Ernest Scared Stupid

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  • Darrell Kaiser
    In what universe did adolescents jerk off to Eartha Kitt’s Catwoman? I think you’re confusing her with Julie Newmar and/or Lee Meriwether.
  • Dirac
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    Actually Eartha Kitt was a very attractive women in her youth when she played Catwoman, and when she sang that one christmas song.
  • Darrell Kaiser
    Oh, I do not deny that Kitt was an attractive woman and a great singer, it's just that her noteritery as Catwoman was not really about her sex appeal, as it was noted for Newmar and Meriwether. She got those PURRRS down better than the others. His joke about adolescents jerking off to Catwoman would have better suited those other actresses and not Kitt.
  • Rockabore
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    I beg to differ. Eartha Kitt was pretty gorgeous back in her day and I'd be willing to bet loads of guys jacked off to her. XD Her Catwoman WAS known for her really nice purring but there's no denying she fit the role since she was sexy enough to wear the catsuit.

    I kind of thought Doug was a bit harsh on her looks. If you ask me she had always looked good for her age (she aged better than a lot of celebrities younger than her), the costume she was wearing here was just ridiculous though.

    She actually died in 08, I just thought I should point out for some reason.
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet  - Really?
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    =_= Are we really arguing about who did or did not masturbate to Eartha Kitt?
  • calideson
    I totally would've been with Kitt back in the day (although I would've preferred Nichelle Nicols.
  • geekguy  - Eartha Kitt - Catwoman
    I never found Eartha's Catwoman particularly sexy. Julie Newmar, the one and only Catwoman.
  • Nagneto
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    You've never seen her when she was young. purrrrrrrr.
  • Darrell Kaiser
    We're talking about when she was Catwoman, not before that.
  • Dirac
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    Well I did bring up her Santa Baby song which was before Catwoman XD. But yea your right about the other Catwomen. But still, Critic's real joke is about how did she go from Catwoman to this. Oh well this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine
  • Darrell Kaiser
    Yes, YOU did, but The Critic did not.
  • Morgoth Bauglir
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    That's what we have images and videos for, dumbass.
  • CsillanRose
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    It's sad that three people disliked this comment. Obviously, they didn't get the Star Trek reference. :/ But it made me laugh! =D
  • SpeedyEric
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    I also caught Darrell Kaiser's Star Trek IV refference, CsillianRose. ;)
  • KingKaor
    Ummmm, i dont know what youre talkin 'bout, and i dont want to. However this was an...ok movie
  • doctortanksano
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    TRRRROOOLLLLL TAAANNNKKK!!! :zombie:
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet  - Troll's voice sounds like...
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    YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR?!?! YOU MUST DIE!!!
  • Zach_the_kings_fan
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    hahahaha dude i needed to hear that again its been too long =D
  • TaffetadarlinG
    but she's like my fifth favorite catwoman ;P
  • Korahn
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    Bazinga.
  • hedges747
    XD way 2 make my day
  • Lee is Still Gaming
    I will argue until the end of time that Ernest Scared Stupid is an awesome cult classic, and actually the [b]best[/b] of all Ernest films. They put a lot of love into this one. Other than the stagehand goofs, there's nothing bad I can find about this movie. It's Ernest being Ernest. And Ernest is awesome.
  • PunkWhatNow
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    Any comment I've ever seen you leave, it's always insulting NC.

    Why the hell do you watch his stuff if you're just gonna be so damn picky about what he says?
  • CaptainAndy27
    He actually didn't insult NC he just disagreed with him. Which he's allowed to do as an american....in america.
  • JimmyboneD
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    Actually this is the Internet. But the same thing applies here too I think.
  • hedges747
    good thing im in canada :flame:
  • Qarx
    No, he's referring to Darrell Kaiser. He was trolling Doug on the Chairman of the Board review... except this time it's about whether or not anyone thought Catwoman was hot =_=. Quite pathetic, really.
  • The_CoolerKing
    Jesus Christ, you have to be the most anal retentive person on this website. It seems as though you pick apart the most asine things in these reviews. Please stop doing what you're doing. You offer nothing.
  • RinstarElite
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    It's asinine. Learn to spell and please stop commenting. You offer nothing.
  • LikaLaruku
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    My grampa went to elementry school with Eartha Kitt, so I'm guessing the Pre-Sexual Revolution adolecents.
  • stargate12
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    Hey it's slinky the dog! Why does his voice sound different?
  • 2-B-Animated
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    o_O Ernest was Slinky?! Now that I think about it your right! Wow, I never knew that till now, thankyou. =)
  • Dragonkiller48
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    He was the slinky dog in the first Toy Story but i believe he died before the second one came out so in 2 and 3 they had a different voice actor who sounded similar instead. That's probably why he sounds a bit different.
  • Fluffyman
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    Actually he did voice Slinky in 2, and the last movie he did a voice for was "Atlantis: The Lost Empire."
  • 2-B-Animated
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    He was Cookie, now that I think about it.
    "I got yer four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whisky and lard!" :snicker:
  • TheChickWithTheGlasses
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    I never noticed that before, but now that I think of that quote, I remember. Wow, so many of my favorite kids movies... :dizzy:
  • ToonNinja
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    Aw yeah, Cookie! He was great! =D It's a shame that was his last film; it's never fun when your farewell film is a disappointment. T_T
  • 2-B-Animated
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    Oh no no no, Atlantis 2! :flame: THAT was a dissapointment!!! :grr:
  • pinkwerewolf
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    [color=purple]Speaking of slinky, did you notice the spiraling slinky thing that happened to the Trolls when shot at by milk? It was the same thing as in the movie "Killer Klowns". (am I not right?)

    Wow! O_O

    Also milk shot out of my nose when NC screamed like a little girl when Rimshot was saved. Best EVAAAAR!!! [/color] =D
  • Jackass Mask
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    I'd like to start off by saying that was an awesome intro cartoon.

    I saw this movie once, long ago, and then quickly forgot of it's existence. Thank you so much for reminding me of this craptacular movie. Oh the horrors that await us all in this month of nostalgic horror.

    Also, knew that we would see Douchey McNitpick again. Some trolls are just unkillable no matter how much milk you try to drown them in.
  • Darrell Kaiser
    "It's not the milk. It's unconditional love! The heart of a child!"
  • shrimppuff423
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    MIAK (METHYL ISOAMYL KETONE)
    MIAK is used as a solvent for cellulose esters, acrylics and vinyl copolymers
  • Gold_Ultima  - Ahem....
    Once again I was foiled by the power of love!
  • Dragon_Nexus
    ...how did he miss that joke?

    Or maybe it was one of those don't-wanna-overdo-it moments.
  • DarkSaber
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    Well he DID use it in his last review so avoiding it was probably for the better.
  • whatever42
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    I would also like to say that the opening cartoon is really great. Also, this review in general has been one of your better ones.

    There were so many great jokes in this one Doug. I think my favorites were Trogdor, Rimshot Will Live, that advertisement for milk, and seeing Douchy again. Seriously though, I was laughing almost constantly. You did a great job and I can't wait to see the rest of the reviews for this month. =D



    Honestly though. "Not even milk an stop me now!!" :eyebrow:
  • Divide By Zero
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    Douchy McNittpick troll was hilarious, but my favourite by far was the bit with Rob. That was freaking priceless.

    Please please please can you guys upload that alone somewhere, maybe the premium area or something? Much as I love the review, I'd love to be able to watch that little bit without having to wade through all that Ernest, lol. =D
  • CrazyChris576
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    Fuck yes! Epic Trogdor win! XD :music:
  • Hippobu
    Fourth !

    ...

    This is not fun, why does every one do it ?
  • Gordon Freeman
    Well why are you riding a bandwagon that you don't like? :eyebrow:
  • KingGramJohnson  - :-)
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    Fantastic! Another Ernest review! Great intro!

    FRAGGLE ROCK! I loved that show when I was young! Man, I haven't seen that referenced in a long time. Props on that!

    And Tragdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!

    "Spontaneous boy sex"!?!? That line is both weird and awesome at the same time. I have mixed feelings about it.

    Rimshot and Boomer will both live!! YAAAAYYYY!

    Overall, great review, Doug! You rock at life!
  • minikenj
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    Yay, love for the Trash Heap.
  • darkmindedsith
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    Well at least Ernest didn't feed the troll, I'll give him that. :blush:
  • darkmindedsith
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    Well considering he's dead, I suppose you'll get your wish. o_O
  • Jackass Mask
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    Unless they make "Ernest Becomes a Zombie!"
  • ToonNinja
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    Ernest and the Divine Comedy? :eyebrow: Eh, it's still better than the Dante's Inferno game.
  • crystalking18
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    Great job Nostalgia Critic! Can't wait until next week's review of the scariest performances! =D
  • NadiaZeta  - Troll Attack!!!
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    -_- the milk save you from satanic troll's Attack?? o_O is god to know XD
  • NCscritic
    that troll joke was funny. it took me a second to realize you were referring to internet trolls. that was genius

    is that actress, the crazy old woman, is she the same woman who was in Holes?
  • 2-B-Animated
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    Yes, She was. She was Maddam Zeronni. (I THINK I'm spelling that right) Eartha Kitt played her, and she was Ysma from Emperor's New Groove too.
  • MarcusWilliams
    Troll deaths remind of the Star Trek transporter effect! XD
  • Quantum Wolf
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    [img]http:// 3.bp.blogspot.com/ _QnC9Hp9JvK0/TJFj9xxc02I/ AAAAAAAAAy0/Fosc210HG9Y/ s1600/milk.gif[/img]

    Milk. It protects the body from all Satanic troll attacks, AND LETS RIMSHOT LIVE!

    I definitely haven't laughed so hard, and it so happens that I was drinking milk at the time I was watching this.
  • Slimybug  - Looking forward to viewing it!
    But first I just wanted to make an early post for once!
  • rinnysega
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    Great review. I'm glad you visited his films again!
  • Tatumator
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    I personally like Ernest movies. They have a sort of... charm. In fact when I go to the video store I can never choose... Ernest goes to the Beach... or Ernest Doesn't go to the Beach... hmmmmmmm.
  • 2-B-Animated
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    I know what they should have done to defeat the troll.
    Eartha Kitt should have turned him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, she'd put that flea in a box, and put that box inside of another box. And then she'd mail that box to her self and when it arrived! She'd SMASH it WITH A HAMMER!!!!!
    It's full proof! =D
  • darkmindedsith
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    Thumbs up to you for the Emperor's New Groove reference. =D
  • Ferrus_Foot7
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    Or just to save on postage, she could just poison the troll with milk.
  • WiiStation360
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    I love Emperor's New Groove XD
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    Ernest a prime example of a Character that should've stayed in its source material, in his case commercials.
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    Apparently it's a crime to have a fucking opinion anymore.
  • gaaralee1234
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    Chill dude, you are entitled to your opinion but we're also entitled to our opinion and thus allowed to thumb you down.
  • wakemeup36
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    Funny, smart and witty review as always, NC.
  • SpeedyEric
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    Nostalgia-Ween! That has a good ring to it. =)

    I first saw this film after my sister first rented it from the video store, and this was during the time when she and I would rent and watch all the Ernest films possible. But, I can tell you all that Ernest is no Pee-wee Herman.

    1:25- XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

    2:32- Right know, I can hear Benzie all the way from France agreeing with you on this, because he's a huge Mountain Dew fan.

    2:41- I was wondering if you were gonna insert a Star Wars joke here. =D

    5:30- If Ernest IS suffering from MPD, the costumes must represent what those personalities are.

    6:58- Man, I love these movie jokes. :cool:

    10:19- In speaking of people who have MPD, ...Critic?

    11:33- Thank "Troll 2" joke was... PERFECT!!!

    17:29- Poor Rob. T_T

    18:18- EPIC FAIL!

    19:30- I'd like to see Super Shredder from TMNT II go up against Super Craphead here.

    20:08- I know how you're feeling, Doug. When I first saw this scene, I went ... o_O WTF?

    To tell you the truth, I think the weakest of the Ernest films is "Ernest Goes to Camp," mostly because I haven't seen that one.

    Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm somehow in the mood for a nice cold glass of miak.

    EDIT: I just realized. Ernest's laugh is almost identical to George W. Bush's. ...Why I'm explaining this, I'll never know.
  • Mike D.
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    AWESOME! I've always been a fan of Ernest P. Worrell! BUT... the last Ernest movie to be shown in theaters was the follow up to this called: "Ernest Rides Again" and that one is fucking AWFUL!!!
  • stevejohnson232
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    That is true on both fronts. And thanks for saving Douchy McNitpick's time to point that out.
  • thatdudewiththehoodie
    thank you for bringing the dog will live joke back. great review...... but what about rimshot!!!!!!!!!
  • SpeedyEric
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    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY YYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
    =D
  • KKmario_fan
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    Great review, I really liked the milk PSA you did where the troll attacked the bully. I thought you would have made a "Power of love" joke with defeating the troll, but I guess your joke worked great. Can't wait to see the rest of this month.
  • darklink20010
    great review can't wait to see next weeks video
  • TheDued92
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    The stupid robots in Transformers 2 were not bast on gangster people, they were bast on Earnest.
  • TheDued92
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    Nine thumbs down, what did I say.
  • Dwane
    You said "bast"... and "gangster people." English isn't your first language, I take it.
  • TheDued92
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    I have dyslexia and sometimes my spelling is not to great.
  • gaaralee1234
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    I don't need to see any further
    Greatest Ma Ti quote ever
    *thunder* "Batman!" *thunder*
    Best NC quote "Milk, keeps you safe from all satanic troll attacks!"
  • Scott
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    I think Ma Ti was spoofing that guy from Community

    http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=2bWLoQdfIxs
  • DrZulu2010  - Hey! I remember this one.
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    And it was like when I was 6. Good times.

    Awesome review by the way.
  • arcticwhaleblue
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    Yes, Eartha Kitt was in Holes. She's also in "The Emperor's New Groove". She seems to be playing a lot of crazy old women lately, hasn't she?
  • 2-B-Animated
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    Well, if the shoe fits. tehe, just kidding,Eartha Kitt rules.
  • Dark Pascual
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    I know it doesn't have much to do with this review, but the Peanuts theme always makes me smile like a fool... So thanks for ruin that for me... =D
  • Jord68
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    this may not me the best movie but i still like it. i watched the shit out of this as a kid. rest in peace Jim we all miss you.
  • GameKeeper28
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    Loved the milk commercial spoof.
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