AVGN Wizard Rant

Sunday, 27 April 2008 01:10

(177 votes, average 4.81 out of 5)

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05.13.2008 - 07:08 | justebelmont

Wow...you kind look like the same way after your transformers review. Take a chill pill bro.

05.13.2008 - 14:32 | Curiosity Inc

I'm not entirely sure, but I think the AVGN just got solidly PWND. I don't like using net-speak often, but the term absolutely applies here. The AVGN just got ripped a new asshole.

Absolutely hilarious.

05.14.2008 - 02:10 | Makawee

I hope the nerd will response to this someday, that would be really cool. Anyway, hilarious vid!

05.14.2008 - 06:41 | Miguelitro

Writing that insult would take 4 lines at number 10 font. But is the best insult ever

05.15.2008 - 09:55 | mew4ever23

Wow.. best insult ever. How long will the feud go on?

05.19.2008 - 04:43 | xH1Mx

I bet AVGN was just toying with him. after those rant videos i think he decided he would play along. But nothing beats NC. His reviews are better than IrateGamer (is he even funny at all?) Awesome Video Games and Angry Video Game Nerd himself.

Btw how long did it take you to come up with all those insults?

05.19.2008 - 06:24 | benzaie

HEY this final montage is pretty damn funny, and we can actualy see that you master How to do a generic holywood movie, and that might be handy in the future :D

05.19.2008 - 08:02 | MindGame

Well...as it seems, AVGN has been suspended from YouTube.

...huh.

05.22.2008 - 00:35 | VaultComplex

I like how you used "Big Nose" as one of the insults. Is that a Roxanne reference?

05.28.2008 - 06:02 | Bordeaux

Wellll... I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery. But still. Eat him.

02.19.2012 - 05:38 | yokokurama007 - AVGN

that is just as bad as the late georg carlin

05.31.2008 - 12:45 | tapirtoon

Thats the most Adjectives iv'e ever heard in one sentence.

06.09.2008 - 18:56 | Spectere

House: You forgot "sewer sipping" between "uncircumcised" and "whore mongering." For shame. ;)

Other than that, nice transcription!

06.12.2008 - 01:31 | Divock

The AVGN has finally responded! LOL!

And as a comment on this movie: I think you should try and break the world record for the longest insult! HILARIOUS! ;D

06.13.2008 - 03:21 | Game_over

AVGN fans just flaged and forced the deletion of this video on Youtube. Second time I'm saying this. Just wanted to make sure.

James, keep your fans under control.

06.13.2008 - 07:17 | God

LMAO!! Best part of this vid was when he said AVGN has become the irategamer and you hear the boos.. No one sucks as bad as the irategamer LOL

06.13.2008 - 20:56 | wanyal

Wow, another waste of my life dedicated to some comments posted on videos. I hope you see this "That guy with the glasses". You're making a big deal over nothing.

06.14.2008 - 01:42 | chibiace

my last post didnt post, but good job, I can see it is kind of a joke becuase you used his I love the power glove...its so bad...but really, fanboys hate when you "Call out" Their beloved thing, I am a nerd fan, but I wont go out of my way to flag all your videos or what not, I may have another person I need to keep tabs on

06.14.2008 - 02:03 | Curiosity Inc

[quote]Wow, another waste of my life dedicated to some comments posted on videos. I hope you see this "That guy with the glasses". You're making a big deal over nothing.[/quote]Dude, it's a joke. Do you really think NC was serious when he said that the AVGN could conceivably rip off the NC with only 24 hours?

06.15.2008 - 07:19 | CaCtUs2003

You dirty, stuck up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horsefaced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, head-jabbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, hole-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore-mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, hole-biting, carnivorous, mail-ordered ASSHOLE!!!

This may not be entirely accurate, but it's as close as I can get it.

06.15.2008 - 07:22 | CaCtUs2003

Shit, didn't realize someone else posted it already. . .

:(

06.15.2008 - 10:06 | Ghostmayhem

I actually put that rant as my ringtone. :D
It's awesome...

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