End of Days

(623 votes, average 4.88 out of 5)


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  • WiiTard
    FIRST :D:D:D
  • Apathetic One
    [b]The kid above me is a douche. I'm gonna miss AHNAWLD month...I hope LordKat tries the coffee,beer,Pepto Bismol,Chinese Food & pizza slurpee for his 'Bad Movie Food' segment. I liked all the references in this review...Hey, I asked Santa Christ for a Genisis too but never got one...[/b]
  • Onthatpowder
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    best Arnie movie EVER?!?!?! Kindergarten COP!!!! Fuck the WOOOORLD!!
  • death of snipers  - just me?
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    ummmm, I thought it before, but now I really see it with the sega, is sc the nerd?
  • Bloodrealm
    For the last time, no! Santa Christ is played by Doug's brother Rob, not by James Rolfe.
  • Lotus Prince  - re:
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    [quote=WiiTard]FIRST :D:D:D[/quote]

    Grow up, child. I've been the first poster more than once and I didn't make an idiot out of myself.
  • WiiTard
    you are asking me something very difficult :X oh and i'm not a douche O_o You guys are so obvious can't ya take a joke ?
  • angel0634
    Why the hell does everyone make such a big deal about it? you're being childish by saying something about it. just ignore it and everything will be fine
  • Mewis
    you just made an idiot out of yourself
  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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    i think santa christ should see wiitard... cure him of his wiitardation...
  • The Angry Movie Dork 2
    How come first comments get thumbed down to no end. Yet everyone does it like it's the new thing in TGWTG, weird :huh:
  • DoomPL
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    you fail
  • DrexXxler
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    seriously, these discussions about "FIRST"ers take half the comment-page, so please, maybe next vid, we all just shut it and give a crap on what the first guy sais... except its first then we thump down the shit out of him and be quiet about it
  • ThatScottishGuy  - re:
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    [quote=WiiTard]FIRST :D:D:D
    [/quote]
    That's It, I haven't used the 100 Facepalms in a while, But 100 will not do, You Deserve This..., TAKE THIS
    [b][size=large]726 FACEPALMS[/size][/b]
    [img]http:// facepalmbook.org/ facepalm.jpg[/img]

    ...My Bad
  • Matthew G
    Great, you're first. Have fun with it.

    Doug, 9+9+9 is not 21, it's 27.
  • JimmyboneD
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    That's the funny part. People are just ripping these numerical connections from their asses so why use any logic in the first place?

    :P
  • Rusted Ramblings  - He's a savant!
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    Yeah, I was hoping someone would point out that little slap to the face of arithmatic. Not that anyone likes to be nitpicked, but that [i]was[/i] pretty bad. Ha. Let's just assume that Doug did that intentionally...

    Quick, Doug! What's 11 plus 7 equal?!? ;)
  • chrisinullapool
    while wer pointing out nitpicks arnolds not the only one too be crusifyed twice in his carer mell gibson got crusifyed in the pasion and crusifyed (in a manor of speaking) in brave hart at the end
  • Duncan
    Don't write about the first comments. :angry:
    You are producing much more spam than this this guy.
    Half of first page is about his post.
    What is worse? one 'first-post' or fifty retarded replies about it?
    I don't even care if someone write 'first'. It is just one line.
    But thanks to the commotion you're causing I have to roll to the second page to find any comments on the video.
  • electrowolf
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    I hope you don't mean 'that guy' to be doug Duncan... I really hope
  • GaBB0
    Who cares? :lol: :lol: :lol:
  • Catulator125  - CATS!
    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!
  • WiiTard
    my first time being first btw sorry i know this is retarded :confused:
  • benzaie
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    FAIL :woohoo:
  • Lotus Prince  - re:
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    [quote=WiiTard]my first time being first btw sorry i know this is retarded :confused: [/quote]

    So, you were knowingly being retarded. Huh.
  • WiiTard
    yes i did it on purpose so i can watch you retards how you are trying to insult me :)Face it if i wasn't the one who wrote the first post some troll would have said FIRST!!! or some one that is trying to make himself look mature,intelegent like Apathetic One (i think that was his nick name)
  • Wermin
    What a piece of shit website this is.
  • Mach
    So instead you decided that YOU would be the troll?

    Seriously, don't go around insulting people that put you down because you were [i]deliberately[/i] being a big ole pain in the patootie.
  • Lotus Prince  - re:
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    [quote=WiiTard]yes i did it on purpose so i can watch you retards how you are trying to insult me :)Face it if i wasn't the one who wrote the first post some troll would have said FIRST!!!(i think that was his nick name)[/quote]

    Or, you know, would've made a post that didn't make him look like an fool. Hell, you could have done that. But you didn't. Instead, you make yourself look like a douchebag, and, as you proclaim yourself, a retard.
  • Jonathan M  - re: re:
    [quote=Lotus Prince][quote=WiiTard] FIRST :D:D:D[/quote]

    Grow up, child. I've been the first poster more than once and I didn't make an idiot out of myself.[/quote]
    Lotus Prince, you are a pathetic scumbag.
    Honestly, the only person giving anyone who says "First Post" power is the ones who insult them.

    And [b]honestly[/b] the only children I see are the ones swearing and insulting someone for no good reason. Grow up, child.
  • BlueWaffle1929
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    GOD DAMN LOG IN! Anyway, this was an excellent review NC. The references had me laughing along with your remarks about this great AHNULD! movie.
  • AwesomeTrick
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    100th episode lol... WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! :woohoo:
  • MajinDX  - First!!!111!!
    Do people really have to do that? Am I missing something? Is there a prize or something?

    Also, Cat!!!!!!!
  • llamasandanime
    the you have no life, so time your log ons to be simultaneous with the posting of the new NC award?
  • zimsix
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    lol if i didnt have to log in i would have been 1st :0
  • WiiTard
    hehe i had to log in too i'm just faster than Chuck Norris ;) :side:
  • goldenacorn93
    Oh no! Somebody posted "First!" Quick, everybody freak out at him and make angry posts and give him attention for 5 pages worth! :0

    Or you could act like mature people and just move on. Your choice.

    BTW, nice review, NC! Loved the part about the Carter years :lol:

    Speaking of which...

    ...seventh :silly:
  • flashbacktilldeath  - What does "First!" mean
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    i haven't been a member long is it like some code that puts you first if so then the people who use it for firsties need to get locked in a room with Bennette the Sage while hes drunk and crazy thats just really pety
  • NoahClue22  - A FIRST code?
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    [color=green]I'm pretty sure there isn't any code for clinching the first spot. It's just a matter of luck and/or people who meditate on the site until the video is posted, then SLAM down those pesky 5 letters in a heartbeat.

    But it doesn't matter, cause this review was flawlessly hysterical NC! The "3 1 20 = CAT" bit made me completely miss the following 10 seconds cause I lost the control to hit the pause button. This was not only one of your best reviews in a while, but also a perfect way to finish off the Schwarzennegar massacre month. Just amazing comedic brilliance from intro to ending.

    And how dare they insult the name of St. Thomas Aquinas?! That guy was one of the greatest theologians of all time; no one else can match his use of logic and reason for religious support. And this is the week of his birthday too![/color]
  • coasterfreak14
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    Another one for the next NC F*ck up Countdown! :woohoo:
  • CrazyZenlike
    Then it would be Caz instead of Cat.

    CAZ!!!

    Nah, doesn't work as well.
  • SirisDeath
    NC can never fail....except at math...but everyone fails at math.....i think :huh:
  • WiiTard
    seriously dude you are the first person who can think.
  • TheDued92
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    How can you mess up a movie about Arnold fighting the devil. You think if you herd that it would be cool.
  • Xidphel
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    2 days in a row?
    *The next day, in a mental hospital*
    I'm in another world.
  • MegaJawa
    Dang, you guys are fast when it comes to being Did you know that I originally wrote first.
  • sempaiko
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    Pretty good review. I've enjoyed Schwarzenegger month -I don't know about anyone else! Actually the whole "theme month" idk I kinda like it! I was thinking he'd do "the 6th Day" but he didn't. I guess you can only do so many and what he chose was pretty good. ^_^
  • Baby Hitler  - It all makes sense now
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    "CAT" is the opposite of "DOG" which is "GOD" spelled backwards!
  • Jacky
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    :woohoo: Put that cookie down, watch the movie and enjoy it. Oh yeah!
  • Mettalian
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    Cool, new episode. Didn't expect one so soon. :)Schwarzenegger month has been cool, his movies are 'bad in a good way' (well most of them anyway!)
  • Manne
    Kevin Spacey was Kayser Soze, not Gabriel Byrne...
  • DerAlex
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    Thats why he said something along the lines of "not-Keyser Soze from The Usual Suspects"
    Meaning the one is and the one isn't.
  • FamilyGuyFan
    Do i get the feeling this movie is exactly like Legion? What the fuck.

    great review, critic! I like the ending HERE'S A SEGA GENESIS! lol cat
  • moonloon
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    Actually, though Legion deals with the Apocalypse, if I recall correctly the storyline for Legion is 'God is fed up with humanity so he ends the world to start anew, a la The Great Flood.' I don't know, I haven't seen Legion - but I want to. Apocalypse/Prophecy storylines fascinate me, when they're done well. Which 'End of Days' was really, really not. I mean, the '999' thing was just freaking stupid, and they apparently didn't do their research with the stigmata scenes - stigmata is specifically not supposed to bleed, or else it's just a mortal wound.

    Ah, whatever. I digress. What does one really expect from an Arnold movie? Explosions and stuff. Not well-researched and thoughtful twists on religious lore.

    Anyways, excellent review. I'm going to go have a mug of 'C'BPBCHPs'
  • Grafenburg  - .
    Holy crap it is the End of Days.
  • natalieow
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    Bwaha, awesome.
  • NassenB  - Epic!
    Awesome :) haha
  • InformationGeek
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    This doesn't seem like the type of film he would usually review. It's bad and all, but still seems a bit odd for you review.

    Very good review Critic and I wonder what'll be heading our way next Janurary.

    Also, I love the math problem. That must have taken some time to do.
  • EvetscipE
    These are going up earlier every week, it's so much easier for people in europe who have to be up at 7 to watch them at 11 pm rather than 3 am
  • Fatal-X
    OMG what a piece of shit...I'm thankful that I have never seen this film...

    Good job NC.
  • BloodySharpie
    The return of Santa Christ, yay!
  • WaitWhut
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    hoorah! :D I always look forward to these :)
  • Eliwood1020  - Sweet Ending
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    Awesome way to end the Arnold Month. Can't wait for the hundreth episode.
  • LTpast  - Santa Christ > Cats
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    I wish Santa Christ would come to my house and shoot cats :(
  • Cypher
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    100th Episode next week! :woohoo:
  • metalbryan
    This is one of the few AHNOLD movies I haven't seem... looks like I didn't miss anything amazing lol
  • agentdrew
    you know 9+9+9 equals 27 right or are trying to be funny?
  • NassenB  - Duuuuuude!
    Its the NC... What ever he says is the truth ..
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