Laura Linney's pretty.....

The reason that people hate you is that you seem to be unable to keep from
making incredibly obnoxious comments.
Just so you know.

DangerMouse, he didn't make an obnoxious comment, the reason people hate him is
because of what he said in the PAST. Not anything he is doing in the NOW.

Who is this guy? and what did he do to earn every ones undying hatred?

Does anyone really give a fuck? Like, seriously? He may have done some dumb shit
in the past, but that's over. I think he gets it. Let it go, for God's sake.

I agree. He may have said some stupid stuff in the past, but he's changed now,
and people need to leave him alone.

Who said what? When? What's stupid? Is Doug stupid? What are you talking about?
I wanna know now

^You have The Best Username Ever^

Okay I can make fun of the AMD now?...I won't get flamed from it?...Good

GTFO AND TAKE YOUR FAIL WITH YOU!

FACE THE FURY OF 100 Facepalms



(OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?!)

I love that image. Are you the same guy who posted that on that other review,
possibly multiple?

Indeed I am

My God. Did you REALLY reply to the first comment JUST so your comment could be
seen on the first page??

You, your comments and your "jokes" disgust me.

Hey, don't question the facepalm man!

Oh, sorry. You were referring to monkey man. Yeah, that was stupid. AND
GORILLAS ARE NOT MONKEYS!

Gee, I hope you don't get kicked out of school for using a joke as lame as
that...OH WAIT!

Well then you thought Wrong...

Can we all just leave him alone? He's not really a dumbshit anymore. I got my
fair share of attacks on him, I know, but let's just stop. You're all acting
like a bunch of kids.
Besides, has anyone noticed that he likes getting hated? So if you really want
to do some 'damage', just fucking ignore him.

Obvious Troll is Obvious

What?

True. I think AMD is doing this for the lulz but he's failing XD

No one likes you. Go away. You're not funny.

@ anrymoviedork



You suck



and don't reply on me about 'almost being kicked out of school cuz you almost
killed someone cuz you had angerattacks' cuz that's not true (until you have
evidence).



Want a little bit respect on the site? Don't give stupid comments!!!

for real dude just kill yourself.....wait who are we talking about? im new here.

Hey now, c'mon, that's going a bit far... oh wait, new guy. Flame him all you
want.

dear, the one everybody hates.... i open this comment with most reluctancy. i am
a man of rejection issues. and in the potential of being accepted by people i
don't know and will never meet. I must, in respect to my weak character join the
band wagon. You sir, disgust me. You bring shame on this page and the nostalgia
critic's name and talent. it would be in your best interest to dowse yourself
with gasoline ( diesel.) and set yourself a flame then jump from a 30 story
building with hot pockers inserted into all of your orfices into a meat grinder
while individuals who just consumed mass amounts of asperogase urinate on your
decapitated remains. then pay an unamed italian american to eat your ground body
parts with hot sauce and a side of green beans and deficate you as poop into the
mouth of one of the writers of the lion king. theeeeeeen kill and cremate that
unspoken writer and shoot is ashes into the sun........ Im so sorry, im a waek
individual. sincerely zak aka buttplug3000 weber

The jealousy is strong with you, yes?

Guys,

Angry movie dork may have said some bad things in the past. I know. I was there
and had my share of arguements with him. But it's time to get past all that.
It's time to forgive Because of all this hatred, this websites comments are the
equivelent of the middle East!!!



The review was great!

jesus angry movie dork. get off his ding-a-aling already

What did he even do? Encouraging him to commit suicide? What the eff is your
problem? You are no better than who you are insulting if all you do is say
angry things and encourage someone to commit freaking suicide. You have
officially reached an all new low as a human being and it is YOU who should be
put into mental anguish.

Besides, what the hell is with your name? Butt plug? Seriously? You expect me
to take you seriously with a username like that?

Anyway, I did enjoy this review, mostly because of your voice overs for the
apes. My brother and I have an inside joke with him being an ape, so once we
both saw this review, it was a good laugh for both of us.

You have a point! But you and I have both commented on this post. So we're
hypocrites, and hypocrisy is a sin, therefore we're both going to hell
...

so what exactly did this guy said that made him hated so much around here?

thats what iv'e been askin father time. but, i guess im not cool enough to get
an answer.

No, he was imitating a GORILLA. That's a member of the Great Ape family. A
helpful hint for distinguishing the two? Look for a tail. Wow, I feel like a
nerd. Well not so much a nerd as... I can't remember which term they used in
the Robot Chicken sketch. You know, the one with the Soccer/Football thing, and
"beam me up, Scotty," and the police brutality? That one? Yeah, that
was pretty good.



Oh, and the Casper thing? Whoever posted that thing on the "Warriors of
Virtue" review was correct. Doug should replace the Casper running joke
with:

-"NOOOOOOO!"

-"YEEESSSS!"

And now for the debut of my new signature:

___

/|\_/|\

\|/|

Never mind, that's taking too long.

people....can't you see that you are being trolled by this guy? i mean the
definition of troll is and i quote: "One who posts a deliberately
provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of
causing maximum disruption and argument."
it's exactly what this guy is doing you must stop responding to his comments or
else it keep going on and on!

YOU Again kid? Go Away

I might as well drop out of the flame wars right now because it's getting
boring, nothing new comes up, and I'm just gonna live my...aw fuck it, I'm just
gonna keep doing it some more in the future anyway. XD

Firsters are Failures

I know it is tempting to say "First!" but try to resist because on this
website you really will be the first one seen every time and I'm much more
interested in the opinions and ideas that other people have to say.

Finally someone who doesnt go apeshit on the "first" poster!

That always annoys me so much! Even more so than the "first" poster
himself.

us romanians do not have a russian accent .. and certenly do not dress like that
)

It's the worse 'Romanian' accent I've heard (this after having to live through a
half hour long speech delivered in an English is worse than that of most
Romanian presidents)

In that lion king style remix, did anyone notice that the song said next door
whilst the text said next "store"?

Hahahaha, I found another typo. "It's in the Theater next store"

Fail much?

Congratulations Doug, you have just insulted apes everywhere.

Yes, apes now have internet access. Just one more step in the quest for world
domination.

Anyways, great review. You're better than all the other reviewers because your
reviews remain consistently funny, and they came out four times as fast (no
joke, there's like a new one every four days). And you also play a lot of other
characters.

Somebody thinks that this review was totrue to watch!!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzeAZhc2y4&feature=player_embedded

Hello nostalgia critic i enjoy your reviews there funny and cool. I was
wondering if someday you can do star wars episode 1 one of the worst star wars
movies. It would be cool if you did that review.

second? Now im a douche bag. ahahahahahahhahah

I really hope that exposition song becomes a running gag. I've been singing it
all day.

Plus, that Hungry Hippos thing made me

Hungry Hungry Hippos comercial always comes to mind when someone says
"What's for lunch?" I am just forced to shut my mouth with risk of
letting out "IT'S HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!" Damn you marketing!



Also, I really hope no one is watching this video with someone named
"Amy" in the room.

Man, that amy doll was hilarious!! Although I think anyone called Amy who was
watching this probably won't agree with me.

it already is he used in the casper reveiw

ethan harrison third

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIP-POS!

All of your reviews are glorious.

Pretty good, just wish you mentioned Michael Crichton some more.

haha great video

Awesome! There are always new ideas in every episode.

Yay, a new episode. This is my first comment on the site.

great vid

I love the uncertainty of the first guy's "first". Like he wasn't
expecting it.

This is off topic, though. Maybe someone can help me, but something has been
bothering me for years. What is with the parrot from Citizen Cane? I'm sorry,
but this IS a film critic's cite, so why not inquire? The parrot comes out of
nowhere. It scared me when I first saw it. It's just so uncalled for. Please,
someone skilled in analyzing film, please help me!

-Edit-

Thank you, spaceparanoid42 for answering my off topic question. It was bothering
me when the NC didn't bring it up when he called it one of his favorite movies.
I was thinking,"Am I the only one who's noticing this? Why hasn'y anyone
brought it up." It was bothering me for a while, so I just had to bring it
up. My comment really should have been on his video for his Top 20 favorite
movies, though.

To EndlessNameless:

The parrot from Citizen Kane was apparently just thrown in to the movie by Orson
Welles to randomly scare the crap out of the audience and wake anybody up in
case they fell asleep.
That's what I heard anyway.

I have a question of my own. When the gorilla was blocking their path, where was
the music from? I figured out that the music was a "Something blocks your
path" tune from a video game, and it was hilarious, but just out of
curiosity, what video game is it actually from?

The music is actually the opening to the old "Donkey Kong" arcade game.
Hence the gorilla.



In other news, BRUCE CAMBEL NO!

It was from Donkey Kong.

It plays when you press START.

Thank you, Spaceparanoid42. Now I know Orson Welles is a mean SOB. I'm just
kidding, I love him. I hope you weren't asking me that question, though. I don't
know anything about this movie.

No I was just asking anyone, not you in particular. I actually have played
Donkey Kong before, I just forgot the music. I'm culturally illiterate, I know.
Not recognizing the music didn't stop me from laughing really hard, though.

GREAT!

Mr Critic's been hard at work lately, making so many videos in such quick
succession!



This movie would have been vastly improved with moar Bruce Campbell.



Or if they had just made it entirely about Bruce Campbell and Ernie Hudson
lasering killer gorillas with the magic laser gun. Then it would have been the
coolest movie ever.

Huh, I had no idea updates were added before they were shown on the front page,
cool.

GREAT REVIEW

The theater next store ?
Isn't it next door ?

Lol just saw it too. It's like tao in Warriors of Virtue.

Ya that bothered me.

Oh God! Call the guy who points out all of the faults in Doug's videos*

(I'm having a brain fart right now and can't remember the name. Keep flames to a
min please

the guys name is douche mc nitpick (I think its all one word), righteous brain

Tickle Amy.

a quite not bad review...

This movie is ridicules. I love the exposition joke. I never want a Tickle Me
Amy doll.

what happend to only reviewing childrens movies? oh well, great review as always

This is a kids movie.....or at least I saw it as a kid

I don't recall the NC ever saying he only reviews children's movies. I think as
long as it's at least 10 years old, it can be reviewed by the NC. Personally I
look forward to more reviews of adult movies, as most children's movies are bad
almost by definition. Kids aren't picky about movie quality, so naturally there
are a lot of awful kid movies. But, while there are many mediocre adult movies,
there aren't as many terrible adult movies.

Casper can you paradox somewhere else. I thought you already melted! Anyway good
review.

Wow, I had only seen the last ten minutes of the film I thought the evil
gorillas showed up earlier in the film, silly me.

Amy love u loooooong time.

Amy has to be brought back for other reviews.

That bit has hilarious

I just died when he did that spiel with tickle me Amy!

The look on his face when the gorilla went crazy nearly put me in tears

PLEASE MAKE THE CASPER SCENES A RUNNING GAG!
"TIMING" puts me in tears everytime i see it, as does the exposition
song.

Looks like the Casper scenes are the next OFCOURSE! gag.

oh my god this was the first movie i ever saw XD

Awww, what a nice... HOLY SHIT A GORILLA IS JUMPING IN LAVA o.O