Suburban Knights Part 5

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  • LikaLaruku
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    Stupid Blip adds keep popping up every few minutes...

    Who does everyone think the 3ed black-hooded guy who has not yet spoken is? I still think the other two are The Last Angry Geek & Iron Liz.

    Don't worry 8-Bit Mickey; Pehlous will be fine as long as he doesn't sit on a bike-shaped rock & start singing "Born to be Wild."

    Didn't expect a Men in Black 2 reference from Arwin. lol XD

    Klaatu barada necktie.

    This that Oancitizen with the wig, glasses, & blue shirt?

    Ma-Ti & Film Brain don't get no respect. :p

    OMG, That Dude in the Suede is back?
  • Fallen Rose
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    I know! And film brain rocks, to.. :(
  • 1dkv  - NO!!!!!!! THIS IS GOING TO END SOON!!!
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    Suburban Knights is turning out be really epic...
    A LITTLE TOO EPIC IF YOU ASK ME!!!!

    Anyway poor Ma-Ti and Film Brain, being treated like totally crap
    (Just to point this out, in The Caption Planet show, Ma-Ti could use his "Heart-Power" to control people, but he just chooses not to)
  • Steffilicious
    That would be an awesome Ma-Ti turning evil thing.
  • WarxePB
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    Epic foreshadowing there, man.
  • whatever42
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    I know, isn't it great? I wasn't really thinking about it, so I was very surprised when Suede was revealed. Of course, I'm very happy to see him. It's been such a long time and it's great to have him back. Welcome back Suede!

    I've been enjoying Suburban Knights. Every episode seems to keep getting better and it doesn't look like that's going to stop. I can't wait to see the last two parts.
  • REVIEWER RICK
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    Another riveting installment ...
  • Dih Hayud  - Spoony?
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    I haven't finished this yet but it's almost over, but where is spoony....?
  • CronoT  - Too much a good thing.....
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    Spoony spent half of part IV chewing the scenery harder than John Travolta did in Battlefield Earth. All of us diehard Spoony fans know that he's the real reason TGWTG is still alive, but it's not polite to point it out EVERY SINGLE DAY.

    ;-p
  • AndrewDeLong  - Oh please, spare me.
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    Spoony is OKAY, but we Snob fans all know that HE is the reason this site isn't in hospice care right now.

    You're just lucky we all have the class to not bring this little factoid up every time you Spoony guys spout off.

    ;-/

    XD

    :-P
  • ladydiskette  - SUEDE!!!!! :'D
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    Wooooot! He is back! I am sooo happy! No wonder they kept him in the dark like that after his two year mission was up. That was the best surprise ever!


    And I loved the developing friendship between Luke and Film Brain now. That was so sweet how they came back to find and help him. But one question: How did they know what happened to him and that he was taken by the Cloaks?



    And nice to see some backstory on this Malachite guy. I can't wait to see how this all concludes.
  • ailenfromn
    LADY didnt you want another fuck up right well i found one i mentioned it earlyer and it counts the heart thing were he didnt do the indy chant
  • ladydiskette
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    [q]well i found one i mentioned it earlyer and it counts the heart were he didn't do the indy chant[/q]


    Maybe, but we still have "You betrayed Shiva" to look forward to. Besides, imagining Malachite trying to do that to Indiana Snob. That is going to be epic!
  • dennett316
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    They realised he was missing just after they faced the cloaks.....where else would he be?
    As for how they found him...reviewer sense.
  • ailenfromn  - god
    finally i got on. every time i tried to log in i get a red screen i havent watched this so i will now.
  • ailenfromn  - ad
    i still cant believe they used a fushige.and i cant believe he didnt use a indiana joke when he pulled out his heart. he should have started to chant galima. im a big fan of harry potter but even i have to say they made film brain a voldedork also known as he who must not be talked to.and im still waiting for dushe micnitpick using the glove so that he cant die from the grenades nostalgia critic shoved up his butt in his top 11 fuk ups.i have to say if they dont want to see monte tell him his coffe must be heated 10 feet from the sun.
  • Dark Crow I
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    I cannot believe that Suede is in the 3 year special, that was the most amazing moment of this entire special.
  • plaidman
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    Yes, Yes I know what you mean man I fricken' hate those things!
  • Vismutti
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    I thought Cloak Number Three might be MasakoX but I'm not sure. He did speak a little earlier after the Spoony-team ditched them.
  • hsin
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    yeah i feel kind of bad for ma-ti, poor guy. the look on his face as he walked out the door made me feel bad for him.
  • ladydiskette
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    I just lol-ed hard when Ma-Ti returned with "Goat-Fuckers for Dummies" I really just though that he was going to get a goat or even some pictures of goats but man did he pull out the stops on this.


    Now I will never walk down the "For Dummies" aisle of my bookstore the same way again. XD
  • nitemaric  - aperently
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    aperently he is. and i have to say. i missed him. i mean i saw some of his stuff as soon as he left. i missed out on a good thing. but hes back! frack yes
  • saint23thomas  - Oancitizen?
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    Are you talking about the nut that was in the book? I'm pretty sure that was Rob, and he did that stoner act really good, a little too good...
  • WarxePB
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    To be honest, I didn't care for episodes 2 and 3, but it's definitely getting a lot better. I'm really looking forward to the climax!
  • Cantumimbra  - Yeeeeeeeeei
    I LOVE SUBURBAN KNIGHTS!! WAY TO GO, TGWTG TEAM!
  • shadaw_the_rampage
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    Its not as action packed as the others but its still definitely awesome to watch. Infact I am re watching it right now.
  • Calavera
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    Much better than last years in my opinion!
  • RettMikhal  - .
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    This anniversary has been epic. So far my favorite parts are Brad as Indy and Lupa being wonderful.

    Plus one million points for the Tobin's Spirit Guide reference.
  • jakjoi
    Hope you will reveal who the cloaks are in the next video!
  • Animae
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    nice
  • BlufftonSWK11
    Awesome stuff guys!

    I love Critic's Link rant. I'm sure that if Link could talk, that would be what he would say.

    Oh, now I have to wait 24 hours for the next part, but it just gets better and better.
  • SpeedyEric
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    Poor, poor Ma-Ti. =(

    I actually find Lindsey's evlish magic really comedically beautiful.

    Jaffers, to my point of view, is MORE crazy than Tom Hanks in "Mazes and Monsters." (Spoony: THAT'S BULL$H!T!!!)

    I agree with Lupa that Film Brain needs to be on some sort of medicine.

    15:30- I haven't seen Doug this bat$h!t crazy since the "Battlefield Earth" review.

    I never expected someone who USE to be on this site to co-star in this special. Well, welcome back, That Dude in the Suede. =)

    EDIT: I just did my math, and we have reached the 87 minute 39 second mark. "Suburban Knights" is becoming longer that "Kickassia," and I think it's awesome with more length time.
  • ailenfromn
    but the most amazing rant ive seen is the one were hes yelling at the nerd. that will go down in history.
  • SpeedyEric
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    You have a good point there. I have that rant fully memorized. Why, you ask? Because I'm a nerd with nothing else to do. =)
  • Gamer_Ely
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    weird release schedule, not a problem of course, and WOW awesome cameo at the end
  • The_Masked_Donut  - I knew it!
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    I somehow knew they would save Suede's reveal for the anniverary. Also, to be perfectly honest, this is the first part I've actually really really enjoyed. Nothing against the other parts except that they meandered for a bit too much time.
  • AndrewDeLong
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    Meh, it establishes the plot....I think....kinda....maybe.
  • Tridonious  - Wondering
    Im surprised nobody dressed up as a manga-ish or anime-esque fantasy character, like bleach, or dragon quest, or even final fantasy XD, wouldve LOVED to see a sephiroth in the group
  • Gamer_Ely
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    marz gurl is princess mononoke... if that helps :/
  • trlkly
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    And she's the only anime reviewer present.

    Though Link is technically anime, too. You can make an argument that he originally wasn't, but now look at him.
  • Kraktzor  - Yeah!
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    That is completely awesome! Went I saw her dressed as San, I cheered!
  • ailenfromn
    what about mega-man or she-ra
  • ladydiskette
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    I was half-expecting Suede to have a costume under his cloak that was based on a anime quest series. But the katana is a nice touch.


    I hope we get to see him use it in the later battles with Malachi.
  • kuijiblob
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    come on part 6
  • Tridonious  - Second comment
    Anyone notice the guy watching television in the house at the beginning, its the SAME house from the beginning that the missing game shop nerd lived in XD
  • WarxePB
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    To be honest, I didn't care for episodes 2 and 3, but it's definitely getting a lot better. I'm really looking forward to the climax!

    Also, HOLY SHIT AT THE CAMEO AT THE END.
  • VillainousBlogger  - Yay!
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    ThatDudeInTheSuede! I can't believe it! He's back! =D What a great way to introduce him back to the site!
  • Jack of All Trades
    :D

    I loved the ending. It was...so beautiful T^T.
  • OtakuChan
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    Just keeps getting better and better!! XD
  • mknote
    Wow, this one's out earlier than usual. Two in one day for me.

    Let's watch.

    Oh... My... GOD!!

    SUEDE!
  • Orastella
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    I know! He's finally back from his missionary work. glee!
  • zartok-35
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    Well done Critic, the Zelda Chicken rant at 15:19 was absolutley wonderful! Where DO the killer chickens come from, anyway?
  • IMONFIREGUY
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    did anyone see that bit at the end coming?
  • Turidas  - I can't believe this...!
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    SUEDE! WOO! I missed that guy!
  • MechaDon1980
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    Poor, Poor, Mati.

    HOLY SHIT!! SUEDE!! GOOD TO SEE YA AGAIN:D
  • EP.Pixels
    LOL at the ending
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    The end made me cry tears of happy manliness.
  • WrongfulSin
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    Welcome back Suede!

    I bet Mati finds the glove. That's what I'm hoping for. It would be a nice little twist...and honestly, all signs point to him being that only that who is pure of heart can claim the glove.
  • Sewblon  - That makes a lot of sense.
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    Except that he does not actually act pure of heart most of the time, and the entire joke behind his character is that he always gets the short end of the stick. Also, the guy we keep seeing is not Mati, he is some guy pretending to be Mati.
  • SteveJones313
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    Whoa whoa whoa, hold on there Sewblon.

    Are you telling me that...that...that it's not really Mati?! MY INNOCENCE IS DESTROYED!

    *Goes looking for porn on the internet as he is no longer innocent and therefore not pure of heart*
  • ToriJ
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    These are my thoughts exactly.

    And I love Mati. I'd want him on my quest if I had a quest.
  • BrokenFWD  - Yes to the suede
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    Nice way to bring him in and if he can't come back to do reviews a nice way to have him show up after all this time.

    Great twist guys. for once you actually hit me with that thing people must call a geekgasim
  • Painkiller
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    I have to stop reading these before watching... DAMN SPOILERS!!! but AWESOME that Suade is back!!! :)
  • Zelriku
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    OH MY GOD.
    SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD DDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !

    /screams of glee
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