Holiday Clusterf**k

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  • Deemah
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    True very true.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Triangle triangle, triangle triangle.....
  • BaltoStephenWinter  - Happy Decemberween and long live SantaChrist.
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    Somehow these lyrics got stuck into my head one day.

    "Holiday Clusterfuck. Holiday Clusterfuck. Pikachu is gay and Ironman is a shmuck."

    Don't know how this happened, don't know why these lyrics popped into my head, I'm just trying to get them out of my head.

    By the way, can't you just resurrect Ma-ti the same way you keep resurrecting that woman who keeps killing herself.
  • Xav_kitsune
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    which Ironman is a shmuck?
  • lavecjr
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    holidays with tgwtg. how else would you want to spend them?
  • veggen
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    I think that's Little Miss Gamer... I don't know if she's Doug's gf or anything.
  • Mav
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    No it's not, it really isnt lol
  • arsenal of megadeath
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    i dont know, all i DO know is that its 177 miles / 286 km from My house to Naperville.
  • xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx  - Not with your family, that's for sure!
    The very IDEA! Ludicrous! SIMPLY LUDICROUS!!!
  • Treeman
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    Whoa didn't expect a new one so soon.
  • saint23thomas  - Why?
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    Considering that the Christmas season seems to start right after Halloween, these days, I'm surprised that this didn't show up on All-Saint's Day.
  • Raziel Star
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    Pshh, Christmas decorations go up a week before Halloween in the area I live in.
  • Yora  - After halloween?
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    In Germany christmas season starts at September 1. You know, when people are still out in shorts and t-shirts.
  • oodle
    i always cringe when doug sings lol
  • DarkBee  - Me too
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    It's not that he can't sing, but it's just that his voice is too trained, to the point that it almost doesn't sound like him anymore, a bit like opera singers (which I loathe with passion).
  • ladydiskette
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    lol, not me.....I squeee XD
  • Thornedwolf  - Wow
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    Thought this one was ment for later I guess its surprise surprise for all of us.
  • Adrenal Lynn
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    Have to admit, your singing voice sounds good, but like someone gave you a good kick where the sun don't shine.

    However, it's an awesome parody of what pisses us off during the most magical time of the year. :3 I liked it, pretty good, NC. And I couldn't help but laugh when I saw you skipping through the same fields you supposedly ran through to reach the AVGN.

    EDIT: Way to edit your post and copy my point, TC300278. I hate first posters who edit to make it look like they didn't just put "first" to piss people off.
  • Amazingjayman
    Nice one NC, I don't think any song has truly captured the holiday sprit quite like this one.
  • Jessic1444
    Great Song NC...all of its is pretty scary but true. Can't wait to see your next few reviews. :D
  • darkempress2003
    Would be nice to have the lyrics so we can sing it too...whilst we're shopping of course.
  • LikaLaruku
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    Yeah! Lyrics & an mp3.
  • Shmooglavoue
    Oh dear, Doug Walker singing about the holidays, this can't end well...


    *watches to the end* SEE!?! Things always go amiss when the Nostalgia Critic flexes his vocals!
  • Yarbskoo
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    Woah! Didn't see a NC musical coming! :0
  • The Angry Movie Dork 2
    Hey I just noticed, this came out on my Birthday, what a great birthday present, thank you Nostalgia Critic, your the man B)
  • pharmmajor
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    Jesus christ, that was insane.

    Nicely done, Doug. And props to your father for the great music. I can only imagine what your neighbors thought seeing you dancing down the street with top hat and cane. "Oh good lord, there's that freak Walker again. At least he isn't in his robe or Ghostbuster outfit, and he doesn't have a gun... at least not one I can see."

  • beelow
    sweet :lol: :D
  • ShuukeX
    Funny song NC! Also, who's the girl? O_o
    Also, that's cool that your dad wrote the music.
  • Bendrus  - Very nice
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    That was epic. . .with every verse I was half-expecting it to go back to you at your desk. But you kept singing. . .and singing. . .
    At the end I figured you'd try to cup a feel on the "young woman" kinda like you about did to the Nostalgia Chick, but stealing her money was just as funny.
    I look forward to more Holiday jeer from this site!
  • LunarLycan
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    It's seriously evil to have TWO holidays, where entire families gather and share their insanity, only a month apart. That's why suicide rates are so high around this time of year. Which is why I shelter myself away from anywhere close to my family until the warmer months come again.
  • RooneyEnterprises  - You think two is bad?
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    Try.... oh, say, about eight HUGE family dinners for the autumn holidays in the span of a month. You read right. About eight, maybe ten or eleven. Feel better now? =)
  • Supersly
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    yay Xmas
    I never thought Doug could sing that good oh yeah a great video
  • RockyHorrorGirl
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    Awesome video man. very clever, lucking I'm in australia were we don't do Halloween or thanks giving and it's summer in November, December and Janury. Nice work and happy Hoildays to all
  • CharlesOfLegend  - Actually
    you screwed up haha summer is actually december january and febuary down here
  • Deimos1984rd  - The Holidays
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    The Horror....the horror.
  • NocturnalZombie
    God, help me I started swaying along to that.
  • MissAshley
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    You, too, huh? :3
  • Lieutenant Fish
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    You just created a Holiday Classic for us internet people! I mean, I know that "They" alway try to label whatever shit they throw us this time of year as an "Instant Classic", but I think we can all agree on this one.
  • TheDramaticMonarch
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    What a dark finale to such a cheerful, jaunty song! Well, a cynically cheerful one but still very upbeat.

    Then again, based on your repitoire, I should have seen it coming. ;) :lol:
  • Son0fNone  - I'm glad
    I don't worry about these holiday shopping

    No mention of Eid???

    Why do people still ignore Islam?? Damn Anti-Islamic media in America.

    LOL at the end
  • slumlord84
    Ramadan and Eid are such obscure holidays for most of Americans. The only ones who really even know what it is outside of Muslims, are people who live or work with them. It also doesn't attract much attention because it's really only celebrated during the night.

    As for the video, meh. Ending was kinda funny, but expected. The singing voice was high pitched and grating to my ears. I ended up forwarding through most of it, but still, it's gotta be hard to come up with anything original, considering the whole anti-holiday cheer shtick has beaten to death and back.
  • THOOM
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    Why would Doug want to offend risking certain groups within a certain religion whose anger at writers, cartoonists and critic often lead to the death of the artist?

    Death threats for a jokes? no thanks.
  • psamathos
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    Yeah, I'm sure Doug is really afraid of offending people.
  • Dwane
    Ramadan follows a lunar calendar, so it doesn't always fall around the holiday clusterf***. This year Ramadan was in August and early September. It'd be stupid to include it with a bunch of fall/winter holidays.
  • The Hardcore Kid
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    Oh boy, Christmas in THIS economy? Where's my .4 automatic?
  • Lucia32
    Easy answer for that, Kid: don't give presents. Enjoy the holiday for what it is and spend time with your loved ones and reflect on the wonders and shortcomings of this past year and your hope for the future. All of which is free of the constant emptiness of hunting for gifts in a never ending consumerist nightmare.

    For me and mine at least, that love and time together always been what Christmas is all about. So...rebel!*

    *Of course, that's coming from my faith perspective (and the fact that my family and I started out on the streets, so we tend to place different values on things ) so your mileage may vary.
  • mwong04
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    reminds me of the Turbomen.
  • Wermin
    Put that cookie down !
  • Xatike
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    NAUGH!!!!
  • Dragon_bagon
    Ha ha ha! And I'm sure this is all a part of our wonderful Judge Dredd: The musical, right? :P
  • jrhinson
    lol @ Bjork pulling out her hair. Seriously though, we need more Bjork episodes.
  • Khan FurSainty
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    Superb! My respect and love for you has grown double the size.
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