Mr. Nanny
Tuesday, 24 August 2010 19:58
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Comments (429)
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08.24.2010 - 20:04 | wonderBOY316
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08.24.2010 - 20:54 | SgtPepper89
Ah, yes. That is Hulk Hogan's signature look. Blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hotdog. It's awesome.
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08.24.2010 - 21:37 | 0dd1
I'm sorry, but this needs to be said: I freaking love your username and avatar. :love:
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08.24.2010 - 22:07 | nyarlathotepsama
completed agreement!
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09.06.2010 - 14:34 | Gamer McAnimefan
nice thumbnail =D
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08.25.2010 - 16:26 | WerewolfRiverFunny review as always NC.
Please review Secret of NIHM 2!
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Mr. Nanny! I haven't seen this is years! I can't believe that I actually liked this movie when I was a kid. I should have known better when it came to the Hulkster! *Hangs head in shame*
SING!
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08.24.2010 - 20:09 | TheManeatingchicken
Oh Hulk Hogan you can't act worth a fuck but still you amuse me when you try.
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08.24.2010 - 21:37 | whatever42
I am of a similar mind. It's usually at least slightly entertaining to see popular wrestlers try to act in movies like this. Occasionally they succeed, but those cases are rare. Nonetheless, the attempt is ... interesting. =)
Another great review Doug. I very much like your new Scary Slo-mo bit and I hope to see a lot more of it in the coming reviews. Seriously though, those kids were just messed up. Those kids are almost more creepy than Damien in The Omen, possibly moreso with Scary Slo-mo in effect. :scared:
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08.25.2010 - 00:20 | Quantum Wolf
And unfortunately it continues today. Look at The Rock and "The Tooth Fairy". Can you imagine if The Undertaker took part in a family friendly movie?
Anyway, I remember this movie. Even as a little kid I knew that electrocuting someone with high voltage for a prank was just too much. At least in Home Alone 2 the one getting shocked was a wanted felon, and not a ex-wrestler turned nanny trying to make ends meet.
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08.25.2010 - 01:31 | MaxTheMovieKid93
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08.25.2010 - 18:00 | SqueejeeUgh! There's goes my lunch...
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08.25.2010 - 19:23 | 0dd1It was just barely so-bad-it's- good...unfortunately, it was too stupid to really withstand too well.
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yet another example of people who need to keep their day jobs.
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08.31.2010 - 19:29 | vgfan15U know these wrestlers need 2 [color=red][/color] THE FRIGGING SCRIPTS B4 THEY SIGN ON 4 THESE ROLES
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08.27.2010 - 09:29 | SomeOtherRandomGuy
The safety word is "man-cleavage".
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08.25.2010 - 03:47 | vylesideTaker did though. He was in suburban commando.
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11.26.2010 - 20:23 | Undertaker91
wait what? he did? wow i never knew that
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08.24.2010 - 22:24 | Zoahat least he does try unlike some others :whisper:
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You should see TNAimpact. Dear god, the man can hardly walk anymore and he's back to wrestling. X_X
And, it being TNAimpact, there is a lot of really, REALLY bad acting during the looooong talking segments. =_=
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good god i would hate those kids i think it was a attempted homicice o_O also loved what the ending said that made me laugh alot XD
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08.24.2010 - 20:12 | brujah723been looking forward to this for ages
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08.24.2010 - 20:13 | MagWrath
amazing doug as allways =D
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08.24.2010 - 20:13 | cyanmanta
Doug, man, you are really milking that opening "Hello" wiggle for all it's worth.
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08.24.2010 - 20:14 | FaultyClockwork
whoa, was just about to leave the site when this came up.
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08.24.2010 - 20:14 | Jackass Mask
Looking at that kid's bedroom I can only think one thing.
INSANO!!!
Also, has anyone here seen the movie that dares to rip off this boring and ill conceived movie and makes it look like a masterpiece in comparison?
No, not The Pacifier...though it did too.
This one had two guys and came out a year later.
Twin Sitters.
Look it up, but don't watch it. Just remembering it already has me tying a noose.
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08.24.2010 - 20:26 | SNES guy
I remember watching this movie as a kid, and I thought it was ok now I saw it with Doug reviewing
it and it's a piece of shit
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08.24.2010 - 22:14 | axlryder
This movie is not a piece of shit. Is it campy? Yes. Is it a little slow paced? Yes. However, I maintain that this film is still acceptable for a movie aimed at 12 year olds. The kid's stunts do go to the extreme, but the Hulkster did a decent job making it funny. The action was above average for a kids movie and there was a generous ammount of it. The jokes were decent, outside of the puns, and the characters were likable enough. Of course, certain aspects of the movie dive straight into the "so bad it's good" territory, but never go so far as "so bad it's hard to watch". The movie was just OK, but in an era when studios were pumping out more shit than a diarrhetic elephant, Ok doesn't seem too bad.
All that said, great review doug, funny as usual. I particularly liked the way you noted how many times the hulk would have died if this movie had actually happened.
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08.25.2010 - 01:16 | SayaCelineAgreed. It's kind of one of those lazy Sunday afternoon movies. Y'know like on USA or something that you just flip on for background noise
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08.24.2010 - 20:26 | KingGramJohnsonYou're right...that kid was Spoony when he was eleven! Who knew Dr. Insano took a hold of him at such a young age. It must have been all the Mazes and Monsters!
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09.14.2010 - 15:29 | Sheranda
Was he trying to imitate Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory there? Horrendous.
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08.24.2010 - 20:37 | rudy023
When you speak of wrestlers doing movies, the only one I really liked was Roddy Piper in "They Live". & Hulk actually wasn't bad in his small role in "Rocky 3". Other than that,... pretty much crap!
Great Dexter's Laboratory reference by the way.
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08.24.2010 - 20:27 | Munchi44
Another great job NC :D the Scary Slo-Mo segment is going to haunt my dreams for weeks :P Swan Lake section was a classic, and the singing was phenomenal ^.^ Can't wait till the next one.
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08.24.2010 - 20:31 | Animekitten1992
Awesome review =D
I don't think I laughed that hard in a while, especially at the "His head looks like it's coming out of his mothers vagina" part XD
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08.27.2010 - 11:05 | broomstick
AnimeKitten, your avatar is pure awesome!
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09.14.2010 - 17:11 | Sheranda:kawaii: I was waiting to use that emoticon.
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09.14.2010 - 17:12 | SherandaI meant the "kawaii" emoticon.
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08.24.2010 - 20:32 | emosucks5856
That girl is in Californication now. And i guess the sadism carried through her career cause her character writes a book called "fucking and punching".......*shutters * o_O
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08.24.2010 - 20:33 | KatjaMouse
I get through the whole video and you don't even make mention of the reality TV show until the end? So much comedy gold missed!
Critic. I am disappoint.
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08.24.2010 - 20:35 | VillainIsLemony
HOAK HOGANNN! XD
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08.24.2010 - 20:40 | FieldMarshalPatton^3i get a chuckle out of this hurhyr hur
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08.24.2010 - 20:44 | BrymstoneSean
Meh it was a OK review, I guess, but I felt it could have been a TINY bit better...but that's just me.
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08.24.2010 - 20:44 | MrLuck87This was the movie that made me realize I loved "so bad they're funny" movies. You should have added the scene where the kid gets slapped!
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08.24.2010 - 20:48 | forgottenmemoriesfm
I loved this, it's so much more special when you review something someone had a personal experience with. It makes it that much more special
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08.24.2010 - 20:50 | OtakuChan
That little girl will bE haunting my nightmares! SING!!!!
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08.24.2010 - 20:50 | Cinemas And Game CriticNice Review =)
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A return to form in my opinion Doug. You got a lot of great material out of this monstrosity. Full of win.
Best Bits:
S&M Kiddies
Crazy grandma's sweater knitting
SING! - in scary slo-mo
Mr. Jefferson convincing Hulk to do the movie (that one was a genius observation)
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09.14.2010 - 15:30 | SherandaI look forward to more scary slo-mo!
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08.24.2010 - 20:50 | TheDued92
I would hate to see Hulk Hogan in the The Expendables, not only can he not act, but now a days he can hardly move.
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08.24.2010 - 21:39 | 0dd1TAKE IT TO THE FORUMS.
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08.25.2010 - 22:54 | mumbls
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
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08.24.2010 - 21:00 | baconinthesoap64
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daaaaaaamn... I forgot just how horrible this movie was... But the review was super funny. ^^
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08.24.2010 - 21:05 | Bman54Oh wrestlers, admit you're not very good actors and stop trying.
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08.25.2010 - 12:56 | darthsaberYou do relize that wreslters are actors right? They ACT like the characters they given as their in-ring personalaty.
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08.24.2010 - 21:06 | darkmindedsith
Jeez, did Charles Manson raise those kids?
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08.24.2010 - 21:08 | CroutonsOfDeath
Awesome review, man. I know Spoony has already subjugated himself to it but I can say this isn't NEARLY as bad as "Santa with Muscles." and I would love to see you tear that one open.
Also funny you should mention 3 Ninjas, Hogan was in the third (And worst, which is saying a lot) of those films.
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08.24.2010 - 21:28 | darkmindedsithNot to be Douchy McNitpick, but Hulk was in the fourth '3 Ninjas' film, not the third. Just for clarification, bro.
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08.25.2010 - 09:39 | LordOfWin
[i][b]THERE WERE MORE 3 NINJAS FILMS!?!?!?[/b][/i] :scared: :scared: :scared:
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08.24.2010 - 21:08 | mcgovernttAwesome. I'm surprised you went with the "Muppet Movie" joke and not a "Short Circuit" joke as both feature Austin "Max/The Dad" Pendleton and you reviewed that movie already. I always confuse him with the Dad from ALF.
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08.24.2010 - 21:23 | Fracassi
I always confuse dan florek with max wright
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08.25.2010 - 01:00 | BenjaminBupkus
Oh yeah? Well, I always mix up Hulk Hogan with actually decent movies. TOP THAT. :snooty:
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08.25.2010 - 23:00 | mumblsWhen I saw "The Muppet Movie," I thought that he was Woody Allen. They're both Jewish, have glasses, and play nervous wrecks when they are on screen. Also, Buster Poindexter should stick to Singing Hot Hot Hot. Finally, I would love to punish Madeline Zima...
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08.24.2010 - 21:11 | Fluffyman
Jeez I didn't expect the "Reefer Madness" joke, I wonder if he saw the Rifftrax Live of it =)
Yeah I think those kids should be institutionalized for all the crap they pull off nearly killing their nanny.
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