The Next Karate Kid

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Comments (508)
  • viliuss

    great video :woohoo: !!!

  • TheAngry MovieDorkā„¢

    http://api.ning.com/files/qFA*iVItHZhgEiVx1XKFhVO7BtYncv3e2eJ3aGtjjpsBpyQ4qfnn-txhwWwMR1kj6oV3R8-beRciHZ*znSvXSzuUAROKhavP/great.gifIv'e been looking forward this one, was worth the wait. Hilarious as always NC!

  • REVIEWER RICK

    Michael Jordan actually - DID - play baseball for a while. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jordan
    I love your review of this movie.

  • JohnSmith

    He knows, remember Space Jam?

  • GibMaster

    I BET HE DOES, everyone has seen that piece o shit. Could you review that NC? :whistle:

  • deathOpie

    he has :whistle:

  • TakaComics

    He was making the joke that if you've seen him play baseball, you can see that he just plays basketball.

  • powermad9

    No, actually MJ did switch to baseball for a few years until he remembered he's horseshit at it, so he goes back to Basketball.

  • Yosswell  - Really?

    I can't believe I witness someone link a wikipedia about Michael Jordon playing baseball

  • sonicwolf12  - And I cant beleive

    That someone just asked NC to review Space Jam.

    HE DID!

    Wow.
    lolololol

  • powermad9

    he fucking did idiot.

  • Bitch_tiki

    yea the joke is that he was terrible at baseball so he only should play basketball

  • OgawaBurukku

    Yes, but he wasn't very good at it... and that would be the joke.

  • ewdri

    That was the point of the joke. Yes Michael Jordan did play baseball, but he was also terrible at it. Michael Jordan was trying to follow the sort of "Bo Knows" Nike campaign. Too bad for Jordan while his Basket Ball skills were unmatched, he was no Bo Jackson.

  • ulmuchiha

    he is saying he sucked at it

  • nintendosadvocate  - Fu

    I agree, but I Hate your guts.

  • SignNinja
    ThAngry Movie Dorkā„¢ wrote:
    http://api.ning.com/files/qFA*iVItHZhgEiVx1XKFhVO7BtYncv3e2eJ3aGtjjpsBpyQ4qfnn-txhwWwMR1kj6oV3R8-beRciHZ*znSvXSzuUAROKhavP/great.gifIv'e been looking forward this one, was worth the wait. Hilarious as always NC!
    TheAngry Movie Dork wrote:
    Is that what you think, everyone who leaves a comment that you don't like wants
    attention, I got kicked out of school for threatening to kill someone becuase he
    said I wanted attention, where in fucking hell would you get such a ridiculous
    retarted concept like that, If I wanted attention I would say something
    like
    "Oh come look at me, bla bla bla, I'm so funny, weee"
    I'm not the
    one who asks these people to respond, I just leave a comment and it's like the
    end of the world. And I know alot of people are gonna reply saying "you just
    want attention" to piss me off, well Fuck You in advance, and to all the
    supporters, nice people who are good and fair to the community, happy trails
    mate. B)

    Oh and just so you know there's a bunch of people who go around site after site begging people to come watch their videos or go to their site, and go to youtube after youtube channel saying please sub, sub 4 sub, and all this other bullshit, and Iv'e only advertised my work once here and on Spill.com, that's it and that was over a month ago, nothing major like COME TO MY WEBSITE OR WATCH MY VIDEOS!!!, so how in fucking hell am I an attention whore?????????????????????????[/size]

    Yeah, no matter what your point is null and void. You can give the Gettysburg Address and you would be pwned for this one quote.

  • Kadapra

    Great video as always.

  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS

    so...many... star wars references...

  • Malcorl  - stfu!

    stupid first kids they are a plague on this site, moving on this movie was crap and the remake they are making with jacky chan as mr myagi and jaden smith will most likely be crap why must they ruin good things :angry:

  • powermad9

    A remake with Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith just oozes 'Fucking Terrible'.

  • ladiesman217  - ohh

    know i remember mr miaki

    i remember it and it sucked ass

    it sucked balls

    it sucked ass balls

  • ladiesman217

    im talking about the movie not miaki

  • uknownada

    Cause it's so easy to mix up "The Next Karate Kid" with "Mr. Miaki"

  • cujosh

    :D
    Loved the review !!!

  • theturdwhisperer

    wow that was realy early :)

  • The_Masked_Donut  - Gasp that was fast

    Already?

  • Cferra

    Another classic NC, my friend. Next Karate Kid was just I dunno. Lame. Why rehash the plot of the first movie? Oh, right. Cash. Yeah...

    Still, good stuff, dude.

  • kaa0s

    what a weird school security :0...Great review NC :woohoo:

  • RikkuSWiRLs

    :D

  • kojikatsuya

    Just a side note: In "The Karate Kid Part II" it wasn't Mr. Miyagi's angry brother, but his best friend who was taught karate by his father.

  • danethefurry

    What's with the video quality? I mean I have to run my mouse over the video to get it to play....

  • ToonMonkey  - Don't want to sound anal but....

    Sato wasn't Mr Miyagi's brother.

  • Rulke55

    Oh man I've heard of this, and god it's just stupid as hell. Another great nostalgia critic Doug. I'm suprised to see this video up so early :).

  • thehanno

    Great review as always mate:)

  • TheCGIMaster  - LOL!

    Three dead children later :lol:

    ITS A TRAP! :shock:

  • adrasl300

    A new one!?

  • JaiCSC

    "They're nice people if you compare them to the Third Reich"

    That was unexpected, but brutally funny.

    I wanna use that in a real situation.

  • RandomRice

    Another excellent video, Critic-san.

    Have to say, though, I did watch this movie when I was a kid and I'm ashamed to say I did like it. Of course, I was a kid and therefore stupid.

  • Silverfangfan

    I just got to say this to you Doug. You are not as funny as you used to be, you know why?
    There is to much focus on your character and you trust silent humor like its something everybody likes.
    What I mean by silent humor is for example before almost every "comparison" on the willy wonka video you have these moments where you are like: Uhm.. yeah.. *mumble*
    ITS NOT FUNNY!!

    Anyways I like your melvin sketch!

  • RamirezC1995  - Did you get these mixed up?

    Okay so you don't like the Nostalgic Critic but you like the Melvin sketch yea you I'm not going to take opinion of what you think is funny anymore

  • Someguywhousesthiswebsite

    I think he's just being sarcastic.

  • phastman99

    then why the fuck are you watching it?

  • ChaosD1

    I'd be more inclined to hate this movie if Hilary Swank didn't look so damned HOT in it...

    (She was 20 at the time, damn it! Don't look at me like that. Besides, "The Next Karate Young Adult" would have been an awkward title.)

    My reactions to the security force was about the same as Doug's. "What they hell is WITH these guys?!"

  • masterinsan0

    God I know. I watched this whole review without really seeing anything except Swank. Was Miyagi in it? I could swear I heard him, but...

  • THOOM

    I don't blame you. As a matter of fact, this was the only time I ever saw Hilary Swank and thought "she's actually looks damn good" Every other role she looks plain or like trailer trash. At awards shows she just looks homely compared to the other actresses.

    As for the school security in this movie, there is a reason for their incomprehensible behavior: It's called a hack writer who couldn't be bothered to with sitting around to come up with plausible antagonists for his movie.

  • The Mellow Filmmaker

    NC is right; Hilary Swanks is always playing roles where she's on top of the world and then dies.She will reprise that role in her latest film "Amelia."

  • Not Shelley Duvall

    yeppers. and she'll probably win another oscar for it...damn it. there'd better be someone REALLY good to beat swank.

  • Amarilys

    just great! love your work! :)
    And what's with this school security?? lol! :lol:

  • TheSilleGuy  - :D

    PURE AWSOME!!!! B)

  • wtfan90  - not the last karate kid movie!!!

    theyre remaking the first one with jackie chan and will smith's son... i think it's going to be called the kungfu kid instead, but nonetheless, we will be tortured by another pointless shitstorm of nothinness...


    i'm a commenter, i note it when the critic doesnt....


    muahahahaha

  • Stellerman7

    Don't assume the worst yet, sometimes things that look like shit turn out to be pretty decent...

  • JackBrimstone

    I wonder if its gonna have a blooper montage at the end of the film? maybe a few shots of Jackie round housing lil Jaden Smith.

  • Duela

    Hilarious as always!! :woohoo:
    Seriously, what's up with that security?
    :0

    Fortunally, Hilary Swank (at least in Million Dollar Baby) has become a much better actress.. or I don't think the world whould've survived another character like this!

    But you were right, Karate Kid (the first) and Sidekiks really have the same exact plot.
    Only without Chuck Norris!

    Nostalgia Critic ROCKS!!

  • SikaJoe

    This was so funny :D

  • Shadic Alucard

    I Saw That On Tv Late This Year, And just Think: What The Fuck Was That? :0

  • MsMarvel

    Ugh! i hated this movie when i watched the first 3 seconfds of it!
    good review!

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