Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movies

(410 votes, average 4.91 out of 5)
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  • Tizoc
    ...TMNT movie Rocks!...used to rock...man!, the turtles were so cool when I was a kid, cartoons, games, toys, they were great.

    But not even this new movie was a decent come back, as a way to forget mistakes from the past, It was just not good enough.

    Nice review.

    COWABINGOOO!
  • Van Piorsing
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    They should make a 4th movie about Turtles, just for Nostalgia Critic and his reaction to another very exciting and "long" fight between Shredder and Turtles.

    Hilarious review. One of the best, in my opinion.
  • Spectere
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    I'd just started to drink some water when the "five minutes later" text popped up at the end. Needless to say, my monitor just got a shower. XD
  • Julinde
    im still a TMNT fan...so long as i dont see the movies or the new cartoon show for them...-_-;
  • Butcher
    you're SO right... you know, the thing that pissed me off more than anything were those two freaks instead of Rocksteady and Beabop... I wanted to see those two in the TMNT movies SO much...

    P.S. the new CG TMNT also disappointed me to be honest. it's not BAD but it didn't meet my expectations. and I expected to see them fight all of those.. well... bad guys
  • kayla
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    "...ok maybe only i did that..." hahahahahahhahahahaha you're awesome dude.
  • Link
    Shaft!
    Awesome review man
  • Lordifani
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    GEEK OUT MODE, horribufuckus! This is classic! I LMAO! :D :D :D
  • Maphisto86
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    Has anyone noticed the difference between this version and the original when it first came out on Youtube. Like for example the different clip about asking Mobsters to "punish turtles", it was originally a clip from the movie Good Fellas.

    Also when the Nostalgia Critic brings up how stupid it was for the Ninja Turtles to be using toys, foodstuffs and other household goods as weapons in the second film, the original clip was Shredder saying "fools".

    Wonder why it was changed?
  • Ninko
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    No matter how many times I see this one, I die of laughter at the "freak-out" at the end . XD
    And Map, probbly cause he felt it would be funnier of look better. It's up to him to direct his videos. ^^
  • The G-Man
    6:13

    Oh My God I just pissed myself from laughter.
  • Iconbuster
    When I was a little kid and I saw ninja turtles Three I almost cried because of how bad it was. I remember walking home and saying, "where Shredder?" I'm Glad to see that both you and the nerd share my pain on how bad that movie was.

    Ps. I really love the first movie, and thought the second one was pretty of cool.
  • urnge drank
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    Beautiful ending, that sums it all up right there. Though thankfully we have your adversary, the devious Angry Video Game Nerd, to give us the play-by-play of just how awful TMNT3 is (especially since I've never seen either... but I think I saw the VHS on my parents' shelf; dear god, do I dare tempt the fates and subject myself to such torture out of sheer curiosity?).
  • DonZabu
    I'm still crying over the Spike Lee bit.
    Imagine they really did it like that.
  • Jester
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    Man, that's great one thing though:
    You say that Casey looks like Jason's "Gay Canadian Cousin" or something to that effect which would have been a great time to pull a line from the film where Donatello calls Casey claustrophobic and Casey, misunderstanding him says, "You want a fist in the mouth? I' ain't even looked at another guy before."
  • neofreak77
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    realy realy nice dude you always make me laugh
    and the new show ask that guy with the glasses, sweet dude
  • ThatFellowInTheCoat
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    They're showing Ninja Turtles III on the Canadian station Teletoon at this very moment. However, I only watched a bit and decided I had already had enough. The Japanese samurai palace scene just bored me to death and the Turtles looked really odd.
  • Dove
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    Jumpsuit > Raincoat!
  • Phalyn
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    @ Caroline C are you sure? I thought it was from the Mob meeting from Batman '89
  • Ravedrake  - .........
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    Lol Bullshit! What kind of battle was that?! Awesome!! The first movie I enjoyed watching, the same as the second movie. But it pissed me right off on how the Shredder dies in the second movie! Really was bullshit!! You think they would've added in the fact that Super Shredder is SUPPOSE to have super STRENGTH!! And the third movie..........only thing to say is it was the biggest piece of shit to ever come across the Ninja Turtle world AND the movie world! BIG disappointment! :(
  • mysticlink89
    Great Review! I bought the 1st and 2nd movie last year to remember the good old days, of when I ran around yelling DAMN because the turtles did it, and the movies were still amazing!

    Except of course as you said April being not good looking and in a jumpsuit, as well as the lack of Rocksteady and Bebop with anti climatic endings... but still good. OH I didn't even waste my time even thinking about number 3.

    Anyone ever notice in the old tv shows how at some points the turtles would have the wrong color mask on or in some episodes the a turtle or other character would be played by another voice actor?

    Its like... did they run out of the color purple so they decided to color Don's mask red hoping no one would notice? Did the voice actor call out sick or something so they picked some other random guy hoping we wouldn't notice? Ah. Good times.
  • Shinigami
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    Just like you, I also liked from TMNT and I loved movies. Even third one seemed those days in eyes of kid good movie just becouse it had turtles in it. It's sad fact that I didn't know to ask better then and I bet that none of us did.
  • WARP10CK
    Lol I just love the reaction when supershredder gets buried by falling wood
  • Hypatia  - TMNT
    awsome review dude... i have seen all of these 3 movies when i was growing up and i agreed then and i agree now... they suck... but i actually registered to your site for 2 solid reasons... 1. love your stuff.. 2. to offer you a challenge... after seeing the shitball of a movie calle ALONE IN THE DARK i wanted to kill myself... and if you fancy a challenge and/or are a tad suicidal go ahead and review this god awful piece of dogshit.
  • chaossquid
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    The SHAFT part is priceless. And true!
  • Keroshino
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    -Nostalgia Critic-
    If this movie was done nowadays Chances are that they would of made it all Computer Images “huh Bullshit”...lol

    wow....i was hoping you would reference the new 3D movie....thanks ;D


    Geek out mode...lol.....hope we see more of that
  • TimADugan
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    Ya know, I never really liked those cookies. Cheez-its WERE more my thing though. ;)
  • Green-Hell  - ...
    I'd like to see the original cut. Seems pretty cool.
  • JamesBond007
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    shit, he copyrighted Horrifuckus.
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