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11.03.2009 - 20:23 | TheAngryMovieDork.com
Will someone please put a banana in this guy's mouth, for pete sakes. Thank god you didn't sound like that the entire review
I'm of course reffering to the nostalgia critic, you know becuase at the begining he was acting like a monkey, and monkey's and bananas go together so... :s Oh come one, the joke isn't that bad, have some sympathy
I just have one question, is Casper gonna make an appearance in every NC review, not that that's bad, just wondering. Think that's about it for comments, oh and great video Doug, you come up with something new every week!
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11.03.2009 - 22:53 | Danger Mouse
The reason that people hate you is that you seem to be unable to keep from making incredibly obnoxious comments.
Just so you know.
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11.04.2009 - 14:46 | Jonathan M
DangerMouse, he didn't make an obnoxious comment, the reason people hate him is because of what he said in the PAST. Not anything he is doing in the NOW.
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11.04.2009 - 17:02 | buttplug3000
Who is this guy? and what did he do to earn every ones undying hatred?
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11.04.2009 - 17:36 | powermad9
Does anyone really give a fuck? Like, seriously? He may have done some dumb shit in the past, but that's over. I think he gets it. Let it go, for God's sake.
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11.05.2009 - 10:13 | mr_rubino
If NC could stop managing to grind every review he makes to a screeching halt at least once, I doubt so many obnoxious comments would be made.
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11.05.2009 - 21:31 | Someguywhousesthiswebsite
I agree. He may have said some stupid stuff in the past, but he's changed now, and people need to leave him alone.
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11.09.2009 - 13:53 | MisterMinit - Who?
Who said what? When? What's stupid? Is Doug stupid? What are you talking about? I wanna know now
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12.29.2009 - 20:41 | Nekoi - True
Even back since the Captain N review. I still dont know why nobody cant simpily just ignore him. It's been said that this person has an imposter with his username. Nowadays, thier is like...3 AngryMovieDorks running around the site. I have seen this name in different forms and I dont really know why he cant be ignored. Still, I like to this issue resolved soon, it's been nothing but arguements in every video. After all, we are here only here for the Nostalgia Critic review of Congo. So if anyone reads this, please try your best to help fix this problem. When people start to hate someone, it goes on for months without end.
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11.14.2009 - 14:25 | ThatScottishGuy
^You have The Best Username Ever^
Okay I can make fun of the AMD now?...I won't get flamed from it?...Good
GTFO AND TAKE YOUR FAIL WITH YOU!
FACE THE FURY OF 100 Facepalms
(OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!)
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11.05.2009 - 15:32 | secondtimethesecond - Facepalms
I love that image. Are you the same guy who posted that on that other review, possibly multiple?
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11.04.2009 - 00:14 | No Limit
My God. Did you REALLY reply to the first comment JUST so your comment could be seen on the first page??
You, your comments and your "jokes" disgust me.
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11.05.2009 - 15:35 | secondtimethesecond
Oh, sorry. You were referring to monkey man. Yeah, that was stupid. AND GORILLAS ARE NOT MONKEYS!
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11.04.2009 - 03:01 | SignNinja
Gee, I hope you don't get kicked out of school for using a joke as lame as that...OH WAIT!
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11.04.2009 - 17:40 | powermad9
Can we all just leave him alone? He's not really a dumbshit anymore. I got my fair share of attacks on him, I know, but let's just stop. You're all acting like a bunch of kids.
Besides, has anyone noticed that he likes getting hated? So if you really want to do some 'damage', just fucking ignore him.
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11.04.2009 - 23:00 | TheAngryMovieDork.com
Well thanks for the supportive comment, but what do you mean I like being hated? If I wanted to be hated, I'd say something like "Fuck you ThatGayWithTheGlasses, your fans suck, everyone in the world sucks except me, and I'm teh coolest bitch
"
I would never say that though, I was using that as an example, just clearing that up so another pointless flame war doesn't happen .
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11.04.2009 - 14:12 | TheRandomDude
@ anrymoviedork
You suck
and don't reply on me about 'almost being kicked out of school cuz you almost killed someone cuz you had angerattacks' cuz that's not true (until you have evidence).
Want a little bit respect on the site? Don't give stupid comments!!!
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11.04.2009 - 17:00 | buttplug3000
for real dude just kill yourself.....wait who are we talking about? im new here.
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11.05.2009 - 15:36 | secondtimethesecond
Hey now, c'mon, that's going a bit far... oh wait, new guy. Flame him all you want.
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11.07.2009 - 10:10 | buttplug3000 - well.....since i have permission.
dear, the one everybody hates.... i open this comment with most reluctancy. i am a man of rejection issues. and in the potential of being accepted by people i don't know and will never meet. I must, in respect to my weak character join the band wagon. You sir, disgust me. You bring shame on this page and the nostalgia critic's name and talent. it would be in your best interest to dowse yourself with gasoline ( diesel.) and set yourself a flame then jump from a 30 story building with hot pockers inserted into all of your orfices into a meat grinder while individuals who just consumed mass amounts of asperogase urinate on your decapitated remains. then pay an unamed italian american to eat your ground body parts with hot sauce and a side of green beans and deficate you as poop into the mouth of one of the writers of the lion king. theeeeeeen kill and cremate that unspoken writer and shoot is ashes into the sun........ Im so sorry, im a waek individual. sincerely zak aka buttplug3000 weber
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11.04.2009 - 18:52 | Nerdslab
Guys,
Angry movie dork may have said some bad things in the past. I know. I was there and had my share of arguements with him. But it's time to get past all that. It's time to forgive Because of all this hatred, this websites comments are the equivelent of the middle East!!! The review was great!
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11.04.2009 - 23:39 | ethany - People ragging on TheAngryMovieDork
Errrr... I thought this was a comment page for the video, not what one person said in their comment (don't get me wrong, but I do believe his comment ACTUALLY had to do with this video, unlike 20 people who were right after his comment). Methinks we should get over it and enjoy NC.
By the way NC, 2 things:
1. Sorry you have to deal with things like this on your videos
2. Thanks for appealing to the ones who care for your site, I liked this video, keep 'em up! (sorry for the cliched sentence finisher though).
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11.12.2009 - 14:30 | The Goth - Dude....
What did he even do? Encouraging him to commit suicide? What the eff is your problem? You are no better than who you are insulting if all you do is say angry things and encourage someone to commit freaking suicide. You have officially reached an all new low as a human being and it is YOU who should be put into mental anguish.
Besides, what the hell is with your name? Butt plug? Seriously? You expect me to take you seriously with a username like that?
Anyway, I did enjoy this review, mostly because of your voice overs for the apes. My brother and I have an inside joke with him being an ape, so once we both saw this review, it was a good laugh for both of us.
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11.05.2009 - 15:39 | secondtimethesecond
You have a point! But you and I have both commented on this post. So we're hypocrites, and hypocrisy is a sin, therefore we're both going to hell
...
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11.05.2009 - 01:00 | Father Time
so what exactly did this guy said that made him hated so much around here?
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11.05.2009 - 13:06 | buttplug3000
thats what iv'e been askin father time. but, i guess im not cool enough to get an answer.
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11.05.2009 - 15:31 | secondtimethesecond - Monkey...?
No, he was imitating a GORILLA. That's a member of the Great Ape family. A helpful hint for distinguishing the two? Look for a tail. Wow, I feel like a nerd. Well not so much a nerd as... I can't remember which term they used in the Robot Chicken sketch. You know, the one with the Soccer/Football thing, and "beam me up, Scotty," and the police brutality? That one? Yeah, that was pretty good.
Oh, and the Casper thing? Whoever posted that thing on the "Warriors of Virtue" review was correct. Doug should replace the Casper running joke with:
-"NOOOOOOO!"
-"YEEESSSS!"
And now for the debut of my new signature:
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/|\_/|\
\|/|
Never mind, that's taking too long.
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11.07.2009 - 03:23 | qmattp - PEOPLE
people....can't you see that you are being trolled by this guy? i mean the definition of troll is and i quote: "One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument."
it's exactly what this guy is doing you must stop responding to his comments or else it keep going on and on!
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11.08.2009 - 14:06 | thispieistoocold - re:TheAngryMovieDork™ wrote:Will someone please put a banana in this guy's mouth, for pete sakes. Thank god you didn't sound like that the entire review
I'm of course reffering to the nostalgia critic, you know becuase at the begining he was acting like a monkey, and monkey's and bananas go together so... :s Oh come one, the joke isn't that bad, have some sympathy
I just have one question, is Casper gonna make an appearance in every NC review, not that that's bad, just wondering. Think that's about it for comments, oh and great video Doug, you come up with something new every week!
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11.13.2009 - 20:27 | Deanzonit
I might as well drop out of the flame wars right now because it's getting boring, nothing new comes up, and I'm just gonna live my...aw fuck it, I'm just gonna keep doing it some more in the future anyway. XD
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11.03.2009 - 23:13 | Justice for none - @ timmytim248
I know it is tempting to say "First!" but try to resist because on this website you really will be the first one seen every time and I'm much more interested in the opinions and ideas that other people have to say.
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11.04.2009 - 12:42 | adrasl300
Finally someone who doesnt go apeshit on the "first" poster!
That always annoys me so much! Even more so than the "first" poster himself.
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11.04.2009 - 09:05 | 0blivi0n - :(
us romanians do not have a russian accent .. and certenly do not dress like that
)
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11.04.2009 - 10:59 | KDHeart
It's the worse 'Romanian' accent I've heard (this after having to live through a half hour long speech delivered in an English is worse than that of most Romanian presidents)
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11.04.2009 - 10:35 | omegaslug
In that lion king style remix, did anyone notice that the song said next door whilst the text said next "store"?
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11.04.2009 - 18:25 | TheEvilYoshiKiller - TYPO
Hahahaha, I found another typo. "It's in the Theater next store"
Fail much?
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11.04.2009 - 21:04 | Sammich - Don't Insult Them
Congratulations Doug, you have just insulted apes everywhere.
Yes, apes now have internet access. Just one more step in the quest for world domination.
Anyways, great review. You're better than all the other reviewers because your reviews remain consistently funny, and they came out four times as fast (no joke, there's like a new one every four days). And you also play a lot of other characters.
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11.04.2009 - 22:11 | NCDare - Unbeleviable!!!!!
Somebody thinks that this review was totrue to watch!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzeAZhc2y4&feature=player_embedded
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11.10.2009 - 11:18 | darkmanny561 - star wars episode 1 review please
Hello nostalgia critic i enjoy your reviews there funny and cool. I was wondering if someday you can do star wars episode 1 one of the worst star wars movies. It would be cool if you did that review.
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11.21.2009 - 13:49 | Objection
spending all your time pressing F5 and wait for new videos...
people like you need to get laid! but never will!
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02.07.2010 - 21:52 | Shrimppuff
you realize you wrote "next store" rather that "next door" right? it was just so obvious that at first i didn't notice it. free x-box please!
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02.07.2010 - 21:52 | Shrimppuff
also, that scene where you make fun of the dessert-obsessed military leader and say "i made it myself" sounded more southern u.s. than African. the second bit was fine, though
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11.03.2009 - 18:55 | TheHumanNerd
I really hope that exposition song becomes a running gag. I've been singing it all day.
Plus, that Hungry Hippos thing made me
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11.03.2009 - 21:02 | RebelTaxi
Hungry Hungry Hippos comercial always comes to mind when someone says "What's for lunch?" I am just forced to shut my mouth with risk of letting out "IT'S HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!" Damn you marketing!
Also, I really hope no one is watching this video with someone named "Amy" in the room.
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11.04.2009 - 21:09 | NCDare
Man, that amy doll was hilarious!! Although I think anyone called Amy who was watching this probably won't agree with me.
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11.04.2009 - 14:00 | EndlessNameless - Great review.
I love the uncertainty of the first guy's "first". Like he wasn't expecting it.
This is off topic, though. Maybe someone can help me, but something has been bothering me for years. What is with the parrot from Citizen Cane? I'm sorry, but this IS a film critic's cite, so why not inquire? The parrot comes out of nowhere. It scared me when I first saw it. It's just so uncalled for. Please, someone skilled in analyzing film, please help me!
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Thank you, spaceparanoid42 for answering my off topic question. It was bothering me when the NC didn't bring it up when he called it one of his favorite movies. I was thinking,"Am I the only one who's noticing this? Why hasn'y anyone brought it up." It was bothering me for a while, so I just had to bring it up. My comment really should have been on his video for his Top 20 favorite movies, though.
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11.04.2009 - 15:19 | Spaceparanoid42 - Answer and a Question
To EndlessNameless:
The parrot from Citizen Kane was apparently just thrown in to the movie by Orson Welles to randomly scare the crap out of the audience and wake anybody up in case they fell asleep.
That's what I heard anyway.I have a question of my own. When the gorilla was blocking their path, where was the music from? I figured out that the music was a "Something blocks your path" tune from a video game, and it was hilarious, but just out of curiosity, what video game is it actually from?
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11.03.2009 - 20:31 | whiteandornerdy - Donkey Kong
The music is actually the opening to the old "Donkey Kong" arcade game. Hence the gorilla.
In other news, BRUCE CAMBEL NO!
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11.03.2009 - 20:48 | OmegaWarrior - Seriously?
It was from Donkey Kong.
It plays when you press START.
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11.04.2009 - 05:01 | EndlessNameless
:s
Thank you, Spaceparanoid42. Now I know Orson Welles is a mean SOB. I'm just kidding, I love him. I hope you weren't asking me that question, though. I don't know anything about this movie.
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11.04.2009 - 15:17 | Spaceparanoid42 - thanks
No I was just asking anyone, not you in particular. I actually have played Donkey Kong before, I just forgot the music. I'm culturally illiterate, I know. Not recognizing the music didn't stop me from laughing really hard, though.
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11.03.2009 - 19:24 | leikomgwtfbbq
Mr Critic's been hard at work lately, making so many videos in such quick succession!
This movie would have been vastly improved with moar Bruce Campbell.
Or if they had just made it entirely about Bruce Campbell and Ernie Hudson lasering killer gorillas with the magic laser gun. Then it would have been the coolest movie ever.
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11.03.2009 - 19:02 | EarthboundXE
Huh, I had no idea updates were added before they were shown on the front page, cool.
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11.03.2009 - 21:32 | Righteous Brian
Oh God! Call the guy who points out all of the faults in Doug's videos*
(I'm having a brain fart right now and can't remember the name. Keep flames to a min please
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11.03.2009 - 21:50 | Marvel Man 34
the guys name is douche mc nitpick (I think its all one word), righteous brain
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11.03.2009 - 19:12 | VampireApple - Amy Doll
This movie is ridicules. I love the exposition joke. I never want a Tickle Me Amy doll.
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11.03.2009 - 19:14 | sokkahhmonkey
I'm so happy to be on the first page...even though i havent watched the review...
Keep up the good work NC
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11.03.2009 - 19:16 | squirle105
what happend to only reviewing childrens movies? oh well, great review as always
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11.08.2009 - 20:07 | topraman517
I don't recall the NC ever saying he only reviews children's movies. I think as long as it's at least 10 years old, it can be reviewed by the NC. Personally I look forward to more reviews of adult movies, as most children's movies are bad almost by definition. Kids aren't picky about movie quality, so naturally there are a lot of awful kid movies. But, while there are many mediocre adult movies, there aren't as many terrible adult movies.
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11.03.2009 - 19:16 | AwesomeTrick - How could Mr. Cambell
Casper can you paradox somewhere else. I thought you already melted! Anyway good review.
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11.03.2009 - 19:17 | Allen
Wow, I had only seen the last ten minutes of the film I thought the evil gorillas showed up earlier in the film, silly me.
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11.03.2009 - 20:56 | clgar - I know!
The look on his face when the gorilla went crazy nearly put me in tears
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