NC Commentary: Garbage Pail Kids

(196 votes, average 4.87 out of 5)
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Comments (139)
  • JohanTW
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    OH MY GOD!!! I was thinking of putting me and a few friends through the misery of watching this film so I tried to see if it was available on a streaming website! This is a quote from the comments: "Wow, I had the stickers, watched the cartoon, but I never knew there was a movie, and boy what a movie. Great Story. BTW..I have to add my husband sure knows his Retro 80's classic GOOD movies. Thanks HUBBY"

    I do NOT wanna meet this person
  • Kistasha1508
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    Its gotta be your worst movie since it turned you into a turd XD
  • blazn123  - soul
    kistasha great profile pic SOUL EATER!!!!
  • Jaebird
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    Dude, commentaries are awesome. Keep at it :)
  • evildeadguy1
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    husuplackic :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  • SomeGuyWithShades
    (Insert generic ass-kissing comment here)

    PS: does anyone else feel physically sick seeing the Garbage Pail Kids just watching the review, let alone the whole movie?
  • dungeonmaster11
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    Yes. I was pretty damn hungry when I started watching this, and was in the middle of finally eating--however, it took me a good fifteen minutes to get any kind of appetite back after staring at their vile, lumpy little mugs. And I'm not even that much of a squeamish person!
  • Rimmer
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    Yes. Even Doug had trouble making it watchable. The only thing that made the review worth it was the ending, and that's because it didn't have footage from Garbage Pail Kids in it.
  • badgersprite
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    It really is true. Garbage Pail Kids: It's The Movie That Gives You Food Poisoning.

    God, just looking at those puppets makes me want to throw up, and then the filmmakers proceed to make them more and more disgusting.

    I can't imagine what it must be like to watch the real thing considering how much stuff Doug and Rob presumably had to cut out.
  • menarndi
    How do you find the time to manage all these things and still get fresh ideas.
  • Fox_Silent-K
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    The movie seems so "Unpleasant" that I could barely watch the review and this commentary. Luckily all I need is my ears to listen to a commentary.

    The closest thing I got for "Most Unpleasant" movie I've seen is the 1989 "Punisher" movie.

    You know looking back, Captain Kangaroo is a Marine. Someone should have gave him a rifle and I'm certain he would done the right thing to this horrible movie.
  • Ban2300
    D'oh... But I like your commentaries...
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    This is a movie so bad, it's like Hobgoblins, which I can't even watch the MST3K of it. It's one of the few NC reviews I don't rewatch.

    No disrespect to you, Doug, but this movie itself is just that bad.
  • jurf-rokstar
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    Yeah, I have a hard time wanting to re-watch this review. I just barely wanted to watch this commentary. This movie hurts the soul even when you don't see the whole film.
  • kare123ty
    This was awesome and you definitely should not apologize for making these because they are great. Keep making these and people will be happy, not annoyed.
  • Italianguy88
    if your still wondering what happened to huge girl with the horrific laugh: http://www.imdb.com/name/ nm0336113/
  • ddrkreature
    Did you know that this movie only got a 2.7 of 10 on IMDB. Sadly, it got slightly better than Battlefield earth, which got 2.3
  • White Otaku  - kill me now
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    i like your commentaries doug, don't feel bad about it, we know your working hard on good shit, anyways yah..garbage pail kids is just horrible.
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    Santa Christ isn't ugly - he just wants to bring Sega Genesiseseseses to the world!
  • FunkyM
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    Dude, just say Megadrives, it's easier!
  • jurf-rokstar
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    Is this why I never had a Genesis?
  • thequango
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    commentaries=awesomeness

    i have trouble imagining what is like on the set of this movie. did anyone who took part in this think it was a decent movie at the time? who that it was a good idea to release it? i don't get it!
  • PsychoArsonist
    I've actually had to sit through Garbage Pail Kids over 6 times because all my friends know that I collect bad movies and they all know what 3 of my most hated are, Transformers 2, The Cat in the Hat and Battlefield Earth, but they often ask what my number 1 most hated is and if they can show it to them. So I show them Garbage Pail Kid. All of them were horribly disgusted by it.
  • Pannic
    I just looked up that decent actor.

    It's Anthony Newley. One of the guys who wrote the songs for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. He's a pretty respected actor and composer in musical theatre.

    It stinks when someone that talented is in crap like this.
  • KazBananjo
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    THIS BETTER NOT BE THE LAST ONE FOR A WHILE.

    These commentaries are awesome. Keep. Them. Coming.
  • Destro9
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    Because i'm too lazy to use wiki right now,i can honestly say i never heard of "Garbage pail Kids"
    until this very review :dry:

    Thank fuck for that! I don't see any commercial appeal to this movie or these characters,so why the hell did it get green-lit? Outstanding.

    Hmm..i just typed "garb" into Google and Garbage Pail Kids was the very 1st result..congrats Doug for highlighting this shit movie :lol:
  • StratRat  - It's ANTHONY NEWLEY!
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    How can you keep referring to Anthony Newley as "this guy"? Come on! A search on IMDB would have given "This guy" a name and a lengthy filmography that includes the 1967 musical adaptation of Dr. Dolittle with Rex Harrison. OK, so the 1967 version of Dr. Dolittle sucked, but that's besides the point!

    *sigh* I guess I can't expect any of the reviewers (er... commenters?) to know anything about films from my own childhood.

    I guess I am just an old fart.
  • jdh1271
    he was also a music composer and songwriter, he co-wrote and composed the songs for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, i was just so damned saddened to see him in this. WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
  • waynekun
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    Haha We love commentaries bro!
  • squirrel
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    Wow....


    I...

    .... kinda... want to watch this review now!
  • PublicEnemy
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    hahah, my sister and brother saw this when they were 4 and 5. even then they hated it and thot it was a horrible movie. Yeah, and FOUR and FIVE year old thot this movie was bad.
  • stillravenmad
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    Enjoy your alcohol. You deserve it.
  • Richard Wesker
    I have yet to see Garbage Pail Kids or Manos: The Hands of Fate, but my brain will probably implode when I finally get around to watching both of them. I'm in the camp of liking the ending to this review, by the way. Nostalgia Turd FTW.
  • Lotus Prince  - re:
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    [quote=Richard Wesker]I have yet to see Garbage Pail Kids or Manos: The Hands of Fate, but my brain will probably implode when I finally get around to watching both of them. I'm in the camp of liking the ending to this review, by the way. Nostalgia Turd FTW. [/quote]

    I've seen Manos (MST3K version). It's fun.

    "I take care of the place while the MASTER is away!"
  • Cyborcat
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    At least Manos is one of those movies that is comically bad, where Garbage Pail Kids looks to be just an annoying waste of time.
  • Razorgeist
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    Dude dont apologize for the commentaries they kick ass!
  • Dechha1981
    Just FWY Doug, I for one actually enjoy Audio Commentaries. YourMileageMayVary I know but still.
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