Carrot Top in a movie... have we learned nothing from Pauly Shore? Come to think of it Bio Dome was an original idea for a movie... it sucked ass, but at least it didn't rip off other bad movies!
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Tuesday, 07 September 2010 21:34
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09.07.2010 - 21:57 | rudy023
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09.07.2010 - 21:42 | Transformers03Great Review, like always Critic.
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09.08.2010 - 03:46 | BIRAI like this drawer, slim lines, 3 level of shadows. Looks good.
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03.25.2011 - 22:09 | Sheranda
"Drawer"? You mean "drawing"?
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09.10.2010 - 18:39 | nintendoandsegafan1
Lemme guess, you put a short comment just to be first.
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10.31.2011 - 16:58 | ClueMasterJerk.
You'r really desperate to bitch at somebody for being first that you'l stoop to bitchin' at somebody who didnt even say 'first'
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09.07.2010 - 23:24 | negrocriticactully it was supposed to be a bill and ted film, but the actors from bill and ted decided not to reprise their roles.....smart move
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Bio-Dome was original......yeah, I'm not gonna even discuss that. Still, at least give Carrot Top a little more credit than Pauly Shore. Carrot Top can be funny. Pauly Shore needs to be shot.
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I think we can all agree that even Weird Al Yankovic does a much better performance in UHF than Tommy Wiseau, Carrot Top, or the entire cast in the Flinstone Movie.
You know what? I wouldn't be surprised if The Nostalgia Critic was inspired in his acting by Weird Al Yankovic's. Allow me to explain, on the DVD of UHF, yes there's a DVD, there's a special feature where Weird Al hosts the deleted scenes. He criticizes his own deleted scenes in a funny way.
And for those of you wondering, The Nostalgia Critic probably won't review UHF. Why do you ask? Because it's a hilarious movie, it doesn't treat the audience like morons, the jokes are relevent to the time it was released, those jokes are still relevent to today, it has a few big lipped alligator moment; which you could kind of say is product placement for his parody song Beverly Hillbillies, but those segments still work out well. It's an awesome movie, but it's probably more funny the first time you watch it but it's not like Rat Race where you lose the humor the second time you watch it.
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12.03.2010 - 12:51 | MrRAT
I completely agree but it was an originally bad idea!
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The one thing you need to know about this movie to know that it's bad: Carrot Top!
And I don't know about anyone else, but I, for one, would watch "Critic and Trout"!
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09.07.2010 - 22:16 | redmangchey im one of the few people who likes carrot top but man i mean man this is one pile of shit
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09.16.2010 - 15:18 | SherandaI agree that Carrot Top can be funny as long as he stays where he belongs: on stage. He was also funny on that episode of Family Guy "Petergeist."
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03.25.2011 - 22:19 | SherandaI just saw some of his stand-up on YouTube, including what he did on the Tonight Show. I would say that about three fourths of his material is funny. One of the commenters said that we have to at least appreciate a guy who always lugs around a trunk of homemade props, and I agree. Maybe that explains his forearms.
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03.25.2011 - 22:20 | SherandaBy the way, I can't stand Jay Leno.
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09.08.2010 - 14:12 | Marshmallowcreampie
I, too, would gladly watch "Critic and Trout". Even if it was awful. XD
Anyway... I've never seen the movie, but I heard it was a trainwreck. This review just proves it.
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09.11.2010 - 00:30 | whatever42
Add me on to the group who would watch "Critic and Trout." I think it has a lot of promise. And by that I mean it has to be better than most of the crud on TV these days. -_-
Seriously though, Carrot Top :sigh:
That's really all you need to say. It's not to say that Carrot Top is completely unfunny, because he can definitely be funny. A movie, though? There was no way on any planet that it would be a good idea or would turn out good. Ah well, keep up the good work Doug. =)
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09.07.2010 - 21:39 | darkmindedsith
"I used to think they called you Carrot Top because of your red hair. But now I know why. It's because people would love to see you buried up to your forehead in dirt".
- Lisa Lampanelli from the Flavor Flav Roast
Well said, Lisa. Well said.
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09.07.2010 - 22:05 | Quantum Wolf
Remember Chairman of the Board? That had a monkey in it! Wait no, that was Carrot Top. Who I think is a monkey!
Critic and Trout for the daytime emmy's!
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09.08.2010 - 01:23 | trlkly
Check out the video game confessions with Star Fox. He is a monkey.
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09.07.2010 - 23:12 | Darrell Kaiser"Why would he be wearing the Bull Shirt to begin with?"
WHY do you keep doing this Critic?! The answer to your question is in the film itself. He had coffee spilled on his first shirt and it was the quickest replacement he had available. Don't point out a plot hole when there isn't one to start with!
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09.07.2010 - 22:08 | mx1349
Wow, to call out the critic on that, you actually had to have watched the movie. You suck.
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09.08.2010 - 07:59 | Darrell KaiserOh, nice job backing up your buddy and all. (look at his avatar) And check your grammar. "Had to have?"
Also, he had to watch the movie to review it in the first place, so that means he sucks too, according to you. He could have written another joke around that scene, but he wasn't being observant, as a real critic should be. That way, their credibility is not in jeopardy.
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09.08.2010 - 22:22 | mx1349He watched this movie for the purpose of a review. You apparently watched it just for entertainment value, which makes you lame. Oh, that and the fact that you're just a troll.
And yes, I've met Doug, and he's one of the nicest guys ever, which is a lot more than I can say about you. Seriously, can't you just watch the review and have fun?
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09.09.2010 - 04:55 | WerminYou were the one trolling him and now you say to have fun?
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09.09.2010 - 17:10 | DeathmooseUhh.. what's wrong with "had to have"? I don't care about internet grammar, unless someone calling somebody out on bad grammar is calling them out incorrectly. Then it's just embarrassing.
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09.10.2010 - 18:42 | Darrell KaiserThe sentence would have worked better as "you actually had to watch the movie."
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09.07.2010 - 23:25 | kevwafflesOk, you wanna play that game? Why was he anywhere near the shirt, which I assume would be in the invention room, to begin with? Even if that has a valid answer or that he just knew where the shirt was, why didn't he know what it did? And even if that has a valid answer, how did he not feel the devices and wiring inside the shirt and think, "Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't wear a shirt that clearly has electrical devices in it and was created by my arch nemesis?" Even if he thinks Edison is incompetent, he should at least think the shirt could electrocute him.
And if you want to answer that he just needed a shirt that badly that he had to risk it, then he could have gone to any middle management employee, offered him like $200, and he has a new shirt. So even if you don't want to call it a plot hole, it's still idiotic and lazy writing, and you should not be defending it because NC didn't feel like turning a 5 second joke into a 5 minute diatribe.
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09.08.2010 - 08:01 | Darrell KaiserYes, he did get it from the Invention Room, since he's on a power trip after gaining control of the company and firing everyone. That’s where he gets the coffee spilled on his shirt. He didn't know that his replacement shirt was the Bull Shirt, since it looks like a regular shirt, except when you lie, it lights up and makes fart noises.
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09.07.2010 - 23:58 | DylanS
Douchey McNitpick may point that out next week.
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09.08.2010 - 07:49 | Darrell KaiserHe's been doing this far too often by trying to point out plot holes, but if you watch the film, there isn't one. I do hope that these are covered. I also hope that there is a section devoted to Last Action Hero.
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09.08.2010 - 13:27 | The_CoolerKing@Darrell Kaiser: I know right? It's unbelievable! If you can't trust an internet celebrity who watches cartoons and shouts obscenities, who CAN you trust...??
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09.08.2010 - 19:40 | QarxFUCKING NOBODY! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO WHEN PEOPLE LIKE DOUG CAN'T GET EVERY SINGLE MINUSCULE FACT STRAIGHT WHEN HE'S REVIEWING SHITTY MOVIES?!
Gotta love sarcasm. Also gotta love trolls who seem to either hate the Nostalgia Critic or love Chairman of the Board.
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09.10.2010 - 18:40 | Darrell KaiserThis criticism is not on the scale of the things pointed out in the Fuckups episodes. Most of those retain to either being Doug's opinion or making simple mistakes. They retain to him, once again I say, pointing out flaws in the film that aren't even there. He's be doing it more lately and I hope in the future he'll look things over better, so he can improve.
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09.11.2010 - 13:07 | QarxIn the end, though, does it really matter? Does it bother you [i]that[/i] much that Doug made a small mistake, especially on THIS movie? You DO realize that Douchy McNitpick exists to make fun of people like you, right?
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09.14.2010 - 20:02 | Darrell KaiserOver looking stuff like that can lower your credibility by others. Maybe not for you, but it will for others. I've made plenty of mistakes recording my reviews, but I do try to catch them early and have them edited out, so problems like that won't occur. Doug should follow that example. It's not like he DOESN'T have the Internet to check.
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09.22.2010 - 13:37 | Semudara
This exchange depresses me. Honestly, is it wrong to make an intelligent criticism of the critic? No. Darrell Kaiser was right that the Nostalgia Critic shouldn't mock things that make perfect sense.
I'm a fan of the critic, but I don't want to see the day when the only thing people are allowed to say on the comments board is "LOL Great Review!!"
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11.14.2010 - 23:07 | Evil_Yvie
sad...very sad... if you weren't suck a dick about pointing the flaw out i might have actually pitied you
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09.07.2010 - 21:43 | Kane19
Hell yeah this movie sucks rip that weird sometimes funny nerd, yet buff prop comic up!!!!!
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09.07.2010 - 21:51 | ThePurpleKnight
uggh I hate this movie. Thanks a bunch for reviewing it and making it at least bearable.
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09.07.2010 - 21:52 | SomeguywhousesthiswebsiteI want to watch Critic and Trout.
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09.07.2010 - 23:35 | Virgil_theBadassPoet
Cheese
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09.07.2010 - 21:52 | jdh1271No Jack Warden WHY?! How did you go from 12 Angry Men to this?!
Great review as always NC.
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09.07.2010 - 21:54 | Ceilingotaku
Gah! Carrot Top! D8
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09.07.2010 - 21:54 | Reaprar
It's like a car crash.. I can't look away..
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09.07.2010 - 21:57 | Solid_Gabriel
Good God, this movie is terrible!
But thankfully we never had to see another movie with Carrot Top ever again...
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09.07.2010 - 21:59 | MithianNO! NOT CARROT TOP!
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09.07.2010 - 21:58 | Blue_Dawn
fun as always critic but i cant wait for penny wise "it" will be epic!
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09.07.2010 - 21:59 | jeffreyrolek
I've been waiting for you do do a review of a movie with CarrotTop when you metioned him in your "Garbage Pail Kids" episode.
=D
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09.07.2010 - 22:00 | metalmark14Good review, and I'm not trying to be...I don't know what you call it...a nitpicker. But...
Your review seemed a little rushed, and it was really short. I like your 20 minute reviews. I can't get enough you, NC!
And I know you are in Austria right now. And I completely understand. But, you know, just saying.
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09.07.2010 - 22:00 | LauraRiddle
I think my brain melted watching just the clips of this.
:zombie:
Braaaaains....carotene- flavored braaaainss.
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09.07.2010 - 22:01 | KKmario_fan
This is a stupid movie with a stupid premise. Keep up the good reviews critic and Miller would have gotten away with it had it not been for that pesky Ginger.
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Anyway, this seemed like a pretty short NC episode. Still good though.
But yeah, this movie looks painful, glad I never saw it, what's most embarrising is the name of my high school is Edison. :angry:
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09.07.2010 - 22:02 | draider90
Oh Carrot Top, you in a movie just gives me heartburn. Another great review NC!
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09.07.2010 - 22:03 | popemichael
Carrot top was NEVER funny. :dizzy:
I'd never say that to his face, though. He'd roid rage me into 15 pieces. :uhh:
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09.07.2010 - 22:03 | Fanofyou
That Carot Top is a weird looking guy
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09.07.2010 - 22:04 | takineko
Critic and Trout. I'm holding you to that. I'm crossing my fingers for Prime Time.
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09.07.2010 - 22:09 | KingGramJohnsonI know right?! I think that would be an awesome show! I could see Fox picking it up.
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09.07.2010 - 22:49 | MoonSagi
Seems like it would be in a "Perfect Strangers" sort of vein. Question is, who would be in the Balki role: the Critic or Trout?
The NC _does_ make a pretty good straight man...
Good god, I would buy every DVD. XD
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09.08.2010 - 01:25 | trlklyWhat? You mean it wasn't your contacts that got him the job?
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09.08.2010 - 11:29 | takinekoLOL trlkly
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09.07.2010 - 22:05 | TerporThank you for reviewing this =)
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09.07.2010 - 22:08 | The Mellow Filmmaker
Wow this movie is a rip off of the jerk.
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09.07.2010 - 22:09 | Sgt. Politeness
EW! her lips actually touched his! :eyebrow:
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09.07.2010 - 22:09 | KitsunefanThe scooby doo thing was too great XD
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09.07.2010 - 22:10 | Data Human
Gah! Christ Doug, I thought Blip didn't let you show obscene content! You should have censored carrot top's face.
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If he was, then Dane Cook would have won the Pulitzer Prize.
And this movie had 3 writers! THREE WRITERS!
Did i see a similarity between this and Space Jam? Both movies had more than two writers and both over uses close up angles.
The lesson is: Too many Cooks Spoil the Broth, especially when it involves unfunny gimmick comedians and sports players.
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