Aw yes. What a wonderfully delighting review of awesome NC. Now, I must subject
myself to torture, and watch this... Or Carlos Mencia.

Try later, sometimes it seems servers are full...

sometimes you have to click on it twice

Yeah it was perfect for the critic.



It felt like "Big Lipped Alligator Moment: The Movie"

Agreed.

BTW, what vid is Big Lipped Alligator Moment from?

By "this" I mean Titantic. Not this review, I've seen it already

Sherlock Holmes, Cinderella, 101 Dalmations, An American Tail, Gaston, and PARTY
TIME all aboard the Titanic? Sounds like the greatest movie of all time to me.

lol wtf is this ive never heard of this illy:' title='illy:' class='postemoticon' />Splash Fight!
FAILincorporated do you know what the edit button does?

What an terrible idea for an animated film. I hope nobody ever watches this film
ever again!



Good review of a rubbish animated film.

this film should be on failblog.com
the site be about it

Rapping dogs?
What?!
WHAT?!?
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*mind is blown*

Yay! This is the first time I've been on the first page!

Anyway, one of your best reviews yet, NC! As usual, your videos make my day!

PS This really was a bad movie wasn't it?

What I dont get is that you guys(The first pagers) posted this around 19: 00
tuesday the 24th of march(Swedish time I think) but it says that this vid was
uploaded 22:59 the 24th of march(swedish time again...I think).

Do you guys post so fast that it disrupts the time space continuum?

damnit doug, you would be the one to find this movie and remind me about it

if I didn't love you so much I'd have to kill you

Its so amazing that NC jus posted this video like not even 3 hours ago and
already has 1117 hits. Ive always wanted to be the 1st guy to watch somtin.
Great vid as usual btw.

....as always, Doug. illy:' title='illy:' class='postemoticon' />

Um. Uh. Guh. Buh. Muh. And other monosyllables of confusion and dismay.


The "realistic" (and I use that term loosely) animation of the human
characters does NOT mesh well at all with the cartoony animals. Not. One. Bit.

Does Italy have the kind of tax dodge that Uwe Boll uses to make his Epic Fail
Films, too?

another commercial to a card game? AWESOME

Well that movie looks worse and worse the more I see of it..

Doug pass the Jagermeister..

I think a brain tumor has just into my head thanks to the rapping dog. Good
work ripping this piece of shit a new one.

I was going to comment on how deeply I was offended by the ending to the Titanic
flick despite having no actual emotional investment in the historical event, but
I got too distracted by the pitch at the end.

That dog was incredibly frightening. I doubt I will be able to sleep at all
tonight because of it.

Dwah?! .....I'm sorry, did I just see a movie that include both the Titanic and
a rapping dog? What the hell, man? Who the heck thought this was a good idea?
Hell, even the animation style changes randomly! This move is
just.....just....RANDOM! It's like what parents tell their kids when they're
trying to shelter them from reality. "I'ts okay son, he's just sleeping on
the water. Isn't that silly? Look at all the sleeping people..." Seriously,
what's next? An animated movie about 9/11 featuring racial-sterotyped Japanese
frogs and a country-singing donkey?! I don't understand this at all! I am
seriouly confused and lost just by thinking of this movie. Just......wha?

In my humble opinion, this is the single worst animated film in existence. It
actually makes Cinderella II: Dreams Come True bearable by comparison, and that,
I fear, is the most depressing thing I have ever said in my life.

Fantastic review, Doug!

You know what would've made the movie better? Battle Toads.

Wow I'm not sure what was better, that crappy movie review or the trading card
ad.

..oh wait...

Trading card add, that art is epic!

Holy shit, the voice acting was TERRIBLE.
Surprised you didn't rip that a new one.
Of course, you might not be into the voice acting biz as much as I am.

I am...surprised I really want those cards D8. I need to work on my chores for
money more, hahah ;A;.



LOL, I KNEW waiting all throughout the credits of your videos would pay off, one
day!



Also, I couldn't help but grimace at the animation throughout this entire thing.
What is up with that? Eew.

Was it me or did Angelica look very... medicated throughout most of the movie?



Nice review, btw...

God this movie was awful and whoever made it should be shot.

P.S.-Where in the fuck did you get that giant bottle of Yagermeister?!

I hate to give this movie any credit for historical accuracy, even though on the
whole it makes Pocahontas and Anastasia look like painstaking reenactments by
comparison, but think I know what they were going for with the scene with the
men with buckets attempting to "bail" the ship out. After the collision
with the iceberg boiler rooms six and five were flooding. Because the ship had
been going so fast for so long a lot of steam had built up and there was a fear
that when the seawater rose up over the hot boilers they might explode. So the
engineers and the stokers went through this extensive process to shut the
boilers down first by lifting the safety valves and blowing off the steam and by
dousing the fires and shutting the boilers down. Looking at the scene in
question, noting that it is set in one of the boiler rooms, and that the men are
throwing the water at the boilers it would seem that this was what the creators
were trying to portray.

This entire movie is one huge FAILURE...



...no wonder I never heard of it

As a history buff with a long fascination with the Titanic disaster dating back
to before James Cameron made such fascination popular... I'm at a loss to figure
out what about this rip-off offends me the most:

1) Its CDi Zelda-esque presentation,
2) Its contrived-in-every-conceivable-way narrative, including certain Disney
films that serve no purpose to the central "plot".
3) Its anachronistic sense of music
4) That it sugarcoated the actual disaster, thereby being disrespectful to the
victims and survivors.

I'm offended by its existence. It's going to take something pretty epic to make
me forget about this travesty...

Ooooh! Look! Trading cards!

Wow...I'm only 2 minutes in and I'm scared.

I wonder if there will be a reference to the SNL bit Titey....

Great!... Now to The Magic Voyage.