Where is Malachite?

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Comments (96)
  • careful_auggey  - Best Commercial Ever!
    Some of these hits looked like they hurt!!
  • ladydiskette
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    lol...yeah

    Maybe this Marie woman should have been the great villian in SK that everyone fears. She sure knows how to weld a nasty backhand lol. XD


    Malachite's attempt to smile shouldn't be this unnerving. o.o'
  • cjetson95  - Heh...
    Wisconson? Ah whatever. Jolly good commercial!
  • RedFox0008  - LOL.... Random Teleports FTW!
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    Well that was random.

    Still, it was funny as hell.
  • ulmuchiha  - Random
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    But funny :)
  • locuas  - Good news!
    if my knowledge about space time is correct(and i don't know a thing about that) then the effect of the destruction of the entity should have created some micro-portals that you should be able to connect and make a portal big enough for you to escape!
  • priley0878
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    Come on man you see he gets the hell beat out of him for trying to escape, so why would you go off and give him an Idea like that
  • Dragoniangirl
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    Well it could've been worse, he could've been teleported to New Jersey.
  • AndrewDeLong
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    Or New Hampshire. Uhg....bad memories.
  • Flaregun  - reply to Dragoniangirl
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    "Well it could've been worse, he could've been teleported to New Jersey."

    Hey!

    Truth is, I'd give *anything* to be teleported back to New Jersey after being stuck in rural Western Virginia these past five years.

    ...Still, at least I'm not in Wisconsin.
  • Lotus Prince
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    Everyone gives New Jersey such crap. I live in New Jersey, and I love it here.

    Of course, I don't live in Trenton or Camden, so that certainly helps.
  • demarkanen  - NIce..
    Always wondered what that guy went, never believed he died
  • tcn11
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    I think i might stop by and have myself a cup of EVIL!!!
  • dmh3000
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    Very nice.
  • doctoroliver
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    Um... Doug, It's actually Wisconsin, Not Wisconson.
  • Schizoid
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    Well, that's still better than hearing a ton of announcers on TV call it "Wesconsin". Hm, I wonder if he'll autograph my DVD? Maybe I'll stop by next time I head down to the Ren Faire.
  • Tom Smith
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    Hey, I just want to see more Malachite. And see if the Suburban Knights gets a sequel of some kind.
    Though the proposed Evil Ninjas vs Critic Pirates would be awesome (and not dated in any way and that is not sarcasm.)
  • dragonmaster77
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    There's surposed to be something that does involve Malachite's Hand in Year 4. All I know is that it also involves Mechakara as well.
  • Majin47
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    Poor formally all-powerful homicidal manic who nearly brought about the Apocalypse. The only hell more fitting would have been a Best Buy.

    But then he gets slapped in the back of the head - and alls right with the world.
  • dragonmaster77
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    Okay even through I feel sorry for Malachite for being forced to work at a place he can never ever leave I still find this funny ^^
  • BooRat
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    My coffee's cold! (throws in face)
  • KingOfDoma
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    Wait a second... if Malachite's alive...

    ... MA-TI! YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE! Someone get me that Necronomicon ex Mortis! We've got a Planeteer to save! :D
  • Dazmund
    So Malachite became a cheesehead, who knew.
  • yourworstnightmare
    He missed the chance to escape through the Terrain of Testament when time and space got all screwy during the last Warrior review.
  • jalford
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    COFFEE IS THE DEVIL'S TOOL!
  • Shinigami
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    So if Malachite is still alive does this mean that Ma-Ti's sacrifice was in vain.
  • Semudara
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    No, because Malachite can't hurt anyone anymore. As long as he never escapes, Ma-Ti's sacrifice was a complete success.
  • Mecha Velma
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    Its Wisconsin, you FIB. Not Wisconson.

    And what's Malachite going on about caffeine for? Coffee's been around since the 15th Century and China's been drinking caffeinated tea since 3000 BCE.
  • Tetsu Deinonychus
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    But, they didn't use an elaborate machine to brew it. ;)
  • Positive Troll
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    WOW! Poor Malachite! Banished to his own personal Phantom Zone of EVIL COFFEE!!!!!! LMAO! Great video, my friends. Peace.
  • Lord Igos263  - Great DVD extra.
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    Heh heh heh. Ma-ti dies & Mal is banished to a cafe that's his own hellhole. Priceless.
  • Jenos
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    Lol that's wierd, I watched Suburban Knight yesterday for my third time and today, that come out nice really nice lol. Poor Malachite I bet you wished to have Ma-ti's place, i know i would... is the coffee good?
  • Salen
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    Come for the 2 for 1 cheesecake, stay for the free dope-slaps.
  • Dust
    "Was he sent to Hell?"

    "Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history"
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