Santa Crist is fuckin awesome, he played bass for Aerosmith, and he loves pancakes and he played bass for AEROSMITH!!!!!!!!

and he also likes pancakes!

Santa Christ= Holiday equivalent of Chuck Norris

Am I the only one who thinks that Santa Christ looks a bit like the AVGN? :huh: :?:

You are.

It's obviously Doug's brother.

I thought the same too jejejeje

i was thinkin the same fuckin thing

"Am I the only one who thinks that Santa Christ looks a bit like the AVGN?" no, i though he looked like avgn too

I thought so also when I first saw him...but after a few seconds recognized him as the NC's brother

Could it be that the AVGN is... NC's long lost twin cousin?! :0

its the NC's bro actually ;)

RIP
SANTA CHRIST
09-10
DIED IN THE BATTLE OF INSANO VS. NC
APRIL 2010

He Liked Pancakes

He saves puppies from a fire
He likes pancakes
He shoots lasers from his eyes
He fights giant monsters
He also likes pancakes

i thought so too

SOmeone obviously didn't watch the credits where it says it is specifically that it is Rob Walker, Doug's brother.

I think so too

no ur not

So dude looks like a lady? :D

You just owned gobama!

dream on is very memorable

you will be facepalmed
mr gobama

He doesn't just eat raw eggs for breakfast, but raw Easter Bunny.

I didn't even know this existed until "White and Nerdy" came out, and now you review it!
Great review, with good comedic points.

I find it sad a spin off of a great series can be THIS bad!

Keep up the great work!

I tried to actually watch the Special on my own, and gave up when the little wookie started watching those fairies or whatever they are dancing on the chess board.

you are a stronger person than I.
I stoped the second the baby wookie start walking on the rail after taking out the laudry

`YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Shut up. Santa Christ owns you.

LET PEOPLE HAVE AND EXPRESS OPINIONS!!!

Obvious troll is obvious.

Obvious fanboy is obvious. The bit at the end wasn't that funny. The rest of the review was hilarious, however.

Santa Christ could point his finger at you and turn you into an troll in real life, popolynn, since that's obviously what you are.

Stupid movie+fan appeal=cult movie

Stupid movie-fan appeal=crap

Stupid movie-fan appeal-creator appeal+gets developed anyway for marketing purposes+ childhood memories warped beyond recognition=evil zombie movie that will eat your brain

This movie's getting off light. It's like Teletubbies with an extra layer of weak and meth.

Am I the only one who thinks the people who are 1st are heroes? spending there time and are super determined just to be 1st! They must truly win at life! You are my hero! *glomps*

want to mmorpg wit me the next time you have all this free time? lol

Man, I watched the rifftrax of this on google video, wow... it was the most boring thing i've ever heard. Also, Doug, can you release a mp3 of the Santa Christ song? That would make my christmas.

If you want to watch this video, they actually have it on google video, here
http://video.google. com/googleplayer.swf?docId=323909610753051544&hl=en&autopl ay=1

remove the space after the google.

good review nc. the only thing i disagree with you on is that comment about the dragons layer animations.
I assume you where refering to the arcade version in this review. The arcade animation was excellent. Definently not as bad as that star wars christmas special animation.

How could the animation for the arcade version of dragons layer be bad? A guy who drew for disney made the animation on the arcade version. Trust me, you probaly have to be a really good drawer for disney. but if you where refering to the Nes version I won't disagree.

Suburban Commando should be the new Star Wars Christmas

One of the best Nostalgia Critic's ever. Great job Doug!

finally i was waiting for these for hours!!! :woohoo:

Nice

So Awesome!!!!!! :side: :side: :side:

Finally! :woohoo:

Awesome. F5 for the win.

So funny!! wow.

finally been waiting all night(6 am here :( )

that was the SINGLE best NC episode yet

so many things actually made me cry with laughter

good job yet again dude!

lol, it was just put up and 6 comments saying how great it was.

YAY FINALLY!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING!!!1 :woohoo:

Great review NC. Well worth the wait and a great way to usher in Christmas. I hope you have a mery one and may the force be with you.

I can't believe this exists. :s

FINALLY YES YES i have been waiting so long i actually went and saw this shit... it sucks

Say no to stupid comments like "first!", kids!

HOORAY! I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS! I'M EXPECTING TO BE TURNED INTO AWESOME :cheer: :silly: :woohoo: :) ;) :huh:

FINALLY! its up. ive been waiting for this.
Just to prepare for this one, i looked it up on youtube and sat through 2 BLEEDIN HOURS of this tripe. Needless to say, i am forever scarred.
Rip this one a new asshole, critic.

I've been waiting for this one for a LONG time!

Heard inside the Lucasfilm executive office:

"Kids love Christmas, and kids love Star Wars. Therefore, Star Wars and Christmas must go together like PB & J!"

Those poor, sodding bastards.

I think you've just traumatized me for the rest of my life, Critic, for feeding me images I'll never be able to get out of my head. But hell, what a way to go! See you in the loony bin! (Please suffocate me only AFTER my lobotomy)

finally the wait is over but it was worth it

YAY!!

Doug, i thank you for ripping this piece of crap a new one!

Can't wait to watch...

great beginning. running from the camera. gold

great vid

Nostalgia Critic: + 9000 pts,
George Lucas: -9000 pts.

you know what, Lucas isn't even in the credits of this thing, and that goes to show that he isn't directly to blame for this fiasco.

You do know Lucas had nothing to do with this right?

What with him making Empire Strikes Back and all

actually george didn't direct empire strikes back or return of the jedi

NO MY SANITY ITS GONE!!!! Never EVER watch this, not for anything.

I watched the SW holiday special in preparation for this
someone owes me two hours of my life back

You will never get those two hours back. Just think, two hours you could have spent doing something entertaining, like darning socks, or enduring Chinese water torture, wasted watching something even George Lucas was ashamed of.

This is actually worse than the movie Sage and Spooney sat through together. Because at least in that "film" something actually happened.

Dear god. WHY.

I feel so very sorry for you Critic. How did you watch this without blowing your brains out?

Maybe Chinese water torture would get your mind off of this for even a minute. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't surprise me if this video WAS a form of torture.

"Which do you want to give this prisoner your highness?"

"Hmm. . . Show him, the video. . ."

"No. No! Nooooooo! Anything but that! Ahhhhh!"

You are quite the troll, aren't you? Go fuck yourself with a hot iron, popolynn please. Your comments are fucking terrible and incredibly worthless. Thank you.

popolynn is actually being quite a good troll. He's getting a rise out of people.

Indeed. Strike him down and he will become more powerful than...Sorry.

been waiting all day for this

also Santa Christ ftw