5 words can describe this video. Fabulous, Interesting, Radical, Super, Terrific.
If you figure this out at I least tried.

I figured it out. "FIRST." Thanks, Riddler. ;)

you are very welcome Sir Speedy

The Critic is right, teenage's girls are total bitches.
I mean they can tear down a person's Self-Esteem in one second and not care the next.

Also I love how The Critic is saying that a cartoon isn't realistic, A FREAKING CARTOON!

On a side note did anyone else find Patty Mayonnaise to be extremely annoying?
I remember when I watched this show as a little kid I always thought that Doug could get with some else other then this stupid girl with her screech of a voice.

Most creative "First" comment ever
*bows*

OH MY GOD NASH HAS A PLUSH SPACE CORE WHY DO I NOT OWN THIS

Ugh, I am with Doug. I always thought I was the only one who hated "Doug" to me the stories seemed bland and the character unrelatable to me.

And of course I thought the movie was just as stupid.


Well, I will say this, I think the Disney "New Adventures of Doug" actually was pretty good. It wasn't great, but I could tolerate watching it more than I did the original series.

To me the Disney New Adventures of Doug had better characterization, better stories, and better animation. But not enough that it changed my mind about the whole series in itself, it was still my least favorite show to watch on Nick back in the day.

BTW 5:22-What is Nash wearing? o.O

And why would the nerds go with Roger as his henchmen? In the series he always bullied them and they had nothing to do with him. Unless he bribed them with a share of the profit or threatened them it wouldn't make any sense for them to join him willingly.

I got to admit,best use of a First Comment ever.

Though somehow I feel like I remember a "Doug" Movie quiet differently then this it could of been a TV Movie or special event but I can't fully recall. I remember their was a scenario were some real bad shit was going down and "Doug" was having a dream talking to all of his Alter Ego's Quailman(a comic book hero he made in Season 1) and various others of his alter egos to try and figure out a solution but couldn't.

Whats weird is I vaguely remember seeing this film but can't remember for the life of me if I hate it or like it and as hilarious as Doug's review of this I still can't remember.

Thanks

I like how at the end of the movie the monster takes a book(which it probably can't even read) then jumps into the lake. Do I got to explain what happens to paper and books underwater? But hell, there's so much other fail logic in this movie, it's not a wonder why this would be missed, lol.

But this review reminds me of this show, and also others that Nick had during that time. What was the one called that had the main character everyone called football head? They were all so bland and so boring you were better off with Cartoon Network, or even better, Comedy Central. South Park was the best 90s Cartoon, end of story.

I believe you mean "Hey Arnold". Though in my country they called him watermelon head.

You mean Hey Arnold? What the hell was wrong with that show? Compared to Doug, it actually had some really well-written humor and scenarios, not to mention some of the best music I've ever heard come from a 90's Nickelodeon cartoon...which is more than can ever be said about THIS abortion of a cartoon.

well the first thing I thought when I watched this is... Xzibit.

Hey Dawg. I've heard you liek Doug so I've putted Doug's Movie in Doug's Review so you can Watch Doug while Watching Doug.

"Fabulous, Interesting, Radical, Super, Terrific."

I C wat U did thur! :P

Darn and here I thought I hid it so well

-__-

I’ve been waiting for this review for about a year since you mentioned you would during a Q & A at a convention you attended last year.

I haven’t heard about “Doug” until I started watching the Disney version on syndication when I started middle school. I also memorized the theme music to that version, and this movie, I can whistle it in my sleep.

I think I remember on the show, Doug would fantasize of being his self-made superhero, Quail-Man, in about every of the Disney episodes. Also, Skeeter would always find proof of whether or not there’s a monster in Luck Duck Lake.

It’s FUNKY TOWN!!!
18:20- SEE!?

9:31- “From Hell’s heart, I stab at thy movie!”

Why should virtual reality devices in TV and movies look like if the PowerGlove joined forces with the Virtual Boy?

I love your Tommy Wiesau joke.

I already gave up on this film when Roger introduced his rip-off of ED-209 from RoboCop.

15:32- Tell me about it.

I can tell why this film didn’t get a good theatrical released, and I also can see why critics said this should have been a direct-to-video film.

Have a great time at the Cons, Doug. …Why do I feel I should stop calling you that?

I've been waiting for it since he admitted it's haunted him since his childhood! And because of that I say he should paint one of his friend greenish/blue and call them Skeeter on here just as a joke for an episode! :D EVIL LAUGH!!!

NERD!!!

Yeah, it's a show about a kid and his own personal Marry Sue OC character!

Yes a place called Funky Town in a town where everyone has an accent that doesn't allow them to pronounce "N" sounds!

Well, I always profered the Lawnmower Man's aprotch to VR myself!

"Halt present hallpass! 2nd directive: Halt, present hallpass!"

The fact the animation isn't even little bit better than what was on TV!? OR the fact the story was sooo simplistic it could've just as easily been a single episode of the show!? You gotta be more informitive with me! I don't read minds here!

I wish I could go to those Cons because I'd try to slip the DJ, or whatever they're called plays crap over the intercoms, $50 to play the Doug theme when you come on stage!

"I can tell why this film didn’t get a good theatrical released, and I also can see why critics said this should have been a direct-to-video film."

Yeah, that's because it WAS going to be a direct-to-video movie...And then Disney saw the Rugrats movie gross $100 million.

The visions of swimming in a Scrooge-style money pit came instantly, of course. Shame they didn't just use they money spent getting this turd to the big screen & throw it into an actual pit, would've been a wiser investment.

1.I used to watch this on nick
2.(off topic)animaniacs went to nick
3."you fucking people"ROTFL
4.I had a doug toy

if any of you gonna hit on my comment i gonna say in a sum up...."I FUCKING HATE DOUG!"(the show not doug walker)

also forgot to mention nice jewario/david bowie form labryinth form suburban knights joke

Fabulous, Interesting, Radical, Super, Terrific.

F......I.....R......S.... ..T


Puzzle. Solved.


Also, Be strong Critic. This is going to be a test of your true strength. An Aweful movie spawned from a lackluster series.

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

Hehehe yeah not really sneaky

GAH! Doug!

I've been waiting SO long for this one!!!
Great review... now I have to look for some new meaning to my life...

No way. Poor Doug.

... erm as in Nostalgia Critic Doug, not the Doug from this movie.

Maybe this movie would've been better if the fem robot snapped at the end and killed everyone.
Good video, NC!

as always doug , fantastic job.

you have mentioned before your pain for this series , and you deserve a medal of honor.

as we sit and watch you defend the memories of our childhood , we will never forget the one key factor. you remember it , so we dont have to.

may nostalgia live on forever.

god bless,
Jason

I must say, that I watched this as a young child and I never understood it. Maybe i'm an idiot, but I still don't. It may be obvious, but I can't get over why they're different colors, but...yeah it's dumb!

By the way, as if anyone cares, this is my first post to a video. I wasn't going to say anything about it but...eh...why not?

more like doug's worst movie

I must say, I never thought you would do this movie . . never, but I am very glad to see you did :D

I gotta say, watching this review made my day a little better. Thanks NC!

As for this movie, seriously? I remember watching Doug (the show)on both Nick and ABC and liking it. I never got a chance to watch the movie, and I'm glad I didn't.

Here's a small nitpick. I thought they were in "middle" school, not high school. And Doug and them are only 12 or 13...which makes alot of this even less plausible. Not like there was much plausibility in a movie that has the color tone of a box of Fruit Loops, with about as much actual substance, to begin with.

@ Jackass Mask: You're right. They were in Middle School. There was even a clip in the review that showed the sign in front of the school that said "Bluffington Middle School."

yeah, that's correct. they are in middle school, so that rant that NC said about the teenage girls, he was actually referring to middle school pre-teen girls, which in my opinion is even MORE true than high school.

From beginning to end this was hilarious! One of NC's classics. I love the picture for dumbass and the shrink ray. Like you, I also felt bad for the robot.

i still don't understand the hatred that Doug gets... at least on Nickelodeon the disney stuff sucked but Doug on Nick was pretty good

Likewise. I found it a fun little satire on childhood that wasn't afraid to be silly. Disney's version was... well... Everything this movie was. Over the top, nonsensical, and disturbingly mean spirited at times.

nah, it sucked no matter what channel it was on

i agree, doug was a good show and i loved it as a kid. weird how i just watchin this yesterday.

wow..never though he'd ever do this movie.

I don't care what anyone else might say later, and this doesn't mean its my personal "favorite" episode, but...I think its safe to call it one of the funniest ones! I don't think I've ever laughed so freakin' hard and consistantly during an NC episode ever!

And it surprisingly wasn't just the parts about the same name joke and being traumatized. The jokes about the movie itself absolutely KILLED... ME! I swear I'm not just saying that. Every time I finally calmed down and stopped laughing, the next joke did the same thing! Maybe 'cause I was already pretty excited, maybe 'cause I just love whenever you make fun of things I already know well (I did grow up on Nickelodeon, afterall), maybe 'cause I also hate this show, but whatever it was, this had me laughing so hard I almost threw up! I think the only other times that's happened is when I first saw Spoony's Twilight and Transformers vlogs! ROFL

Bravo, sir! Bravo! You certainly gave everything I was expecting here and more!

I actually feel kinda bad, because my mom was trying lie down and relax on my bed, and I told her I'd stay quiet while I just watched something. I usually laugh during a new NC, of course, but not uncontrollably. I must've been quite annoying! LOL!

THANK YOU! Thank you so much for one of the greatest reviews ever, and one of the funnest nights I've had in a long time just watching this! You. are. my. icon (of all delightful human suffering)!

About to watch it, so exited! You rule!

Doug broute out a good point this is dinsey and they dimake a butt loud of seaquels dam thsi thign msot have relaly bombed, also what toxic dmum did they lvi eby to mutue there skin like that lol

I understand your pain Doug, try going throw life with a name like Barbi. GAH! I HATE THAT *^@#@ STUPID !&#^! DOLL!!!! No, I dont like pink or dressing up or ANYTHING that has to do with that blond bimbo!! ... But, I digress, lest your parents didnt know that one day this show would be... my paents are just crule.

Doug was supposed to be like Seinfeld or Lucky Star of American cartoons.

Too bad it didn't have the absurdities of Lucky Star and Seinfeld for it to be good.

Thank God i skipped Doug and watched Arthur instead back when i was a kid.

Doug, i feel your pain. You should have done what i did and just skip Doug for Arthur.

PS: Anyone noticed all the hick-accented characters in this movie are either dumb(Patty) or evil(Bill Bluff), whereas the perceivedly-smart ones have Northern accents?

Patty is actually a very intelligent character, or was when the show was on Nickelodeon. It was one of the reasons Doug had a crush on her. The Disney versions of the characters were quite literally themselves in name only.

I was going to say, I remember Patti being the only person worth watching on that show because she was actually smart, and I liked her hair. But then, I watched the Nick version. I didn't even know Disney ever owned it. I thought Doug (NC Doug) was mistaken at first XD

because southeners are evil?

by the way patti was not stupid disney ruined teh characters in design and everything....

Do Rugrats!

I've been looking forward to this all week!
Awesome review!

I never cared for Doug when I was younger, but recently I've grown an appreciation for it. It still isn't a great show to me, but I like it.

I actually know Jim Jinkins (the guy who made Doug)and I'm good friends with his son and daughter. I once asked Jim where he came up with the name Doug, and he said he just wanted an average sounding name. His son and daughter are fans of your's and you may get a comment from his daughter (User name: Doodlemeister)

... You know... Jim Jinkins? Oh, please, please, PLEASE get him to contact me! He's one of my heroes! My deviantART name is questionthemajority.

Great job Doug,

You faced your demons, you made me laugh and you made a better Harry Potter reference. One of your best reviews

Poor robot:(

lol ohmigosh I nearly die from laughter after watching you're reviews, Doug. Great review as always. I look forward to next weeks :)

lol Great review ....DOUGXD

Awesome job Doug!

"You are a waste of thought." - Priceless!!

Disney's Doug is an abombination from hell. I used to like Nick's Doug because it took really captured the unrealistic fears about slightly awkward situations that kids really have. When you're a kid, any embarrassment is the end of the fucking world.

I'm sorry some assholes have soured your enjoyment of it, Doug. But that fucking movie has NOTHING in common with the Nick show. Monsters exist? Robots? Shrink rays? Bad Billy West impersonators? Disney's Doug is ass. The first episode was about sex education and I never watched it again. What a way to ruin a kids cartoon.

Oh, and Patty? Totally a lesbian. Her showing interest in Doug goes against the Nick continuity.

what are you talking about? Patti showed interest in Doug loads of times.....in the Nick show. she's not a lesbian. why do you say she's a lesbian? what, because she likes sports and has short hair? yeah, because if a girl isn't a goddamn Disney princess, southern belle, or helpless damsel, then she's a lesbian. no such think as a frick'n tomboy anymore, girls are either girly girls or lesbians.

And of course it's impossible for lesbians to be girly! Just look at Portia De Rossi, what a bulldyke.

yeah, of course. absolutely no such thing as a girly lesbian. all homosexual females are 200 pound biker chicks with 1/2 inch long cropped hair and no less than 15 tattoos. because you know, believing that isn't biased profiling at all.

I can't help but notice that you take an awful lot of offense to relatively harmless jokes. First you fought tooth-and-nail to dispel stereotypes about goths, and now lesbians. Tell me, are you yourself a goth? Or gay/lesbian/bi/whatever, for that matter?

Not that it's really any business of mine, of course, but to be perfectly honest with you, it baffles me as to how a grand majority of the people who get offended over gay jokes tend to be straight, whereas gays themselves tend to find such jokes funny.

If you ARE one of these easily offended straight people, I suggest you find a local member of the LGBT community and ask them if your offense is justified. Because more likely than not, they'll tell you to lighten up. And I would agree wholeheartedly.

I am neither goth nor gay, and I happen to best friends with an extremely feminine gay man. I do know stereotypes do exist for a reason, and I am not offended at all, I just hate it when people apply stereotypes in such a certain sounding way, treating them like fact. I admit I am quite a bit over sensitive about the goth thing, that got way out of hand and I apologize for over-reacting about that. (I still don't think goths are attention seekers though.)

however, like I said, I am very good friends with a gay person, and if he had made this joke I wouldn't have gotten so bent out of shape, because I KNOW him and I know he wouldn't be being serious. I wouldn't have thought it was funny, but I wouldn't have gotten mad or anything, I probably would have just rolled my eyes or something. but I have no way of knowing how serious or how jokingly this person here was in saying that joke, so for all I know they could have been dead serious and think appearances were enough to guess someone's sexual orientation. which aggravated me. before I got to know my friend, I didn't suspect him of being gay at all, I thought he was just a very flamboyant guy, and then I found out he was gay and realized that stereotypes do occasionally hold some basis in reality.

but still, that doesn't mean it's okay to go around accusing people of being a certain sexual orientation just because of the way they look or act. even though I know they can sometimes be true, I still despise applying stereotypes, and even if they're just a joke I find it in bad taste and not funny. and If gay people find these jokes funny, then it would probably be because they apply to that stereotype themselves a little.

basically, I don't think such things should be joked about OVER THE INTERNET where it's almost impossible to tell if someone is being sarcastic, joking, or being completely serious.

But who gets to determine what kind of humor is in "good taste" and what is in "bad taste"? After all, everything is relative - one person's pet peeve is another person's delight. In my eyes, no one is justified in telling others what they should or should not find funny...or how they should or should not live their lives, for that matter. It's like I always tell my atheist friends: "Don't want me shoving the fictions of the Bible down your throats? Then show me the same courtesy by not shoving your pseudoscientific 'absence of proof=proof of absence' jargon down MY throat."

...To be perfectly honest, you probably wouldn't get along with me at all if we were to meet, because personally, I have a very dark, raunchy sense of humor at times. I find humor in rape, incest, child/elder abuse, homo/sui/genocide, war, psychological disorders, raging stereotypes, and other general misfortunes suffered by others...the list goes on.

Is it because I'm just a mean-spirited person? ...Well, I AM a mean-spirited person, but that's completely beside the point. The point is, that's just MY sense of humor, and you are more than welcome not to share in it if you so choose.

After all, humor can be seen a brief escape from life's cruelties. Some people choose to do this by finding humor in "sunshine and farts", but I choose to do it with piss n' vinegar; it's the difference between smiling and looking the other way, and fixing your gaze directly at it while making the most ungodly hideous face imaginable...

Wow, rant-sized post already? Shit. Well, sorry about that. Didn't mean to get all philosophical on you like that, but the gist of what I'm saying is, just let people find funny what they want to find funny, and try not to take it so seriously. Like you said, this IS the internet. Nothing anybody says on the internet should be taken seriously, because when you get right down to it, the words that offend you are nothing more than a bunch of binary "1's and 0's" that only exist in cyberspace, sent by an anonymous, faceless person who you will most likely never meet in your entire life. It's just not getting worked up about, you know?

Same goes for Rainbow Dash & Peppermint Patty.