Ahh I have been waiting for this review thanks man

True, but that was compared to what was previously reviewed (like Batman and
Robin sucked the big one until he reviewed Double Dragon). I'm very scared of
what he's going to review next.

THIS movie is indeed the worse.

dont forget batman and robin



its worse than this piece of sprem shit

They all are...

Thats because he reviews the worst movies. Dumbass.

Garbage pail kids?!heh heh heh.
He's right.

Wow, man this was outta left field. AWESOME!


I honestly need to go apologize to my dad, I distinctly remeber dragging him to
this piece of shit back when I was 5 or 6. A few months ago I figured I would
watch it again, it was to say the least, painful. Does anyone else want to punch
Messy Tessy every time she talks?

The 80s had some awesome neon clothing

Looking at the Garbage Pail Kids Puppet actors is so fugly, it's kind of
irresistible to watch. It's like watching a train wreck.

I though I would never see this thing again.

It was a pretty good review.
And the longest NC episode ever, I think.
Kepp em' coming, NC!

I'm glad I never saw this movie...I never knew it existed.

For some reason, under the title of NC's review, I was watching a video called
"Epic Fail" or something like that. It might have been a glitch, but I
honestly have no clue.



I refreshed the page and now I can see the NC review perfectly.

Wait, this was a movie? An actual fuckin movie? WTF? Good thing I never saw
this one.

Hah, there's your #1 mindfuck right there

Jebus on toast...



I truly think this was, bar none, the worst movie you've ever had to subject
yourself to. Hell, I think I feel a little nauseous just thinking about this
movie...and I probably wasn't even born when it came out (thank god!).



That grand finale though? Deserves a mighty round of applause.



Doug can freakin' SING, y'all.

why is a 25 year old seducing a 12 year old? hock:' title='hock:' class='postemoticon' />

And where the hell were these women when I was 12.

(Shudders) I think I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight after seeing that.
BTW, great epic ending.

The Garbage Pail Kids were simultaneously annoying and horrifying, but the thing
that bothered me most was the mannish chick's incredibly fake laugh. Geez, she
was terrible.



This might be your most epic review yet. You even included the Cheerios 2 box
again. Nicely done.

You know what's REALLY amazing?

Dragonball Evolution is going to be even WORSE than THIS movie.

no I don't think so at least that looks like it has a plot to it, is it going to
be bad...yes, but is it going to suck harder and longer than this festering pile
of shit... not unless they try really hard (or not put any effort whatsoever) to
make it blow this hard.

Good one, sir.

True, but that was compared to what was previously reviewed (like Batman and
Robin sucked the big one until he reviewed Double Dragon). I'm very scared of
what he's going to review next.[/quote]



I have this to say to you:



We've all overexaggerated from time to time- He's right about this one , though.
Anyone who watched this movie probably died afterwards.



I know people who loved Good Burger.

I know people who loved Space Jam.

The Mortal Kombat movies, The Wizard, Pokemon, Godzilla - just about any movie
NC's reviwed by now has had an audience, fans or otherwise...

No doubt how much these movies suck,too...



Let's agree on one thing here-

THERE AIN'T NO AUDIENCE FOR THIS ONE. END OF STORY.

Jesus Christ, you watch some really awful movies for us sometimes, but this one
really does take the cake in my opinion. I don't know if I could watch ten
minutes of that garbage, and you managed to get through it all and review it.
You're either a brave, brave man, or a sick fuck. Maybe it's a combination of
both. =P

Either way, very funny review, and props for the singing at the end. Oh, and
that corny laugh that man-girl had drove me nuts too, when I first heard it I
figured you'd tear it apart, and you didn't disappoint. Kudos.

Nice review, as always.

Wow, seriously WTF at this movie
This is really mindfuck material.

brain...emplode...shut down commenceing
errorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerror
errorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerror
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lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololololololololololololololokaboom...

that ending was fucking awesome!

Are you going to do the cartoon series sometime too?

Yeah, probably the worst one you've done so far. The problem is, I think, that
the movie didn't need to be reviewed. I was laughing at the rediculousness of
the clips before you pointed out the problems that were already pretty obvious.

Also, while I think you're pretty good at creating a surrealist atmosphere in
the final video, I just don't think it was that funny. Kind of creepy, yeah, but
it just seemed almost like you were trying too hard to explain what a pile it
actually was.

I don't think any of these issues are really your fault; I've seen your previous
work and I love you as a talent. And a person. Call me. . I just think this
movie didn't lend itself to easy review at all.

Awesome 2001-esq Ending.

WOW! Epic review!

Yeah. POS movie. The ending you put in was insanely humorous.

This is not the review I should have watched while being sick. I feel confused.
And mentally raped. And sick. So very sick..

that...that was....

THAT

WASFUCKING



EPIC!!!

Wow. That certanly was a horible movie. I'm surpriced it actually is on DVD. I
can't belive the movie made enough monney to be able to put on DVD. I can't
belive people went to see it at all. I can't belive it even exists. Well, I'm
gonna have nightmares.



Epic ending, NC.

agreed on all accounts. Who the hell is responsible at MGM to letting movies go
to DvD? How did it even hit theaters? Its not surprising that we hear nothing
about these actors ever again because who wants people who acted in a movie
about a disgusting pun on Cabage Patch Kids in their movie? This was a bomb
right? A huge bomb where MGM had literally fired the writers, artists, camera
men, directors, actors and anyone who was involved in this movie's creation just
to balance the loss of both pride and money. My mind has been raped and I need
to go watch maybe three good movies just to erase this one.

I loved the ending!!! Always cherish your reviews, Doug.



Just the look of the movie falls into "Howard The Duck" territory,
doesn't it?!



Another great review, especially the ending.

I can see Tangerine's laugh becoming the new "OF COURSE!" one of these
days. Props to Doug for the Cheerios 2 cameo.

not that fake laugh in every NC video.....

Has somebody considered this movie being some kind of joke? Like, they decide to
make a laugh for the people just out of sarcasm and put up a movie where
everything that can be retarded is retarded.