Bebe's Kids

(656 votes, average 4.84 out of 5)


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Comments (442)
  • ESPNfanatic35
    I agree this movie was a disaster, nothing but pointless filling, bad rapping, and NO PLOT!!!
  • MetroidCaesar  - btw
    do imdb a favor, go to their page and 1 or 2 this crap, the score is way too high

    http://www.imdb.com/ title/tt0103783/ ratings#reports
  • Shrimppuff
    hey, i liked potc3! dick
  • Cronnix
    Do yourself a favour, and dont shit on movies only because NC thinks they are bad.
  • death of snipers  - so what?
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    ummm does that mean you think this movie is good? seriously, you could choose a better time to say that.
  • benzaie
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    stupid question...

    How is Bebe's Kids compared to the King and the Mockinbird ?
  • idolred588
    that part was just a joke
  • Apathetic One
    [b]''T..One..Lock!'' Hahaa..

    Well, I was 10 when this movie came out and at the time I actually enjoyed it. It was, like NC said, rebellious..which really appealed to me.

    It's terrible by today's standards but for 1992, it was pseudo entertainment for an innocent 10 year old..the game, however, is crap...it was crap then and is crap now![/b]
  • Sheranda
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    I saw most of this movie as a kid and found it disturbing. I was also confused at whether or not it was a kids' movie.
  • PhoenixZero  - Game was worse
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    To the movie's credit, it wasn't as bad as the game.
  • IronKnuckleKO
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    Agreed! That game sucked and had the worst controls ever! :lol:
  • Overlord9008
    The game was annoying even on an emulator :!:
  • Cronnix
    If you just knew how boring it was sitting watching you making fun of some random guys name for a few min.. Zzzzz :dry:
  • RobMetalCheese
    It's part of a running joke. If you don't like it, why even watch it?
  • Darkling
    I am first and you must now have several pages bitching about my being first! MWAHAHA!
  • The Angry Movie Dork 2
    First to reply to "first" comment that wasn't actually first HUZZAH! :woohoo:
  • The Angry Movie Dork 2
    Thumb this comment down if you miss the old layout.
    http:// demo.rockettheme.com/ jan08
  • That Guy With The Braces
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    See, to make a successful 'first' comment, one must actually BE first. Since you failed to accomplish this, there is nothing left to do but point out the failure oozing out of your comment.
    In other words, "lol fail!!!"
  • Darkling
    Oh, crap, you beat me to it. :-P No fair, I wanted to be the obnoxious one for once.

  • Titanaman  - Fun World!!!
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    Ever since you played the game I had a feeling you'd post up something else about this bad comedy.

    After all, "It's animation..."
  • Chipmunk Man
    Oh man this movie is horrible...
    @Darkling: No your not bitch! HAHAHAHAHA

    How many people does it take to pronounce Tone Loc's name? Answer: Apparently everyone because no one can pronounce the damn name!

    Also, i think even North Korea would be appalled at the amount of rules that park has
  • moonchild09
    The real answer is because no one EVER heard Tone Loc pronounce his own name, nor did he even say his own name.
  • AwesomeTrick  - Awesome review
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    I have one quick question... why don't you make a top 11 best NC moments of all time? The AVGN does it (technically it's "Screw Attack")
  • LikaLaruku
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    Because that feature sucks & more than half of the viewers never agree with the winning moments.
  • Kane19  - LOL
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    man i've been asking for this review for ever this is awesome!!! :lol: :lol:
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    i bet the critic is glad that this movie has a time limit lol
  • Artisticspaz  - Nose pick FTW
    I was hoping you’d review this one after the game and here it is. I assure you that you won’t have to defend this review by blaming it on Bebe’s kids


    Great job NC
  • MEGAMAXX5000  - THANK GOD
    SAW THIS WAS COMING COULDN'T WAIT CAUSE I NOTICED THE MOVEIE WASNT SO GREAT NEITHER
  • LokkiLePese  - Trojan Condoms:
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    Dude, is it worth it?

    Nicely done, oh great and powerful critic. ;)
  • asdcxz321
    I knew he would have to review this movie after reviewing the game. Glad to finally see him review it :D
  • KKmario_fan
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    Really Tone Loc comes back, what is his obsession with being in bad movies?

    For pointless moments you should have just put an Infinity symbol there from the beginning, it'd save you a lot of time
  • Shark
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    Actually deaf people can be DJ's. They use the vibrations from the music to tell when they have to change the songs. I had a sign language teacher in high school who was a DJ in college
  • 0dd1
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    (Don't tell him--he already makes enough slips as it is!! ;) )
  • Skitch
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    Even given that, though, knowing what songs line up from the standpoint of harmonic relation is a whole different matter, unless those vibrations can tell the deaf person the actual underlying music language beyond just the beat. People like Evelyn Glennie might be able to, but she wasn't born deaf, either, which was also the case with Beethoven.

    Also, I think Doug was going more from the Radio DJ standpoint, as opposed to the Club DJ standpoint. Being able to take calls, talk to guests, pick out and play songs based on what is requested, and otherwise...those are functions that would be hard for a deaf person to accomplish. I'm not saying that it's impossible for a deaf person to be a DJ...but the vast majority probably wouldn't be able to do the job without some specialized equipment/extensive training, at the very least.

    That's just what I think.
  • XCyanidesodaX  - I know what you mean.
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    This. MOVIE. WAS. TERRIBLE!
    There was no plot, stupid jokes and those kids I WANTED TO KILL SO BAD. I remember watching this in November out of being curious. Curiosity kills, my friend.
  • Dwane  - Still waiting...
    Whooo! Bebe's kids! Can't wait to watch the review... when the @#!$! internet catches up!

    Edit: FINALLY! Very funny review, Doug. Thank you for reviewing it so I don't have to. Apparently the movie's creators have confused the meanings of "rebellious" and "sociopath". By the way, you missed one. The mama jokes? It doesn't get much more pointless than that.

    Tone Loc? I think it's Tone Loke, like Coke. Google "Tone Loc pronunciation" and this is the first page that shows up. http://www.loc.gov/nls/ other/sayhow.html

    You don't even have to type beyond the "p";. Google already knows.

  • Rusted Ramblings
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    Okay. Doug, and likely anyone but Benzaie, knows exactly how to pronounce "Tone Loc." It's not like he's a very obscure name. This is a page dedicated to nostalgia, and anyone born in the 80's knows "Funky Cold Medina."
    It's up there with "Bust a Move" and "Gimme Dat Nut" for most recognizable old school rap songs of all time.

    And in this regard, I don't really understand the joke. Sure it was somewhat humorous to watch them ponder the pronuncation, but that's akin to pretending not to know how to pronounce Milli Vanilli. Tone Loc was in a TON of movies and had a couple hit songs that still get college airtime. Granted, he's pretty lame, but he is also very well-known. Enough so, at least, that an ongoing joke about the correct pronunciation of his name makes very little sense.

    Anyway...great review! This movie is one of those 90's odes to a more racist America. Thank you again, stand up comics of the 90's!
  • p0p0  - Oh no!
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    Oh crap Rusted Ramblings , duck!

    Oh geez, good thing you got outta the way, the point just missed you.

    This was less of a nod to racism then it was a bear hug and a beer. :0
  • Kistasha1508
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    First the game now the movie.
    Ah what a horrid movie this was XD
  • DeathByMetal08
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    I didn't think the game review and the movie review would be so far apart :unsure:
    Great video as always
  • manonthe3up
    Oh my god, that was bad. Do you still have the game cartridge remnants?
  • TexasProudCowgirl
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    I've been waiting for this review ever since you did the review for the game. I remember seeing it as a kid and wondering what the point was. I'm 25 and I still don't get the point! The only good thing that came out of this was the review. Well worth the wait!
  • AliasJohnny  - "Black" or "Barack"?
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    Sounds like he tells the kid he's going to "slap the Barack out of you".

    Hail to the chief, muddafudgahs!
  • Snarf86
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    Horrid movie, although I remember always wanting to see it as a kid. I'd often wonder why it was -never- on... now I know.




    Delayed comment is delayed.
  • deibee
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    it was always on HBO. and don't worry; I saw it as a kid, and you didn't miss anything. this movie warped my six-year-old brain. :sniffles:
  • Kayu Ishida
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    Never saw the movie, thank goodness! Great review!
  • jewbagel
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    Worst rap ever? I think the rapping dog from Titanic still tops anything.
  • TexasProudCowgirl
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    You've got a point... I love animals, but that dog should be put down.
  • M4OR
    good review.
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