The Care Bears Movie

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  • rudy023
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    The Care Bears are like Ma-Ti, they have the power of heart!
  • KingGramJohnson  - re:
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    [quote=rudy023]The Care Bears are like Ma-Ti, they have the power of heart![/quote]

    Agreed!
  • TexasProudCowgirl
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    And they're about as useless as Ma-ti too. I'm kinda surprised Doug didn't make that connection.
  • JunkWatcher
    I think he felt that the "heart"-jokes got a little old. Like the "Of course" and "Big lipped Alligator moment" jokes.

    Edit: Wow, I just noticed that I got quite a lot thumbs down on this. So, I guess I should clarify a couple of things.

    [b]I AM NOT TRYING TO SAY THAT THOSE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY.[/b]

    In fact, he uses them perfectly.
    But, I don't know if you guys noticed it, but he doesn't use them anymore. I think he's careful not to overuse those running jokes.
    Like he says in his commentary special for Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (http:// thatguywiththeglasses.com /videolinks/ thatguywiththeglasses/ specials/13481-sonicc): "Here is the thing about running jokes, you can keep the joke running, but you have to add spins on it, twists."

    So, he either can't come up with any new twists or he thinks it's time for something completely different. And I think (meaning that its a probability, something I'm not sure about) that it's the last thing.

    Please, people, don't get me wrong. I love Doug Walker.
    He's like the greatest comedian on the Internet, seriously.
    And to me, also because of this sort of thing: he knows when to stop, but he always comes up with something new.
  • jaspatrick
    "of course" rocks
    just saying...
  • Sensei_Rebel
    This is joke science, people.
  • Danny Astro
    I understand where your coming from but your putting way too much thought into it.
  • JunkWatcher
    Actually, I don't think so.
    First of all, it ain't easy being a comedian.
    Second, I had like 20, 30 thumbs down and only 3 ups when I wrote the edit. So I figured a lot of people misunderstood me and I don't want that.
    Because, third, I love to discuss on the Internet and that doesn't work if people misunderstand you. ;)
  • TexasProudCowgirl
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    I actually kinda miss the Big Lipped Alligator Moments. That's my favorite running gag. That and Chuck Norris and the Elephant gag.
  • Rock Golem
    aah, I hope he brings em back every once and a while even if it's just for nostalgic value, they really were great running jokes, still are.
  • Apathetic One
    [b]I also agree with the first comment. Please down vote this...[/b]
  • REVIEWER RICK
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    The care bears are able to bring the dead back to life by making a giant circle, and chanting "We Care" !

    Hehe, I like this review, keep up the good work.
  • Spectre
    Yeah, which is why they all collectively suck.

    I'm sorry Ma-Ti, someone had to say it......actually forget it. I'm not sorry.
  • PublicEnemy
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    hahahaha, wow rudy023, I think your the first person to have a first comment that has 50 thumbs up instead of 50 thumbs down
  • Ryguy987
    As a dick, shall I say that you forgot to say first?

    Also, good episode, Doug! Looking forward to future installations in the NC series!
  • Doombringer759
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    So THATS whats in Ask That Guys book!
  • KingGramJohnson  - Fantastic
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    Been waiting, my thought coming soon!

    Mr. Cherrywood needs to die!

    Did you guys notice the magician talking about the junk in his trunk?! Messed up!

    Ha! Jersey sucks! I'm from New York, so I know. I could see the Jersey smog from my home.

    Braveheart ROCKS!!! Fail!

    Overall, great review! I loved the Star Wars reference, That kid's face was totally creepy! Thanks, Critic!

    -KingGramJohnson
  • MeowthRocket
    hee hee, I used to love the care bears...

    thought on the review coming soon.
  • Virgil_theBadassPoet
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    Me too. Ironically, I saw the second movie before seeing the first. That was one of those underrated instances where the sequel was better. Why? The villain was a shape-shifter and had actual depth to his character.

    This review is win. I laughed so many times I lost count.
  • Whoopsey  - thx
    hanks douggo
  • SuperNemesis
    That movie sucked but still a great review. :)
  • DrFunk  - Look what I found...
    Whoever it is is quick:

    [img]http:// i39.tinypic.com/ 27yded.jpg[/img]
  • powermad9
    Wow...
    Quick doesn't begin to describe it
  • Darkherdt1725
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    “Taste the Rainbow Mother Fucker!!”

    Ok that was funny as hell, Great review NC. :)
  • Axe-Handler
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    Nice one, Doug. I never liked the Care Bears, even as a kid, and therefore never even saw this movie.

    Until a few weeks ago when my younger siblings watched it on Netflix. AUGH. Yuck.
  • Zeenix0  - We need more ma-ti!
    Mati is awesome! Why isin't he in more of the episodes? Hes awesome! I'm the leader of the mati fanclub.
  • Bill_M
    There were gummi bears named after them...
  • darkwynd
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    yeah, but don't try to compare both, the gummi bears were superior by far, mostly due to the medieval background and misterious aura.
    BTW, loved the "taste the rainbow, muddafucker!" part.
  • Ebalance
    Are you talking about the candy or the Disney Series? BTW the Disney series "Gummi Bears" was completely unrelated to Care Bears, I think they just wanted to have their own "cuddly bears" series... also at one time both series aired on Disney Channel...
    "Gummi Bears" had a totally different premise, and was aimed at a slightly older audience...

    Care Bears (4 to 7)

    Gummi Bears (6 to 10)

    I watched both and liked the Gummi Bears series better, but preferred the concept of the Care Bears... I guess because my favorite character in Gummi Bears was not one of the bears... it was Cavin... and in Care Bears it was Goodluck, followed by Grumpy...
  • Gojira1954
    "Book of the Dead". Nice one Doug, nice.
  • G0069
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    Wow, Braveheart sucked. XD...... the lion, not Mel.
  • craftyandy
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    I watched that movie a thousand times when I was four.
  • Evil Ed
    this reminds me of peanutbutter balls
  • bandgeek951
    Best. Review. Yet. B) NC, you rock, pure and simple.
  • Nemesis67
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    haha funny as hell as always. awesome review cant wait til next week :cheer:
  • Kenotic  - Carole King?!?
    The woman who wrote Tapestry and gave the Monkees their most trippy songs both wrote and sang the Care Bears theme.

    That's "Little Richard singing the 'Casper' theme" sadness.
  • MeowthRocket
    I'm slowly starting to remember this movie... having it on a VHS long long ago.
  • Neko Chan
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    AAAAAH!!! CARE BEARS TRAUMATIZED ME WHEN I WAS FIVE!!!!!
  • Sheranda
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    HOW?!!!!!
  • TwilightWolf
    Did anybody else notice the typo when he was trying to sell the penguin? "Steal form them if you must, Santa says it's okay."
  • ThatGuyInTheHeadband
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    I don't see anything wrong with that statement, except, of course, everything about it. :D :lol:
  • ChaosD1
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    I make that typo like, every five minutes. It's one of the easier ones to miss and a spell-checker won't pick up on it.
  • billgh4  - Good
    'Taste the rainbow' xD
    Best one in a while, NC.
  • Dead Planet
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    I liked "wait, I can give you an happy ending" beter.
  • TexasProudCowgirl
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    I plan on calling my mom tomorrow and apologizing to her.

    And I think that kid was as bad as William Hung, if not worse. I literally covered my ears. That's bad.

    Great lip syncing on the Star Wars reference too. That part always creeped me out as a kid. And the Judge Doom reference was nicely done too. Shit a brick myself on that one.
  • nerdsman567
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    The "Care-Critters :huh: " are pretty much useless.
  • Ebalance
    Care Bear Cousins... they have more of a role in the second movie...
  • Professor_McQuack  - Timelord
    Is it just me, or do Nicolas and The Doctor look oddly similar?

    http://i44.tinypic.com/ 2u7lqaf.png
  • THE MASTER
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    Oh my god he does. :0
  • PhoenixZero
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    I think Nicholas [i]IS[/i] The Doctor.
  • Ebalance
    You mean Nicholas is the one telling the story? B/c if so, you're right.
  • adrasl300
    At around 16: 00 "I guess all they need to know is that he too lived happily ever after. Happier than I ever thought I could be!"
    Yeah that pretty much says it.
  • Pandoya
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    I have to agree, especially when when his hair is blown about by evil.
  • HugoLuman  - Critic, I challenge you!
    Critic, I challenge you to the ultimate, earth-shattering, fan-rending review! [b]Old Vs. New: Doctor Who[/b]
  • maximon  - 3 fails
    that was so funny. braveheart runs into danger and gets his butt handed to him. i never even heard of this movie, but i did watch the show three times. i stopped watching it b/c it wasn't funny.
  • Animikean
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    We played Care Bears 2nd movie in college projected onto a wall as everyone got completely wasted, and it was still heavy handed dreck.
  • Cornbane
    I stayed up waiting for this. Glad I did.

    "What kind of toppings do you want"?
    "I don't care.. NO, NO, WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN... *sigh*"
  • jdh1271
    Poor Carole King and Mickey Rooney. I agree with you on why Carole King did it, but Rooney? My guess is that he did it because he had grandkids or something.

    if Stalkers count as friends than I know a girl who really wants to be my friend, that must be why she took a piece of my hair.

    'TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHA FUCKA!' I love that line!

    Also a big yes on the Judge Doom reference
  • batfan  - "Form"
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    This is the part where I point out that “from” is misspelled, but countless other people will ignore this comment and post the same thing, resulting in tons of posts all informing NC that he misspelled a word.
    Or not.
    Hopefully this will be stop too many other people from saying it, so that Doug doesn’t have to read the same nitpicky post over and over, and we can all focus on other, more positive things, like how funny that FAIL joke was, or how awesome that Roger Rabbit reference was, or how none of us can wait for KICKASSIA!
  • Dead Planet
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    [quote=batfan]This is the part where I point out that “from” is misspelled, but countless other people will ignore this comment and post the same thing, resulting in tons of posts all informing NC that he misspelled a word.[/quote]This is the part where I point out that YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO POST THIS!
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