great review of red sonja, i've been looking forward for this review in a long time!

awesome
never heard of the voice actor, but this movie isn't that bad, just makes no sense mostly
this movie isn't bad but such a weird plot and real life role playing is a odd acting style.

lol. That movie sucked so much xDDD. :D

Haha! Awesome.

One question: Why was TMNT II not referrenced? They have both Ernie Reyes Jr. and Mako (I believe he was Splinter's voice) in them!

Actually Splinter was voiced in the first 2 TMNT movies by Kevin Clash...

...who also does the voice of Elmo. :D

It's the Govinator!!!!!!!

Great review as always, Doug.

This person (PandemicWarZ0ne) is not me, he is a poser and I do not know why he would advertise my youtube channel like this, I never asked him to do this and I wouldn't spam or leave comments like this on any of NC's videos, hopefully, you can understand and I hope this troll will not do such act's in the future.

sure it isn't

although i don't care, advertise all you want

Then why are your IPs exactly the same?

Now you're just getting plain stupid. I wasn't going to ban you for your stupid youtube plug, but the fact that you're making up lies and a second account to cover your stupidity, and trying to tell me that it was cause he was at the library..... C'mon

Jesus laughs at his stupidity.

Nice!

but there you were 2hr12min later on the exact same computer. lolz.

And by the way you can easily have multiple IP's, for example; I'm logged on the web now via my own connection. And if I was to log on next doors router, wattayaknow... Different IP. But that's just the Angry Internet Critic in me speaking. ;)

By the way, your review was awsome doug, keep up the good work.

Lets be glad there was no 1 liners, armor with nipples, ice, Sinbad or Booster in this movie.

PS-I demand you sit down and watch Samurai Jack and Avatar, now!

THAT was better than killing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, AND hearing the lamentations of their women.

As usual Doug, you're absolutely hilarious. The wait was well worth it, and I know we're all eagerly awaiting the Special Surprise. We just voice our opinions on comments, but you actually go on camera, and try to be entertaining as well. I'm pleased to inform you; you've succeeded for over a year now.

sweet! thought this was never going to come!

You've never heard of Avatar?

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!!!

Epic Joke Dough!

Keep em comin....

Glad to see the NC back in action after a week off. Awesome review as always! :D

That was definitely one of your funniest reviews in a while. The "WHERE ARE YOU?!?" bit was really genius, especially.

AND TAKE YOUR JAWBREAKER WITH YOU!!!

Another great review! :cheer:

Never heard of Red Sonja, but fantastic review!

Where are You?!

:0 I actually love this movie for it's massive badness.

Although I'm surprised that you don't know who Mako was, I do suggest you try and look at Samurai Jack. IMO, it's one of the best shows out there. But don't take my word for it. I mean, It's not like it got an Emmy or anything.

oh, wait...

4 Times ;)

Never saw this movie, never heard of it either. Glad I didn't.

hahaha oh this was a great review. Totally had me laughing! xD

Sonja...the acting...my god! I did better than that in a school play in elementary school! :pinch:

I almost die laughing! LOL!!
BTW Bridgite and Flava Flav never got married
Loe this review!!!

Same here. I'm satisfied with this compressed version.

I do believe that your reviews are getting better. A lot. I mean, I laughed harder this time around than I did last time around, which was better than twice the first time and thrice the third time.

And yes, that made about as much sense as the acting in this movie.

Fantastic review.

¿¿¿¿POPEYE MOVIE??????? FUCK

I loved the Ren & Stimpy scream when they gouged that robotic fishes eyes out. Also, is it just me or does that Gestapo Henchman look like Wallace Shawn?

That's because it was.

this was fucking funny
shitcakes! :lol:

Hoorah! Immensely entertaining as usual. "Castle Anthrax" "It jump-cuts people out of existence!" "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!" "WHEEEEE!" "I guess I should stab her again... I guess I should stab her again... I guess I should..." It's depressing when the annoying kid sidekick is less annoying than the two leads.

It was gracious of NC to deal with the Mako issue from the last video, since even I was a bit taken aback: generally though, I think it would've saved him a lot of trouble if he looked up the wikipedia or IMDB page just to check he wasn't making some gigantic faux pas, but I won't hold it against him by any means.

Brigitte Nielsen was also married to Sylvester Stallone, he was the really the one who made her famous.

Also why the black mark over the boobs?

tep, why?

That's what I've been wondering. Why do you cover up women's breasts, but not censor yourself when you flip us off and say the f-word? Are you afraid people would use your videos as pornography? That would actually make sense, now that I think about it. :huh:

I never understood that, how come when you had some unspeakable horror or some evil artifact they took the longest possible time or rituals to destroy the dumb thing, and most of the time all they had to do was to smash it against a rock, (movie logic I guess) . I think Arnold was the only reason I stayed to watch the whole thing, course I happen to really like stories like this, which is prolly why I gave it the benefit of the doubt.

Also, did you really receive such jacked up e-mails like you mentioned earlier? Because damn all I can say is some people need to lighten up, I admit, I was a huge turtles fan in my youth too, and even I thought splinters voice was screwed up, but I have seen those shows and I happen to do like that guys voice, which is why I didn’t mind how it was used in the turtles movie (which I honestly never saw, only in your review), even so, people cant be so sensitive, we can’t all agree with you all the time.

ARE YOU OVER THEIR OR ARE YOU OVER THEIR? :cheer:

Over their what?