Battlefield Earth

(1019 votes, average 4.93 out of 5)


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  • odin8890
    you know now that i look at it i sorta realise how much work and effort you put into each NC and whats more your others like bum reviews and that guy.

    your seriously do put so much work into your reviews and other shows. its so awesome that this is your 100th video and im so looking forward to the next 100 more keep em comming doug :)

    (you know when i first posted this comment it got down thumbed) i thought it was because people just hate not being first not that i find any great satisfaction from it but at least now i know that not all the people on this site are troll who down thumb every comment if they don't get first thanks :P

    if your thinking about down thumbing this just remember i could have just gone "FIRST" and started a rage thread on Doug's 100th video.
    and we would not want that on his most awesome-o review to date DO WE o.o
  • Wermin
    Are you for real?
  • theREALcoconut  - LOL ^_^
    I hope everyone up votes your comment! :lol:
  • FullmetalNinja25
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    NC was great as usual but I think Spoony stole the show in this review.
  • OmegaWarrior
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    Agreed. Also, Spoony's chromakey looked much better.

    (Psst! Hey Doug! I think you're standing too close to your green screen! The green is getting on you!)
  • Rusted Ramblings
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    Agreed. Spoony is incredible and I love seeing he and the NC together. I honestly believe, based on their internet stardom, people like Doug and Noah could collaborate for a full-length comedic or satirical documentary of some kind. I really don't think it would be that hard to generate studio support based on their internet popularity. Haven't we seen enough Michael Moore and Morgan Spurlock work to know that these guys probably could do better?

    By the way, did anyone notice that someone "thumbs downed" for each and every post on this page of comments? Further evidence that the "thumbs up/thumbs down" feature is pretty juvenile, and should be reserved for domains like YouTube.
  • sempaiko
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    Yeah I noticed that too. I agree with getting rid of it. There should be a law against Trollers and the like. Oh wells. =/
  • organman31190
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    OW! MY NECK HURTS FROM THIS MOVIE!


    I actually met the writer of this movie at a NYC comedy club. He's a funny and swell guy. Hard to believe the writer of Robin Hood: Men in Tights could make such garbage.

    P.S. SPOONY FTW!
  • Sheranda
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    Actually, my neck also hurt when I was watching the movie. Then again, joint pain happens to me much too often. I'm nineteen years old with mild arthritis.
  • bugman113  - congratulations
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    congratulations on 100 nc
  • jayman9911
    i still cant believe it really is number 100. he started only last year right? he makes good progress!
  • FamilyGuyFan  - RIIIICOLLAAAA!!!!!
    Sweet 100th review! it lagged a lot for me though. This movie was incredibly stpid but i still want to see it. Lol thanks for bringing in Ma-ti and Spoony that was genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!! couldn't have been a better review for 100
  • Sheranda  - Barghov
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    I've said this before at the Mortal Kombat: Annihilation review. Does anyone else think that Barghov looks a lot like M. Night Shyamalan, or am I being racist?

    I agree with FamilyGuyFan that this is one of N.C.'s best reviews so far.
  • Kijib
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    100th review eh?
  • collinlloyd
    thanks for putting it up earlier than midnight... for once ;)
  • KKmario_fan
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    Oh My God this is the greatest Review ever :woohoo:

    There's this guy who reviews Nostalgic Movies and he fakes a clip show.

    So he decides to review Battlefield Earth and he hates it so much

    This is a good fan saying: CHANGE! YOU GOT... wait what?

    P.S. I like the slant joke and the Moses joke
  • TexasProudCowgirl
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    Congratulations on your 100th episode! Thanks for the laughs, the reviews, and here's to the next 100!
  • G-MAN Critic
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    I wonder who's voting everyone's comments DOWN.

    BTW NC GREAT PICK FOR 100th episode, and great review!
  • Inkn
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    Awesome 100th show!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo:
  • bijankarim
    battlefield earth!!! YES!!!
  • AwesomeTrick  - W00T
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    100 Episode! YEAH!!! :woohoo:
  • Eldafire  - Great job
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    This was a great review critic, keep up your amazing work. You again managed to make my day a little brighter. :woohoo:
  • powermad9
    HahahaHA! I can't believe you've finally done it!
    That's pretty bad, they're the most trigger-happy race in the universe, and yet their planet ends when there's an explosion?
  • KelvTwelve
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    You get a special present for your 100th birthday!

    You mispelled your old college friend's name. :)

    I'm kidding, hilarious episode Doug, you do have strong plentiful balls.
  • Crazyhobo
    If videos could cure cancer... this one would be able to cure heart failure. I'm not sure what that means just like I still don't know what this movie is about, but this review was funny as hell
  • Ryuutakeshi
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    And here I was thinking it would be "Groundhogs Day". LOL.
  • Ben.Reilly
    Great 100th episode!
  • bc4284
    Freakin awesome review Truly no movie deserved it more.

    Also Spoony was epic as always.
  • thehost155
    Haha Too Be..Or no to BEE!!!
  • AwesomeTrick  - W00T
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    Worst Sci-Fi Movie eva!!! Wait! Alone in the Dark was made in 2005, and thats not Nostalgia either! :huh:
  • Strelnikov
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    Everybody's nostalgic for the time before Uwe Boll began making his 'movies.'
  • sempaiko  - CONGRATS NC
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    Happy 100th NC!!!

    I think you should do John Travolta month now. He's done tons of great movies but he has also done crappy ones. Like that one "Michael" where he's an angel...

    Anyway great review... I remember watching this movie like wtf why did I just watch this... is it a joke??? But no, it wasn't.

    ^_^ Keep it up NC, as always!
  • Chipmunk Man
    Wow this was great...the review not the movie.
    Seriously how could the humans before put up only 9 minutes of fight before losing during the initial invasion, yet defeat the Cyclones or whatever there called with only 5 Harriers after 2 weeks of training when they are enslaved...damn this thing is full of so many plot holes. This is so stupid!

    Happy 100th btw!
  • jayjay810  - Awesom
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    Happy 100th.

    The one thing I was thinking of when seeing those horrible camera angles was that the cameramen didn't get their V8.

    Great review and here's to another 100.
  • LLon
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    it was great!! the first John Travolta movie!
    but the begining was the best

    5/5 Doug!
  • ap48
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    YAY TO THE Nth Degree! You made it and it was an awesome journey. Kudos on 100 That Guy!!!!!!!!! : )
  • surfingmullet16  - It's been so long, and so AWESOME
    Here's to a hundred beautiful and awesome episodes, and here's to a hundred more. -takes two shots of whiskey mixed with root beer-

    This review is definitely one of your best. Keep it up!
  • 0dd1
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    No, no, we need to make a toast with rohypnog.
  • Peppery Spice
    Oh no, so battlefield earth is the 100th choice?! I'm glad you remember so I don't have to.

    HAPPY 100!!!
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    Hoe lee sheet!!! you did not dissapoint doug!!! i knew it was either this, pluto nash, or gigli... and I AM ANGRY FOR REMEMBERING THIS MOVIE!!!
  • Mikey Insanity
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    Congratulations on the 100th episode.
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