Ahh I have been waiting for this review thanks man :lol:

True, but that was compared to what was previously reviewed (like Batman and Robin sucked the big one until he reviewed Double Dragon). I'm very scared of what he's going to review next.

THIS movie is indeed the worse.

They all are... :pinch:

Thats because he reviews the worst movies. Dumbass. :dry:

Don't call jedimetroid that! I'm sure a lot of viewers are just figuring that out. Besides, didn't Nostalgia Critic have positive reviews of at least two movies?

but this is the worst peice of shit EVER. The hole movie is a BIG LIPPED ALLIGATER MOMENT

Garbage pail kids?!heh heh heh.
He's right.

Wow, man this was outta left field. AWESOME! :lol:

I honestly need to go apologize to my dad, I distinctly remeber dragging him to this piece of shit back when I was 5 or 6. A few months ago I figured I would watch it again, it was to say the least, painful. Does anyone else want to punch Messy Tessy every time she talks?

The 80s had some awesome neon clothing

Looking at the Garbage Pail Kids Puppet actors is so fugly, it's kind of irresistible to watch. It's like watching a train wreck.

I though I would never see this thing again.

It was a pretty good review.
And the longest NC episode ever, I think.
Kepp em' coming, NC!

I'm glad I never saw this movie...I never knew it existed.

For some reason, under the title of NC's review, I was watching a video called "Epic Fail" or something like that. It might have been a glitch, but I honestly have no clue.

I refreshed the page and now I can see the NC review perfectly.

Wait, this was a movie? An actual fuckin movie? WTF? Good thing I never saw this one.

Hah, there's your #1 mindfuck right there

Jebus on toast...

I truly think this was, bar none, the worst movie you've ever had to subject yourself to. Hell, I think I feel a little nauseous just thinking about this movie...and I probably wasn't even born when it came out (thank god!).

That grand finale though? Deserves a mighty round of applause.

Doug can freakin' SING, y'all. :woohoo:

why is a 25 year old seducing a 12 year old? :shock:

And where the hell were these women when I was 12.

(Shudders) I think I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight after seeing that. BTW, great epic ending.

The Garbage Pail Kids were simultaneously annoying and horrifying, but the thing that bothered me most was the mannish chick's incredibly fake laugh. Geez, she was terrible.

This might be your most epic review yet. You even included the Cheerios 2 box again. Nicely done.

You know what's REALLY amazing?

Dragonball Evolution is going to be even WORSE than THIS movie.

no I don't think so at least that looks like it has a plot to it, is it going to be bad...yes, but is it going to suck harder and longer than this festering pile of shit... not unless they try really hard (or not put any effort whatsoever) to make it blow this hard.

Good one, sir.

I have this to say to you:

We've all overexaggerated from time to time- He's right about this one , though. Anyone who watched this movie probably died afterwards.

I know people who loved Good Burger.
I know people who loved Space Jam.
The Mortal Kombat movies, The Wizard, Pokemon, Godzilla - just about any movie NC's reviwed by now has had an audience, fans or otherwise...
No doubt how much these movies suck,too...

:) Let's agree on one thing here-
THERE AIN'T NO AUDIENCE FOR THIS ONE. END OF STORY. :)

I really enjoyed this movie. I know, there must be something wrong with me.

Jesus Christ, you watch some really awful movies for us sometimes, but this one really does take the cake in my opinion. I don't know if I could watch ten minutes of that garbage, and you managed to get through it all and review it. You're either a brave, brave man, or a sick fuck. Maybe it's a combination of both. =P

Either way, very funny review, and props for the singing at the end. Oh, and that corny laugh that man-girl had drove me nuts too, when I first heard it I figured you'd tear it apart, and you didn't disappoint. Kudos.

Nice review, as always.

Wow, seriously WTF at this movie :X
This is really mindfuck material.

brain...emplode...shut down commenceing errorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorerrorlolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololokaboom...

that ending was fucking awesome!

Are you going to do the cartoon series sometime too?

Yeah, probably the worst one you've done so far. The problem is, I think, that the movie didn't need to be reviewed. I was laughing at the rediculousness of the clips before you pointed out the problems that were already pretty obvious.

Also, while I think you're pretty good at creating a surrealist atmosphere in the final video, I just don't think it was that funny. Kind of creepy, yeah, but it just seemed almost like you were trying too hard to explain what a pile it actually was.

I don't think any of these issues are really your fault; I've seen your previous work and I love you as a talent. And a person. Call me. ;). I just think this movie didn't lend itself to easy review at all.

Awesome 2001-esq Ending.

WOW! Epic review! :woohoo:

Yeah. POS movie. The ending you put in was insanely humorous.

This is not the review I should have watched while being sick. I feel confused. And mentally raped. And sick. So very sick.. :X

that...that was....
THAT
WASFUCKING

EPIC!!! :woohoo:

Wow. That certanly was a horible movie. I'm surpriced it actually is on DVD. I can't belive the movie made enough monney to be able to put on DVD. I can't belive people went to see it at all. I can't belive it even exists. Well, I'm gonna have nightmares.

Epic ending, NC.

agreed on all accounts. Who the hell is responsible at MGM to letting movies go to DvD? How did it even hit theaters? Its not surprising that we hear nothing about these actors ever again because who wants people who acted in a movie about a disgusting pun on Cabage Patch Kids in their movie? This was a bomb right? A huge bomb where MGM had literally fired the writers, artists, camera men, directors, actors and anyone who was involved in this movie's creation just to balance the loss of both pride and money. My mind has been raped and I need to go watch maybe three good movies just to erase this one.

I loved the ending!!! Always cherish your reviews, Doug.

Just the look of the movie falls into "Howard The Duck" territory, doesn't it?!

Another great review, especially the ending.

Hell no! Howard the Duck was epic compared to this epitome of failure!

I can see Tangerine's laugh becoming the new "OF COURSE!" one of these days. Props to Doug for the Cheerios 2 cameo.

not that fake laugh in every NC video.....

Has somebody considered this movie being some kind of joke? Like, they decide to make a laugh for the people just out of sarcasm and put up a movie where everything that can be retarded is retarded.