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Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:57
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Comments (578)
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01.12.2010 - 19:59 | rando99
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01.12.2010 - 20:57 | The Goth
I vote we argue about the "first" comment for 4 pages followed by a 10 page Angry Movie Dork argument. Who's with me?
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01.13.2010 - 14:41 | The Angry Movie Dork 2I'll pass
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01.20.2010 - 20:42 | Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
what did you do?
you made yourself known as a troll on this site, and usually you make some
irrelevant comment on the video, and it makes people irritated, so we shun you
and thats what you have done... if anyone else has anything to add, put a reply
to my comment...
and heres my response to angrymoviedork the great, and yes, we REALLY need a moderator... or captchas or something...
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
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01.12.2010 - 23:06 | Apathetic One[color=teal][i][b]And .. and..you smell funny.[/b][/i][/color]
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01.19.2010 - 11:29 | angrymoviedork_the_greatyeah i have one your mom sucks yeah thats my answer to you La-ru-cus.and i gave her aids just yesterday
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01.14.2010 - 13:36 | The Angry Movie Dork 2.0IM SO FUCKING GAY!!!!
I SUCK DICK!!!!
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06.16.2011 - 12:52 | Onthatpowder
suck my 80 year old porkrind dick
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01.13.2010 - 18:58 | fanboy/nerd/geek/critic i amI agree! :D
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01.13.2010 - 20:50 | mr_rubinoI think it's Fark that has something where if someone says "First", the comment gets held and dumped down the page timestamped for 6 hrs later.
Of course, that filter catches a lot of stuff, but any post with the word "first" in it anywehre is probably not important.
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07.07.2010 - 04:39 | trlkly
So yours isn't important, right?
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01.19.2010 - 11:25 | angrymoviedork_the_great:angry: :angry: wow even i dont sucks as much as this review nostalgia :D :D .its like one hundred black gay jewish people gathered in small room and decided to have an orgy ;) .and speaking of jews holocoust never happened just so you guys know its a big lie :evil:
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:0 You're an odd one. But c'mon....it's like you're TRYING to troll. Are you Lnnuenday from youtube?
Lol....trolls, they are the soles of my stinky boots!
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You troll terribly. Gay racist remarks about blacks and Jews. I like how you covered all the cliches in internet trolling. I'm not going to sit here and fight with you on how terrible you are as a person that doesn't really matter but I will critique your troll attempt. First and foremost your lack of correct spelling is sad to say the least, Your horrendous lack of any form of punctuation shows a poorly executed on the spot trolling with out any real effort put into it, Also as I stated above you went for the bare basics of what a troll attempt can technically be, And lastly but certainly not least you failed to get even a little bit of an emotional rise out of anyone more over you failed to get anyone to care that you said those seemingly terrible things. All in all you failed sir. Try better next time.
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01.12.2010 - 23:42 | FullmetalNinja25
BORING!!!!
Not the video the video was great but the whole "First" bullshit.
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[size=medium] [color=purple][i][b]Is that really something to attempt to boast about? How meaningless must your life be to actually take pride in something so irrelevant? Truly sad....*sniff[/b][/i][/ color][/size]
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04.19.2010 - 09:33 | Pathetic One[color=green][/color] [size=large][/size]I use different size and colour because I am special
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01.13.2010 - 10:05 | Wermin
1. Funny review. My reaction on the baby was the same.
2. We need a moderator.
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[quote=Wermin]
1. Funny review. My reaction on the baby was the same.
2. We need a moderator.[/quote]
We [b]really[/b] need a moderator. :(
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01.13.2010 - 20:04 | thatguywiththerandomness:X MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
GOOD GOD GET THE MODERATOR!
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01.13.2010 - 21:05 | thatkidwiththepimples
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHH!!! YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!! :woohoo:
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01.13.2010 - 14:22 | Metallica753epic song
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Quite a dull and boring review about a boring movie. Really got a feeling you were forcing the few jokes out. Next time, pick a better title to review :)
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01.19.2010 - 11:14 | Apathetic Onelame.
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04.19.2010 - 09:34 | Pathetic One[b][/b]Like 90% of your comments[color=blue][/ color]
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[quote=rando99]First[/ quote]
Umm. STFU and GTFO.
THE MOST RECENT COMMENTS SHOULD BE AT THE TOP FOR FUCKS SAKE!
The older comments should be pushed to the last page. That is the logical solution. :0
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09.15.2010 - 13:04 | Tehtrekd
Everyone who down votes "first" comments are raging dicks
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01.12.2010 - 20:00 | moidcyay first for the first time in my life :P
EDIT: damn not first :D
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01.12.2010 - 20:25 | moidcthis was done intentionally as a part of my genius plan to appear on failblog with "first fail" as a headline ;)
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01.13.2010 - 11:41 | RyanKaufman
Except for the fact that people do it so much that you won't get on Failblog for something, try showing how shrivelled your dick is and you might get somewhere.
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02.11.2010 - 17:13 | Sheranda
"Ha-ha! Not first!" Is that what you meant by posting that picture of a cat playing a piano, which is actually kind of cute? :confused:
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01.12.2010 - 20:03 | colombia1993
Pregnant men......well, only Aghnold can do it and still be awesome!
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01.12.2010 - 20:10 | bluenowait
I never vomited that much whenever I had strep throat! :X
BORING!
Anyone know what that BLAM was referencing?
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01.13.2010 - 13:41 | blackrain88To his dream sequence
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01.12.2010 - 23:08 | FamilyGuyFanThumbs down, go ahead...
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01.12.2010 - 20:05 | usedraymondsuck my dick first!
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01.12.2010 - 20:06 | Tangfirst page
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01.12.2010 - 20:06 | TGwtGfanhahahaha this video kicksass, looking foward for your video next week :D
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01.12.2010 - 20:07 | Cypher
Bit earlier than usual.
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01.12.2010 - 20:22 | fanboy/nerd/geek/critic i amI agree. Usally he would post the vid later. Like around 10:30pm - 11:30pm.
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01.12.2010 - 20:08 | jarshalewoo! more ahhhhnold
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01.12.2010 - 20:09 | pepegreat work doug, looking forward for more schwarzenegger month!!
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01.12.2010 - 20:09 | ThunderduckSad face... I saw 0 comments, but apparently 9 people got to it while I was trying to make an account... :(
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01.12.2010 - 20:10 | bijankarimyay more ahhhhhhhhhhnold!! NC RULES!!!
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01.12.2010 - 20:12 | Fox_Silent-K
You know baby with Arnold's head is the scariest thing that has ever been made. Should have been on that top 11 long ago.
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01.13.2010 - 07:11 | BagOfMagicFoodSo why did he have to keep on bringing it back, over and over again? No one deserves that kind of torture!
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01.13.2010 - 18:32 | thatgirlinthebrowncoatTruly, that makes Duck Tits seem... rational? Sane? Less horrific? Dare I say it... Normal? :shock:
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02.11.2010 - 17:14 | SherandaHa!
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01.12.2010 - 20:15 | thatguywiththegunput that cookie down beyotch
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so thats what Arnold would look like if he got pregnant... :shock: OMFG THAT EVIL BABY. Thank you Doug, now ill have nightmares about that for a few weeks.
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01.12.2010 - 20:18 | The Noscoper
pie :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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01.12.2010 - 20:18 | MechaDon1980
Ah yes!! Time for some Ahrrrnold review!!
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01.12.2010 - 20:25 | fanboy/nerd/geek/critic i amI clicked on the review, scrowlled down, no comments. I watch the review. Laugh my ass off. :woohoo: :lol: :D :) :cheer: I take off full screen when the video was finished, and their's 14 comments! Come on :!: :evil: :( :pinch: :angry:
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01.12.2010 - 20:50 | ShuukeXOh god, Arnie as a baby, IT BURRRNS!!! *pukes uncontrollably*
Anyways, wow, this movie was boring. But the way you reviewed was fucking hilarious. Arnold pregnant dressed as a woman is supposed to be take seriously? Also, that BLAM dream sequence was brilliant.
Also, that part with the Dora the Explorer look for the joke thing (which was fucking hilarious), did you forget about the other time you did that in your North review, but called it "Spot the Joke"? Since you did it differently then. I'm not sure which version I prefer though, they're both funny.
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LOL nice list of reasons why men shouldn't get pregnant but you missed one. Explaining to parents "I'm pregnant :woohoo:"
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01.12.2010 - 20:24 | jewbagel
Sweet Mother Mary what was that thing?! :X
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01.12.2010 - 21:10 | Mark Ross
Yeah... the movie was boring...
Cleary in the video Doug really (really) tried to add something funny in he's review, but the movie didn't help at all!
The lenght of reviews aren't always the same, but the average is 20min. This one, with lost of focus and a big lipped aligator moment, was 18min... I think there was no material with this piece of crap.
Unfortunally, that was one of NC's weakest videos (as I fan, I hate to say that...), but you really (really) tried, so I respect the effort. At least, we had Dr. Rob and Nurse/Judge Barghov to fill the void.
Having said that...
[b]we need a series with Barghov as protagonist!
and more partnership with Rob in the videos to![/b]
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[color=green]I have to concur with you Mark, and really respect your courage to speak up so.
To be fair, I'd say the first half of the video far outshined the second. The usual bashing of Arnold, "Hello Nurse" bit, and list of reasons for men to NOT have children stole the show. Seriously, I had to stop the video and laugh at the entire list for a good two minutes.
But as stated, the end effect after the boring elements and the extended acid animation was somewhat lackluster, a true pity for Doug. Maybe not the 'weakest', but certainly not the best. Still respectable, and just leaving us itching for a new episode next week.
Seriously Mark, way to take a stance for an honest opinion. It's that ability that aids people in the right direction, and is really admirable in this sea of comments. To me, that's the mark of a TRUE fan.[/color]
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01.13.2010 - 08:08 | OgawaBurukkuYeah, I didn't enjoy this review much at all. I laughed maybe once, somewhere in the beginning. Doug, I love your vids, but if you don't have anything to work with... don't work with it :D Or better yet, what about a double review? The dream sequence and the song were, uh... well, you tried.
I kinda wanted to see more of the movie instead of puking and dream sequences. I can't believe this movie got the green light! You're definitely right about the poster joke-- someone thought of a poster idea instead of an actual movie.
Loved the Commando review, looking forward to next week's review, but this week was... meh.
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01.13.2010 - 16:52 | QuestionTheMajority
I want a series with Barghav as the antagonist! He's so funny at borderline psychotic/evil characters!
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Yeah. When I was watching this review the third time, I just fast-forwarded it to the music video. Cool. B)
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01.12.2010 - 20:28 | exarrogreatest reaction ever...
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01.12.2010 - 20:29 | Blue ToadI actually liked this movie tbh, but good review!
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01.12.2010 - 20:29 | daddyboom
That was an awesome trippy scene.
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01.12.2010 - 20:29 | M4OR[color=black][/color][b] [/b]i wish i had a musical dream lol.
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01.12.2010 - 23:28 | Cozzylol no you dont, trust me B)
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01.13.2010 - 14:28 | RickyBlaikie
play some soft music while you sleep
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5:00 - That is by far the ugliest thing I have ever seen that image will haunt my dreams until I hopefully get diagnosed with Alzheimer's. That will be the day I look forward to.
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I noticed how some people mention how this video is considered a weak one compared to the other NCs, but come on, that isn't Doug's fault at all. Junior is just really THAT bland and unspecial.
I actually found it very entertaining since this was like a mix between a review and some new creativity from Doug and his friends.
Was it his best review? No. His worst video? Of course not.
PS: That Arnold baby will give my nightmares the entire year. Happy 2010 everybody! :/
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01.13.2010 - 11:46 | RyanKaufmanIf it's not the worst, what is?
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01.15.2010 - 20:02 | SilfurstarWell, in all fairness, he could have simply chosen NOT to work with this movie.
The only winning move is not to play... ;)
There's enough Arnold movies out there to avoid the dull ones.
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03.07.2010 - 23:09 | ChaosShadowI figure the point of going over this one is because, despite its utterly wacky premise, it is a dull one. The review is mostly kind of meh as a result, but it's showcasing a genuinely mediocre and forgettable Ahnold movie-- about MPreg, no less, so the fact that it's so dull is pretty astonishing.
Really, I think the highlight of this video is the dream sequence. I know other people are saying it's just plain weird or odd or out-of-place, but I really enjoy it. "But that's what I like about this sketch. It goes on so long it overstays its welcome, and then you welcome it right back!"
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10.23.2011 - 21:32 | yumekichigai
I have to say, that while I liked the premise of the dream sequence, I found it kind of annoying too. I like the idea of standing before the judge, but it was just too over the top in my opinion with the psychedelic background.
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