The kid above me is a douche. I'm gonna miss AHNAWLD month...I hope LordKat tries the coffee,beer,Pepto Bismol,Chinese Food & pizza slurpee for his 'Bad Movie Food' segment. I liked all the references in this review...Hey, I asked Santa Christ for a Genisis too but never got one...

u mad?

Grow up, child. I've been the first poster more than once and I didn't make an idiot out of myself.

Why the hell does everyone make such a big deal about it? you're being childish by saying something about it. just ignore it and everything will be fine

you just made an idiot out of yourself

i think santa christ should see wiitard... cure him of his wiitardation...

How come first comments get thumbed down to no end. Yet everyone does it like it's the new thing in TGWTG, weird :huh:

you fail

seriously, these discussions about "FIRST"ers take half the comment-page, so please, maybe next vid, we all just shut it and give a crap on what the first guy sais... except its first then we thump down the shit out of him and be quiet about it

That's It, I haven't used the 100 Facepalms in a while, But 100 will not do, You Deserve This..., TAKE THIS
726 FACEPALMS

...My Bad

Hotlinking WIN

Great, you're first. Have fun with it.

Doug, 9+9+9 is not 21, it's 27.

That's the funny part. People are just ripping these numerical connections from their asses so why use any logic in the first place?

:P

Yeah, I was hoping someone would point out that little slap to the face of arithmatic. Not that anyone likes to be nitpicked, but that was pretty bad. Ha. Let's just assume that Doug did that intentionally...

Quick, Doug! What's 11 plus 7 equal?!? ;)

Don't write about the first comments.
You are producing much more spam than this this guy.
Half of first page is about his post.
What is worse? one 'first-post' or fifty retarded replies about it?
I don't even care if someone write 'first'. It is just one line.
But thanks to the commotion you're causing I have to roll to the second page to find any comments on the video.

I hope you don't mean 'that guy' to be doug Duncan... I really hope

Who cares? :lol: :lol: :lol:

FAIL :woohoo:

So, you were knowingly being retarded. Huh.

So instead you decided that YOU would be the troll?

Seriously, don't go around insulting people that put you down because you were deliberately being a big ole pain in the patootie.

Or, you know, would've made a post that didn't make him look like an fool. Hell, you could have done that. But you didn't. Instead, you make yourself look like a douchebag, and, as you proclaim yourself, a retard.

Lotus Prince, you are a pathetic scumbag.
Honestly, the only person giving anyone who says "First Post" power is the ones who insult them.

And honestly the only children I see are the ones swearing and insulting someone for no good reason. Grow up, child.

GOD DAMN LOG IN! Anyway, this was an excellent review NC. The references had me laughing along with your remarks about this great AHNULD! movie.

100th episode lol... WROOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! :woohoo:

Do people really have to do that? Am I missing something? Is there a prize or something?

Also, Cat!!!!!!!

the you have no life, so time your log ons to be simultaneous with the posting of the new NC award?

Oh no! Somebody posted "First!" Quick, everybody freak out at him and make angry posts and give him attention for 5 pages worth! :0

Or you could act like mature people and just move on. Your choice.

BTW, nice review, NC! Loved the part about the Carter years :lol:

Speaking of which...

...seventh :silly:

i haven't been a member long is it like some code that puts you first if so then the people who use it for firsties need to get locked in a room with Bennette the Sage while hes drunk and crazy thats just really pety

I'm pretty sure there isn't any code for clinching the first spot. It's just a matter of luck and/or people who meditate on the site until the video is posted, then SLAM down those pesky 5 letters in a heartbeat.

But it doesn't matter, cause this review was flawlessly hysterical NC! The "3 1 20 = CAT" bit made me completely miss the following 10 seconds cause I lost the control to hit the pause button. This was not only one of your best reviews in a while, but also a perfect way to finish off the Schwarzennegar massacre month. Just amazing comedic brilliance from intro to ending.

And how dare they insult the name of St. Thomas Aquinas?! That guy was one of the greatest theologians of all time; no one else can match his use of logic and reason for religious support. And this is the week of his birthday too!

Math fail. You said 9 + 9 + 9 = 21. -.-

Another one for the next NC F*ck up Countdown! :woohoo:

Then it would be Caz instead of Cat.

CAZ!!!

Nah, doesn't work as well.

NC can never fail....except at math...but everyone fails at math.....i think :huh:

How can you mess up a movie about Arnold fighting the devil. You think if you herd that it would be cool.

:0
2 days in a row?
*The next day, in a mental hospital*
I'm in another world.

Dang, you guys are fast when it comes to being Did you know that I originally wrote first.

Pretty good review. I've enjoyed Schwarzenegger month -I don't know about anyone else! Actually the whole "theme month" idk I kinda like it! I was thinking he'd do "the 6th Day" but he didn't. I guess you can only do so many and what he chose was pretty good.

12

16:53 HUNTER!!!

:woohoo: Put that cookie down, watch the movie and enjoy it. Oh yeah!

Cool, new episode. Didn't expect one so soon. :)Schwarzenegger month has been cool, his movies are 'bad in a good way' (well most of them anyway!)

Kevin Spacey was Kayser Soze, not Gabriel Byrne...

Thats why he said something along the lines of "not-Keyser Soze from The Usual Suspects"
Meaning the one is and the one isn't.

Awesome review Doug!

Do i get the feeling this movie is exactly like Legion? What the fuck.

great review, critic! I like the ending HERE'S A SEGA GENESIS! lol cat

Actually, though Legion deals with the Apocalypse, if I recall correctly the storyline for Legion is 'God is fed up with humanity so he ends the world to start anew, a la The Great Flood.' I don't know, I haven't seen Legion - but I want to. Apocalypse/Prophecy storylines fascinate me, when they're done well. Which 'End of Days' was really, really not. I mean, the '999' thing was just freaking stupid, and they apparently didn't do their research with the stigmata scenes - stigmata is specifically not supposed to bleed, or else it's just a mortal wound.

Ah, whatever. I digress. What does one really expect from an Arnold movie? Explosions and stuff. Not well-researched and thoughtful twists on religious lore.

Anyways, excellent review. I'm going to go have a mug of 'C'BPBCHPs'

Holy crap it is the End of Days.

Bwaha, awesome.

Awesome :) haha

This doesn't seem like the type of film he would usually review. It's bad and all, but still seems a bit odd for you review.

Very good review Critic and I wonder what'll be heading our way next Janurary.

Also, I love the math problem. That must have taken some time to do.

These are going up earlier every week, it's so much easier for people in europe who have to be up at 7 to watch them at 11 pm rather than 3 am

OMG what a piece of shit...I'm thankful that I have never seen this film...

Good job NC.

The return of Santa Christ, yay!

hoorah! :D I always look forward to these :)

Awesome way to end the Arnold Month. Can't wait for the hundreth episode.

funny review

I wish Santa Christ would come to my house and shoot cats :(

100th Episode next week! :woohoo:

This is one of the few AHNOLD movies I haven't seem... looks like I didn't miss anything amazing lol

you know 9+9+9 equals 27 right or are trying to be funny?

Its the NC... What ever he says is the truth ..