Red Sonja

(309 votes, average 4.86 out of 5)

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Comments (424)
  • Laughing Man

    great review of red sonja, i've been looking forward for this review in a long time!

  • Bryguy87

    awesome
    never heard of the voice actor, but this movie isn't that bad, just makes no sense mostly
    this movie isn't bad but such a weird plot and real life role playing is a odd acting style.

  • GorditoBoy69

    lol. That movie sucked so much xDDD. :D

  • GLKnight

    Haha! Awesome.

    One question: Why was TMNT II not referrenced? They have both Ernie Reyes Jr. and Mako (I believe he was Splinter's voice) in them!

  • JavaMoon

    Actually Splinter was voiced in the first 2 TMNT movies by Kevin Clash...

    ...who also does the voice of Elmo. :D

  • Nerdslab  - Arnold!!!!

    It's the Govinator!!!!!!! :evil:

  • shadow20

    Great review as always, Doug. =)

  • PandemicWarZ0ne  - great review as always

    finally another review, can you check out my youtube channel NC,
    youtube.com/theangrymoviedork

  • The Angry Movie Dork  - This preson is not me

    This person (PandemicWarZ0ne) is not me, he is a poser and I do not know why he would advertise my youtube channel like this, I never asked him to do this and I wouldn't spam or leave comments like this on any of NC's videos, hopefully, you can understand and I hope this troll will not do such act's in the future.

  • MetroidCaesar

    sure it isn't

    although i don't care, advertise all you want

  • admin  - re: This preson is not me
    The Angry Movie Dork wrote:
    This person (PandemicWarZ0ne) is not me, he is a poser and I do not know why he would advertise my youtube channel like this, I never asked him to do this and I wouldn't spam or leave comments like this on any of NC's videos, hopefully, you can understand and I hope this troll will not do such act's in the future.

    Then why are your IPs exactly the same?

  • The Angry Movie Dork  - I

    don't know, you can't have more then one ip adress, maybe he used the same computer as me at the library, although I havn't gone there in a while, so I guess it's all mixed up, who knows

  • admin

    Now you're just getting plain stupid. I wasn't going to ban you for your stupid youtube plug, but the fact that you're making up lies and a second account to cover your stupidity, and trying to tell me that it was cause he was at the library..... C'mon

  • Jesus

    Jesus laughs at his stupidity.

  • Dead Planet
    admin wrote:
    Then why are your IPs exactly the same?

    Nice!

    The Angry Movie Dork wrote:
    don't know, you can't have more then one ip adress, maybe he used the same computer as me at the library, although I havn't gone there in a while, so I guess it's all mixed up, who knows

    but there you were 2hr12min later on the exact same computer. lolz.

    And by the way you can easily have multiple IP's, for example; I'm logged on the web now via my own connection. And if I was to log on next doors router, wattayaknow... Different IP. But that's just the Angry Internet Critic in me speaking. ;)

  • The Angry Movie Dork

    By the way, your review was awsome doug, keep up the good work.

  • RebelTaxi

    Lets be glad there was no 1 liners, armor with nipples, ice, Sinbad or Booster in this movie.

    PS-I demand you sit down and watch Samurai Jack and Avatar, now!

  • RazorKid

    THAT was better than killing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, AND hearing the lamentations of their women. :evil:

  • XSpaRkieX  - Exellent

    As usual Doug, you're absolutely hilarious. The wait was well worth it, and I know we're all eagerly awaiting the Special Surprise. We just voice our opinions on comments, but you actually go on camera, and try to be entertaining as well. I'm pleased to inform you; you've succeeded for over a year now.

  • Jaffffey

    sweet! thought this was never going to come!

  • Glimega

    You've never heard of Avatar?

  • ThePsychicMantis  - joke

    PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!!! :evil:


    Epic Joke Dough!

    Keep em comin....

  • XxFidgetxX

    Glad to see the NC back in action after a week off. Awesome review as always! :D

  • ThatFellowInTheCoat

    That was definitely one of your funniest reviews in a while. The "WHERE ARE YOU?!?" bit was really genius, especially.

  • Firestorm94

    AND TAKE YOUR JAWBREAKER WITH YOU!!!

    Another great review! :cheer:

  • Sora Sol

    Glad to hear your thing about Mako.

    /co/ was absolutely PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISED when you said what you said about him.

  • krakendwaggin

    Never heard of Red Sonja, but fantastic review!

  • ThatKidwiththeGlasses  - Awesome review

    Where are You?!

  • Cosmic Eff

    :0 I actually love this movie for it's massive badness.

  • TheThreadWeaver

    Although I'm surprised that you don't know who Mako was, I do suggest you try and look at Samurai Jack. IMO, it's one of the best shows out there. But don't take my word for it. I mean, It's not like it got an Emmy or anything.

    oh, wait...

  • ryuk_shinigami  - re:
    TheThreadWeaver wrote:
    Although I'm surprised that you don't know who Mako was, I do suggest you try and look at Samurai Jack. IMO, it's one of the best shows out there. But don't take my word for it. I mean, It's not like it got an Emmy or anything.

    oh, wait...

    4 Times ;)

  • EJade

    Never saw this movie, never heard of it either. Glad I didn't.

  • Tempy

    hahaha oh this was a great review. Totally had me laughing! xD

    Sonja...the acting...my god! I did better than that in a school play in elementary school! :pinch:

  • Punky

    I almost die laughing! LOL!!
    BTW Bridgite and Flava Flav never got married XD
    Loe this review!!!

  • DiceMan
    EJade wrote:
    Never saw this movie, never heard of it either. Glad I didn't.


    Same here. I'm satisfied with this compressed version.

  • smbrian62386

    I do believe that your reviews are getting better. A lot. I mean, I laughed harder this time around than I did last time around, which was better than twice the first time and thrice the third time.

    And yes, that made about as much sense as the acting in this movie.

    Fantastic review.

  • zardes  - POPEYE

    ¿¿¿¿POPEYE MOVIE??????? FUCK

  • HatefulCactus

    I loved the Ren & Stimpy scream when they gouged that robotic fishes eyes out. Also, is it just me or does that Gestapo Henchman look like Wallace Shawn?

  • lizerman

    That's because it was.

  • NeoKingGhidorah  - lol

    this was fucking funny
    shitcakes! :lol:

  • alexanderthegreat

    Hoorah! Immensely entertaining as usual. "Castle Anthrax" "It jump-cuts people out of existence!" "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!" "WHEEEEE!" "I guess I should stab her again... I guess I should stab her again... I guess I should..." It's depressing when the annoying kid sidekick is less annoying than the two leads.

    It was gracious of NC to deal with the Mako issue from the last video, since even I was a bit taken aback: generally though, I think it would've saved him a lot of trouble if he looked up the wikipedia or IMDB page just to check he wasn't making some gigantic faux pas, but I won't hold it against him by any means.

  • FallingStar

    Brigitte Nielsen was also married to Sylvester Stallone, he was the really the one who made her famous.

    Also why the black mark over the boobs?

  • MaF

    tep, why?

  • Sheranda  - censorship

    That's what I've been wondering. Why do you cover up women's breasts, but not censor yourself when you flip us off and say the f-word? Are you afraid people would use your videos as pornography? That would actually make sense, now that I think about it. :huh:

  • Veridian Lupine

    I never understood that, how come when you had some unspeakable horror or some evil artifact they took the longest possible time or rituals to destroy the dumb thing, and most of the time all they had to do was to smash it against a rock, (movie logic I guess) . I think Arnold was the only reason I stayed to watch the whole thing, course I happen to really like stories like this, which is prolly why I gave it the benefit of the doubt.

    Also, did you really receive such jacked up e-mails like you mentioned earlier? Because damn all I can say is some people need to lighten up, I admit, I was a huge turtles fan in my youth too, and even I thought splinters voice was screwed up, but I have seen those shows and I happen to do like that guys voice, which is why I didn’t mind how it was used in the turtles movie (which I honestly never saw, only in your review), even so, people cant be so sensitive, we can’t all agree with you all the time.

  • xpunkrockerr  - WHERE ARE YOU!

    ARE YOU OVER THEIR OR ARE YOU OVER THEIR? :cheer:

  • madkap42

    Over their what?

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