The Most Disturbing Aristocrats Joke Ever!

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  • Lurch
    The opening/warning promised some good stuff, the whole "dinner/tea" thing was nice as well, it felt like a perfect climax.
    It started all very calm, peaceful, harmoninc and qiet...but all of a sudden you introduced the audience to your "real idea of an act" and you kept climating to the highest high!
    this was a superb sketch, absolute great job.
  • REVIEWER RICK
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    This is going to be burned into my memories for the rest of my life :s
    ....
  • Nikenick
    This is the best Aristocrats joke ever!
    Every single joke is hilarious and they made me laugh really hard!
    I really like it and I watched it 14 times already!
  • Zweimeterzwerg
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    I watched about 100 times, and I still laugh.
    Hahaha...classic!
  • elephantom
    Not the most disturbing. It was way too funny to offend me ;D
  • RasmusTimm
    Dude, you're sick. But it's one of the best aristocratic jokes I've seen. Cheers to a true artist ;)
  • Curiosity Inc
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    Hilarious.

    My favorite bit about this particular Aristocrats joke is that it starts out very sweet before perfectly segueing into all the filth. Up until that first throat-slitting, it really did feel like a father trying to pitch an act.

    That said, the introduction really dragged on. After so many minutes, I was like "Will you just get to the joke already?!" Also, that tag about Richard Attenborough was worthless. You should have cut it off after "The Aristocrats!" like the joke always goes.

    Oh, and that "shit-faced" joke involving the poo-encrusted, blackface, cadaver marionette was brilliant.
  • TheDJ
    Curiosity Inc [quote]Also, that tag about Richard Attenborough was worthless. You should have cut it off after "The Aristocrats!" like the joke always goes.
    [/quote]I'm surprised no one understood the tag at the end. It was meant to show that the agent thought the guy was being serious about the act, and the guy actually is(or pretends to be) serious about it, responding with 'Oh he's cool.' This ending is actually much more funny because the agent responds with a simple 'Oh.' as if the act is now suddenly okay just because they can get Attenborough. Such is the comedic genius of Doug Walker. ;)
  • BJB
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    Ever since i saw this video i always tell this version of the joke.
  • Mattato
    Best Aristocrats joke I've seen.

    The part where you "Shove my hand up her ass. And then we have a good old puppet show." was probably the best part aside from the circle-fuck at the beginning.
  • Game_over
    One of the best thing a lucky guy like me can find on the Internet.
  • Misfit Slacker
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    I've played this quite a bit- still love it. Gotta disagree with James about the Richard Attenborough tag at the end being worthless. I love that bit- good ending. Although, I'll never be able to watch Jurassic Park without giggling again. Poor Timmy...
  • deppwaswho
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    i loved the end. I GOT SHIT FACED HAHAHAHAHAHA....omg im going to hell ;D
  • Yatesy
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    This is probably just about the funniest things I've ever seen.
  • Ty
    I got shit faced! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


    Omg im going to hell...
  • Zweimeterzwerg
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    Man, I had to write an english-test two days ago and the text was about richard attenborough. I had to laugh so hard and after the test I explained what Mr. attenborough can do...
  • TainInfernus
    Mother Fucking hilarious!
    EXCEPT...
    you forgot the snap (a la Drew Carey)

    That was a great joke. I'm gonna go watch the DVD again.
  • Monado
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    Is your name actually Frank?
  • Monado
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    Btw, I noticed at that for some reason it did not load the last 18 seconds for me, what exactly happened?
  • FredOnToast
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    Amazing. Simply amazing. I am certainly going to show this to my friends!
  • tapirtoon
    Man, this is funny.
  • SDvsRaw
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    Well, that wasn't the most disturbing version I've seen (Bob Saget's version takes that spot) but this one was the funniest
  • Benjammin
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    Oh My God Were Going To Hell :D
  • Mr.tron
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    Takes alot more then that to offend me. Well dome. Love the agent. Goes from mortified to inquisitive in a heartbeat.
  • kevinj615
    that kept me laughing for hours, i bet this is gonna be worse that (yes i said it) the duck tales theme song, this is gonna appear in the back of my mind at the worst moments, and im gonna laugh at it. perfect dude
  • Zomaarch
    ;D dude, you are on sick son of a bitch, god bless you. I especially love the ending, especially the fiddling Hitler, that was funny. I wish this would actually be turned into a play, I'd probably be laughing uncontrollably on the floor, shitting and pissing myself with laughter. You sir are a fucking artist, your parents should be proud. Excellent sketch, keep it coming.
  • ZeusGodz
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    Shit man, laughed my ass off halfway through and had to rewind. I'll buy you a shot once I meet you in Hell. I've got a friend there and he says it's really very nice. He said that they trick all the dumb-shit losers beforehand into going to Heaven so they don't have to filter them out once they reach Hell. Genius.
  • Bordeaux
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    hahaha why hadn't I seen this?! ...Well, I guess I have now, and I must say... FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! I'd pay with my whole bank account to see that.
  • Captian Taco
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    i go to see it. its very creative but what would happen if they wanted an Encore
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