Tank Girl
Tuesday, 24 November 2009 19:21
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11.25.2009 - 13:09 | Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
SHE WAS FROZEN TODAY!!! and have we seen the first ever big lipped starving children moment??? and Angry Movie Dork flame war in 3.....2....1....
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11.26.2009 - 09:52 | TheAngryMovieDork™ - PLEAD READ THIS!!!
Ok, so I wanted to comment hours earlier so more people would read this, but I had a really bad cold and fell asleep (DAMN IT!). So what I'm going to do is next week when I get back from Chicago, I'm going to (and I don't want to have do this)comment again basically saying everything I'm going to say here over again, that is the only way EVERYONE will see this becuase it's very very important that everyone does see this and learns the truth(Unless you can help spread the word). But anyway, without further or do, I'll begin. Last week something happened, something tragic, what may be the worst thing to happen since well, I don't know. Someone signed up on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com with the Username TheAngryMovieDork.com.
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11.25.2009 - 06:49 | TheAngryMovieDork™
WTF?! Ok, so I guess you can only type so many charactors and then you get cut off just like on youtube. I'm really pissed off but there's nothing I can do, long story short, he said some obnoxious things I would never say, here's your proof
Please understand that this wasn't me, and I would never post anything like this. And finally, here's my solution that I hope will work
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blog/13735
I want to give a big "FUCK YOU" to this imposter and I hope you die of aids or better yet be burned alive, that is all
!!!
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11.25.2009 - 07:01 | TheAngryMovieDork™
Sorry, I guess you didn't understand, I'll make it as clear as possible, last week someone registered with the same username as me except with a dot after it, went to NC's Judge Dread review and posted a bunch of lame, retarted and immature comments that I would never post. He was a poser, a troll, please go to that video and all the comments posted by TheAngryMovieDork.com without a dot after it were posted by the real me (continued...)
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11.25.2009 - 07:02 | DarkSaber
No, YOU are the poser and troll, with the wit and intellect of Jayne Mansfield AFTER the car accident.
I saw those comments, and the fact everyone assumed the 'imposter' was you says it all really.
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11.25.2009 - 07:14 | TheAngryMovieDork™
Alright then, I would assume I'm an imposter as well so here's your proof, no hard feelings dude.
http://youtube.com/theangrymoviedork
I posted a comment on my own youtube channel saying that I'm the real Angry Movie Dork. Hope that's good enough.
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03.07.2010 - 21:14 | PhoenixZero - lolwut?
That was very well played. Sounds like it was something NC would say.
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11.25.2009 - 07:09 | TheAngryMovieDork™
The admin blocked me from the site becuase of him, I didn't do anything, I swear. If you knew me, you would know that I can give a shitless what people say about me, I'm like Spock from Star Trek lol. This person made me look like a fool and people actually bought it, watch that solution video I posted a link to. This site has brought me nothing but trouble, I'll admit in the past it was mostly my fault and I apologize for that, but this time I was innocent, all it takes is half a brain to figure out it wasn't me and it was just a poser looking for attention, c'mon people. And I'm not going to stop until every single god damn person on this site realizes that.
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11.25.2009 - 07:12 | DarkSaber
Spock? Last time I checked Spock wasn't a worthless piece of shit drifitng in a toilet bowl of parental coddling and desperate attention-seeking.
(FYI, you are acting EXACTLY like the "imposter" did.)
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11.25.2009 - 07:20 | TheAngryMovieDork™
Goodbye
P.S. Read my comment above, that's your proof I'm the real Angry Movie Dork
I'm leaving now, I do not want to be apart of another pointless flame war. Have a good day everyone.
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11.25.2009 - 07:23 | DarkSaber
You make yourself look like a fool without fail every time. No help is needed.
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11.25.2009 - 08:04 | Naruto144
I know what you mean Angry Movie Dork (Trademark Symbol), I just felt like saying the trademark, cause that's kinda funny, but anyway, I know that you were like a total jackass in the past, and after a ban or two, you've changed. The people will never respect you under your old username, you have to change it. You don't have to take my advice, but you can just ignore them if they keep flaming ya, cause there just users honestly, if a BAMF (Big Ass Mother Fucker) comes in and flames ya, then tell them alright, apparently everyone feels the same way about me, and leave.
The NC vid's not working for me.
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11.26.2009 - 19:56 | ThatScottishGuy
Angry Movie Dork just GTFO, You're annoying, You're Stupid, You're a Moron by thinking people enjoy your 'Reviews'
You're an Idoit
You're Trash
You're PointlessDo you Here me?
YOU'RE SCUM
YOU'RE BATMAN & ROBIN
YOU'RE GODZILLA 98'
YOU'RE MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHALATION
YOU'RE RED DWARF SERIES 8
YOU'RE EVERY SINGLE PARODY MOVIE AFTER SCARY MOVIE 2
YOU'RE THAT 70'S SHOW SERIES 8
YOU'RE DOCTOR WHO SERIES 25
YOU'RE LITTLE BRITAIN USA
YOU'RE X-MEN 3
YOU'RE DRAGONBALL GT & EVOLOUTION COMBINED
YOU'RE ROCKY 4 & 5
YOU'RE FINAL FANTASY IX
YOU'RE EVERY SINGLE STRAIGHT TO DVD DINSEY SEQUEL
YOU'RE SEGA
YOU LOSE, YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY SIR!, NOW GO AND TAKE YOUR FAIL AND THESE 100 FACEPA....No...No,No,No...100 will not be enough...TAKE THESE 275 FACEPALMS!!!
Kindly Leave the Internet now or I'll send Sosuke Aizen, Chuck Norris, Megatron, That Priest from Dead.Alive (Who just so Happens to Kick Arse for the Lord) and Boris Johnson on a Hunt for you're head
And Trust Me...
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH BORIS JOHNSON
That Fucker Will Bite your Head right off
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11.26.2009 - 19:21 | DemiGodofDrama
Now now, SEGA doesn't (don't?) suck, nor does FF IX, although the former has a wierd obsesion with gimicks and the latter is just unoriginal in plot terms. The rest? They suck, just not nearly as much as his vids.
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11.27.2009 - 13:43 | KyleGibbons91 - you sir...
are a great american. this nation owes you a huge debt.
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12.04.2009 - 21:00 | ThatScottishGuyKyleGibbons91 wrote:are a great american. this nation owes you a huge debt.
"Point's to my Name"
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11.27.2009 - 14:31 | crazyseandx
why u gotta put down sega like that?? i mostly leaned toward them cause to me for some reason...sonic was better than mario...so dont hate things cause of little screw ups >
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03.07.2010 - 21:21 | PhoenixZero - M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!
Holy hot damn!! You annihilated that guy!! Just one question: Why does everyone burn this moron whenever he comments?
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11.25.2009 - 14:00 | splot9
people hate you cos your the angry movie dork.
i fucking hate your videos they suc so fucking much and there just word for word rip offs of the nostalgia critic reviews. you make me sick to be human
stop leaving comments on videos and fuck off!!!
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11.25.2009 - 14:38 | Mezurya
AngryMovieDork... just leave. Seriously. We don't care and we all know you like to troll around on TGWTG.
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12.05.2009 - 11:01 | 20thCenturyMotherfucker
if you guys didn't care then you guys wouldn't be replying to his comments moron.
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11.25.2009 - 20:41 | J-Sun
Seriously, NO ONE CARES THAT SOMEONE IMPERSONATED YOU! Why are you spamming the entire first page? That impostor is sure as hell not as bad as Hitler as he just, oh I don't know, KILLED AROUND 6 MILLION JEWS. I'm sure you might be a decent person in real life but wow, you have a gigantic ego issue to deal with
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12.03.2009 - 20:53 | Deanzonit
You know what, fuck it all, I'm insulting the AMD again!
Go suck on a big one, numbnuts! There is no imposter, and you're just making it up so people will forgive you! You're so desperate for attention that you'll make up a cliche evil twin story and create alternate accounts just to clarify in your favor, all just to get some dignity that you will never have in a million freaking years!
GOD that felt good!
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01.11.2010 - 21:05 | XDmaniac
Some Info You Can Use:
NOONE GIVES A FLIPPING FUCK!I didnt even notice it and its not like its THAT important to people who don't live with their parents...NOONE FUCKIN CARES.
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11.25.2009 - 19:37 | LemonHead54 - PLEASE GTFO
Dude, no one gives a shit about you, we don't care if some one stole your damn identity and what not.
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11.25.2009 - 19:31 | The FanFic Critic
Can we just talk about the review already?
NC, awesome review, as always. This movie SUCK! By the way...........
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!
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11.25.2009 - 21:24 | thatkidwiththepimples
If by "retarded", you mean "not insulting everyone's intelligence constantly and/or just being an overall whiny prick", then, yeah. His comments WERE retarded.
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12.03.2009 - 15:52 | cannonfodder4000
oh you just copied the archfiends favorite internet meme that is all ?
since you DO watch long box tetris
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11.25.2009 - 07:25 | Wierdboo - WHAT
YOU COMPARED A FUCKING IMPOSTOR TO THE 9/11 ATTACK!? YOU ARE THE MOST SELF CENTERED PIECE OF SHIT.
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11.25.2009 - 09:40 | MachTheAngryMovieDork™ wrote:...Last week something happened, something tragic, what may be the worst incident since 9/11. Someone signed up on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com with the Username TheAngryMovieDork.com.
I think there's something wrong with your sense of scale. Even the internet doesn't like 9/11 jokes.
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11.25.2009 - 11:36 | TheEvilYoshiKiller - Re: TheAngryMovieDork
14:54 is him. Just go to 14:54 in the vid, and press play..
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11.25.2009 - 17:10 | anthony040
Last week something happened, something tragic, what may be the worst thing to happen
since 9/11Hitler. Someone signed up on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com with the Username
TheAngryMovieDork.com.You said it. Now please, go away. Every time you write, God kills a kitten.
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11.27.2009 - 00:22 | gil562
[IMG]http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee287/gooser562/HAHAHA.jpg[/IMG]
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11.29.2009 - 12:40 | ThatGuyInTehFez - sing to the tune of: YOU. ARE. A PIRATE!
you always fail and you never suceed, YOU. ARE. A RETARD!
fuck you douchenozzle
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11.25.2009 - 13:47 | Wermin
How about we comment about the video?
Well i've never seen it but it looks awful. I Never knew things like this existed.
This movie should be frozen.... TODAY !
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11.26.2009 - 08:41 | 1337Goblin
Holy mother of god, seriously, can some moderator on this site just god damn ban
the AngryMovieDork?I mean jesus christ, it couldnt be any more clear he is a troll, all you have to
do is scroll down the VIDEO COMMENTS to see that.Seriously, just ban him and put an end to it, surely someone moderates these
comments, otherwise its just youtube.A troll is someone who comments on a video for the soul purpose of causing
trouble, etc and this guy succeeds everytime he comments.
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11.27.2009 - 00:22 | gil562
[IMG]http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee287/gooser562/HAHAHA.jpg[/IMG]
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11.24.2009 - 22:35 | wootsman
^
this counts as spaming you knowreal comment :i think people wouldve goten the dune jokes thought
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12.01.2009 - 22:03 | Pinkwerewolf2 - Watch it
At least watch it or read the comic befor saying anything.
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11.24.2009 - 19:26 | RTtheman12
oh this one should be good. I've been awaiting his Tank Girls review after reading about it.
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11.24.2009 - 19:27 | troubledparty - :(
I find these so hard to relate too because I'm the average 15 year old that has never heard of this stuff..........
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11.24.2009 - 21:10 | darkmindedsithQuote:I find these so hard to relate too because I'm the average 15 year old that has
never heard of this stuff..........Don't worry. He remembers it so you don't have to.
Except in this case, he doesn't want to.
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11.24.2009 - 23:51 | MissAshley - Don't worry
Despite what all of us late-20/early-30-somethings would have you believe, you didn't miss much.
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11.25.2009 - 03:59 | Jet Girl
I disagree.
I've seen some of what kids watch today. Not...cool. But it may just be the nostalgia factor making what I used to watch so awesome. Or not...I did like this movie though because I took it with a grain of salt and I liked the comic. I like how Doug talked about the comic for a minute.
Anyway...still loved the review. I got way too excited when I saw this posted.
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11.25.2009 - 20:15 | thatkidwiththepimples
They have, like, half of these movies at Blockbuster. Just in case someone wants to go through the same mental trauma as their predecessors.
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02.11.2010 - 15:44 | Sheranda
Honestly, I don't think you're old enough to be watching these videos. As you can see, they're kind of mature.
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02.11.2010 - 15:47 | Sheranda
Someday, I think I'm going to post something like "295th!!" Then, I will say that I wasn't even counting.
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11.24.2009 - 19:27 | Kyra - Nice Review
Great review Doug. I laughed at the sudden crying at the beginning.
The strange thing is, I kind of remember this movie.
Regardless, You did a fantastic job and I can't wait to see your next review.
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11.24.2009 - 19:28 | CJ1145
Ah, no better way to kick off Thanksgiving break than with Nostalgia Critic. Thanks, Doug!
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11.24.2009 - 19:31 | TheCanvasAssassin
WTF IS UP WITH THAT BULL???
I've never seen this movie but I've only seen about 2 and a half minutes of this review and it already looks terrible! The movie, not the review.
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11.24.2009 - 19:58 | Emptydeath
that was a really cool review!
But you should have added in some Dune jokes.
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11.24.2009 - 19:36 | Want3d_dead7
yay first!!!111 - ok lol i lie, and i dont care...? why do ppl care? good review critic
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11.24.2009 - 19:36 | leikomgwtfbbq
I absolutely LOVE this movie, to this very day, but I can see why people think it's pretty bad. X3 Good to see it getting some attention regardless.
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11.25.2009 - 00:00 | sumo8675309
same here ...it is one of the dvds that is in my rotation of movies to watch
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11.25.2009 - 02:34 | Animikean
I've always liked it too.
It was a funny review but I was surprised he didn't use the Tank Girl Ice T clip
"And what were you?"
"A cop."
It only became totally ironic when he joined SVU
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11.28.2009 - 06:49 | eye
One of the few comic movies I like, probably because they did pay so much homage to the comics (through the use of the actual art, animation, not taking itself seriously, etc).
Honestly I've seen way worse movies.
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11.24.2009 - 19:44 | Geek666
great now i remember his headache. this movie was a fucking pain in the ass to watch
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11.24.2009 - 19:48 | The Average Guy
Lol great review, NC.
I just wish the drowning girl actually died in the end.
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11.24.2009 - 19:50 | WarriorofNaught
How dare you quote Dante in this movie!
"Where's my career" killed me
Good stuff, though for some reason Garbage Pail......can't finish it for some reason...GPK there we go...was still alot more painful. I think the dancing girls made it a bit easier.
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11.24.2009 - 20:13 | Robt915
I remember this movie it was really lame and stupid. And I have a list of things that movie was really bad.
1. Why is Tank girl acting like a lesbian.
2. Tank girl keeps changing her hair style WTF.
3. Malcolm McDowell should not be in this movie.
4. Are you fucking kidding me kangaroo's this is mess up.
5. Ice-T acts like a jerk.
6. That's not preying that's dancing you moron.
7. The end was pretty dumb.
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11.24.2009 - 22:22 | RebelTaxi
As bad as it is, there's 3 good things about it.
1. The opening song is by Devo.
2. The 2D animation looks cool.
3. The actor for Tank Girl went on to be Livewire from Superman TAS.
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11.24.2009 - 22:25 | Kistasha1508
That's why her voice sounded so familiar! Okay.
Yea I thought the animation was pretty kick ass too.
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11.24.2009 - 23:53 | MissAshley
A "thank you" from me, too!
That was driving me crazy trying to remember!
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11.24.2009 - 19:55 | ClancyDamon - Hell
Well, this review has proven that I'm going straight to Hell. I have never laughed harder at anything on this site than I did during your starving children montage. I'm a terrible person.
Big Lipped Starving Children Moment. I fucking love you for that.
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11.24.2009 - 23:55 | MissAshley
I could feel myself wanting to laugh, but couldn't. I spent that whole scene with a hand held in front of my mouth agape.
I haven't felt that kind of shock and amusement since Drawn Together was still relevant.
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11.24.2009 - 20:02 | kaze_neko
You know, for the longest time, I had myself convinced that this movie was just a figment of my delusional and twisted imagination. So I have two things to say to you critic.
1. Thank you, for proving I am not crazy.
2. Thanks a heap for reminding me of this films existance.
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11.26.2009 - 19:28 | DemiGodofDrama
Oh please. He hasn't proved anything yet! INSANITY! FOR THE WIN!
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I have seen that movie and I am glad you ripped it. Great job.
No first for anyone.