...the short however was wrong, just wrong.[/color]
  • repogirl91
    I'm suddenly thankful for the generation I'm a part of... I mean, ignorance and stupidity still prevail, but at least people with varying sexual preferences have more support these days...

    Hilarious as always, Doug!
  • rogueofmv
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    This is what Prop 8 supporters actually believe.
  • thegirlwiththehoodie
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    You stole my comment T_T
    But really..It's gross to know that people actually still think this way. Beware the HOMOSEXUAL!!!
  • Shadow of Intent
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    Seems like the 50's people had theyre heads on straight,well then there was prejiduce,which is funny because now theyres less prejiduce and more defending of the gays,funny how history progressess.
  • umier
    Oh be nice =D
  • kconway1985
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    Yeah, spreading the fear of communism and keeping black people down! Boy, they sure had their heads on straight!

    Sweet Jesus, tell me you're not a registered voter.
  • Drake666
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    Commies will kill your puppies !
  • Gregdawg
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    Male fashion designers, the source of ALL EVIL! Run for your lives or they'll make you fabulously EVIL!:scared:
  • Lodevijk
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    Awesome riff! More of them please.
  • DreadfulFaerie  - Damn!
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    That movie makes me want to shoot some homophobes. What's sad is that it's now the 21st century and lots of people STILL think gayness is a mental illness. I happen to love gay guys. Great video, and good for you for making fun of it.
  • frogs albatou
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    Hah that was good. I remember seeing this online a few years ago and laughing my ass off at it's ridiculousness. Am I mistaken or did they say the "disease" is not visible like smallpox but no less contagious? I also like their attempt to make the predators look slightly effeminate with the bow tie and the mustace. I look forward to you riffing more stuff.
  • Dragon-FangX
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    Clearly this was made in the day when people didn't know the difference between 'Gay' and 'Child Predator'.

    lol to old safety videos. Good one, Doug.
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    Good lord they were homophobic in the 1950s.

    Another great new video series Doug! =D Can't wait to see more.
  • zdragoon
    yeah this was good but this short is enough to make me hate the 50s being a gay rights supporter
  • Spaniel1
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    Not that anything has changed now a days.
  • stillravenmad
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    My newfound hatred of the homosexual makes me feel terrified, yet somehow safer. Thanks again, bigotry! =D
  • BIRA
    so you feel safer cause you know a homosexual could molest your children?
  • ilikethecoke
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    Well, knowing IS half the battle.
  • ToonNinja
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    ANGRY JOOOOOOOOOOOE!
  • Kari
    Oy. Nice find, man, and nice job lightening the mood on it a bit. You'd think homosexuality being a contagious condition would be its own punchline, but alas, I know people TODAY who think that's true. :grr:
  • Drake666
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    Without the riff, this short could've been really uncomfortable :|
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