Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Monday, 17 November 2008 21:36
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11.17.2008 - 09:44 | pl0xman123 - WTF
You`ve shaved away your beard??
What the crap, man?! You don`t look like the Nostalgia Critic anymore :'(
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11.17.2008 - 09:52 | pl0xman123 - Sorry! FORGOT TO SAY SOMETHING!
GREAT fuckin review! I really enjoyed it!
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11.17.2008 - 09:52 | Professori - GYAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Who are you??? The title says Nostalgia Critic, but I don't see a beard! What have you done, do you understand the magnitude of your actions? Beard is the embodiment of masculiness and manliness, the source of our manly power, the chick magnet etc.
Do you think Chuck Norris would be anything without his beard?? It's not a coincidence that he has one.
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11.17.2008 - 09:53 | gasto5
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat review!
I can't believe this movie was so shity, yet so interesting stunts and special effects.You had to shave that beard after 2 consecutive years of smelly unnecessary hair accumulation
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11.17.2008 - 09:58 | ThatFellowInTheCoat
Excellent and really funny review, Nostalgia Critic! The cameos from That Guy and Bum Reviews were definite highlights as were the appearances of Rob and Barghov.
I was a little surprised you didn't mention the "Too bad...YOU.. will die" line, but I can live with it.
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11.17.2008 - 09:58 | Ghostmayhem - Gah...
Gah...THe video's not buffering.
Mike? *Snap, snap!* (I'm tired)
Also, is it just me, or does the NC look more like a...."Dan"...without the chin-badger?
Hmmm...Dan, the critic. ;D
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11.17.2008 - 10:01 | MSH-Hitman
To be fair, it's "The Guy With the Glasses"...Not "The Guy With the Glasses and the Beard" XD
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11.17.2008 - 10:06 | Cinemysteria - BEARDLESS!!!!!!!
Oh My God, I died inside... with laughter!!!!!!! All the different characters were there!!!!!! Including the Bum!!!!! Hooray!!!!!!!
"CHANGE!!! YOU GOT CHANGE?????????!!!!!!!!!!"
This already one of my favorites!!!!!!!! Good review too!!!!!!!!
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11.17.2008 - 10:08 | Oreo
Wow it looks like all this movie cared about was the special effects even though they were cheap and crappy.
Oh and sorry about Beardy.:'(
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11.17.2008 - 10:12 | MTRodaba2468
Am I the only one reminded of Kentucky Fried Movie with everyone's reactions to the Sonya/Mileena fight?
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05.27.2009 - 20:25 | NOTYETUSEDNAME
Nah-I saw the similarity immediately. NC likes using references to KFM. Good eye for detail MTRodaba2468. Peace
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11.17.2008 - 10:17 | ephraim
Without his beard, Doug looks a little bit like the Angry Video Game Nerd. Makes you think.
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11.17.2008 - 10:18 | Kirsten425 - hahahahaha!!!!!
I will be having funny dreams tonight! Your review is epic!!!! I truly enjoyed it. I hope your beard grows back. I miss it. :'(:'(:'(:'(:'( Maybe you should get some Rogaine or try Willy Wonka's hair toffes.
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11.17.2008 - 10:19 | SMcCall64
Whoa, this week's review is up earlier than usual. It's a funny one too.
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11.17.2008 - 10:21 | Punky - bEARDIE!!!!!
I laugh so hard that I can't feel my left nostril. You made my day with that video
BTW i went to see that movie in theaters and left me with the WTF of my life XD
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11.17.2008 - 10:22 | silvananoir
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard during a review. It was great, although you really need to grow back the beard. How can I say to my friends "Yes, I would totally bang the NC" now?
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11.17.2008 - 10:23 | ColonelYao47 - Just Very Good
I admire the work of that guy with the glasses. That said, by your standards, it seemed just okay. Don't get me wrong, I really liked it. I just felt it could have been even better. If there was one thing that was lacking, it was the obligatory "Street Fighter"-M. Bison clip. After all, isn't Shao Kahn, you guessed it, taking over the world?
I will mourn your loss and give the beard best wishes, although I personally prefer the clean shave. Maybe it's the "New York Yankee" in me regarding facial hair.
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11.17.2008 - 10:23 | SolidSnake2017 - Brilliant!
I had to register just to say that this might be your greatest video yet, keep up the terrific work!
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11.17.2008 - 10:25 | pl0xman123 - YOUR BEST REVIEW EVAR!
Out of all your reviews, this one is truly your best!
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11.17.2008 - 10:29 | Rollo T
This was beyond funny. Best Nostalgia Critic to date. Very well freaking done.
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11.17.2008 - 10:31 | SpikesGirl1 - That...was...EPIC!!
Seriously, that was the greatest NC review I've ever seen in my life! I was laughing from start to finish.
It had everything: No beard (love that explanation, Doug. And guys, this was the first topic on the live chat, for those who weren't there.), AskThatGuy (finally!), Chester (HOORAY!), Beardy montage (lol!), AVGN diss (oh no you didn't!), Rob and Bhargov (omg!) and beard-drawing (haha!)!!! ...Whew...
Oh yeah, and the actual review rocked too.
Funny story: I could've seen this on TV once, but my better judgment told me not too. SO glad I avoided it now!
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11.17.2008 - 10:31 | BabyImplosion
only reason for sequel is to try and make the first one look at least half decent.
the opening was good, but 3 minutes. i enjoyed it, but didnt fit in with the rest of video. just saying, could of made the beard tribute a seperate video.
still, great review. i think you should propose that "fuck ball" ride to a six flags...... could happen
also glad to see that indian-looking fella again. its always great seeing him. wouldnt watch a show of his, he just does great pop-ins
thanks for review this
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11.17.2008 - 10:32 | iamnotincompliance
I cannot fathom how you will top that deliciously digitized awesomeness.
That is all.
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