Sidekicks

(740 votes, average 4.91 out of 5)

There was a bit of trouble with the PAL DVD -> NTSC video file conversion on the Sidekicks movie. This causes a lot of giant interlacing and blur during the action scenes. Sorry in advance!

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Comments (813)
  • EmuFan
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    Yeah! I was waiting for this one.

    Edit: The ending...Genius. Kinda saw it coming, but still...GENIUS.
  • benzaie  - well
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    people like making fun of Arnold Shwarznegger even though the dude was CONAN/TERMINATOR/ the guy from Predator ... so I don't see why we shouldn't make fun of MAKO when he does some crappy stuff...
  • albinotanuki
    Only because the people who hired him didn't see Mako's TRUE potential. Watch either Samurai Jack or Avatar if you ever get the chance.
  • spartanjedi41
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    samuari jack and avatar are the SHIT!!
  • TheGodEmperor
    I agree with that Avatar is shit. Samurai Jack isn't so bad but who was Mako in it?
  • ThePharaoh
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    He said it was THE shit,not shit
  • NeuroManson
    Mako played the bad guy, Aku.
  • zedadex
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    Aku kicked ass! I didn't know that it Mako was his voice actor though.

    Personally, I wouldn't judge an actor either way based on only a couple of performances, so Mako's okay I guess.
  • Flyer3  - Oh shit...
    Really? Aku had such an awesome voice. Props to Mako
  • Nerdslab
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    I agree that they are shit. Chuck Norris has Ashma?????? :0
    I met a guy who was friends with Chuck, and the guy mentioned nothing about asma!
  • Lazze
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    Its was a joke... :0
  • animeniac2
    Iroh-the wise, awesome uncle of zuko
  • SRanger1071
    Which Avatar is shit? Avatar the Blue Smurf Cats? Or Avatar the Last Airbender?
  • NostalgiaFan55  - Samuari Jack And Avatar
    Samuari Jack And Avatar Are The Bomb
  • nemesis274
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    Mako is okay in Conan. But he was AWESOME when he voiced Aku for Samurai Jack. I was not able to watch Avatar though but I knew right off the bat that Mako kicks ass.
  • eightiesman
    Avatar was a cool show, but Samurai Jack was nothing but bullshit that was an insult to the way of the Samurai
  • darthsaber
    No,no,no. You have it reversed. Samurai was awesome. Avatar was just barely ok.
  • makutateridax20
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    those i will make exceptions for regarding my previous hate comment
  • Bludman2
    The same thing could be said about Arnold Scwarznegger.
  • thefrenchguysucks
    yeah the big difference? ARNOLD ISNT DEAD. HELLO!!! EARTH TO PEOPLE!!! making
    fun of dead people is not in good taste. also ben we should just review your
    reviews and tear them a new asshole because they suck. and one more note YOU
    SPELLED WRITTEN AT THE END WRONG, ALONG WITH SIDEKICKS they got a word for that
    incorrect spelling it starts with a D, i think its... Dumbass.
  • blaap
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    Well just do it: do a review about ben's review... Show us how clever and funny you are when facing the camera. But i think you dont have the...what is it...eer...goes by pair...it begin with a B... :whistle:

    Anyway, tremendous vid, critic, as usual !
  • thefrenchguysucks
    i would do a review about bens reviews, but considering how its already a waste of time watching it i'll leave it to the so called pros, its true i cant handle somethin that shitty i'd rather watch skinned deep 2 times over before doing that. so you can suck my...umm....ya know...yer ma likes it....it begins with a D ;)
  • shmivv
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    Leave Benzaie alone, he kicks arse!
  • turrel
    well spotted
  • turrel  - hmm
    well spotted
  • twilightgamer92
    Uh, if it's not cool to make fun of dead people, then shouldn't we feel bad about the gestapo from raider's of the lost ark who died of cancer or the Sea Quest kid who hung himself because his career was in the toilet?
  • thefrenchguysucks
    hey genius in my comment i said "dead people" not "person" im well aware of jonathan brandis hanging himself and thats why i say to poke fun at the deceased is just immoral....
  • ThatProtoDudeWithTheShades
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    You dare criticize Doug's spelling the same time you yourself write "They got a word for that"..

    It's "They've got" or They have", bucko. :dry:

    And I think (They got) a sentence for incorrect people like you... it starts with a D.. I think it's... "Die in a fire." :pinch:
  • thefrenchguysucks  - School me son!
    Get off his nuts you faggot. Also just so you know the word "AND" does not start a sentence. Next time you want to "school" me make sure you do your homework....p.s proto man sucks.
  • GoldenPoncho
    Actually, the whole 'and' not starting a sentence thing is BS your elementary school teacher told you.
  • TheGodEmperor
    if they made something bad in life, just cause their dead doesn't mean it's any better.
  • Kabuki
    [quote=thefrenchguysucks] yeah the big difference? ARNOLD ISNT DEAD. HELLO!!! EARTH TO PEOPLE!!! making
    fun of dead people is not in good taste. also ben we should just review your
    reviews and tear them a new asshole because they suck. and one more note YOU
    SPELLED WRITTEN AT THE END WRONG, ALONG WITH SIDEKICKS they got a word for that
    incorrect spelling it starts with a D, i think its... Dumbass.[/quote]
    Gtfo.
  • adrasl300
    Come on ban the fucker(thefrenchguysucks) already!
  • Soychiro  - omg...dude stfu
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    making fun of dead people isnt right? it all depends. I'm sure everyone here is gonna make fun of you when you'll be dead cause sometimes it's really funny. especially when the people we laugh at are assholes.... like you!

    and by the way... Ben does great reviews, you're just jealous cause you're a dick and you jerk off by looking at ladyboy stuff. :X

    go hang yourself in a closet... and by the way... your name... Thefrenchguysucks... i guess your real name is Thefrenchguy.. cause you do suck alot!
  • Hayward170
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    wow man its a typo that's all calm the fuck down
  • twilightgamer92  - Mako defense
    1. Unlike Mako, Arnold has no talent.
    2. Mako was an academy award nominated actor, so he has my respect. I'd never make fun of him.
    3. Mako still had a career after this movie, while Arnold gave the acting thing up.
  • yimcool  - defending arnold
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    [quote=twilightgamer92]1. Unlike Mako, Arnold has no talent.
    2. Mako was an academy award nominated actor, so he has my respect. I'd never make fun of him.
    3. Mako still had a career after this movie, while Arnold gave the acting thing up.[/quote] 1. arnold is more famous and before the one where nc mentions makos name i never heard of him
    2. so has arnold and arnold has got some
    3.he wanted to make more of a living

    arnold has more talent then mako
  • adrasl300
    Mako might have been a good actor but he is just too easy to make fun of here!
    And Arnold is likable....not terribly good but likable.
    But under no circumstance does that hinder you from making fun of both!
  • Demon
    [color=fuchsia]I think (hope) what a lot of people got upset about was the fact that he was making fun of Mako's voice in TMNT, when he died of throat cancer. Though, obviously, Doug didn't know that or else I doubt he would have made the comment about sounding like he had lung cancer in it.

    I actually thought Doug's Mako jokes in this were pretty hilarious XD;[/color]
  • ThatDudeInTheSuede2  - DUH!
    Because if we mess with Mako, we'll most likely be murdered in our sleep. BETTER SAFE THEN....DEAD.
  • zedadex
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    Yeah, but that's because of his venture into politics. Plus, Mako died.
  • Someguywhousesthiswebsite
    Well Shwartzenegger is a bad actor who is in good movies, and Mako is a good actor who is in bad movies.
  • WillHigh
    who cares i say, let people talk shit, after all you cant please everyone!
  • Skuzbucketlickmyponybutt
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    indeed! though stars may have unfortunately died, and that's tragic, it doesn't mean all their work/life is instantly good and above making a joke about. though it'll be interesting if Chuck norris were to die.....would chucknorrisfacts.com go poof?
  • levifire
    i all i to say is i really hate mako everyone has bad performances how come he can make fun of every one but him why is he exempt that is bullcrap
  • AngryJoeShow  - 5 Stars 4 Reals!
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    Holy Sh*T hahaha, I just had to pause this video and give credit where credit is due. I'm 9 minutes In and Ive laughed my ass off so much already, more than the last 3 NC's combined! Man this one is top notch, I dont want this to end!

    And I might actually even rent this movie now!

    A Great Episode so far! Can I get a Hell Yeah?

    That is all.
  • Opera Guy  - Hell Yeah!!!!
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    You asked for a hell yeah, so....

    HELL YEAH!!!!! :woohoo:
  • The Angry Movie Dork
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    [img][p][img src="http:// theangrymoviedork.webs.co m/CHUCK.gif"/>[/img]
  • dontbearip
    way to rip off james rolfe when it comes to the comic book art...its nice art but you just copied his style...other than that the vid is good.
  • TheAngry Movie Dork
    This is the image that didn't post a few comments above
    [img]http:// theangrymoviedork.spruz.c om/user/284763//images/ Content/CHUCK.gif[/img]
  • NEWGUY
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    When Chuck Norris gives the thumbs up, the Apocalypse is pushed off another million years.
  • Altoman5
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    Great review as always, NC! B)
  • Skitch  - Oh Man..
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    I remember this movie so much...the movie was hilarious enough without a review like this being thrown at it. :D

    Great job, as always!
  • laker24  - danmanx
    u banned me thinking i was steven when i really was immario can u plz unban me
  • yufguf567  - Awesome
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    Nice review NC
    You always make me laugh :lol:
  • WhateverGirl440
    Yes! Staying up late is worth it for the Nostalgia Critic! :woohoo: Great Review!
  • Erinaceus  - Careful When It Comes to the SeaQuest Reference...
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    SeaQuest DSV may be a little [i]too[/i] obscure, even for people around here, N.C.

    Aw, who am I kiddin'? We're the crem della crem of Geekdom. Here is probably the only place SeaQuest is remembered.

    Unfortunately, the kid who plays Barry (Jonathan Brandis), tragically died a few years ago. It was said that he committed suicide. Must've ticked off the great Chuck Norris too somehow. Or realized he had been in Ladybugs. Very sad. It seems you may have been ignorant of this fact in making the review, but with any luck there aren't enough Jonathan Brandis fans out there to cause another Mako situation.

    Ah, speaking of Mako... uh... no criticisms. HE IS THE GREETEST EVAH! [size=x-small](Don't kill me fanboys!)[/size]

    Great review, N.C., as always. Especially fond of the ending. And the high notes. NOR-IIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!
  • GLKnight  - re: Careful When It Comes to the SeaQuest Referenc
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    [quote=Erinaceus]SeaQuest DSV may be a little [i]too[/i] obscure, even for people around here, N.C.[/quote]

    Umm, at least he didn't make any jokes about the DeLuise bros, or Darwin the talking Dolphin. Now THAT'S obscure!
  • NeuroManson
    Don't forget Sam Raimi's bro, Ted, who's pretty much everywhere on teevee.
  • AbbyNormal  - re: Careful When It Comes to the SeaQuest Referenc
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    [quote=Erinaceus]SeaQuest DSV may be a little [i]too[/i] obscure, even for people around here, N.C.

    Aw, who am I kiddin'? We're the crem della crem of Geekdom. Here is probably the only place SeaQuest is remembered.

    Unfortunately, the kid who plays Barry (Jonathan Brandis), tragically died a few years ago. It was said that he committed suicide. Must've ticked off the great Chuck Norris too somehow. Or realized he had been in Ladybugs. Very sad. It seems you may have been ignorant of this fact in making the review, but with any luck there aren't enough Jonathan Brandis fans out there to cause another Mako situation...
    [/quote]

    I am a fan of Jonathan Brandis, lol, Im surprised that NC didn't mention in his review that he had died. Sadly its probably true that there aren't enough fans out there to cause a big fuss like what happened with the TMNT review.
  • YigSnakeDaddy
    Even as a kid, this movie was emberassing to watch
  • Yarbskoo
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    :0 Another review already?! Oh well no sleep for me! ;)
  • Deux  - CHuck?
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    How you Dare defy Chuck norris??!!!....


    well this movie sucks..i agree...i hope chuck norris dont use my head 2 wipe his ass

    PS: FUCK MAKO
  • CrimsonDusk  - That't really rude
    OK could someone do something about this guy for spewing random curses in a disrespectful manner to a departed person. I know NC got allot of backlash for his TMNT reference to Mako, although I am a fan of his work and didn't feel that offended, but you shouldn't start throwing random curses just because people felt insulted. I hope people negative thumb you so that your shameful post will not be seen.
  • Manic Monkey
    Atleast he didn't say Mako got knocked up during a Yankee's game. :P

    Funny review. :)
  • albinotanuki
    Dude, don't say that about Mako! He could come back from the dead and beat your ass worse than whatever Chuck Noris can do with his pinky.
  • NeoKingGhidorah  - albinotanuki, how dare you
    [quote=albinotanuki]Dude, don't say that about Mako! He could come back from the dead and beat your ass worse than whatever Chuck Noris can do with his pinky.[/quote]
    you can not compare Mako to the unbelievable strong Chuck Norris!
    he can piss into gale force winds >.>
    chuck norris can kill ppl by looking at them >.> :angry:
  • guthix  - hahaha
    good luck hideing from chuck :evil:
  • roberd
    Great as always NC!
  • Krimmson
    This movie brings back too many memories. I remember back then I thought Mako was Mr. Miyagi. (I was 4 dammit!)

    And Chuck Norris... The coolest Republican to have ever existed.
  • IncredibleMe
    My head exploded from laughter.
  • agentdrew
    great review.by the way is it just me or is it that when someone daydream it's always next to a window
  • MFields1978  - Oui
    I remember seeing that with my dad and the embarrassment I felt watching it next to him... like the Super Mario Bros. movie. Why was that movie ever made is beyond me.
  • thatdudeinthekhakis  - Chuck Norris
    As a speech and debater I hear alot of Chuck Norris jokes and this review lightened my mood about them great work Doug
  • Mr. Dogma
    This was entirely worth staying up late to watch. :D

    Though, I was fighting hard to keep from laughing so loud that I'd wake up everyone else. :whistle:
  • WJMill
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    Heck yes!
  • Pikmintaro  - CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
    YEEEAHHH Awesome review and awesome Chuck Norris!!!!

    And the Michael Jackson one was definitely more self indulgent since it was made by the Jackson himself and most of it was just him glorifying himself.

    And besides I prefer Chuck Norris over Jackson anyday

    Norris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jackson

    :silly:
  • Romicron
    CHUCK-A-NORRISSSSSSSSSSS! !!!!!

    That was funnier every time.
  • The Chosen One
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    This is Chuck Norris?

    ... Either this'll be the greatest movie ever, or this will be the cheesiest piece of crap yet, with no grip on physics... SCREW FIZZIX!!!

    EDIT: ... Okay. It has no grip on common sense, and all the people in it are either mentally screwed up or clinically unhealthy...

    BUT WHO CARES?!!! THE MESSIAH IS HERE!!!

    [i]CHUCK-AA-NORIIIIISS!!! [/i]
  • DanManX
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    Oh that was awesome. You had Chuck Norris jokes, the return of Mako to NC's world (you've gotta wonder, if a guy shows up in this many bad movies, maybe it's the people DEFENDING him who are overreacting...), and bad, nonsensical dream sequences. Gotta love it.
  • rambofan1  - baned from chat accidently
    recently u banned me from chat thinking i was steven when i really was fricking immario. wat happened was the internet disconnected and i signed out. when i signed back in i was banned. Can u do anything to fix it dan.PLZ.
  • rastafariman
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    I want the dramatic singing of the name "Chuck Norris" for a ringtone.
  • Hisui
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    Dito!
    It's just so epic. :D
  • Gorvar
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    Dont fuck with the Norris,dude.
  • SpazzMaster
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    a chuck-a- NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIISSS!!!

    ...but seriousily, lay off the "I'm acting" joke. It is not funny anymore...but if Chuck Norris wills it...

    Fuck it. FLAME ME!!!
  • thefrenchguysucks
    yeah way to milk the cow till its bone dry on that joke.
  • Crazy56U
    ...dude, it's not. It's better if you don't think like that if your comment has [b]more than 50 negative votes on it[/b].
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