Super Mario Brothers: The Movie

(412 votes, average 4.88 out of 5)
Comments (312)
  • Alvin
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    I'm just going to come in and say that this video is your finest work, 'nuff said.
  • Van Piorsing
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    "They're father and son and brothers ?"

    lol
  • Mr Awesome  - Que
    Que the broke back mountain music :lol:
  • slim chonson
    Awesome review, Mr. Critic. That was a terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible movie.
  • Mattato
    "Not funny plus not funny EQUALS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!"

    Why no mention of this movie's version of Yoshi though?
  • AlbertWikoWonkavitz
    Mama-mia! The Super Mario Brothers-a movie sucks-a donkey balls-a! :P
  • tapirtoon
    Godddddd! Mario will never be good as a movie.
  • Mr. Easterband
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    I really can't believe how incredibly bad this movie is. But if you think the movie was bad then you should read the book based on the movie... I think that you will even appreciate the movie after reading something that shitty.
  • Mr-Kipling
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    the brokeback mountain bit never fails to make me laugh :D
  • SMBMovieFan
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    I like this move (waits for vote downs)
  • shorty_bobert
    Bowser wasn't a dragon... :(
  • garethxxgod
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    I'm one of the few that actually liked this movie. It's cheesy early 90's fun that obviously doesn't do the game justice....but in reality some elements of the game wouldn't work like they do in the game anyways.

    Either way, this review is hilarious.

    "Mario and Luigi are brothers...no no no Father and Son"

    I laughed so hard when I heard that.
  • AVPGuyver21
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    One of most hilarious video i seen in a long time.
  • tbussard
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    You forgot to mention the Bob-omb with the Reebok symbol on it's foot.

    Mario sends the Bob-omb after Koopa, but it falls into an grating, only to walk across the street, [i]UP A PIPE[/i], and along the underside of a walkway where Koopa is standing. Just before it blows up, you can see the shameless product placement that is...Reebok.

    To this day, I have worn Nikes.
  • ShiksaWithChutzpah
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    I saw the movie in the theater when I was 10 years old. To say I was disappointed is a gross understatement. I hope John Leguizamo keeps this film off his resume. Thank you for the awesome review! ;D
  • Joker
    You know what pisses me off is the fact that I have friends that actually like this POS. Its incredible to me. None of them have the temerity to call themselves gamers though, thank God.
  • avatar
    Yeah, Not to mention that besides the fact that this movie sucked and blew at the same time. The movie was released in 1993, while the last Mario Bros. game at that time was release in 1988, with no plans on releasing a new one any time soon! Gotta wonder what the studio's were thinking. "Here's a game no one played in 5 years. (!!!) The kids will drool over this obsolete gaming console game!"
  • Doctor Fail PhL  - Hmm... you seem to have missed the mark
    By a mile... Obviously their tragic flaw was not thinking that five years after the most recent release in the most popular video game franchise of its time would still be cared about by kids; smart one. It was hiring the "crack team" husband and wife combo of Rocky Morton and Annabell Jankel, who wanted a darker pseudo new york cyberpunk world instead of the mushroom kingdom, and decided it was too cliche and expensive to make bowser what he ACTUALLY IS; a giant koopa... (WHICH MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS MRS. JANKEL!!!) Eventually, after multiple fights over the script the two morons had written, it somehow became worse, after that everything went into a downward spiral, as the "crushing" deadline and lack of budget as well as the fact that apparently Mr. Morton is an asshole and pissed off the actors finished this crap off with the mother of all fatalities the concept "art" for the goombas.
    Mario could have been a good movie, and should have, if only they had been more realistic with the date they gave nintendo, and had thought about hiring directors who could actually have success in the movies.
  • Monado
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    Why do your videos load slower then the ones on Youtube?
  • Arctus TH
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    What's your first name?
    Luigi: "Luigi"
    Now what's your last name?
    Mario: "Mario"
    SHUT THE **** UP!

    lol
  • stevo38
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    man this movie was complete fucking garbage. i cant believe i actually watched this review.

    this movie scarred my poor fragile child mind more then Kazzam! ever could.

    hey, NC, you should review that shite.

    Like, how the fuck did they get a 7 foot tall black man to pose as a genie that was trapped in a boom box for thousands of years?? Did they have boom boxes thousands of years ago?? did i miss something??

    probably did, i think i was probably vomiting in my mouth when the explanation was on.
  • stevo38
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    but it was still funny NC, i love your ass... not this movie lol it was pretty vile...
  • RentheadSuperstar
    Hey Sir, great Review It inspired me to write the greatest script and plot that is a sequel to the Super Mario Bros. which will be two hundred times better than the first film. If you are intrested I could send you a copy when I finish. If you are intrested...
  • Solid_Gabriel
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    I see people always making fun of Luigi on videos over the internet, about the fact that nobody ever remembers him, cares about him.
    But that's just because if they do, it will be a great piece of Sh*t, just like in the movie!!!


    PS: Oh, and Luigi's mansion also sucked. :D
  • JackG2
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    Hey, Solid_Gabriel... fuck you. Lugi's Mansion was actually a pretty fucking good and underrated game. It was basically Resident Evil made for kids... and it was awesome.
  • Iconbuster
    I remember as a kid liking this movie, but I agree with everything you said in this review.
  • HOTsuma91
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    YES! Please review Kazzam!! That movie was horseshit!

    And well done, hahaha I honestly couldn't rip into this movie any better than you did. Though I'm really suprised you didn't touch on how stupid Yoshi was in the movie. Just looking at him, you feel violated.
  • ilikemovies
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    I barely remember this movie, I first saw it when I was eight years old on Pay per view and there are only two scenes I remember from this movie. the begining(I think) where Mario and Luigi are making pizza in a truck... or something, and the scene here mario dances with Queen Latifa.... Yeah.
  • Ekudd
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    Mario and Luigi arent father and son. Luigi say " Mario raised me. He´s like a mom, father......." all that crap.

    But still funny.
  • Airguitar Demon
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    Not funny + not funny also = The Simpsons Movie, or any other movie reviewed in this section XD
  • ChadVision
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    I remember watching this and thinking
    WTF?
  • ashfoxx
    I'm surprised you actually misconstrued the idea that Mario was Luigi's Dad. Luigi was merely saying Mario was LIKE a father to him, not actually saying he WAS his father. Thats just stupid. And it is logical that both of their last names are MARIO hence the title MARIO BROTHERS, as in the surname MARIO. Its stupid, but it's just to avoid a plot hole, which did fail in every other aspect of this film.

    And the goombas, you are correct. they are the complete polar opposite of what they were in the game: large head small body. the movie, tiny head huge body. wtf.
  • CJ-1
    Yeah. There should be a NC F*ck Ups Part 4 explaining this mistake. Who's with me?
  • Dove
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    Classy AND Classic
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