3 Ninjas
Sunday, 20 July 2008 01:59
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07.19.2008 - 15:23 | Gene
I remember this movie, looking back on it makes me again realize how i wasted my childhood
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07.19.2008 - 15:37 | escapadeq - Gee..
I used to like this movie when I was a kid. Now seeing your review as an adult, it IS full of crap that I hadn't noticed before!
Review: hilarious as always!
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07.19.2008 - 15:44 | Coldguy
3 Ninjas strike back has one of them using a gamegear to get points and beat up the bad guys...yea they are all that bad.
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07.11.2009 - 15:41 | Herald7
Yeah for some reason I only just now got the "cake" comment, lol. I guess because it's not really popular slang anymore.

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07.19.2008 - 15:56 | Quang - Well
I used to watch this movie alot when I was small, but then ofcourse, as being a small kid, I couldn't notice these lame scenes.
I believe NC made these reviews for humorous purposes, rather than intentionally ranting about them.
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10.25.2009 - 03:27 | Duvalier
Totally agreed. The philosophy behind most NC reviews is just not taking it seriously. He's intentionally being a little over the top as a stereotype of some critics. I mean who else would make fun of a parody movie like "Last Action Hero"?
Well, I'm starting to sound pretty serious myself, so I should probably return to fanboy mode now.
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07.19.2008 - 17:05 | Shinigami
Another horrible piece of s*** movie watched to the end and reviewed by NC. TMNT was great and Home in Alone was bad so you might had thought that crossing thease two might had had made avarage movie but no. Result was much worse than Home in Alone. And yes, I saw them both at same year they come out in movie theater.
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07.19.2008 - 17:30 | Lucy C
Cake.

I never saw this movie, and am glad.
Spelling mistake = 'Tochstone'
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07.19.2008 - 17:38 | CannonGod
Yeah there's a typo at the end, but should be easily fixed

Another great vid NC. Don't change your style!
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07.19.2008 - 18:30 | nfreak141
Another bad Ninja movie. >.<
What is it about ninjas that spells "Overrated by child audiences?"
Great review. (And THAT'S a incomplete sentence that actually makes sense.
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07.19.2008 - 18:33 | Gweedo
Awful movie. Am I wrong or grandpa is Egg Shen from Big Trouble In Little China?
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07.19.2008 - 18:37 | MrThumbsup - Cake?
The cake is a lie.
Just wanted to go ahead and be the first one to eventually say that. Gimme apoint if you get the reference.
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07.19.2008 - 18:37 | Caliban Don Flamingo
Man I used to like this movie when I was a kid...I haven't seen it in a while and I never realized how shitty
it was. Thanks for raping my childhood Nostalgia Critic!
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07.19.2008 - 18:53 | ThatFellowInTheCoat
Hilarious review.
I haven't seen 3 Ninjas, though, but I highly doubt it's as bad as the shit-fest known as Surf Ninjas.
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07.19.2008 - 19:07 | Gentleman
Y'know, in almost every single NC video I've seen, the NC always says "Y'know" at the start of it!

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07.19.2008 - 19:27 | Kurvos - I haven't seen them... luckily
Yeah, I have just heard of them. But the title and the cover was enough for me to get that these movies sucks. When you can see on the cover how bad a movie is, that's crise!
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07.19.2008 - 20:06 | skateman555
"You're supposed to wear that at night!"
"What's the point of hiring a ninja to answer the telephone?"
"Cooked cabbages."
Genius. I don't think that guy with the glasses will ever jump the shark.
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07.19.2008 - 20:15 | Bordeaux - Cake.
I would vote for Bacon.... just... just a celebratory "Bacon."
Well done, NC! And early too!

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07.19.2008 - 20:32 | Flaric
For some strange reason this movie had a "16+" rating in Europe. - While movies like "Alien" movie had a "15+" rating.
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wow that was hiiiilarious
pretty bad movie huh