Star Wars Christmas

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Comments (1102)
  • joey_falconetti
    yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
  • dreaminon
    Santa Crist is fuckin awesome, he played bass for Aerosmith, and he loves pancakes and he played bass for AEROSMITH!!!!!!!!
  • TheEvilYoshiKiller  - Santa Christ
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    Am I the only one who thinks that Santa Christ looks a bit like the AVGN? :huh: :?:
  • SinisterSpade
    You are.

    It's obviously Doug's brother.
  • phoenix80
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    I thought the same too jejejeje
  • Hayward170
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    i was thinkin the same fuckin thing
  • mrlemonyfresh
    "Am I the only one who thinks that Santa Christ looks a bit like the AVGN?" no, i though he looked like avgn too
  • Segwo
    I thought so also when I first saw him...but after a few seconds recognized him as the NC's brother
  • manonthe3up  - Wait...
    Could it be that the AVGN is... NC's long lost twin cousin?! :0
  • Treltheis
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    its the NC's bro actually ;)
  • TheNewGuy  - RIP SANTA CHRIST
    RIP
    SANTA CHRIST
    09-10
    DIED IN THE BATTLE OF INSANO VS. NC
    APRIL 2010

    [i]He Liked Pancakes[/i]

  • jagarcia0705
    He saves puppies from a fire
    He likes pancakes
    He shoots lasers from his eyes
    He fights giant monsters
    He also likes pancakes
  • animeniac2  - yeah
    i thought so too
  • edzoologist
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    SOmeone obviously didn't watch the credits where it says it is specifically that it is Rob Walker, Doug's brother.
  • DaBird
    first time I saw it I was like AVGN?!?!?!?!??? WHAT???? no...no that's impossible.
  • gobama
    aerosmith sucks

    they have no memorable songs and
    their lead singer is a transvestite

    just calling it like i see it
  • darkmindedsith
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    [quote]aerosmith sucks



    they have no memorable songs and

    their lead singer is a transvestite[/quote]

    So dude looks like a lady? :D
  • Treltheis
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    dream on is very memorable :angry:
  • lilgamelvr
    you will be facepalmed
    mr gobama
  • MasterOfBerries
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    Irrelevant comment moron is irrelevant.
  • eutactic eyeball
    He doesn't just eat raw eggs for breakfast, but raw Easter Bunny.
  • thorondragon
    except far far less egomaniac.
  • death of snipers  - I will be hated for this
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    Chuck Norris= bitch of a point fighter (hand to hand version of a fencer) who couldn't beat Jackie Chan on a good day, let alone Bruce Lee. I have no idea how this mythology started, and at this point its impossible to get rid of, much like stupidity in government. so don't insult Santa Christ
  • REVIEWER RICK  - re:
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    I didn't even know this existed until "White and Nerdy" came out, and now you review it!
    Great review, with good comedic points.

    I find it sad a spin off of a great series can be THIS bad!

    Keep up the great work!
  • kashmir
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    :woohoo: AEROSMITH! :woohoo:
  • Roomy
    God why is it so hard to get a comment that isn't on page googol with this comment system?

    I had to create an account here to post this because it's so important. First of all to get it out of the way, the tiny scene with the storm trooper tripping over his gun leads to your funniest joke you've ever done. When you get out the gun and immediately, without hesitation, shoot yourself in the brain. I fucking died on that one, that was incredible.

    Now about Santa Christ. Don't lie to me, I KNOW that's the angry video game nerd guy. Dude, look at his eyes and his upper face. That's GOT to be him, it's just got to! I'm gonna believe it to be true like I believe Santa Christ himself to be real. Now that's a God to call your own. He'll turn your lawn clippings into premo sticky weed, and bring you fucking presents, too! AND he reviews old video games! Oh Santa Christ, won't you be my friend? I love you, Santa Christ.
  • nckjq~
    I tried to actually watch the Special on my own, and gave up when the little wookie started watching those fairies or whatever they are dancing on the chess board.
  • Afroartist
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    you are a stronger person than I.
    I stoped the second the baby wookie start walking on the rail after taking out the laudry
  • odin8890
    `YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!1
  • popolynn  - santa crist
    is the stupidest thing i have ever seen you failed Doug, you failed :(
  • NightStarX
    Shut up. Santa Christ owns you.
  • Sheranda
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    LET PEOPLE HAVE AND EXPRESS OPINIONS!!!
  • 1337Goblin
    Obvious troll is obvious.
  • Geneaux486
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    [quote]Obvious troll is obvious.[/quote]

    Obvious fanboy is obvious. The bit at the end wasn't that funny. The rest of the review was hilarious, however.
  • The Goth
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    Santa Christ could point his finger at you and turn you into an troll in real life, popolynn, since that's obviously what you are.
  • eutactic eyeball
    Stupid movie+fan appeal=cult movie

    Stupid movie-fan appeal=crap

    Stupid movie-fan appeal-creator appeal+gets developed anyway for marketing purposes+ childhood memories warped beyond recognition=evil zombie movie that will eat your brain

    This movie's getting off light. It's like Teletubbies with an extra layer of weak and meth.
  • BalloonAnimals
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    Am I the only one who thinks the people who are 1st are heroes? ^_^ spending there time and are super determined just to be 1st! They must truly win at life! You are my hero! *glomps*

    want to mmorpg wit me the next time you have all this free time? lol
  • thatguywiththegun
    Man, I watched the rifftrax of this on google video, wow... it was the most boring thing i've ever heard. Also, Doug, can you release a mp3 of the Santa Christ song? That would make my christmas.
  • thatguy0900  - if you wanna watch this vid
    If you want to watch this video, they actually have it on google video, here
    http://video.google. com/googleplayer.swf? docId=323909610753051544& hl=en&autopl ay=1

    remove the space after the google.
  • Nerdslab
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    good review nc. the only thing i disagree with you on is that comment about the dragons layer animations.
    I assume you where refering to the arcade version in this review. The arcade animation was excellent. Definently not as bad as that star wars christmas special animation.

    How could the animation for the arcade version of dragons layer be bad? A guy who drew for disney made the animation on the arcade version. Trust me, you probaly have to be a really good drawer for disney. but if you where refering to the Nes version I won't disagree.
  • nived1986
    Suburban Commando should be the new Star Wars Christmas
  • Roomy
    I had to create an account here to post this because it's so important. First of all to get it out of the way, the tiny scene with the storm trooper tripping over his gun leads to your funniest joke you've ever done. When you get out the gun and immediately, without hesitation, shoot yourself in the brain. I fucking died on that one, that was incredible.

    Now about Santa Christ. Don't lie to me, I KNOW that's the angry video game nerd guy. Dude, look at his eyes and his upper face. That's GOT to be him, it's just got to! I'm gonna believe it to be true like I believe Santa Christ himself to be real. Now that's a God to call your own. He'll turn your lawn clippings into premo sticky weed, and bring you fucking presents, too! AND he reviews old video games! Oh Santa Christ, won't you be my friend? I love you, Santa Christ.
  • GotengoXGodzilla
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    One of the best Nostalgia Critic's ever. Great job Doug!
  • ryu_26
    finally i was waiting for these for hours!!! :woohoo:
  • Smarty
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    Nice
  • HeartAdam
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    So Awesome!!!!!! :side: :side: :side:
  • Trekkie313
    Finally! :woohoo:
  • tru_power22  - Awesome.
    Awesome. F5 for the win.
  • EvetscipE
    finally been waiting all night(6 am here :( )

    that was the SINGLE best NC episode yet

    so many things actually made me cry with laughter XD

    good job yet again dude!
  • MaGiK.MaN
    lol, it was just put up and 6 comments saying how great it was.
  • cheesyguy100
    YAY FINALLY!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING!!!1 :woohoo:
  • HostileStranger
    Great review NC. Well worth the wait and a great way to usher in Christmas. I hope you have a mery one and may the force be with you.
  • Rac_Rules
    I can't believe this exists. :s
  • pocket_emo
    FINALLY YES YES i have been waiting so long i actually went and saw this shit... it sucks
  • RaZzIel
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    Say no to stupid comments like "first!", kids!
  • SpexGuy1118  - HOORAY!
    HOORAY! I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS! I'M EXPECTING TO BE TURNED INTO AWESOME :cheer: :silly: :woohoo: :) ;) :huh:
  • drakken22  - Oh man, FINALLY!!!
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    FINALLY! its up. ive been waiting for this.
    Just to prepare for this one, i looked it up on youtube and sat through 2 BLEEDIN HOURS of this tripe. Needless to say, i am forever scarred.
    Rip this one a new asshole, critic.
  • Nhmllr
    I've been waiting for this one for a LONG time!
  • Eyeshot
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    Heard inside the Lucasfilm executive office:

    "Kids love Christmas, and kids love Star Wars. Therefore, Star Wars and Christmas must go together like PB & J!"

    Those poor, sodding bastards.

    I think you've just traumatized me for the rest of my life, Critic, for feeding me images I'll never be able to get out of my head. But hell, what a way to go! See you in the loony bin! (Please suffocate me only AFTER my lobotomy)
  • killerkev321
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    finally the wait is over but it was worth it
  • chickenfat222  - thanks!
    Doug, i thank you for ripping this piece of crap a new one!
  • DarioPhantom  - Sweet
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    Can't wait to watch...
  • night051n
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    great beginning. running from the camera. gold
  • orwellianson  - Happy Christmas everyone!
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    :evil:
    Nostalgia Critic: + 9000 pts,
    George Lucas: -9000 pts.

  • tiggerpete
    you know what, Lucas isn't even in the credits of this thing, and that goes to show that he isn't [i]directly[/i] to blame for this fiasco.
  • 715
    You do know Lucas had nothing to do with this right?

    What with him making Empire Strikes Back and all
  • superhypermoose
    actually george didn't direct empire strikes back or return of the jedi
  • Yukiru
    öhm... 28th!!! 111onehundredeleven
  • ThoraxProductions
    NO MY SANITY ITS GONE!!!! Never EVER watch this, not for anything.
  • Bikko0079
    I watched the SW holiday special in preparation for this
    someone owes me two hours of my life back
  • s70rmf1n
    You will never get those two hours back. Just think, two hours you could have spent doing something entertaining, like darning socks, or enduring Chinese water torture, wasted watching something even George Lucas was ashamed of.
  • Micha  - Oh my god
    This is actually worse than the movie Sage and Spooney sat through together. Because at least in that "film" something actually happened.

    Dear god. WHY.

    I feel so very sorry for you Critic. How did you watch this without blowing your brains out?
  • Ferrus_Foot7
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    Maybe Chinese water torture would get your mind off of this for even a minute. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't surprise me if this video WAS a form of torture.

    "Which do you want to give this prisoner your highness?"

    "Hmm. . . Show him, the video. . ."

    "No. No! Nooooooo! Anything but that! Ahhhhh!"
  • popolynn
    really bad attempt at funny:(
  • NightStarX
    You are quite the troll, aren't you? Go fuck yourself with a hot iron, popolynn please. Your comments are fucking terrible and incredibly worthless. Thank you.
  • The Goth
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    popolynn is actually being quite a good troll. He's getting a rise out of people.
  • eutactic eyeball
    Indeed. Strike him down and he will become more powerful than...Sorry.
  • monguin  - A Long Time Ago...
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    I had been a Star Wars fan since as long as I can remember, and even I didn't like Star wars Christmas. The very idea contradicts with my view of the galaxy and time period. Star Wars is, in my view, too prehistoric for anyone to travel back in time to in a galaxy that no one has set eyes on and returned to tell the tale. According to this logic, even humans wouldn't have a single clue about who Jesus is. Christmas doesn't exist in this view of star wars.
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