Star Wars Christmas
Tuesday, 22 December 2009 23:42
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12.23.2009 - 21:14 | joey_falconettiyeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
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12.23.2009 - 01:06 | dreaminonSanta Crist is fuckin awesome, he played bass for Aerosmith, and he loves pancakes and he played bass for AEROSMITH!!!!!!!!
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12.23.2009 - 03:23 | ZombieHunter56
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12.23.2009 - 12:50 | Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
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12.23.2009 - 15:08 | SinisterSpadeYou are.
It's obviously Doug's brother.
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12.23.2009 - 16:23 | phoenix80
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12.23.2009 - 18:30 | Hayward170
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12.23.2009 - 20:51 | mrlemonyfresh"Am I the only one who thinks that Santa Christ looks a bit like the AVGN?" no, i though he looked like avgn too
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12.24.2009 - 00:04 | SegwoI thought so also when I first saw him...but after a few seconds recognized him as the NC's brother
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01.01.2010 - 17:09 | Treltheis
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06.12.2010 - 02:32 | jagarcia0705He saves puppies from a fire
He likes pancakes
He shoots lasers from his eyes
He fights giant monsters
He also likes pancakes
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12.28.2009 - 08:26 | edzoologist
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01.01.2010 - 13:48 | imthathamsterjellyI think so too
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01.03.2010 - 03:05 | mikeyman64no ur not
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01.27.2011 - 05:30 | DaBirdfirst time I saw it I was like AVGN?!?!?!?!??? WHAT???? no...no that's impossible.
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12.26.2009 - 01:51 | gobamaaerosmith sucks
they have no memorable songs and
their lead singer is a transvestite
just calling it like i see it
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12.26.2009 - 21:52 | darkmindedsith
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12.31.2009 - 20:58 | AtomicOrangutan
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01.01.2010 - 17:10 | Treltheis
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12.29.2009 - 19:43 | lilgamelvryou will be facepalmed
mr gobama
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12.05.2010 - 13:19 | theFederation
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01.22.2012 - 14:28 | MasterOfBerries
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12.30.2009 - 10:25 | eutactic eyeballHe doesn't just eat raw eggs for breakfast, but raw Easter Bunny.
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08.22.2012 - 12:30 | thorondragonexcept far far less egomaniac.
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12.23.2009 - 17:42 | kashmir
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03.25.2010 - 19:18 | RoomyGod why is it so hard to get a comment that isn't on page googol with this comment system?
I had to create an account here to post this because it's so important. First of all to get it out of the way, the tiny scene with the storm trooper tripping over his gun leads to your funniest joke you've ever done. When you get out the gun and immediately, without hesitation, shoot yourself in the brain. I fucking died on that one, that was incredible.
Now about Santa Christ. Don't lie to me, I KNOW that's the angry video game nerd guy. Dude, look at his eyes and his upper face. That's GOT to be him, it's just got to! I'm gonna believe it to be true like I believe Santa Christ himself to be real. Now that's a God to call your own. He'll turn your lawn clippings into premo sticky weed, and bring you fucking presents, too! AND he reviews old video games! Oh Santa Christ, won't you be my friend? I love you, Santa Christ.
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12.23.2009 - 05:54 | nckjq~I tried to actually watch the Special on my own, and gave up when the little wookie started watching those fairies or whatever they are dancing on the chess board.
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12.23.2009 - 11:00 | Afroartist
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12.23.2009 - 06:06 | odin8890`YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!1
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12.23.2009 - 18:16 | NightStarXShut up. Santa Christ owns you.
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02.11.2010 - 16:10 | Sheranda
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12.24.2009 - 08:27 | 1337GoblinObvious troll is obvious.
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12.25.2009 - 18:30 | Geneaux486
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12.24.2009 - 12:47 | The Goth
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12.30.2009 - 10:34 | eutactic eyeballStupid movie+fan appeal=cult movie
Stupid movie-fan appeal=crap
Stupid movie-fan appeal-creator appeal+gets developed anyway for marketing purposes+ childhood memories warped beyond recognition=evil zombie movie that will eat your brain
This movie's getting off light. It's like Teletubbies with an extra layer of weak and meth.
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12.23.2009 - 18:23 | BalloonAnimals
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12.23.2009 - 19:14 | thatguywiththegunMan, I watched the rifftrax of this on google video, wow... it was the most boring thing i've ever heard. Also, Doug, can you release a mp3 of the Santa Christ song? That would make my christmas.
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If you want to watch this video, they actually have it on google video, here
http://video.google. com/googleplayer.swf? docId=323909610753051544& hl=en&autopl ay=1
remove the space after the google.
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12.31.2009 - 10:11 | Nerdslab
good review nc. the only thing i disagree with you on is that comment about the dragons layer animations.
I assume you where refering to the arcade version in this review. The arcade animation was excellent. Definently not as bad as that star wars christmas special animation.
How could the animation for the arcade version of dragons layer be bad? A guy who drew for disney made the animation on the arcade version. Trust me, you probaly have to be a really good drawer for disney. but if you where refering to the Nes version I won't disagree.
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01.01.2010 - 20:51 | nived1986Suburban Commando should be the new Star Wars Christmas
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03.25.2010 - 19:17 | RoomyI had to create an account here to post this because it's so important. First of all to get it out of the way, the tiny scene with the storm trooper tripping over his gun leads to your funniest joke you've ever done. When you get out the gun and immediately, without hesitation, shoot yourself in the brain. I fucking died on that one, that was incredible.
Now about Santa Christ. Don't lie to me, I KNOW that's the angry video game nerd guy. Dude, look at his eyes and his upper face. That's GOT to be him, it's just got to! I'm gonna believe it to be true like I believe Santa Christ himself to be real. Now that's a God to call your own. He'll turn your lawn clippings into premo sticky weed, and bring you fucking presents, too! AND he reviews old video games! Oh Santa Christ, won't you be my friend? I love you, Santa Christ.
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08.06.2010 - 16:35 | makutateridax20
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10.29.2014 - 03:47 | LikaLaruku
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12.23.2009 - 00:10 | GotengoXGodzilla
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12.23.2009 - 00:09 | ryu_26finally i was waiting for these for hours!!! :woohoo:
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12.23.2009 - 00:10 | Smarty
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12.23.2009 - 00:10 | HeartAdam
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12.23.2009 - 00:10 | Trekkie313Finally! :woohoo:
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12.23.2009 - 00:38 | EvetscipEfinally been waiting all night(6 am here :( )
that was the SINGLE best NC episode yet
so many things actually made me cry with laughter XD
good job yet again dude!
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12.23.2009 - 00:10 | MaGiK.MaNlol, it was just put up and 6 comments saying how great it was.
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12.23.2009 - 00:11 | cheesyguy100YAY FINALLY!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING!!!1 :woohoo:
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12.23.2009 - 00:11 | HostileStrangerGreat review NC. Well worth the wait and a great way to usher in Christmas. I hope you have a mery one and may the force be with you.
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12.23.2009 - 00:11 | Rac_RulesI can't believe this exists. :s
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12.23.2009 - 00:11 | pocket_emoFINALLY YES YES i have been waiting so long i actually went and saw this shit... it sucks
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12.23.2009 - 00:11 | RaZzIel
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HOORAY! I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS! I'M EXPECTING TO BE TURNED INTO AWESOME :cheer: :silly: :woohoo: :) ;) :huh:
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12.23.2009 - 00:11 | NhmllrI've been waiting for this one for a LONG time!
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12.23.2009 - 00:11 | Eyeshot
Heard inside the Lucasfilm executive office:
"Kids love Christmas, and kids love Star Wars. Therefore, Star Wars and Christmas must go together like PB & J!"
Those poor, sodding bastards.
I think you've just traumatized me for the rest of my life, Critic, for feeding me images I'll never be able to get out of my head. But hell, what a way to go! See you in the loony bin! (Please suffocate me only AFTER my lobotomy)
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12.23.2009 - 00:13 | killerkev321
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12.23.2009 - 00:13 | thehost155YAY!!
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12.23.2009 - 00:13 | night051n
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12.23.2009 - 00:13 | degoliothgreat vid
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12.23.2009 - 01:34 | tiggerpeteyou know what, Lucas isn't even in the credits of this thing, and that goes to show that he isn't [i]directly[/i] to blame for this fiasco.
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12.23.2009 - 15:28 | 715You do know Lucas had nothing to do with this right?
What with him making Empire Strikes Back and all
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12.23.2009 - 16:03 | superhypermooseactually george didn't direct empire strikes back or return of the jedi
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12.23.2009 - 00:14 | Yukiruöhm... 28th!!! 111onehundredeleven
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12.23.2009 - 00:14 | ThoraxProductionsNO MY SANITY ITS GONE!!!! Never EVER watch this, not for anything.
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12.23.2009 - 00:16 | Bikko0079I watched the SW holiday special in preparation for this
someone owes me two hours of my life back
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12.23.2009 - 08:26 | s70rmf1nYou will never get those two hours back. Just think, two hours you could have spent doing something entertaining, like darning socks, or enduring Chinese water torture, wasted watching something even George Lucas was ashamed of.
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This is actually worse than the movie Sage and Spooney sat through together. Because at least in that "film" something actually happened.
Dear god. WHY.
I feel so very sorry for you Critic. How did you watch this without blowing your brains out?
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12.23.2009 - 11:24 | Ferrus_Foot7
Maybe Chinese water torture would get your mind off of this for even a minute. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't surprise me if this video WAS a form of torture.
"Which do you want to give this prisoner your highness?"
"Hmm. . . Show him, the video. . ."
"No. No! Nooooooo! Anything but that! Ahhhhh!"
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12.23.2009 - 14:56 | popolynnreally bad attempt at funny:(
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12.23.2009 - 18:20 | NightStarXYou are quite the troll, aren't you? Go fuck yourself with a hot iron, popolynn please. Your comments are fucking terrible and incredibly worthless. Thank you.
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12.24.2009 - 12:54 | The Goth
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12.30.2009 - 10:40 | eutactic eyeballIndeed. Strike him down and he will become more powerful than...Sorry.
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12.23.2009 - 00:56 | thatguywiththepizzabeen waiting all day for this
also Santa Christ ftw
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I had been a Star Wars fan since as long as I can remember, and even I didn't like Star wars Christmas. The very idea contradicts with my view of the galaxy and time period. Star Wars is, in my view, too prehistoric for anyone to travel back in time to in a galaxy that no one has set eyes on and returned to tell the tale. According to this logic, even humans wouldn't have a single clue about who Jesus is. Christmas doesn't exist in this view of star wars.

