Great review! Wow, I've never had the first comment.

The NostalgiaWeen opening always makes me think the video is taking time to load.

Always down for the Nostalgia-Ween arc!

"Stanley Kubrick's Nursary Center"

Dude, I wanna work there, that sounds like a awesome place :D


OMG, no offense, but the scary chants and sounds in this movie was absolutely annoying!


Also the movie "Phenomena" did a better job of young girls with psychic powers and insects than this movie.

Oh lord. This is going to be interesting. I'll comment more detailed, later down the list. XD

That ending. Priceless. Is he really doing the Doug movie next? If so, it's probably going to be gold. XDDD

oh indubitably XD

Oh crap. HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW. HE'S ABOUT TO BLOW. RUN AWAY!!! DUCK AND COVER, DUCK AND COVER!! THE APPOCOLYPSE IS UPON US. NO ONE WILL BE SPARED. THE WRATH OF THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC WILL BRING OBVLIVION UPON US!!! (SCREAMS)

Awesome the Exorcist 2, this should be epic

Dear lord. I never suspected that Blair witch had a sequel, but this...is just wrong. Whats next? Citizen Kane: Revolution? Gone With The Wind 2:Back in Action? Get the inquisition in here and get a confession from the writers of this crap, because clearly, evil is at work here.

There's is a sequel to Gone with the Wind called Scarlett. Avoid it unless you really, really, love chick flicks. Honestly suprised the Nostalgia Chick hasn't done that one yet.

There was another one. An interquel called The Wind Done Gone. I've heard ambivalent things at best about it.
The Wide Sargasso Sea, also about a mulatto woman in less-than-friendly circumstances, was better-reviewed, as I remember.

There were three more sequels, Bullbull.
Technically 2, but one was redone because it sucked the first time. (And subsequently the second)

great review !!

Man this movie was bad.
This was nothing compared to the original Exorcist. Just used the title to get cash and ticket sales.

Hope I enjoy this review!

I was kind of hoping for your last halloween based review to be Jason X. "Shrugs" Oh well. Maybe next year.

As for this review itself I honestly felt the review to be a little weak. Espiecally compaired to your last review(which was excellant). However it's mainly do to the movie itself then the review. The film doesn't allow fo alot of jokes to be made. Even with that being said there were moments where your review simply avoided jokes. A direct contrast to your review of Blair Witch 2. Don't let that bother you though. Maybe next time.

Go to ThatSciFiGuy for that.

I agree with you about his choice of film to review, but I think he decided not to do "Jason X" because That SciFiGuy just reviewed it. No, I was almost hoping for "Bride of Chucky" because at least THAT one's laughably bad compared to Exorcist 2 (IMO). But it is what it is, and maybe next year he'll review one of those. Unless he happens to like either of those films, in which case, whatever.

Nostalgia Critic has often reviewed movied that Doug Walker himself enjoys. As long as there's plenty of stuff to make fun of, he's pretty much good. :D

Oh god, now this is just a bizarre film. I mean, it's terrible, but even more than that it is WEIRD.

Your reviews are tied with Linkara's and Spoony's (when he gets around to doing one) as the highlight of every week. You guys are so funny and clever.

This film was so different and lacking in potential; to me, I relate how bad it is to how bad Halloween 3 Is - SMELLS LIKE DINOSAUR BALLS! xD

yay, an NC video on my birthday

also though, Critic, Pazuzu actually is a mythical demon. I thought it was just another demon lord they made up in Devil Survivor, but as it turns out, it's been around for years.
The Devil Survivor version of Pazuzu is a high-class demon that lends it's power to those who seek vengeance, but I don't know much about how accurate that is to the original Pazuzu

Well done on this day of your birth; as a complete stranger let me confess that I never say "congratulations," or "happy birthday" or even "fondest wishes" because I find them over used. So I will say - from one complete stranger to another - I hope you make the next year of survival filled with memories to look back out and laughs that fill your heart!

Just in case you were wondering, I actually have a definition. From "The Element Encyclopedia of Magical Creatures", word for word:

"PAZUZU -- In Assyrian and Babylonian mythology, Pazuzu was the underworld spirit who had a predominantly humanoid shape, but a canine face with bulging eyes, a scaly body, a snake-headed penis, and the talons and wings of a bird. He protected people against pestilential winds and against the depredations of the demon Lamastu. Pregnant women wore emblems of Pazuzu to enable them to carry their child to term. Pazuzu made a more recent appearance in the film The Exorcist."

The only thing that's really scary is the snake-headed penis...

Oh and happy birthday ^-^

Pazuzu was an Assyro-Babylonian god (or "demon" by Christian definition), bearer of storms and droughts, the demon of the southwest wind known for bringing famine during dry seasons, and locusts during rainy seasons. Although Pazuzu is, himself, an evil spirit, he drives away other evil spirits, thus protecting humans against plagues and misfortunes. Oh, and he had wings.
http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Pazuzu

Pazuzu was worshipped in Babylon (which was a citystate in Sumer) and in Assyria, (which was a Semitic Akkadian kingdom), both of which were part of Mesopotamia, the so-called "cradle of civilization", in what is today the area of the Tigris–Euphrates river system, corresponding to modern-day Iraq, northeastern Syria, southeastern Turkey and southwestern Iran.
http://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Mesopotamia

Given that Sumerians and Assyrians lived in what is today (northern) Iraq, which is IN THE MIDDLE EAST (formerly called "Asia minor" by the Romans), what drugs did the writers of this crappy movie sniff to put Pazuzu into south-Saharan Africa?? Because locusts = Africa?

What's next, an Asylum movie featuring the (Meso-American) feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl being worshipped in Ancient China? Because China mythology has flying dragons without wings? Now that sounds like a plot for an episode of Bonekickers...

P.S. James Earl Jones, why are you in this movie? Have you no self-respect?

Quit giving facts so willingly or Douchey McNitpick will make you out to look like a loon in a few months.

Which begs the question why is image around so much in the later movie of the franchise? They make no clear evidence that the demons are Pazuzu. Oh well. And Quetzalcoatl had a movie with him in New York called Q. It had David Carridine. *shudders*

Pazuzu originated from Africa, Lilith is part of Asian mythology and Lamastu brought happiness to all children. Don't you know the rules of movie mythology?

Your reviews are tied with Linkara's and Spoony's (when he gets around to doing one) as the highlight of every week. You guys are so funny and clever.

P.S.
Please do another crossover with those guys.

P.P.S.
Will you think about a Disney Channel Original Movie Month? LOTS of material to make fun of and work with.

SO FREAKIN AWESOME. LOVED THE REVIEW.

Its bad when im sceeved out more by the critics picture used for squishypuppy than the movie -_-; crappy movie, groovy review as expected

Ditto! The picture was way creepier than the movie.

You people comment before watching just to have your comment seen?
There must be some logic there that I don't understand.

James Earl Jones, wearing a dunce cap which has gone through the bowels of Lucifer yowls like a leopard, and then turns into one.

WHAT WERE THESE FILMMAKERS ON!?!?!?

It's James Earl Jones, not Keith Stone from those Keystone Light commercials!

I LOVE the Exorcist and Exorcist 3...

This one... Yyyyeeaah... not so much...

Thank you, thank you for the 'Book of Mormon' reference!!! "I have maggots in my scrotum." That just made my night.

I loled pretty hard at this one. Nice job Critic.

I'm sorry but The opening for Nostalgiaween always makes me laugh when you fall down the stairs or anytime you cause pain for yourself...

This was hilarious if you came expecting something like the original

I have got to see the first Exorcist..

So... this is the last Nostalgia-ween, eh?

wht a weird random movie...

haha! doug's first movie! looking forward to that.

There was a Futurama joke just waiting there.

I was just waiting to hear Farnsworth yell "PAZUUUUUZUUUU!"
A little disappointed, but a good review nonetheless.

No wonder this movie was Boo-ed out of theaters...

Awesome review.

Hey I didn't know Critic made an disney distributed animated movie ;)

I cant wait for the Doug Movie review

Oh c'mon! PLEASE keep doing Nostalgia-ween! I like it when you review scary movies! Although, Doug's 1st Movie is pretty scary too. >:D

Well, that wasn't scary in the slightest.
Good video, and happy early Halloween, Critic!