Cop and a Half
Tuesday, 09 August 2011 21:19
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08.09.2011 - 21:39 | axlryder
yes, it was bad, but Perhaps with his sage-like wisdom, Devon can answer that eternal question: If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and his dad?
Also, this was a pretty good one. You always manage to stay funny NC
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08.09.2011 - 21:44 | KingGramJohnsonYES! He should answer that question, because we all need to know! Axlryder, you are a genius.
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08.10.2011 - 17:53 | ladydiskette
Ahhhh Critic pretending to be a little boy just makes me go all "Squeee" inside. Its so freaking cute! Espically when he waddles off from the screen Adorable! XD
It just makes me want to cuddle him to death when he does that.
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That kid acts more like a porn star acting as a cop than a real cop.
Seriously, that kid act like he's gonna show his dong after a girl asks him "What's the Problem, Officer?"
It says something when even a young black kid manages to outporn Burt Reynolds' moustache.
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08.10.2011 - 12:21 | ladydisketteWow....Burt Reynalds got treated with more dignity in Adam Sandler remake of The Longest Yard than this movie >__
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08.23.2011 - 10:29 | Gaiash
Not going to lie. When I read the words "K-9 poster" I kept my eye out for a certain tin dog from Doctor Who.
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09.02.2011 - 02:04 | ChicagosMindfreakAffirmative, Gaiash.
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02.19.2012 - 09:49 | AlucardsQuest
K-9 was okay, Turner and Hooch was better. Now if they had a Turner and Hooch poster in K-9, and a Cop and a Half poster in Top Dog... then it would all make sense! Kinda, not really.
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08.09.2011 - 21:25 | Tlex85I was scared as soon as I saw the title
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01.01.2012 - 20:47 | RobMetalCheeseme too :O I'm genuinely shocked that the black guy in the 'mafia' stepped down from Goodfellas - to this.
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I love these kind of reviews in particular, and this was another amazing one. Good Job :) I look forward to these all week long
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08.09.2011 - 21:27 | chanson301whats up with the tie?
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08.09.2011 - 21:29 | SobanaOn the first page! =D XD
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08.09.2011 - 21:42 | FullofQuestions
So what kind of cookie do you want?
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08.16.2011 - 19:11 | Sheranda
Ha ha! Nice.
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08.09.2011 - 21:29 | Dark Pascual
Still isn't as awful as "Stop! or my mom will shoot"... or whatever is the name of the movie in English...
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08.16.2011 - 19:12 | SherandaYeah. That's right.
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08.09.2011 - 21:30 | esquog842Again with a wonderful rape of my memories
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08.09.2011 - 22:44 | SpeedyEric
I’ve been waiting for a review on this film forever. I’m also scared as hell of Burt Reynolds since he slapped the reporter. Thank god I haven’t seen any of his films from start to finish yet.
1:29- Uh, the film makers know that having toy guns on school grounds gets you in detention and/or possibly expelled, right?
Actually, I find Jake Lloyd as a better actor than him. Also, this is his first film role.
I hope the crime boss doesn’t turn this film into a musical like “Nudist Colony of the Dead.”
9:37- I wish this movie WAS about The Tick.
11:47- If that show was real, it would be canceled before the pilot episode even ends.
13:54- I would say that the music to this scene was lifted from “Predator,” but no. The music in this film was done by Alan Flappin’ Silvestri, who did the music for Predator 1 and 2, the Back to the Future trilogy, and even “Captain America: The First Avenger.” At least he’s doing GOOD films to make up for the bad ones.
15:56- I think the real question is “WHERE THE HELL ARE THE GOD DAMN TEACHERS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AFTER THESE KIDS DURING RECESS!?”
Was this review worth it? Hell to the yeah, ’cause I now know why the hell this family/cop film is a giant pile of Ass-Ball-Dick.
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08.10.2011 - 06:16 | TheGrimHeaper
"1:29- Uh, the film makers know that having toy guns on school grounds gets you in detention and/or possibly expelled, right?"
Depending on when/where the film was set - no. Nowadays you could probably get expelled for extending a single finger, pointing it at someone, dropping your thumb and saying "bang". this was not always the case.
Based on the kid's gun, this is after you couldn't make toy guns look like real guns (loud neon colouring), but before anything vaguely resembling a weapon (even if it's clearly a plastic toy) is banned from schools (usually part of a "zero tolerance policy").
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08.09.2011 - 21:32 | ohuvii never realized there was a movie about a child and a cop worse then "kindergarden cop"
anyways, keep it up NC!
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08.09.2011 - 21:34 | SpeedyEric"Kindergarten Cop" is Oscar worthy compared to "Cop and 1/2."
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08.16.2011 - 19:14 | SherandaThat movie was good!
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BAHAHAHA ... i died laughing ... i remember watching this... o ya... and based in tampa... i have lived in tampa... WHAT!?!?!? nothing like this
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08.09.2011 - 21:37 | minnie3434
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA....d ying....laughter....HELP. ..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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I AM Devin Buttler!
*throws twinky at the Nostalgia Critic*
There's you're reward for doing this movie
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08.09.2011 - 21:37 | Gamer_Ely
wasn't this on mst3k once? maybe I'm thinking of something else
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08.16.2011 - 19:15 | SherandaOh, man. That would have been funny.
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HOLY CRAP MAN. Thank you Doug for reviewing like literally the only movie I have ever wanted you to review. The only film I have ever requested and you have finally done it, thank you.
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08.09.2011 - 21:47 | FullofQuestionsGood god. It's almost midnight now, and the plotholes are actually making my tired brain hurt (which is incredible as the brain has no pain receptors). I remember seeing this movie once. All I remember from seeing it was the name and how it was not entertaining, not funny, not realistic, just boring and stupid.
By the way, why are you advocating child abuse? :P
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08.09.2011 - 21:47 | FullofQuestionsThough I shouldn't be talking as I found the fact that the kid got his head shoved in the toilet at the beginning a very strange foretelling seeing as I wanted to give the kid a swirly at the halfway point of this review.
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08.09.2011 - 21:42 | Luken Delzeal
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
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08.09.2011 - 21:43 | Twocents324We all appreciate the agonizing, dull, annoying, and overall god awful crap you review for our entertainment, NC.
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Awesome, a funny review on Burt Reynolds! I was waiting for a cop related movie. Especially, because today is my birthday. I laugh every time when you made jokes about Burt Reynolds.
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08.09.2011 - 21:56 | brick mooncode
Even when Cop And A Half half-assed it, it was still three quarters cop.
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08.09.2011 - 22:00 | Cheshire Kitten
Wow, that was incredibly stupid - even the premise of the movie just sounds bad. An annoying kid as a cop...who thought that sounded good?
Nice reveiw, though. Oh, and I'm Devon Buttler.
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Great review - Can you believe Roger Ebert gave this movie a thumbs up in the same episode where he gave Reservoir Dogs a thumbs down?
BTW, STOP misusing the phrase "Jump the Shark." To quote Inigo Montoaya, I do not think it means what you think it means.
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08.09.2011 - 22:56 | achol980
INCONCIVABLE!!!!!!
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08.09.2011 - 22:15 | writrzblok
DEBAH! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!
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So fast on the comments... Anyway, just about to watch this review, otherwise this comment would be on the 5th page once I'm finished with the video.
*I will edit this when I'm done*
@4:02-4:04 "Wellllllll..." All I'm thinking is... Well it's the Big Show. *plays his old theme*
These goons make the goons in The 1975 Superman Musical look threatening. At least the excuse of it being a musical gave them an excuse to sing.
And then Devon became the Undercover Brother.
Speaking of annoying kids... right after this video is the Cheerios ad with the annoying "That's for babies" girl. Lucky me! -_-
Anyway, pretty damn funny review.
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08.09.2011 - 22:35 | Sephiroth12285
Its funny really I saw this moive in a video story just the other day and yet here is the review for it.
Anyway another good job on the review crittic and its clear why such a crappy moive was only being sold for a mere couple of bucks. I think 25 cents is a far more decent price, but good job.
Looking forward to next week.
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08.09.2011 - 22:40 | NeosocDo "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" for your next review, Doug! Heck, do a series of horrible buddy cop movies!
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Also, don't you wish ALL mobsters sang in the movies? I think The Godfather would have been much better if Marlon Brando busted out in random song and dance. Maybe then he wouldn't have gotten shot in the back five times.
All I can say is: Pickled beets?! Ohhh no!
Did anyone notice the K-9 poster in Devon's room when the mobster poses as the school counselor? Why in the world are they advertising a better movie IN this movie? Do they WANT you to leave and watch K-9?
This was a great review, Doug! I'm not going to lie, I loved the Star Wars and X-Files references. It added an awesome flare to the review. By the way...is that a different tie? It looks like lighter red. Maybe I'm just going crazy, or a major nerd, or both.