Critic and Lupa have awesome chemistry
Oh! Loved the Dr. Insano cameo XD
This movie seems to be "Double Team" if you replace Van Damme (did I spell that right) with one of the idiots from "Bio Dome" and duplicate the remaining one to the two monks

...I can't believe I was first

Ah, Dane Cook.

I hate you.

But i love Dennis Rodman, and you rocked in DOuble Team and Celebrity Big Brother.

You're comment gave me the wrong impression because of your thumbnail.

great review as always Doug

Sorry, I have to disagree with Lupa. The Dane Cook moments are just too much; I don't think I could enjoy this. But hey, at least he didn't borrow from Wiseau's chicken impersonations.

Love the crossover and love the cameos! And does the lab coat mean a Nostalgia-Sano is in the works?

I was hoping you guys would do a crossover since the NC review of “The Room.”

I also agree that Dennis Rodman isn’t that bad, …except for the fact that he has wacky choices for hair color (no offence, Lupa), piercing all around his face, and the occasions of dressing up in a wedding dress.

1:44- =( Ahhhhhh.
1:59- Now THERE’S the Lupa we know and love. God bless ya.

2:18- I think it’s to tell us that this movie isn’t based on the board game Simon SAYS.
BTW, nice cameo, 90s Kid. (Later on) AND Doctor Insano.

I stumbled across the start of this film while flipping through the channels one morning, and I also thought of Kill Bill.

NEVER compare Dane Cook to Jar Jar. Jar Jar is butch compared to him.
7:22- By the Force, this guys is unbearable.
22:35- YOU F**KIN’ WEAPON IS NOT THE DEATH STAR, YOU NERF HERDER.
(Man, I didn’t think my Star Wars jokes would get this overloaded.)

10:07- …Please go back to playing Waffle Man from “Mystery Man.” I actually liked you in that.

15:27- I haven’t seen a stunt this stupid since Reb Brown as Captain America.

17:50- WEIRDEST. SEX SCENE. EVER! I hope that when I get a girlfriend, she won’t be this nuts.

20:25- This jack@$$ reminds me of Dr. Claw from the Inspector Gadget movie, which ironically came out the same year as this cluster-crap.

22:18- This is NOT the hover-board through the tunnel scene from “Back to the Future: Part II.”

24:19- Science? What’s that?

Dear lord, this movie is painful to watch, except for the action of course. The action is kick-@$$.

17:50 I still say that's not as wierd as in shows like Family Guy and King of the Hill when Quagmire or Bomhour flip a switch and a discoball and music kick in in thier bedrooms!

You have a good point there, my friend.

yeah, no. I don't give a fuck what anyone says, I think that sex scene as pretty hot. have an open mind people, being weird is fun....and that goes for both in AND out of bed.

I was hopping to be the first... but i forget to log in... u.u well... its still a good review

A Lupa and Critic crossover?! Hooray! :D
Great review, both of you. Loved the 90s Kid cameo.

The cameos were great and I loved how Lupa tortured Critic with scenes of the cyber monks....um..."dancing"?


Its such a shame that Little Miss Gamer isn't doing reviews anymore, she would have made a nice cameo with her simon says game. Oh well.


Also I think I may have recalled seeing this movie before when I was a teenager, the cyber monks and the freaky strobe-lighted bedroom scene do stand out like a sore thumb in my mind. o.o'

Great, just great

Lupa? Huzzah!

Crossover time! Yay! This one was so unexpected, which I think makes it all the more fun.

I love the mix of the Critic not being able to stand horrible movies most of the time, even if they're ammusingly bad, and Lupa just soaking up and loving every bit of it. They do have a pretty good chemistry actually.

I'm really starting to like Lupa more and more. I don't watch her show regularly or anything, but whenever she does pop up in something else she's pretty enjoyable.

Loved the cameos! Loved the sketches and bits! Loved the crossover! Thanks a ton!

This was a great review!

You and Obscurus Lupa played off one another well, and I loved 90s Kid and Dr. Insano's cameos.

That being said... what a weird movie. Definitely needed to be reviewed here in such an awesome way. I loved everything about it.

one of the ciber monks was john penette and his stand up super funny

it is, but this was just SO PAINFULL TO WATCH

that explosion at the end was cool, but no double team!

Dane Cook sickens me...

Guys, I gotta say, this review was really excellent. But then again we expect that from you now;) all I gotta say is it was just really funny!

Oh man oh man this was one of the funniest reviews I've seen in a while. I actually like Dane Cook's stand up and my little brother has some of his CD's. But my god was he bad in this thing. I think that Dane's problem is that while his stand up is good he always sucks in movies. Just look at Good Luck Chuck. But still great review, now for the Cinema Snob Oancitizen cross-over.

Wait..There's a Snob/Oan crossover!? Where..? I'm there! peace out!

A Snob/Oancitizen crossover?

Do they dare!?!?!?!

Putting two classy attractive men in the same room together. The fangirls would riot with squee-y excitment complete with flaming houses, overturned police cars, smashed in stores and everything! o.o

And I would sit up on top of a house watching said riot with a bucket of popcorn, laughing my ass off. It's the squee's that doos it

lol just be careful to sit up on a top of a house that is not on fire. XD

Two great reviewers, a hilariously bad movie, AND 90's Kid AND Insano? My night is MADE. XD The joy almost makes me want to... DANCE!

I don't know why, but DeviantArt jokes always make me laugh. Oh, DA.

I'm pretty sure this should cease up the Critic's bad night when he made the Let's Play: Bart's Nightmare video. Having Lupa is absolutely the best "Tic Tac" he needs for this video, and it was worth it. Thanks Critic and Lupa :D!

WAIT A MINUTE... the fat cyber monk is played by stand up comedian John Pinette. that dude is hilarious in his stand up acts.. .but unfourentally hes kinda like rodney dangerfield int Rover Dangerfield in this movie

I spent the entire review trying to figure out who the hell the actor playing ashton was, and where Id seen him before...its Jerome Pradon, the guy who played judas in the 2000 version of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Awesome review, I toally agree, you two have chemistry.

Yay, a review by NC and Lupa. An odd movie choice for Lupa though.
Dane Cook in this movie was SO BAD that it is up there with some scenes from Garbage Pail Kids or Milk Money, it is so bad. That dinosaur scene was literally cringe worthy.
And 16:52, where Lupa didn't stop smiling (and didn't laugh) when the evil laugh track came; that was amazing. So good.

It is a cheesy action movie with martial arts in it, perfect for Lupa. She did show this movie during one of her livestream shows.

great review

Poor Poor Poor John Pinette, Why did you take this role? But at least you have reminded people who know you about your water park adventures as free willy.

Shame on you guys for mentioning Eddie Izzard last week and not Pinette who is also a talented comedian.

For some reason I keep confusing this movie with freaking Demilition Man!!!

Dennis Rodmin, Dane Cook AND John Pinette. No...just no.

Awesome review! Sorry I haven't been commenting as much as I used too.

(you probably don't remember lil' old me anyway. ^^' )

hey nostalgia critic do another nostalgia chick crossover episode it was funny lol

As different as these two critics are, I love them both and enjoy their different style of comedy. I couldn't be any happier that the Critic and OL got to do a review together. Loved every moment of it!

Also, haven't seen this many cameos in a long while. Awesome.

Starring Dane Cook as Jim Carey!

Good Venture Bros referince, but when that strobe bed thing happened you should've used a Quagmire from Family Guy referince!!!

Hey that fat munk is Bumpo from The Punisher he's a badass!

Ok I'm convinced now that this movie was ment to be a Jim Carey vehical in the same vain as Austin Powers was for Mike Myers as I'm sure he could've playe dboth Dan Cook's role and the villain at the same time!

great I need my dayly lupa fix.

Dear John Pinette, please just stick to stand up
signed,
a loyal fan

Agreed, WHOLE HEARTILY agreed.

Yeah, this looked so awesomely bad. Loved 90s Kid and Dr. Insano making a cameo. The only thing that still gets me is...the RAVE RAPE!