That was probably that guy's shining achievement in life, being the first one to comment on a Nostalgia Critic video. But, being the kill joy that you are, you had to take his joy and swelling sense of pride and put it down Old Yeller style. My heart goes out to you samuraiblood 21! Stay the course!

It's the simple rule we ask people to follow on the internet. Don't post "first" or we'll instantly hate you.

Dont have the username AngryMovieDork either or you get the same result

Yeah, I'm kinda new to posting comments...I am wondering why everyone seems to hate AngryMovieDork? :dry:

To more relevant things, this vid was AWESOME! It made me laugh! :woohoo:

There was some flame war a while ago and since it seems everyone thumbs him down just for posting a comment.

Doug this is one of your funniest videos. I laughed so hard during the LAW musical number. Your videos always bring a smile to my face, thank your Doug.

just don't comment at all! That's how you don't get any flak!

wait, this isnt part of the angry movie dork flame war, but at 6:30, doesnt that look like a storm trooper from star wars??

Mate, why do you always reply to someone elses comment, Just so it comes up on the first page of comments? Ive seen you reply to peoples comments, not even replying to their comments, more so just talking about the review :S

Ive even seen you spam your own website and work in the comments section... Its not on.

And by the way, by saying... 'Your a lucky man, but please don't brag about it, we can tell your first, ok'... THATS trolling the guy who posted the first comment, and then afterwards, you accused him off trolling...

Ugh >.<

(Nice review by the way, nc)

Okay now I think youre being abit too hard on the Dork!
Isnt "Your a lucky man, but please don't brag about it, we can tell your first, ok" pretty friendly compared to the hate every one else dishes out towards the first poster?

Wow, that statement, it's, it's just so wrong. The 40's, as in the 1940's didn't have slavery in the U.S. anymore, and if you're talking about a country that did have slavery back then, I'm sorry to hear that you live in Niger, how's the weather? Is it inclement this time of year? And if you want to talk about anything, inform yourself, it's not hard, wikipedia is a free site.

his comment is like saying, "they treat him like a jew from the 1930's. They just need to forgive the Nazis for what they did and forget about it..."

:huh: get what I mean?

Because on the internet no matter how logical your argument, how intelligent your answer or even just your common sense. Somebody will ALLWAYS come along and disagree your argument by questioning your sexuality, grammatical ability and call you a twelve year old fag.

But it is a shame you don't really match any of the above causes of internet butt hurt, people just hate you. :D

I agree with the first paragraph. :X That will be all.

TheAngryMovieDork.com wrote:

Your a lucky man, but please don't brag about it, we can tell your first, ok . Looking forward to this new review!
Jeez, I'm running out of ideas for comments, I can easily think of a bad joke for this review, something having to do Sylvestor Stallone, but I'm too tired to deal with trolls and haters so I won't. :s

why dont you not comment?

Why don't you actually WATCH the review before commenting?

dork really y even bother commenting u know we dont like you u lied with the four star review of up, ur a jackass, im 12 and im more mature than u, and u steal lines from the nc just stop commenting

Yeah, your maturity REALLY shows through your grammar.

Thanks for the heads up.

Seriously now,I made an account on here just to tell you how much you piss me and other people off.

IMO somebody should send Anon after you, for being a troll yourself. Although people commenting by just saying "first" shuld be hunted down as well.

AMD. We know it's you. You've just said all this crap so people won't think it was you who put down all the stupid comments. Nice try.

You got more thumbs down and less thumbs up then the guy who said First. Congrats.

nobody likes you

I honestly think everyone needs to stop with this first cmt thing. Kinda sad. Great review though I'm a big Stallone fan and I'd like to say that his jaw is like that cause he suffered a stroke. I used to think it was intentional but it's not. I just want to point that out.

Admins, I and many others would appreciate it if you would put a stop to thread sniping (first commenters).

Warn or ban these guys. It's truly annoying to have to read on every video one guy saying first and then the ANGRY MOVIE DORK right after him.

PLEASE PUT AN END TO IT.

If you do not moderate these comments it basically just youtube. Which we all know is mostly 95% trash.

I don't see what's wrong with first commenters, they not really hurting anyone. Its the people complaining about it every time that are irritating. There will always be first commenters, it's just something we have to accept
Great review though, I always felt Sylvester wasn't getting any attention next to Arnold, and I find the former's acting to be funnier.

I agree. "First" just becomes a part of the scenery if no one points it out. I barely notice them before they are yelled down.

Yeah, gotta love it when the first dozen comments are just rants about first posting. There is a very simple solution, though: admin should just go ahead and sort the comments in reverse chronological.

Yes they should!

Who cares?!

Did you intend that I read that in Dr Robotnik's voice from AoStH? Because I did.

:s look, guys, will you please go to YouTube for Flaming/hating... dont fuck up TGWTG , it's too good for that. I BEG YOU!!! :s

Don't ask everyone to not fuck up TGWTG, ask the AngryMovieDork to stop commenting or fuck off, then this site will be back to normal (comment page wise)

sorry then well I just hope that the word law can be said the right way B)

Thread sniping is only something you have to accept if the mods allow it. Most forums I'm on that are run well have strict rules against this shit.

Best Rules of Forums that I wish would be implemented on this site:

1. No low content posts
2. No thread sniping

Warning and banning these guys forces the commentary to be more focused and enjoyable to read.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-rules/forum-rules.php

Check out these rules. It would help out weed out alot of the idiocy...

They ripped off the fucking Pulse Rifle from Aliens.

Well, stay golden, Ponyboy! :huh:

[starts clapping slowly]
Nice.

Loved it

I honestly never saw this as a kid, particularly because it looked awful even back then. NC's description of the pure awfulness tempts me to track it down! Am I crazy!?!?

P.S. FUCK YOU FIRSTY BOY! Seriously though, when will people learn? Saying "first" is injustice against the

LLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ELEVENONE

Don't be mean!!!

FFPAULPAO wrote:

Don't be mean!!!

Soz. Lost control.

From AngryMovieDork:
"I don't come here to take crap from comments and get thumbs down I'm just trying to get ideas for my next review and maybe have a laugh or two, is that so wrong?"

From Me:
Yes, it is "so wrong". Seriously, "get ideas"? Inspiration is one thing, but dude, you blatantly rip people off. Don't say you come here to "get ideas". You come here to steal material.

:huh: Can someone tell me who the hell AngryMovieDork is? caus im trying to watch nostalgia critic when this comes up! AND SERIOUSLY! angrymoviedork? you flippin stole that from AVGN!

Seriosly though, look him up on TvTropes. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/WebOriginal

Or to save your time and life, I'll just quote what it says. 'What do you get when a ten year old tries to rip off That Guy With The Glasses, the Angry Video Game Nerd, and Confused Matthew at the same time? This horrid abomination. It has a large hate group, and has caused somewhat of a Internet Backdraft. He even replies on The Nostalgia Critic's videos and seems to leave some rather rude remarks.

Fascinating, and are you aware of the fact that many who are associated with TGTWG that take their names from either Nostalgia Critic or That Guy With The Glasses? A SHIT-TON! And before you start bitching about how it's not the same thing, IT FUCKING IS!! Besides, it's only natural for a bottom-feeder like AngryMovieDork to copy from a greater being than himself. I now put an permanent end to the flame war with AngryMovieDork. If you don't like it, then stick to watching the video you came here for! Troll, out!

P.S Not a fan of AngryMovieDork, I just hate incompetence and hypocrisy.

ohh tuesday it feels like friday

Yea,makes me stay up late :woohoo:

Awesome review, critic! it was hilarious it seems like this movie really does suck balls but it seems funny enough.
TIMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:

yup thats really an awful movie...

fuck you all!

Wow, your nice! Notice the sarcasm in that sentence.

I've never seen this movie before, it seems really bizarre. But I want Judge Dredd's boots!

This was my favorite review since the nostalgic mindfucks video. Pure genius my friend. genius.
And is it just me or is that opening sequence way overused.

Oooo.. I remember this movie.. :pinch:

Well after watching this I am never going to say together ag- ha! You almost got me there.
I wonder if Jar-Jar will ever leave my life. :(
LLAW!

the reviews just keep getting better and better. can't wait to see the next one.

And the last one to care. :dry:

Let me be the first to say it:

I AM THE LAW!!!

Anyway, nice job, as usual.

Great review NC as always

OMG, great review as always... Now I remember why I never watched this movie...

Go Away CASPER! >:P Ur already DEAD!

The Blow Dance was hilarious.

All I can say is that Sylvester Stallone is one of those actors that should NEVER be anything resembling a superhero.

You've already stated a few, such as Shaq, Pamela Anderson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Meg Ryan, Pee Wee Herman....Woops, don't know how those last two got in there. :unsure:

Anyway, when I heard that Rocky was gonna play a hero reminiscent of the Punisher, I thought it was going to be the worst hero movie since the Phantom or Steel.

It seems both those movies I stated were made AFTER Judge Dredd.

So I guess they took their bad cues from it. :woohoo:

I can't belive The Nostalgia Critic said that Rocky 4 was a bad movie, I mean other then that robot Ithought the movie was good

So Dredd and Rico were brothers genetically created to be perfect judges/soldiers?

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

(I'm aware Dredd came before this plot line)

In the comics the fact that most Judges were clones was well known and Rico had been sent to a moon of Jupiter for his crimes.

LAW!!!

I knew you'd say that.

20 YEARS!!!!!

Just thinking about it, I think that the NC reveiws are funnier when it's a movie that the Critic is expecting to be bad, like this one, or Cool as ice. If it's something with promise that totally bombs, he has to spend alot more time hating on it, which isn't as entertaining than joining in on the silliness like this review.

Hey I have a suggestion, do that A Kid in King Arthur's Court sequel, A Kid in Aladdin's Palace.

There was a SEQUEL to that movie?!?!? :woohoo:

I love the Judge Dress Blow Dance!!! :woohoo: And the cat fight.

Friggin Hilarious as always. Hope Rico's "LAAAWWW!!!" becomes a running joke somehow LOL

Why couldn't Rob Schnieder actually die in this movie?!?

Because that wouldn't be cliche enough.

After all the years of being Rob Schneider, he has apparently developed a strong resistance to bullets.

"After all the years of being Rob Schneider, he has apparently developed a strong
resistance to bullets."

Now, if only Schneider had an equally strong resistance to bad critical reviews, instead of being a consistently whiny douche in response to them.....

Seriously. Look up his response to Patrick Goldstien's review of Deuce Bigalow sometime, and look at how hilariously butthurt it is.

You can read about it on Schneider's Wikipedia page.

I guess getting shot by a giant robot which actually has a triple machine gun in his hand isn't enough to kill him

sorry but im not from the US. so grammar are very well posible. apoligies

Some of those were actually interesting observations,then again some others weren´t

If u have so many things to say about the movie why not make a review yourself?

DUDE sorry but that is way to long for a comment and way to not congradulate Doug on his review
btw Awesome Review doug
seriously IF YOU DONT LIKE THE REVIEW THEN MAKE YOUR OWN!!!!

Poor literacy is KEWL!

just to answer one of them rico can fire the gun without saying anything because you only have to say the different type of rounds it can still fire normal rounds without the need to say anything

coasterfreak14 wrote:

Why couldn't Rob Schnieder actually die in this movie?!?

Why can't he die in ANY movie?