Neverending Story

(265 votes, average 4.74 out of 5)
Comments (284)
  • LinkTGF  - Another one?!
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    already?!

  • Bryguy87
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    The sephirots are back to take over the globe and punish the people who deserve to die afther what they have done to this planet and miss used the devils power and killed beings and coverd up ufos and stole alien technology. they are going to burn 4 all eternety. the gods have sendt them to make justice to this world
    and kill the goverment who made the human race a slave

  • adrasl300
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    Okay why do every first comment get rated down!

  • YourAverageJoe
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    Because they serve no purpose other than to point out their firstitude.

  • T5seconds
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    but he didnt say a damnd thing about being first

  • Mikon
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    Maybe not, but it's obvious the person did not watch the video, or they wouldn't have said "another one?" and known it was an April Fool's. But since he didn't watch it, and simply commented first, he was commenting to GET first.

  • TheBirddisease
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    But the first comment didnt really NEED to get replied to, so you probably only replied to be on the first page....but that means i..did too.....Either way its awesome that Chester A. Bum took the place of NostalgiaCritic XD

  • suopo32  - already?
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    That was fast

  • dorko4u
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    lol Nice one.

    Oh, that Chester, him...

  • Queue
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    Wow, great review NC!

    That was so cruel. :lol:

  • TheDramaticMonarch
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    Oh god, this is too awesome!

    "What's your name?"
    "Atreyu."
    "Gesundheit!"

    I bet the Nostalgia Critic's chair is much more comfortable that a box of cereal. ;)

  • Kimmy
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    The name he shouts out is Moonchild :P LOL

  • LinkTGF  - How silly of me...
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    CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE!?!

  • Chosen Zelos
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    XDXDXDXDXD

    It was a prank, yet I don't feel outrageously pissed off. Thanks man. Pretty funny.

  • LUrabbi
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    HAHAHAHA!

    "The runtime is 92 minutes, that's bullcrap! It should be neverending!"

    Brilliant.

  • Coldguy
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    :0 Genius!

  • turtlecatpurrz
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    That was cruel. That was really cruel.

  • Otaku_fan01
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    :cheer: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! :lol:

    B) seriously its my birthday..... B)

  • Bryguy87
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    comment on the video, not self indulgence
    great video and i love how good he is as a person that can't do impersonations

  • Boriso02
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    :lol: Happy bithday

  • Scary Scott
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    I threw change at the screen did you get it?
    P.S. I hate this movie :evil:

  • antimythpunk
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    Well played sir, well played.

  • TheNumberOneShmuck
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    There are April Fools jokes, and then there are April Fools jokes that don't suck. Non-April-Fools jokes, if you will.

    This is a non-April-Fools joke.

  • iamnotincompliance
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    If memory serves (and I hope it doesn't), there are actually sequels to this movie! Now, that's some bullcrap. How can a story that doesn't end have a continuation?

    This is also my problem with Final Fantasy. Break down the name. Final Fantasy. How the hell are there 12 or possibly 13 of these things when the first one should have been last? Am I right, people?

    *boos and hisses*

    Wait a second... I'm not the Spoony One! I shouldn't be complaining about FF or stealing that "boos and hisses" bit. I shall leave that to the professionals!

    Oh, wait, right. Excellent work, Nostalgia Bum, excellent work.

  • i.am.mia  - Why is Final Fantasy Called Final Fantasy?
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    Yes it is true. We have just about as many Final Fantasy games as Nadya Suleman has children... almost. I just wanted to let you know WHY it's called "Final" fantasy.

    The game was titled just because it was the last effort made by squaresoft to save the company. They titled it Final Fantasy because it was a final effort to make their fantasy come true and actually nothing to do with the game series what-so-ever.

    just fyi unimportant useless fact information. :pinch:

  • NickCaligo42
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    Actually it IS a reference to the events of the first game, which was also a metaphor for Square's struggle to produce a decent game. The story involves a seemingly never-ending time loop triggered by the main villain, Garland, in order to escape his own death. Every time the Light Warriors go to stop him he turns time back 2000 years in the past, transforms into the god Chaos, the Light Warriors follow him, Chaos defeats them, and then everything happens all over again. "Final Fantasy" is a reference to the fact that during the game's course is the time that the Light Warriors finally defeat him and end the cycle--hence, the "Final" Fantasy. What you said about it being mostly related to Square's struggle is true, but I just wanted to let you know it DID have something to do with the story, at least at one point.

  • DanManX
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    This was hilarious, of course, but MAN are you gonna be ticked when you see what Linkara did...(IE, that same thing. :P)

  • advancedgamer14
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    That was hilarious

    April fools!
    It actually rather sucked (a lot). Bum sucks.

  • Dracoblaze58  - ......
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    when i first saw this movie it wa sok until the wolf part came the fucking wolf creeped me out great review

  • LikaLaruku
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    I think I laughed harder at this than any other Bum review. Atrayu is still hot, only now he's younger than me :( Hurrayz fur jailbait!

  • DiceMan
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    What a treat, these videos. I could get used to this.

  • S_Pac_3:16  - LMAO!
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    Nice one!

  • Darkbirth  - Yes.
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    That was hilarious. Good job, man. Good job. Though, even though you are going to review something else, I recommend Felidae as a review or have it included in a count down. Never heard of it? Well, I don't blame you. I only just discovered it's existence. Now, I watched it myself, and I wouldn't say it's a bad movie... It's actually pretty good. Only problem? I think whoever made it was A) High on drugs. B) Really pissed off, C) Horny, or D) All of the above.

  • thranjax  - Felidae!!!!
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    So... a german film about a serial killer inspired by a dream of racial purity, except the serial killer is a cat.... and the detective pursuing him is also a cat... which is very gory, including experiments on cats, a disembowelled pregnant cat and electrocuted cats, and has a specially written theme song sung by Boy George which includes the line "Cat killer on the loose! Deep Purple is dead.."... oh, and it's a cartoon....

    To go from not knowing this film existed to having seen it in less than two hours is nothing short of cinematic nirvana to a connoisseur of bizarreness such as myself.....

    Thank you Darkbirth!

  • Shiroi Kage  - Classic
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    Lol ... that was quick for April Fools XD

    Good job, and ofc the greatest return line the ATGWTG.com: "oh how silly of me, CHANGE U GOT CHANGE? ..." classic :P

    Thanks for the great vid man, looking forward for more :)

  • Batto
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    Lol what a good way to start 1th April ^^

  • Crusnik02
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    I've watched all three and it's the best April Fool's prank ever! :woohoo: :woohoo: :D

  • Wardog  - We got OWNED!!!
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    Awesome!!! LOL when I saw The Bum I'm thinking, "did I hit the wrong button?" Great review though! Happy April Fools!!!

  • orwellianson  - !!!
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    What a delightful April Fool's Prank !

  • Natashina
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    Nice trick :evil: . Spoony has one up too and so far, pretty good April Fools jokes. I needed some giggles. TYVM Doug! The wolf was scary to me as a kid, but not as much as the suicidal emo turtle that tries to tell Atraeu to give up. I also felt that the title "Child-Like Princess" was...a little wrong and weird.

  • Boriso02
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    The dragon always reminded me of a dog. That wolf was friggen terrifing to my little brother. He still talks about it. "that big wolf." he says from time to time. I think he will hold that memory always. Someday he may even sue.

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