Garbage Pail Kids
Wednesday, 11 March 2009 00:17
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03.15.2009 - 20:42 | empathy121 - re:jedimetroid wrote:you say every movie is the worst ever
True, but that was compared to what was previously reviewed (like Batman and Robin sucked the big one until he reviewed Double Dragon). I'm very scared of what he's going to review next.
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10.31.2009 - 12:02 | ladiesman217
dont forget batman and robin
its worse than this piece of sprem shit
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10.15.2009 - 14:43 | thispieistoocold - re:jedimetroid wrote:you say every movie is the worst ever
Thats because he reviews the worst movies. Dumbass.
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11.12.2009 - 16:34 | Sheranda - Hey!
Don't call jedimetroid that! I'm sure a lot of viewers are just figuring that out. Besides, didn't Nostalgia Critic have positive reviews of at least two movies?
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03.17.2009 - 17:18 | RuinerXXSinCity - This was a pleasant surprise.
Wow, man this was outta left field. AWESOME!

I honestly need to go apologize to my dad, I distinctly remeber dragging him to this piece of shit back when I was 5 or 6. A few months ago I figured I would watch it again, it was to say the least, painful. Does anyone else want to punch Messy Tessy every time she talks?
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03.11.2009 - 19:06 | RebelTaxi - Juice
The 80s had some awesome neon clothing
Looking at the Garbage Pail Kids Puppet actors is so fugly, it's kind of irresistible to watch. It's like watching a train wreck.
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03.10.2009 - 20:35 | ThatGermanGuy
It was a pretty good review.
And the longest NC episode ever, I think.
Kepp em' coming, NC!
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03.10.2009 - 20:39 | SuperBrad - Yo, where's the Nostalgia Critic review?
I have to say, the video in place of the NC review is not amusing at all.
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03.10.2009 - 20:45 | SuperBrad - Please disregard my last comment...
For some reason, under the title of NC's review, I was watching a video called "Epic Fail" or something like that. It might have been a glitch, but I honestly have no clue.
I refreshed the page and now I can see the NC review perfectly.
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03.10.2009 - 20:46 | EJade
Wait, this was a movie? An actual fuckin movie? WTF? Good thing I never saw this one.
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03.10.2009 - 20:49 | TheDramaticMonarch
Jebus on toast...
I truly think this was, bar none, the worst movie you've ever had to subject yourself to. Hell, I think I feel a little nauseous just thinking about this movie...and I probably wasn't even born when it came out (thank god!).
That grand finale though? Deserves a mighty round of applause.
Doug can freakin' SING, y'all.

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03.10.2009 - 20:49 | Quiznos1025 - Ugh...
(Shudders) I think I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight after seeing that. BTW, great epic ending.
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03.10.2009 - 20:50 | LUrabbi
The Garbage Pail Kids were simultaneously annoying and horrifying, but the thing that bothered me most was the mannish chick's incredibly fake laugh. Geez, she was terrible.
This might be your most epic review yet. You even included the Cheerios 2 box again. Nicely done.
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03.10.2009 - 20:50 | Karma X - If you thought Garbage Pail Kids was bad....
You know what's REALLY amazing?
Dragonball Evolution is going to be even WORSE than THIS movie.
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03.15.2009 - 20:13 | empathy121
no I don't think so at least that looks like it has a plot to it, is it going to be bad...yes, but is it going to suck harder and longer than this festering pile of shit... not unless they try really hard (or not put any effort whatsoever) to make it blow this hard.
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03.17.2009 - 18:22 | S-3 - LOLOLOLOLKarma X wrote:You know what's REALLY amazing?
Dragonball Evolution is going to be even WORSE than THIS movie.Good one, sir.
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03.17.2009 - 18:25 | S-3 - re: re:empathy121 wrote:jedimetroid wrote:you say every movie is the worst ever
True, but that was compared to what was previously reviewed (like Batman and Robin sucked the big one until he reviewed Double Dragon). I'm very scared of what he's going to review next.I have this to say to you:
We've all overexaggerated from time to time- He's right about this one , though. Anyone who watched this movie probably died afterwards.
I know people who loved Good Burger.
I know people who loved Space Jam.
The Mortal Kombat movies, The Wizard, Pokemon, Godzilla - just about any movie NC's reviwed by now has had an audience, fans or otherwise...
No doubt how much these movies suck,too...
Let's agree on one thing here-
THERE AIN'T NO AUDIENCE FOR THIS ONE. END OF STORY.
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03.10.2009 - 20:53 | Froggyman1000 - Wow..
Jesus Christ, you watch some really awful movies for us sometimes, but this one really does take the cake in my opinion. I don't know if I could watch ten minutes of that garbage, and you managed to get through it all and review it. You're either a brave, brave man, or a sick fuck. Maybe it's a combination of both. =P
Either way, very funny review, and props for the singing at the end. Oh, and that corny laugh that man-girl had drove me nuts too, when I first heard it I figured you'd tear it apart, and you didn't disappoint. Kudos.
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03.10.2009 - 20:54 | jackofblades
Nice review, as always.
Wow, seriously WTF at this movie
This is really mindfuck material.
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03.10.2009 - 20:55 | SpazzMaster
brain...emplode...shut down commenceing errorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorlolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololokaboom...
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03.10.2009 - 21:00 | Tsiamon - What a horrible movie
Yeah, probably the worst one you've done so far. The problem is, I think, that the movie didn't need to be reviewed. I was laughing at the rediculousness of the clips before you pointed out the problems that were already pretty obvious.
Also, while I think you're pretty good at creating a surrealist atmosphere in the final video, I just don't think it was that funny. Kind of creepy, yeah, but it just seemed almost like you were trying too hard to explain what a pile it actually was.
I don't think any of these issues are really your fault; I've seen your previous work and I love you as a talent. And a person. Call me.
. I just think this movie didn't lend itself to easy review at all.
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03.10.2009 - 21:02 | ShadyIMG - Agreed...
Yeah. POS movie. The ending you put in was insanely humorous.
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03.10.2009 - 21:03 | WhiteWolf - wow
This is not the review I should have watched while being sick. I feel confused. And mentally raped. And sick. So very sick..

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03.10.2009 - 21:03 | ThatGuyInTheHeadband
Wow. That certanly was a horible movie. I'm surpriced it actually is on DVD. I can't belive the movie made enough monney to be able to put on DVD. I can't belive people went to see it at all. I can't belive it even exists. Well, I'm gonna have nightmares.
Epic ending, NC.
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03.11.2009 - 06:23 | silence_dais
agreed on all accounts. Who the hell is responsible at MGM to letting movies go to DvD? How did it even hit theaters? Its not surprising that we hear nothing about these actors ever again because who wants people who acted in a movie about a disgusting pun on Cabage Patch Kids in their movie? This was a bomb right? A huge bomb where MGM had literally fired the writers, artists, camera men, directors, actors and anyone who was involved in this movie's creation just to balance the loss of both pride and money. My mind has been raped and I need to go watch maybe three good movies just to erase this one.
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03.10.2009 - 21:03 | ElectronicaFan83 - Oooooooh Myyyyyy Goooooood - IT SUCKS!!!!!
I loved the ending!!! Always cherish your reviews, Doug.
Just the look of the movie falls into "Howard The Duck" territory, doesn't it?!
Another great review, especially the ending.
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Ahh I have been waiting for this review thanks man