Babes In Toyland

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  • mlsterben
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    Writing the name of a place on the outside of the barn DOES make it magical, in the "where on the doll did he touch you" kind of way. :P

    I'd watch more Christmas specials if the climaxes (climaces?) involved gun battles and explosives. Like Die Hard! :D
  • Zuxxez
    Christmas specials do need a little bit of gun battles and a dash of explosions. It would get me in the Christmas mood for sure.
  • Zax
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    ..which is why Die Hard is one of the better Christmas movies ever.
  • S636
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    amen
  • Drain
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    I want one of those little cart cars.

    It was really funny when you put in that Mario Kart tune from the 1992 SNES game. SNES and GEN had some great tunes. It was the music age of gaming. Search "Super Mario Kart Music - Mario Circuit" on Youtube. This game just so happens to be one of the 73 games in my OST collection. Command and Conquer's, Starfox's, Super Mario's, Castlevania's, Battletoad's, Rocket Knight Adventures, Zelda's, Warcraft's, I got every good one I know of. Search "Inspector Gadget Ancient English Castle". :)

    Also, a tied up and helpless Lupa; I want that for Christmas.
  • illpropaganda  - Commentary
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    Would really enjoy a commentary from Rob and yourself on this episode!
  • Hatsodoom
    Thanks for not saying first, the internet thanks you.
  • S636
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    i love it to its a whole lot better than the animated one because it dives into what dr seuss' image of whovile and the grinch. also jim carrey's preformance as the grinch is perfect
  • TheTannedOtaku  - What the heck is that?
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    Is this some kind of Christmas-themed Wizard of Oz cash-in? It certainly looks like it was made in the 40s

    I believe we can merge nations with a cookie based economy! Imagine the possibilities!

    And as for the Cincinnati song, I'll take "I love L.A."
  • ladydiskette
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    I didn't even know they made a remake to this movie. The "Babes in Toyland" I remember seeing as a kid was the one with Laurel and Hardy in it.


    After seeing this movie I think I will stick to the Laurel and Hardy version. .___.
  • Furrama
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    I've seen at least three versions of Babes myself, and there could very well be more. This is the most annoying version I remember....

    Unfortunately it was my sister's favorite movie and I had to watch it every other day... ugggggg.
  • Animikean
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    Yes, 1903 rip off of Wizard of Oz :) http:// thatguywiththeglasses.com /blogs/latest/entry/ babes-in-the-cardboard- woods
  • DogPersonThing  - I just feel like talking
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    pants
  • chrismccart
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    I'm surprised nobody commented on the weather girl... named Gale...! lol.
  • Valis77
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    i know right?
  • minnie3434
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    I never seen it. Maybe I should just to see what he meant. Also............CHRISTMAS
  • metalfan1998
    thats what canucks fans should be called, either canuckleheads or mothercanuckers.
  • Geryon
    It is not pronounced can-ook but rather can-uck. This allowes for it to be extended to canucklehead.
  • Roadking719
    CHRISTMAS!!!!! and santa christ is cool too
  • Loneheart
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    Ahaha! Thank was a fantastic review. That start reminded me a lot of Linkara’s Christmas review a year or two ago. Remember, she’s a girl so a blender must be like a sports car for a guy. (In truth, I would love to get a standing mixer for Hanukkah this year) Yes little girl, cause a panic in a crowded store on the last shopping day before Christmas, see how many fatality’s you can cause. Oh god, that humpty dumpty is horrifying. I don’t think shoving it into a box counts as “out witting”. Oh wow, that last shot of the sled flying over the moon was god awful.
  • pinky75910
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    Was that really the moon? I thought it was Mars?
  • Roadking719
    actually, i remember seeing part of this movie in school :shudder:
  • Lord Revan
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    You are the best around... on one going to bring you down.
  • Flidais227
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    Please Please PLEASE review Santa Clause is Coming to Town! It is a timeless classic but it will be so easy for you you to rip to shreds.
  • SpeedyEric
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    0:08- I was wondering if you were gonna top that gag. I also love Christmas, the movies, the specials, the whole 9 yards.

    I remember seeing only the end of this movie when it was on Fox Family before they changed it to ABC Family, and I never knew it starred Keanu Reeves and Drew Barrymore until this very moment.

    2:44- Wait until you get the next gift. It’s a box filled with Styrofoam peanuts.

    5:42- I’m glad my home town doesn’t have a song like that.

    This movie looks like it has the kind of budget that The Irate Gamer wishes he has.

    10:53- He probably did, because I didn’t notice him up there until you brought it up.

    The cars in Toyland sound like they run on the same kind of engine as the Wonkamobile.

    16:54- That’s the stupidest excuse I ever heard in my life.

    18:14- MOST BORING. CHASE SCENE. EVER!

    21:38- No wonder I remember the climax. It kicks @$$.

    23:41- And thus we have Wizard of Oz Knockoff #224. But either way, I had fun watching this review and seeing why this film is remembered do well.

    I actually like The Grinch. …Buy your torches and pitchforks at KillKillKill.com.
  • SpeedyEric
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    I should explain WHY I like The Grinch movie. The design is cleaver, the makeup (done by the legendary Rick Baker) is top notch, and Jim Carrey was great as the title character.
  • Semudara
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    I liked it too (it's not the original, but then...watch the original), but it's an insult to say the design was done with a cleaver. :P
  • S636
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    ill drink to that(swig). hey also didnt the grinch movie get a nomination or a win for best make up at the oscars
  • BooRat
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    :08-Me too I love the Christmas TV specials and classics of old!

    I never heard of it till about 2-3 hours ago when I looked it up on wiki and youtube before the review was posted here!

    2:44-Hey Styrofoam peanuts are awesome!

    5:42-Me too!

    Burn?

    10:53-Too much cholesterol?!

    They look like the little go-cart the Shriner(s) ride in during parades!

    16:54-MAGIC! ...or Pop-Tarts!

    18:14-Add Benny Hill music and it'd be funny at least!

    21:38-Add in some blood effects and screaming sounds it's be BAD @$$!

    23:41-Well, thanks o a quick wiki search I mentioned earlier I think the book this was based one was either written by the same guy as Wizard of Oz or it was intended as a ripoff of his works? I can't recall which?!

    Which Grinch!? The old Classic Holiday cartoon or the Jim Carey movie? I love the cartoon the Live Action movie is crap but ok... I don't care if he tares into it!
    But, where can I get a noose!? Now a NooseNThings.com XD
  • pinky75910
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    Is it really a chase scene if they're all just traveling in a circle? Traditionally a chase moves linearlly, I'd hope it eventually gets to somewhere else.
  • S636
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    doug's first movie joke? nice one
  • S636
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    also for the grinch review he should do the "you fucking people" joke.
  • ILOVELEENIE
    ha you can see up drew's skirt at the end of the movie
  • JimQuin  - Dude.
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    She was like 11 years old? Granted, by that time her cocaine intake matched that of someone who did a lot of coke and could make much better analogies up on the spot.
  • Awsomity  - GRINCH!!!!!!!
    hes going o review it finally its going be funny cant wait
  • darkness shade sonata
    I watched this expecting him to be reviewing a porno... I guess my dirty mind has gotten the better of me
  • Supermutant2099
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    I forgotten about this movie and having seen this years ago. It was till like last year that I saw it again. Yeah still chessy as critic said but not as good I remember. I mentioned elsewhere about the grinch next week. That could be interesting to see. I am not hater of the movie. It's one of my favorite.
  • Nostalgiafan129
    CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all. ;)
  • MechaDon1980
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    OMG!! long had I waited for you to take a hit on this movie. Can't wait for the Grinch.
  • sombrafox
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    This movie has haunted my childhood with it weirdness and camp. Now that it is being ripped apart in a review I am so happy I could cry.
  • QuestionTheMajority
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    Likewise. My cousins had this film and we watched it many times to rag on it. It's truly horrible. We were convinced we were the only people who knew it existed as nobody else seemed to acknowledge it (for good reason). In particular, we were always flabbergasted by the movie's determination in proving to us that Cincinatti is the most pure and magical place that ever existed.
  • QuestionTheMajority
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    I also forgot to mention this earlier, but might that happen to be a cameo from Solid Snake's cardboard box in this video?
  • Clinton
    Oh boy, my sister used to rent this from the library. Was weird as fuck.
  • duel
    All of a sudden I have the strange desire to go to Cincinnati. Huh.
  • Cheshire Kitten
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    What the heck was that?!
    Great video, Critic.
    You're doing the Grinch next week? As in the live action Grinch? 8O
  • CartoonFireworks  - @Cheshire Kitten
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    The live action Grinch?

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    Sadly I actually own that movie. And the live action Cat in the Hat, too. At some point I plan on burning them.
  • SpeedyEric
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    The Grinch is actually a masterpiece compared to Cat in the Hat.
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet  - @CartoonFireworks
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    I actually quite like the live-action Grinch. I guess you could call it my guilty pleasure.
  • SpeedyEric
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    Perfect discription, my friend. ;)
  • CartoonFireworks
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    I'll agree that the Grinch seems like Gone With the Wind compared to The Cat in the Hat. I really think it should have stuck with its alternate title "Facepalm: The Movie", though.
  • S636
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    cat in the hat is not good but ok
  • S636
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    apox on you!! i like that movie(burn cat in the hat though)
  • FullofQuestions
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    This doesn't look like a so-bad-it's funny movie to me, but hey, to each his own. This review still made me crack up, especially the ghost of Christmas Phelous.
    And is it weird that I'm a Jewish person who really loves Christmastime?
  • Semudara
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    Not at all! In fact, if you didn't, you'd be visited by a very attention-hungry ghost...
  • Hallie Slidepath
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    This review was awesome. I'll definitely re-watch it many times.
    I remember watching this movie a long time ago. I think I mostly just laughed at Keanu, really...
  • Trust None  - "Start off with a bang"
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    ....
    Well at least it was just a video edit, and he didn't take it literally.
  • derekthebard
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    Fun review. The Ghost of Christmas Future gag as well done and funny. Look forward to the Grinch review.

    Pat Morita looks surprisingly convincing as Santa Claus, I gotta say.
  • plaidman
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    First of all I'm Pat effin Morita... Ya nutsack!
  • bobynoxr
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    Hey! Robot Chicken!
  • Robert the Kid
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    I remember seeing this movie by accident on the Disney channel...

    Oh wait this isn't the Disney one.
  • Fantomn33t
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    well, this is awkward, Distressed Watcher did a review on this movie last year.
  • edzoologist
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    Yes, but nobody cares what Distressed Watcher does.
  • mumbls  - That's why it seems familiar
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    Also, he's no longer on the site.
  • Extreme-Madness  - Haters gona hate
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    edzoologist. And I do not care what you're doing.
  • Extreme-Madness  - Haters gona hate
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    I think the rule is not mentioned Distressed Watcher, because here (for some reason) people love to hate him. Why, I do not yet understand, but since he is no longer on this site, it seems that the haters get redress. He's already a much more successful on youtube, so I guess all parties are satisfied.
  • GUK77
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    I remember watching a different Babes in Toyland as a kid where there was some mad scientist with a shrink ray, and this guy that leads all these sentient toys against him in a stop motion and wind up toy battle. That was freakier than this movie.
  • Haristo
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    ''WAW ! IT'S A BOX '' - Snake Solid

    from ''It's a wonderful Metal Gear Christmas''.
  • pokemonmaster1000  - Big Irony
    I feel it is Ironic that more people take the time to write a comment than take a second to rate this video.

    I gave it a 5 stars rating by the way. *****

    and since I'm rambling already don't forget to call your senator about SOPA/PIPA

    SOPA- Super Over Powerful A**holes
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