Titanic - Animated Musical

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Comments (750)
  • FAILincorporated
    Great review.

    EDIT: Looking back, this wasn't funny. I edited it for your convenience.
  • Volvo760GLE
    Movie will not play, help!
  • dr_kramik
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    Try later, sometimes it seems servers are full...
  • Opera Guy  - Loved it!
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    Yeah it was perfect for the critic.

    It felt like "Big Lipped Alligator Moment: The Movie"
  • raddaluigi
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    BTW, what vid is Big Lipped Alligator Moment from?
  • Agnilleh4
    Furngully (Nostalgia Critic), its actually from the nostalgiachick (the idea)

    O, and just a question: Would you buy [b][size=large][u]Kibbles & Bitches[/u][/size][/b] (i would, just to be able to say i have it :whistle: )
  • TheEvilYoshiKiller
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    OH MY GOD.

    Back in Russia, on one of my favourite VHS tapes there was a trailer for this shitstorm.
  • Sheranda
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    Speaking of the Nostalgia Chick, why didn't she review this? She could have reviewed it with the Critic, or at least had a cameo.
  • freddy-krgr14
    furngully episode. it's here on this site. look it up here and you'll find it ;)
  • Thegmodbastard
    The Fern Gully episode, it comes from the Nostalgia Chick
  • Sheranda
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    What brought [i]that [/i]up? :eyebrow:
  • makutateridax20
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    one phrase summerises this movie

    bullshit bullshit bullshit
  • shadowmario
    :angry: This is so terrible this movie sucks balls and made me kill someone :dry: :evil: by the way you own me $20.00 for the wisky :whistle:
  • Sheranda
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    Where did you get that huge bottle, anyway? I don't drink. I'm just curious.
  • Rotucex
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    I guess that he made it, but I don't really have an idea how
  • PlummyPress
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    Liquor companies give stuff like that to bars for marketing.
  • freddy-krgr14
    ooh scary :0 must suck hard :P
  • theunknownguy
    how can you first like it and now no more? + what is convenience about saying you dislike someone's work?
  • Haon
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    You're dumb!
  • Cpd868
    Er.. yes, this review WAS funny.
  • FAILincorporated
    By "this" I mean Titantic. Not this review, I've seen it already :P
  • Too-Ticky
    Sherlock Holmes, Cinderella, 101 Dalmations, An American Tail, Gaston, and PARTY TIME all aboard the Titanic? Sounds like the greatest movie of all time to me.
  • RebelTaxi
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    Don't forget Parappa the Rapper
  • Sanosuke
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    lol wtf is this ive never heard of this :silly:Splash Fight!
    FAILincorporated do you know what the edit button does? ;)
  • Oldskoolmetalcez  - Ha
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    What an terrible idea for an animated film. I hope nobody ever watches this film ever again!

    Good review of a rubbish animated film.
  • That Guide for Noobz
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    this film should be on failblog.com
    the site be about it
  • Shwa  - Wait, what?
    Rapping dogs?
    What?!
    WHAT?!?
    FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU U-
    *mind is blown*
  • Poof E Hair
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    Yay! This is the first time I've been on the first page!

    Anyway, one of your best reviews yet, NC! As usual, your videos make my day!

    PS This really was a bad movie wasn't it?
    :X
  • adrasl300
    What I dont get is that you guys(The first pagers) posted this around 19: 00 tuesday the 24th of march(Swedish time I think) but it says that this vid was uploaded 22:59 the 24th of march(swedish time again...I think).
    Do you guys post so fast that it disrupts the time space continuum?
  • Sheranda  - Poof E Hair
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    :lol: :lol: Great name, man. I'm still laughing at that rap song... because it's STUCK IN MY HEAD!!! :pinch:
  • Agent Dennis
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    damnit doug, you would be the one to find this movie and remind me about it

    if I didn't love you so much I'd have to kill you
  • fuhrer klaus
    Its so amazing that NC jus posted this video like not even 3 hours ago and already has 1117 hits. Ive always wanted to be the 1st guy to watch somtin. Great vid as usual btw.
  • TheFandango  - Great Job...
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    ....as always, Doug. :silly:
  • JSleeper
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    Um. Uh. Guh. Buh. Muh. And other monosyllables of confusion and dismay. :0 :0

    The "realistic" (and I use that term loosely) animation of the human characters does NOT mesh well at all with the cartoony animals. Not. One. Bit.

    Does Italy have the kind of tax dodge that Uwe Boll uses to make his Epic Fail Films, too?
  • Coldguy  - Wow...
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    another commercial to a card game? AWESOME
  • Rattrap007
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    Well that movie looks worse and worse the more I see of it..

    Doug pass the Jagermeister..
  • patriotpyro
    I think a brain tumor has just into my head thanks to the rapping dog. Good work ripping this piece of shit a new one.
  • Tsiamon  - uuuuugh
    I was going to comment on how deeply I was offended by the ending to the Titanic flick despite having no actual emotional investment in the historical event, but I got too distracted by the pitch at the end.
  • chivesontheweb
    That dog was incredibly frightening. I doubt I will be able to sleep at all tonight because of it.
  • rageofkyubii  - O_o
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    Dwah?! .....I'm sorry, did I just see a movie that include both the Titanic and a rapping dog? What the hell, man? Who the heck thought this was a good idea? Hell, even the animation style changes randomly! This move is just.....just....RANDOM! It's like what parents tell their kids when they're trying to shelter them from reality. "I'ts okay son, he's just sleeping on the water. Isn't that silly? Look at all the sleeping people..." Seriously, what's next? An animated movie about 9/11 featuring racial-sterotyped Japanese frogs and a country-singing donkey?! I don't understand this at all! I am seriouly confused and lost just by thinking of this movie. Just......wha?
  • magicemperor  - The evil goes on...
    In my humble opinion, this is the single worst animated film in existence. It actually makes Cinderella II: Dreams Come True bearable by comparison, and that, I fear, is the most depressing thing I have ever said in my life.

    Fantastic review, Doug!
  • Chosen Zelos
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    You know what would've made the movie better? Battle Toads.
  • Prinny
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    Wow I'm not sure what was better, that crappy movie review or the trading card ad.

    ..oh wait...

    Trading card add, that art is epic!
  • protoAuthor  - The Voice Acting
    Holy shit, the voice acting was TERRIBLE.
    Surprised you didn't rip that a new one.
    Of course, you might not be into the voice acting biz as much as I am.
  • I_Like_Yoshi  - Wow.
    I am...surprised I really want those cards D8. I need to work on my chores for money more, hahah ;A;.

    LOL, I KNEW waiting all throughout the credits of your videos would pay off, one day!

    Also, I couldn't help but grimace at the animation throughout this entire thing. What is [i]up[/i] with that? Eew.
  • Rodimus Prime
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    Was it me or did Angelica look very... medicated throughout most of the movie?

    Nice review, btw...
  • FullmetalNinja25  - Dude....
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    God this movie was awful and whoever made it should be shot.

    P.S.-Where in the fuck did you get that giant bottle of Yagermeister?! :0
  • Sheranda  - J├Ągermeister
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    That's what [i]I[/i] want to know!
  • Isambard
    I hate to give this movie any credit for historical accuracy, even though on the whole it makes Pocahontas and Anastasia look like painstaking reenactments by comparison, but think I know what they were going for with the scene with the men with buckets attempting to "bail" the ship out. After the collision with the iceberg boiler rooms six and five were flooding. Because the ship had been going so fast for so long a lot of steam had built up and there was a fear that when the seawater rose up over the hot boilers they might explode. So the engineers and the stokers went through this extensive process to shut the boilers down first by lifting the safety valves and blowing off the steam and by dousing the fires and shutting the boilers down. Looking at the scene in question, noting that it is set in one of the boiler rooms, and that the men are throwing the water at the boilers it would seem that this was what the creators were trying to portray.
  • bright_side
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    This entire movie is one huge FAILURE...

    ...no wonder I never heard of it
  • Erinaceus  - This Is A Disaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    As a history buff with a long fascination with the Titanic disaster dating back to before James Cameron made such fascination popular... I'm at a loss to figure out what about this rip-off offends me the most:

    1) Its CDi Zelda-esque presentation,
    2) Its contrived-in-every- conceivable-way narrative, including certain Disney films that serve no purpose to the central "plot".
    3) Its anachronistic sense of music
    4) That it sugarcoated the actual disaster, thereby being disrespectful to the victims and survivors.

    I'm offended by its existence. It's going to take something pretty epic to make me forget about this travesty...

    Ooooh! Look! Trading cards!
  • Jester
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    Wow...I'm only 2 minutes in and I'm scared.

    I wonder if there will be a reference to the SNL bit Titey.... :whistle:
  • AWD!
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    Great!... Now to The Magic Voyage.
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