Jaws 3D

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  • thatgirlinthebrowncoat
    Awesome :D I've heard the Jaws sequels were bad, but I never imagined this... 0.0 The dolphins!
  • MrTpug
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    The only thing he missed, which always baffeled me about this flick was it is in SeaWorld Florida....which is 50 miles from the ocean...I guess Jaws took a cab?
  • Zelkiiro
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    He's a celebrity, so...
  • M.Seijin  - WROOOOOOONG!!!
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    There's another Sea World in San Diego that is right on the water where this movie [i]clearly[/i] takes place. If you and everyone who gave you thumbs up had done your research you'd know that and would've maintained both your dignity and credibility! :pinch: Christ, I hope people read this and get smarter!
  • Magicmagicdude  - Even more wrong.
    The movie was filmed at Seaworld Orlando. I'm not sure if they outright state this in the movie but it is implied in the the film that it takes place in a new park just opening, that is the Orlando park. Sorry to burst your bubble there.
  • M.Seijin  - Wrongest of all!
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    It's not a new park that's opening, they're opening a new attraction. i/e The new undersea tunnel thingy. Also that gate that the first victim was looking is a gate that separates the park from the open ocean where the damn fish came from! So even if they did film in Orlando clearly this is implied as being the San Diego Sea World. Sorry to burst YOUR bubble. :side:
  • JunkWatcher  - Congrats, you mastered the art of being wrong
    Ehm, you do realize that you actually confirm what MrTpug said.
    The movie IS set in a newly opened theme park in Florida. You can check the following websites for it.
    Wikipedia: [url]http:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Jaws_3-D[/url]
    IMDB: [url]http://www.imdb.com/ title/tt0085750/ plotsummary[/url]
    allmovies.com: [url]http:// www.allmovie.com/work/ 25914[/url]
    Rotten Tomatoes: [url]http:// beta.rottentomatoes.com/ m/jaws_3/[/url]
    And if you can read French, you can also check the official Jaws 3D website: [url]http://www.jaws- 3d.com/blog/[/url]

    So, MrTpug is right, this movie is more stupid than the Nostalgia Critic showed it to be and your bubble has been bursted once more.
  • M.Seijin
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    [img]http:// mvlturner.files.wordpress .com/2009/09/adolf- hitler-with-himmler.jpg[/ img]
  • JunkWatcher
    Ah, another person who thinks he can insult me over the Internet. I love discussions :P.

    But seriously though, what's the problem? There's nothing wrong with being wrong for a change.
    So what if this movie is about a park in Florida, while filmed in San Diego, so you implied that it was actually set there. SO WHAT?

    This movie is about a killer shark that rampages a theme park. And whether it's in Florida, San Diego or the moon doesn't matter. The Critic didn't notice the location-contradiction (or at least didn't make fun of it). Too bad, but he isn't perfect either. End of discussion.
  • redmangc
    What are you talking about this movie was shot in Florida my Former High School provided most of the kids in that movie not to mention my mom and her bother and sisters were in those sea world stands
  • JunkWatcher
    I take it you're from San Diego then? ;).

    I never said the movie was [u]SHOT[/u] in Florida. It is [u]SET[/u] in Florida, meaning the events are happening in Florida Orlando according to the script. The whole discussion is about whether MrTpug is right or not and if there is a mistake in the movie The Critic probably didn't see.

    Start reading from the second comment on this video to read the whole story.
  • khai123
    What's up with the Hitler thing, or Der Fuhrer
  • JunkWatcher
    He's probably trying to insult me for a Nazi/Hitler lover, because I disagreed with him and proved that he was wrong about something.
  • Indy
    Oi, ENOUGH! They imply that it's being shot in Orlando (because it's on the East Coast, nearer to Amity Island). I don't think it was shot in San Diego, because I LIVE in San Diego. I go there whenever I want (and no, it doesn't compare too well with Disneyland, but I like it anyways) and I've never seen one of those locations there. Granted it was shot in the early 80's, but seriously, the places in the movie are nothing like in San Diego. No more bickering! There are no winners or failures here!... Except for this unholy barnacle encrusted whale turd of a movie! Just laugh and be happy that this mess was not shot at an aquatic-themed amusment park near you. ...That would be embarrassing.
  • JunkWatcher
    Well said, Indy. Well said.
  • lizycat
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    why do you have so much time on your hands to be negative and rude? chill dude! you were wrong just admit it!
  • olikipu
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    hI dOnt wana gett smaarteur!
  • metalmanky306
    so he made a mistake, give the guy a break!

    i hope people read this and get more self absorbed!

    sarcasm aside, dont be a douche about other peoples mistakes. it's just... douchy.
  • Sheranda
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    Why are people still talking about this?
  • keniakittykat
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    man, if sea-world is indeed 50 miles away from the ocean, then just imagine how long that underwater tunnel was! :0
  • Ladynesiko
    There is a SeaWorld in California so they was playing with that fact.
  • SonicnutNC
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    HAHA! also... DadadadDADA! Bad Jaws Sequels! (i'm still seeing all of them to see how bad)
  • idolred588
    hello im hear to talk to you all about a very important issue. it seems that assholes like me who reply to the first comment just to get on the first page arent getting as many thumbs down as they should. i assure you we work very hard to get as many people to hate us as we do. so im trying to break 70 thumbs down but i cant do it alone. i need your help. so what do you say?......lend a hand?
  • guidojacobs2002
    No, idolred588. Just to spite you, we're going to give you thumbs up. How dare we give you what you want for doing what annoys us.
  • 0dd1
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    Maybe thumbs-ups are what he wants...REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY?!??

    QUICK, NO ONE VOTE ON HIS COMMENT!!

    (Too late...darn.)
  • OriginalPatton
    I almost forgot about this POS movie. Yes this is the second worst sequel. The worst JAWS sequel is the fourth one because its so dang boring even with Michael Caine. The actual sequel JAWS 2 was a fair sequel. THANK YOU NOSTALGIA CRITIC FOR REVIEWING THIS MOVIE! Please go to a movie unfortunatly past 2000, Aliens Versus Predator Requiem. I know its past it but this movie is so bad you must review it!
  • Morgoth Bauglir
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    That's in Film Brain's department, not the Critic's. Ask [i]him[/i] to review it.
  • Nrrd Grrl
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    Actually MikeJ already did this film for Shameful Sequels, I was actually surprised to see Critic reviewing it when he has so often declined reviewing movies others have done already on the site.
  • eye
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    A fine AVP: R review:
    http:// thatguywiththeglasses.com /videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ ss/19431-avpr
  • Crazy Reviewer
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    JAWS 3 was bad but, the one that fallowed JAWS 4 The Revenge was the one in my opinion the worst of the worst. 4 makes 3 look like a decent movie.
  • TomQuoVadis
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    You know what's worse than a Jaws sequel? A Sci-Fi channel original movie rip off of Jaws.
  • RuinerXXSinCity
    Sorry but I am calling bullshit on that one. Don't get me wrong Dennis Quaid, and Lou Gosset Jr. have had their moments like "Enemy Mine" for example. Regardless seeing as how Jaws 3-D was basically nothing more then a Sea-world commercial combined with a perfect example of how not to use 3D makes it the worst in the series by far. Having the true Mrs. Brody made Revenge more then just a sequel by name. While it certainly did not do Micheal Caine's career any favors during the 80s, he still managed to make the film a bit more sufferable. On top of all that you have the infamous "Jaws roaring in pain scene" in Revenge adding an absolutely hilarious moment elevating it over 3D which was just boring.


    Doug I love ya to death but if I never have to hear you fake an orgasm again for the rest of my life it will be too soon! :)

  • Indy
    Gotta hate that roaring shark!... really. Jaws rears his head and roars. In Jaws 4. He roars. I... I can't get over that! Steven Spielberg should sue whoever made that movie!
  • Gordon Freeman  - THANK YOU!!!
    For not saying first!! :woohoo:
  • Jackman4  - I wonder...
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    If you can do a review for a good movie for once. I would like to see that. ;)
  • SonicnutNC
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    but still, @ 1:55 in the review: HAHA! Decapitated fish! XD
  • SonicnutNC
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    @ 3:20 HAHA! Severed arm!
  • Tang
    I just remember this movie from the scene in back to the future II. Ah, what a great movie. Back to the future, not jaws 3d. It's also ironic that the actor who played Lorraine also played the girlfriend at the start of this movie.
  • eviljim
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    Even 20+ years later Lea Thompson is still hot.
  • MrVoodoo999
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    Poor Lea Thompson- Jaws 3d AND Howard the duck. And yes she's hot. I have her autograph.
  • Sheranda
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    COINCIDENTAL, not IRONIC.
  • Godfather912
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    Epic! Been waiting for this one for a while and awesome as always! :D
  • rudy023
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    Mannimal Rules! Well maybe it doesn't, but Cinema Snob can talk all day about it. & I didn't know Dennis Quaid could do a Tazmanian Devil impression. :shock:
  • Dead Planet  - Re: rudy023
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    Yes. Manimal rules. As does Automan.
    Okay, a lot doesn't make sense in Manimal. Like his clothes appearing and disappearing, or when he turns into a bird his hands become the claws, or the fact he can turned into a snake and a elephant [size=x-small](Burger King)[/size] even if that does not compute with his own mass, but still, Manimal rules.

    Thx Doug, thx Brad, for this awesome review!
  • argella1300
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    i've never seen manimal, but i'm assuming that it's kind of like how beast boy can turn into a t-rex w/o any problems
  • Sheranda
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    What problems would he have?
  • powermad9
    Never saw Manimal. I was more into the Animorphs. Sounds kind of like the same-ish premise.
  • AndrewDeLong
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    Doug....yet another good one from you. Bless you and your twisted, TWISTED sense of humor!

    And the use of Cinema Snob was just pure brilliance!
  • YetAnotherGeek
    Wow...that has got to be some of the worst 3D ever. You can flat out tell which ones were supposed to be 3D.
    Also, didn't think you'd go for the hentai joke. I mean, it was odd enough hearing Linkara mention it and NGE, but you too? Not that I'm complaining, but what has this world come to?

    Finally, Cinemasnob has gotten me kinda interested in Manimal now. Apparently it didn't last even a year...still, seems kinda fun.
  • Gregdawg
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    Can anyone hear that sound?

    Dun...Dun...Dun..Dun..Dun ..Dun..Dun.Dun.Dun.Dun.Du nDunDunDunDUNDUNDUNDUN!

    Aggh its a crappy 3D sequel! Everyone swim for your lives!

    lol

    Great review, all the sequels of Jaws were horrible. 4 might be worse than this though.
  • Dead Planet  - Re: YetAnotherGeek
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    [quote=YetAnotherGeek] Finally, Cinemasnob has gotten me kinda interested in Manimal now. Apparently it didn't last even a year...still, seems kinda fun.[/quote]I could only find one t o r r e n t,[size=x-small] ssst, it´s illegal, [/size]and that video quality was pretty bad. Like VHS to 320x240 avi, but still, if you want to watch it, there are no dvd´s.
    I even think it was the same t o r r e n t CS used.
  • CageAquarium
    While it is technically illegal, I dunno if it is really so bad. If there are no DVDs then nobody is losing money on it at all. I could see why torrenting even old games like System Shock is bad (because you can still buy it on Ebay, so there is some argument that someone is losing money and you are stealing) but Manimal?

    Hell, go to town. If they didn't care enough to keep it running for more than a year I can't imagine they would care if you downloaded it.

    And I wouldn't be surprised if Cinema Snob somehow managed to have the VHS of it. He seems like the kind of guy who would have his own Big Box collection of it somehow.
  • DataTroll
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    Dear lord, don't say thing like "That must be the worst 3D movie ever." Because it isn't, and the NC will likely take it as a challenge. God help us all if he get's serious about it.

  • wattsink2009
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    B) I would have liked to see what it would have looked like in 3D! The Nostalgia Critic should eventually remake this review in 3D!
  • Sheranda
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    Believe it or not, there is a form of hentai that involves bestiality. I'm not talking about furries, either. I'm talking about... *shudder* octopus on woman. Really! Look up "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife." I guess every country has a dark, disgusting past.
  • LasVegas  - i hated this movie
    loved the review :lol:
  • Bepbo
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    Oh God... Jaws 3-D is just awful.. lol I remember watching it with my dad when I was younger
  • Korax
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    Did MikeJ review this?
  • Justice for none
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    Yeah, I'm surprised it wasn't brought up. :0
  • zackcool123
    Great Review NC! :lol:
  • Francisco_Super_Deluxe
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    Coral stealers...really?...I mean, wasn't the story about the giant, killer shark enough? Did they really have to over complicate the story of a shark that kills people at Sea World with the stupidest of plot points like coral stealers?

    Awesome cameo from everyone's friendly neighborhood Cinema Snob.
  • InformationGeek
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    Ah yes, Jaws 3-D! The only film of the franchise that can make me laugh and laugh because of the special effects. Movie four just makes me look at the effects with disgust. Curiously enough, a lot of the jokes you make were similiar to ones I made with my friends when we watched the film for the first time. Glad you pointed out how stupid those coral stealers were and how Jaws didn't seem to want to leave any evidence behind of the attack. This scene would also probably count as a Big Lipped Alligator Moment since the scene comes out of nowhere, is pretty odd, and does not effect the story in anyway.
  • LunarLycan
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    Chuck Norris riding a shark bigger than Jaws!

    Just awesome.
  • Dead Planet  - Re: Lew the Sweater Guy
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    [quote=Lew the Sweater Guy]That, my friend, is what we call "MAJESTY!"[/quote]

    [url=http:// www.cyberlore.com/ majesty/]Majesty. The Fantasy Kingdom Sim, award winning game?[/url]

    [size=x-small][url=http:/ /www.google.com/webhp? hl=en#hl=en&source=hp& q=MAJESTY&aq=f&aqi=g10& aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=& fp=95b5ca8630a93ba4] source, lol[/url][/size]
  • Witney  - Wow.
    I work at a movie theater in L.A., and a few years back, we had a special 3-D festival. We brought in a special silver screen and everything. "Jaws 3-D" was one of the better looking of the 3-D films, and, compared to some of the other shlock we played ("Parasite," "Ape," some 3-D porn from the '70s), it was actually solid and well-made in comparison.

    I take comfort in the knowledge that the current 3-D trend will eventually pass, like it has so many times in the past.

    Keep up the good work.

    -Witney
  • Dreadwing
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    I sincerely hope 3D doesn't catch on for too long again in today's world; it seriously hurts my eyes.
  • maximon  - lol
    very good review, i like the black guy and sea world jokes. also i'm glad you are back from molassia.
  • Beanie
    The black guy obviously getting eaten first reminded me of Deep Blue Sea where Samuel L Jackson gets munched by a shark very early in while giving a motivational speech, though curiously LL Cool J survives til the end :P

    Great review man! :woohoo:
  • THOOM
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    Well Louis Gossett survived here. I think.The rule is killer shark movies must be that as long as one black person is sacrificed, another can survive.
  • Jegsimmons
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    jaw one was good..jaws 2 was ok...jaws 3 killed it. and jaws four was the Sea version of Phantom Menace.
  • xDaniel7x
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    Did you forget about jaws 5? ;)
  • Jegsimmons
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    jaws 5? ew....dude children visit this site be clean!
  • Marshmallowcreampie
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    I saw this movie when I was like, 10. It didn't scare me at all. Hell, I recall I laughed at the part with the floating head. XD Honestly, that's all horror movies have become, really. All gore, no horror. People think they can subsitute extra gore for horror but it really doesn't work. This was a stupid movie. Great review as always, NC!
  • Slick-Rob
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    Ah the movie that destroyed the franchise. Wonderful to see you take this on!
  • The FanFic Critic
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    Wow...that was bad...terrible. Worst. 3-D movie. Ever.
  • Hands Gröbber
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    Dunno man..StreetDance 3D looks pretty bad as well :P
  • TragicGuineaPig
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    WHACK-A-JAWS!!

    Oh, and...
    CHUCK NORRIIIISSSSSS!! riding a Shark as big as JAAAAWWWWWS!!!
  • bandgeek951
    Doug, seeing this has made me VERY thankful that I never saw this movie. Great review as always! :woohoo:
  • Brassman
    Loved the Snob's cameo...
  • Stingrayx00  - New N.C
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    SA-WEET
  • mediocrepanda
    Oh my god, i peed a little at the kissing couple scene.
  • bearkat84
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    WOW that was the worst 3d ive ever seen. love the sea world product placement since i am a former employee (and hated working there). forwarded it to all of my former co-workers on facebook. look for new converts to your greatness thanks to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • RanHakubi
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    There is one other thing that can stop Jaws, besides British guys stuck in her throat holding hand grenades.

    Batman with a light saber.
  • lordbeodo  - you mean like THIS!?!?!?
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    http:// i1010.photobucket.com/ albums/af230/cossolo/ batmanlightsaber.jpg
  • Sheranda  - Is this better?
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    http://www.flickr.com/ photos/47852172@N07/ 4431026216/
  • Mos
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    the jaws music is the most memorible about the series
  • Sheranda
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    And recognizable.
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