North

(872 votes, average 4.94 out of 5)

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  • Thatguywiththescars  - LOL good stuff
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    oh man doug and james inspired me to make a film so i did check me out to guys!! http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=9zVi4ML6wtw
  • vivvav
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    Dude, that was okay, but this isn't the appropriate place to post that.
  • LikaLaruku
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    So North is Matilda + Trading Mom + Bingo & The Good Son is Damien the Omen - Satan.

    I knew Reba had a TV series, but I didn't know she did movies.
  • WJMill
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    ROFL! FOUND THE JOKE. Wow. This movie is freaking awful. WHAT?! IT WAS ALL A DREAM? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU UUUUUU-
  • Quarma
    I thought the joke was that February had less days than the other months, so the son could only eat 28 months of food instead of 30-31 months. Or the joke that the stampede was probably caused by him trying to eat the cattle, which itself is a joke. Or the fact that they were mocking obesity. Either way, there were jokes in that movie that actually made me laugh. It's a bad movie, but it isn't THAT bad.
  • Nosveractu
    Dude your thinkin bout this way too much give up before you go insane... like me.
  • srslol
    That's an acceptable price to any self-respecting human being.
  • Drahauk
    I figured it was that February has less days too.
  • Tentacles
    I just assumed the cowboy parents cannibalized on their first son.
  • Airfix
    yay
  • orwellianson  - !!!!
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    Awesome review! i laughed so hard!
  • Pay-Ten
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    Sweet! nice vid Critic. you have me hooked; you make me count down the days till the next video comes out
  • coolbeans14  - ???
    how could any of you have seen the video all ready?
    and your comments are so bland, huzzah? woo hoo? yay? come on people don't post for the sake of posting!
    but any way this was a great review and I saw this when I was younger so it was cool to see it again! :woohoo:
  • Nova Neko
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    i don't believe i never heard of this movie.


    Quick loosen his pants!
  • Lotus Prince
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    Yay, a UHF clip to show just how awful this movie is!
  • lonewolf23k
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    has NC reviewed UHF yet? ...Or does he just review [b]bad[/b] old movies?
  • TheSpammerGnome
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    Amazing review as always NC!

    "Loosen his pants!"
    "Wait, what?"

    XD Perfect. Loved the David Letterman reference.

    Any chance of you reviewing the Digimon movie?
  • RoadJam  - Digimon
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    Is not old enough!

    Otherwise thank you NC another great one as usual. Ebert WAS being too nice!
  • uknownada
    It's not old enough and it's also not really that bad...to Digimon fans. That's really what it is. A movie for fans.
  • Bougan!
    "I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it." - Roger Ebert
    - Bougan!
  • dreaminon
    I can't belive that the same person(Elijah Wood)is the same guy who was in The Lord of the Rings trilogy and Sin City was in this piece of shit, I mean how was he able to get work after this?
  • FirstPitchSwinging  - wow.....
    .... how is this starstudded movie so shitty?!?!?!?!?!? nice review but really it is like nobody even tried?
  • superhypermoose
    this wasnt actually a movie it was a pay check that was used to line the pockets of everyone involved. even the caterer did a crapy job.
  • joneau261
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    WOW! All the hate that Siskel and Ebert showed finally makes sense. The stereotypes are just terrible, and the jokes are even more terribly lame! (And yes, it was more fun laughing at the seer stupidity of the jokes than the actual jokes.)

    Another GENIUS review, Critic!
  • rangerdude
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    hahaha, that was funny :D ,

    Great review as always doug :)
  • rocknrollguy86  - never seen it
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    i've never seen this movie. i only saw the good son, not north. glad i didn't now.
  • jnywest  - Go for the next level!
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    Well, Im about 5 min in and this is the funniest fucking thing you have ever done....I can barely breath Im laughing so hard.

    Seriously, this could be your "Best of Both Worlds" moment :woohoo:
  • Cluzic
    Bruce Willis in a bunny suit...

    That pretty much sums it all up.
  • jasonrulz
    yup.
  • Namenamenos
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    Sorry about the thumbs down, it was an accident.
  • rayvac  - Movie
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    I remember this movie. Siskel and Ebert gave it the worst of the year.
  • Minimoose  - lol wow
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    lmao i never even heard of this movie and im glad i never did
  • MFields1978  - South
    Instead of North, they should of just called it South cause that's where it was going. I never saw it but I remember that Siskel and Ebert review. I think seeing Bruce Willis in a bunny suit turned me off. Great review, Doug. This became one of my favs.
  • shadow20
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    Wow... that movie is utter garbage. Excellent review, NC!
  • Summerstorm
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    Butbutbut.... i like North... it is a bit surreal and yes, not really that funny... but bad? naaaa.
  • SpazzMaster
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    Great review. This one is definatly in my top 5 NCs EVER!!!...around 3 or 4, but still top 5. :woohoo:
  • Stream_of_Consciousness  - Inconceivable!!
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    Seriously, it's like Cool World! How could anyone actually write this script? How could any human consent to making this movie? Were they signed on, read the script, tried to leave, and then held by gunpoint to stay?? What happened to Rob Reiner anyways? I mean not two years before he made A Few Good Men...WHAT HAPPENED?? Dud something happen when he was acting in Sleepless in Seattle or something? I just don't get it.
  • Coldguy
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    :shock: To quote the critic "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"
  • YigSnakeDaddy
    1st class junk indeed.
    You could have avoided this crap by listening to Siskel and Ebert.
  • colincec
    God, that's terrible. I mean jeez, there's no redeeming factor about that movie. Doug, I appreciate everything you do for us because having to sit through this pair of bollocks is just too much. I salute you.
  • Catlin  - WOW!
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    that was awesome doug keep it up :D
  • mwong04
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    This must be the most vile darkest piece of a thing ever existed, the jokes were transmitted to creep into our minds to become pedophiles I mean WTF!!!! The jokes were not called jokes those were things you say and then get slapped the next day bottom line YOUU ARE MY NUMBER ONE!!!!
  • Kendrel
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    Oh my gosh that was a SHIT movie.

    Great review as always, mr Critic.
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