3 Ninjas

(260 votes, average 4.79 out of 5)
Comments (264)
  • ilTGWTG
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    wow that was hiiiilarious

    pretty bad movie huh

  • Gene
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    I remember this movie, looking back on it makes me again realize how i wasted my childhood

  • sinner619  - Amen
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    Same here.

  • the turk  - .
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    lol the bit about the ninja answering the telaphone is hilerous

  • Saizuchi
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    Sweet early review

  • escapadeq  - Gee..
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    I used to like this movie when I was a kid. Now seeing your review as an adult, it IS full of crap that I hadn't noticed before!

    Review: hilarious as always!

  • Coldguy
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    3 Ninjas strike back has one of them using a gamegear to get points and beat up the bad guys...yea they are all that bad.

  • r0ck997
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    Well I think the movie your talking about would be SURF NINJAS! Not 3 Ninjas strike back. Witch isn't even the title it is 3 Ninjas kick back!
    Two movies about Ninjas true, but they are not the same! Know what you are talking about before you post again. Thank you!

  • CrimsonFoxx
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    No, that wasn't the 3 Ninjas, that was Surf Ninjas, a completely different movie that is far worse than any of the 3 Ninjas ever were.

  • elephantom  - Eksplenaeshun
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    CAKE=Piece of cake. Took me a while too. ;D

  • Herald7
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    Yeah for some reason I only just now got the "cake" comment, lol. I guess because it's not really popular slang anymore. ;)

  • Quang  - Well
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    I used to watch this movie alot when I was small, but then ofcourse, as being a small kid, I couldn't notice these lame scenes.

    I believe NC made these reviews for humorous purposes, rather than intentionally ranting about them.

  • Duvalier
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    Totally agreed. The philosophy behind most NC reviews is just not taking it seriously. He's intentionally being a little over the top as a stereotype of some critics. I mean who else would make fun of a parody movie like "Last Action Hero"? :P

    Well, I'm starting to sound pretty serious myself, so I should probably return to fanboy mode now. :D

  • Lordifani
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    Hilarious, as always! That movie looks REALLY bad.

  • Shinigami
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    Another horrible piece of s*** movie watched to the end and reviewed by NC. TMNT was great and Home in Alone was bad so you might had thought that crossing thease two might had had made avarage movie but no. Result was much worse than Home in Alone. And yes, I saw them both at same year they come out in movie theater.

  • DarioPhantom  - Oh my...
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    I cannot believe how bad this movie is...ugh....

  • Lucy C
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    Cake. :D
    I never saw this movie, and am glad.
    Spelling mistake = 'Tochstone'

  • CannonGod
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    Yeah there's a typo at the end, but should be easily fixed :)

    Another great vid NC. Don't change your style!

  • nfreak141
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    Another bad Ninja movie. >.<

    What is it about ninjas that spells "Overrated by child audiences?"

    Great review. (And THAT'S a incomplete sentence that actually makes sense. :))

  • Gweedo
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    Awful movie. Am I wrong or grandpa is Egg Shen from Big Trouble In Little China?

  • MrThumbsup  - Cake?
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    The cake is a lie.

    Just wanted to go ahead and be the first one to eventually say that. Gimme apoint if you get the reference.

  • Caliban Don Flamingo
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    Man I used to like this movie when I was a kid...I haven't seen it in a while and I never realized how shitty
    it was. Thanks for raping my childhood Nostalgia Critic!

  • ThatFellowInTheCoat
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    Hilarious review.

    I haven't seen 3 Ninjas, though, but I highly doubt it's as bad as the shit-fest known as Surf Ninjas.

  • Gentleman
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    Y'know, in almost every single NC video I've seen, the NC always says "Y'know" at the start of it! ;)

  • Ty  - dude...
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    You misspelled "Touchstone Pictures" at the end.

  • Kurvos  - I haven't seen them... luckily
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    Yeah, I have just heard of them. But the title and the cover was enough for me to get that these movies sucks. When you can see on the cover how bad a movie is, that's crise!

  • DarkTom
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    Oh shite, I saw this movie in the cinema, in sweden. :o

  • skateman555
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    "You're supposed to wear that at night!"

    "What's the point of hiring a ninja to answer the telephone?"

    "Cooked cabbages."

    Genius. I don't think that guy with the glasses will ever jump the shark.

  • Bordeaux  - Cake.
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    I would vote for Bacon.... just... just a celebratory "Bacon."

    Well done, NC! And early too! :D

  • Flaric
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    For some strange reason this movie had a "16+" rating in Europe. - While movies like "Alien" movie had a "15+" rating.

  • Alice_Cooper988  - Next video
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    Great video... ;D ;D

    Next video 3 Ninjas part 2....


  • BlockJuice  - Haha
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    At the end you spelt Touchstone Pictures wrong.
    You forgot the U.
    LOL

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