Conan Part 01
Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:24
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Comments (412)
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[b]Wow, how sad your life must be to actually take pride in something so irrelevant..
Anywho, LOLOLOL epic old school footage of the Govenator proclaiming his love for working out by saying it makes him feel like he's cumming...my God, where did you guys dig that up from?
I used to love the Conan movies as a kid and still watch when they come on TV. These movies were really some of my earliest experiences in fantasy and honestly still entertain me. Arnold was meant for a role like this. Kool review.
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Does anybody realize that the responses to first comments are just as annoying as the first comment?
And yes, my comment qualifies as this but I'm hoping it will cut back future first response comments.
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01.20.2010 - 01:28 | Justin Vasquez
God damnit. TGWTG.com, look at some other websites around you. No one else puts up with this "first" shit. escapist.com autobans people who post before it's possible to have seen the entire video, people who make zero content posts, or trolls or flamers.
It genuinely makes for a better experience by the majority.
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01.20.2010 - 03:42 | Solid Mike
Agreed justin, this is the only site i know of that does not punish for first comments, just look at spoonys 3rd robocop upload, the kid flipped out with the first shit.
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01.20.2010 - 05:53 | WerminTOTALLY AGREE
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01.20.2010 - 08:47 | GodOfPlagueOr you could I don't know just ignore it.
First comments don't hurt anything and would be a plain stupid reason to ban someone, as would be deleting thier comment if you fel they don't add anything to the discussion of the clip at hand. By that logic both of us would be now facing a ban hammer wouldn't we?
Just chill out. Who knows maybe someday you'll be first.
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01.20.2010 - 09:24 | Eyeshot
FACT: People will always say first as long as people care about it, whether they praise them or get pissy about it. :X
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11.27.2010 - 17:06 | Jables00
or how about you don't let it bother you? who the fuck cares? by complaining about it all you're doing is getting the trolls off. they see comments like yours and mine and then start jacking it.
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01.20.2010 - 06:51 | benzaie
Conan being possibly my FAVORITE movie of all time, I didn't enjoy that review...
especially that you replaced the SUPERB music when they're travelling by the LotR soundtrack which just WISHES it could be as good...
Also I think you missed a bunch of opportunities along the way, you skipped many many parts of the movie (like the thing with the homosexual priest) that were funny worthy...
well I don't want to sound angry though...I just hope not too many people will go on bashing this movie saying it's bad when it's so fucking UNBELIEVABLE
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01.22.2010 - 13:53 | Cow
I completely agree. This movie is terrific. There are so many laughable moments, but that only adds to the charm in its case. The snake arrow is a magic homing arrow - it falls into the magical fantasy element the movie, I think, successfully delivers. He talks about picking "wild blueberries" which is probably the most hilarious line. One of the questions is what's more powerful control over men or over steel, in the end, steel controls men, so go figure.
This movie is one of, if not, THE best swords and sorcery adventure ever made.
The Destroyer however, is a piss poor sequel.
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08.24.2010 - 13:20 | Jakedizzle
Unbelievably bad? Satire my friend, satire.
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01.21.2010 - 02:42 | Fleaman
Awesome review! i haven't laughed so much in months! ontop of that the (cumming)part made me laugh so much i couldn't even fuckin breath LOL.. oh wow lol
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Before you gentlemen reply to this person's comment, just remember the first rule of the internet: Don't Feed the Trolls.... I can't stress this enough.
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Moving on, great review Doug! An entertaining review as well as informative. Looking forward to seeing this with my buddies this week, we are also having an Arnold night. :P
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Before all you fine gentlemen attempt to retort in retaliation towards this user above just remember this rule of thumb: Don't Feed The Trolls... I cannot stress this enough, just let it go. He is just a poor sod attempting to get attention and possibly compensating for something, not saying what for I do not know for sure. Even so. Just relax and enjoy the video okay guys? :)
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01.19.2010 - 20:43 | Gamer_Ely
i absolutely love the Conan series, no matter what reviewer will ever say =D
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01.20.2010 - 04:34 | overfiend_87
same here. I have both films and when watching them for a arnie marathon it was so damn awesome!
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01.19.2010 - 21:01 | FamilyGuyFanOkay, we all know no one actually finished watching the whole review.
So wait about 15 minutes until the video is over and then you douchebags can comment on your status in the comments section.
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01.19.2010 - 21:49 | buried_treasure_yay
You're just angry you didn't get first FamilyGuyFan. Hey I'm angry too, let's team up and fight with KillForFood. He even had 1st written in his comment's description, what a thorough guy! Ohhh, man, my blood's boilin! We need to make him pay!
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08.11.2010 - 02:25 | MiketheCowboy
I actually had the decency to finish the review before I state my opinion. AND NOW ITS FUCKING GONE!!! What asshole is in charge in here and who is he to decide which posts stay and which are garbage. This is so wrong.
I even stated multiple times that i enjoy ncritic's reviews it was only this one I had problem with!
wtf??
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01.19.2010 - 20:49 | Pepsi!!damn!!! i wanted the first and while i logged in someone else got it!!
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01.19.2010 - 20:52 | KKmario_fan
Nice original opening, and nice Mako homage to try to appease your fans yet again.
To be truthful, I thought you would have made a Darth Vader Joke saying that James Earl Jones was using the power of the force to control her, but way to salvage it with *Hail Hitler*
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01.19.2010 - 20:51 | ajCHICAGOdam i wanna see the second part now!! :woohoo: omg did he have to re show that baby Arnold scene?....im still recovering from last time...marathon vomiting lol
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01.19.2010 - 20:57 | NickTheDestroyerGreat review as always Doug. Keep up the good work.
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01.20.2010 - 14:24 | Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
wait, to be continued?? it said on your list until march they were both going to be coming out today, unless your gonna push everything back a week...
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01.19.2010 - 20:53 | Mix-Master
FUCK!!!!!!!
I was almost first.... damn computer.
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01.19.2010 - 20:54 | Mix-Masteron the bright side this is the first time i've been on the first page. I am happy
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01.19.2010 - 20:54 | TheFandango
I love the Mako impression.
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01.19.2010 - 20:56 | bluenowait
Ni!
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01.19.2010 - 21:14 | Bikko0079you know they made a Conan pen and paper RPG
You did A very good job thumbs up, the jokes were great, and you didn't over do the wheel joke
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01.19.2010 - 20:58 | megamanx4ever
Great review Doug!
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01.19.2010 - 20:57 | SomeGuyWithShades(Insert generic ass kissing comment here)
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08.24.2010 - 13:16 | JakedizzleYea, that and a quote from the review we just saw, or a thumbs up request.
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All that and no mention of Arnold's way of saying Avatar?
ABITA, THE GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS HAVE RESPONDED. Arnold has the best accent in the world.
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01.19.2010 - 21:24 | albinotanukiNo, the correct way to say it is "AH-BI-DAH!". :woohoo:
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01.19.2010 - 21:02 | PadawanSerry
Now I want to do an Arnold Sudoku. How odd.
[i]Well, that's just silly.[/i]
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01.19.2010 - 21:08 | G0069
Wow! I've been waiting for this all week! I really enjoyed this review! Great job as always, NC! :D
Boy, if I'm like this now, I wonder how I'll be when I actually WATCH the damn video.
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01.19.2010 - 21:04 | kskt
Something about that flat [i]Well, that's just silly[/i] had me falling out of my chair laughing.
But despite all that, all I can think of after this review is the mental scarring I've received due to that Arnold interview. Just...wow.
Worth it for the hysterical review, of course. :3
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01.19.2010 - 21:04 | Mix-MasterHAHAHAHAHA
Schwarzenegger cumming day and night
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Sorry, didn't like this review.
It's not a bad film. It's quite well-made and the soundtrack is one of the best in the history of film music. Wish you could've mentioned the soundtrack. :(
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BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The soundtrack is cookie-cutter and unremarkable.
Aside from James Earl Jones, the acting in this film is atrocious.
While not as bad as Conan the Destroyer, this film is pretty bad, dude.
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01.19.2010 - 23:49 | jnywest
Im sure when we get to the end of part two NC will go over the high points of the films, including the epic music.
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04.22.2010 - 23:34 | NotImportantHe did praise the soundtrack in the next part of the Conan reviews. He called it some of the best he's ever heard in a movie.
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01.19.2010 - 21:12 | TheAtomic
I'm surprised you skipped over the part where he pretends to be gay to get into some cultist robes.
Awesome review, man.
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01.19.2010 - 23:53 | jnywest[b]He did seem to rush over some of the more interesting parts of the film, including the Gaint Snake, the soup they where eating at the orgy, and how conan got his fathers sword back.[/b]
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01.19.2010 - 21:11 | Dirty Harry
Well gee.. when you put it like that.. FUCK YOU!!!
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01.19.2010 - 21:13 | that guy with the shoehow could you not make arnold say ABADAR instead of avatar, it would have been gold lol
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01.19.2010 - 21:14 | Eliwood1020
Cool Review, NC!
Always hungry for more Austrian Meat.
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01.19.2010 - 21:17 | bluenowaitThumbs up for Goofy howl! I was expecting that you would bring up that drug dealer from the Top 11 PSAs that went YES-s-s-s-s!
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08.24.2010 - 13:09 | JakedizzleNo thumbs up. You get it if it's deserved, not requested.
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01.19.2010 - 21:22 | judgeholden
Loved the Robert Crumb, Monty Python, and Pumping Iron references!
Excellent as always, Doug!
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[quote=Baville]Sorry, didn't like this review.
It's not a bad film. It's quite well-made and the soundtrack is one of the best in the history of film music. Wish you could've mentioned the soundtrack. :([/quote]
Umm its satirical mate, it is by no means a bad review, im sure plenty of people like some of the movies being reviewed regardless of what Doug says.
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I finally made an account today and I have to say I love the Nostalgic Critic. The movies/shows he criticizes was just too funny! And I also enjoy reading the comments at the end :D Thanks to this review on Conan, I was fully able to have the opportunity to express my opinions on the review :3.
It wasn't as funny as the other videos but I still liked this review. Looking forward to seeing the second part ;3
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