Kazaam

(678 votes, average 4.94 out of 5)
Comments (413)
  • shadowmario
    yeah your right he does suck big time :angry:
  • Overlord9008
    Yeah, he does suck a lot. :X :pinch: :!:
  • Eurashal
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    He sucks Green Eggs and Ham :P
  • yoshi1096
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    i agree shaq sucks asses!
  • razorath
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    who doesn't know that?
  • LazerTurtle
    true he's a really shitty actor but a rather great basketball player he should really just stick to that.
  • NegaJoe
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    I agree.
  • blushapple  - Woa.
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    That beginning caught be off guard. Must be really bad if the Nostalgia Critic starts off yelling.

    It's a Dr. Suess genie.
  • shadowmario
    I have seen the Nostalgia critic angry but yelling a the beggining woah :0 that is a surprise :(
  • batsy2
    once agian your reviews are victoriuous
  • DaMentalTeen44
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    Shaq + Rapping = Sign of the Apocalypse.

    Another awesome video. The movie did have a lot of pedophile moments... A LOT!!
  • JinLee86
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    This is probably my favorite movie-related episode. What a great birthday present! Hilarious as always.
  • KAP
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    I remember seeing this movie in theaters. Ouch.
  • Justice
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    I saw it with my grandpa and remeber saying "is this one worse than the shaq video game :?: :?: :?: [size=x-large][/size]
  • NinjaWraith
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    you spent money to see this? Your right. OUCH. :dry:
  • CloudHiro
    well, it was a Shaq movie, and they said in the previews he'd be rapping. you have no one to blame but yourself for seeing it in theatres cause there is no way that combo can produce anything decent.
  • MetalHeadMat
    I find it odd he didn't mention it was directed by Paul Micheal Glaser (Starsky from the original Starsky And Hutch Series)
  • chewee123
    One of your best!
  • Oreo
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    HE WENT THROUGH A HOLE, WHAT DO WE DO?!
    Oh we go through the hole..

    These reviews just keep getting better and better!;D
    (brb nice rhyming;))
  • nick_izzy92  - haha omg!!!!
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    BAD TOUCH!!!!! lol

    fortunately for me i cant remember this horrible movie

    great review i look forward to your next;D
  • Gammelmann  - Damn
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    Your reviews just keeps on getting better, awsome job!;D
  • John Dagger  - OMG LOL ROFL BBQ
    These movies just what I need to get through the day...and a hole in a fence!
  • Rockula
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    Green eggs and ham it? WHYYYYYYYYY?
  • SpadeAce  - Best Parts
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    "The movie stars Shaq O'Neil"
    *gets up out off chai in attempt to leave*
    "Sit back down!":D

    "There's a difference between rapping and rhyming. This is rapping."
    "Now this is rhyming...I saw a duck. I got a lot of luck...This movie's fucked.

    "...But Max doesn't believe him -- imagine that,-- and so Shaq tries to show off his powers but......Wow...[i]my[/i] wish actually came true."
    *Kazoo? Kazoo?*
    "Right here Dumb-Dumbs."

    *Look, Max. I don't intend to try and take the place of your real father.*
    "I just wanna be the guy who humps your mother. :D:D:'(

    "Am I the only one who's freaked out by this? A tall, beareded man with an evil grin is following a little boy around, (SpadeAce: Oh god. I already know where this is going. :D) offering him treats, and saying he can make all of his dreams come true......This is a family film, right?" :D

    *What's the matter? Is ur tongue broken? Times like this, u should be stokin'*
    "U want the smell 2 b good and I'm not jokin'? Grab urself a J and get to smokin'. No truer words have ever been spoken. It'll seem better once u've been tokin'. See? I can do it too. It's not that hard." :D
  • JustSomeDude
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    Wow, that movie really is horrible!
    I never new Shaq was such a pervert :(

    Brilliant work again from the NC.

  • Aguyok  - lol
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    That was awesome.
  • capnlove
    Good thing you remembered it. That way, I won't have to.
  • moscoweddie
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    I actually dont like citizen Kane that much. I think it was revolutionary, but not an entertaining film.
  • ivanvas55  - Horrible Movie
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    Bad movie, great review but I think no one was really taking this movie seriously, not even Shaq so give the guy a break he just wanted to have some fun.
  • phastman99  - great review
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    Yet another great review, I can't wait for the AVGN vs NC showdown im a huge fan of both. lol when he said "ON MY HAIRY ASS!!!!!!"
  • Sjuge  - He went through a hole!!
    What do we do?!

    Ow. Laughing pains.
  • Rash
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    I actually rented this as a kid.

    Please don't ask me why.
  • Rhomega
    Wow...what's up with the glass of water...and the flying bicycle...and those kids who took 10 seconds to figure out to go through the hole in the fence?

    This movie sucks. My brother saw it in theaters, and I feel sorry for him.
  • Mr Insert Random Color Here  - OMFG
    TGWTG, you are officially an internet MASTER!!! Seriously, awesome job; I was laughing like a lunatic the whole time.
    Ah, Kazaam, the only movie that makes you want Michael Jordan back on screen...on second thought, I'd rather they both be restricted to corporate whoreing.
  • Dr Dib
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    I heard of Kazaam and maybe watched parts of it on the Disney channel, but I am glad I never watched it in full. I probably would have been scarred for life. The video review was also hilarious with all the different innuendos. I was a little surprise that he didn't mention Sonic the Hedgehog warning kids about pedophilia, but that was probably because Doug wouldn't have watched a show meant for preschoolers in 1993.

    I was a preschooler at the time so all is fine for me.

    P.S.: Rob needs to practice his shooting somewhere else.
  • Cferra  - Well done
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    Good work! If only it was that easy to erase movies like that. Sadly, this movie's with us and is panned by everyone. And Shaq? Well, I think we all know what's happened to his carrer and we all know the Celtics rule. They just won't be acting any time soon.

    Good review. Can't wait to see the epic battle later this week. Keep up the good work! Way to keep 'em wanting more!
  • SMcCall64
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    I remember seeing this movie in theaters with my family because it was my birthday.

    It was the worst birthday ever.
  • M. Mori
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    New Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick in one day?

    BEST. MONDAY. EVER.
  • TheDramaticMonarch  - SHAQGASM!!
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    I'm so fortunate I was never suckered into seeing this movie when I was a kid. :P

    Though nonetheless, I was laughing my ass off over the Pepsi! Gatorade! Viagra! sponsored Mortal Kombat style fight and near screaming in horror over the pedo moments (and you just had to use that pedophile from Family Guy, didn't you?! *shiver* ).

    Oh god...and the Bodyguard moment too. What a fine display of Shaquille O' Neill's [i]extraordinary[/i] acting skills. :P

    This review is totally worthy of the Shaqga--erm, Nostalgiagasms. Um...I mean...you get the point. :D
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