The Next Karate Kid
Tuesday, 13 October 2009 10:53
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10.13.2009 - 11:15 | viliuss
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10.13.2009 - 20:31 | TheAngry MovieDork™
Iv'e been looking forward this one, was worth the wait. Hilarious as always NC!
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10.13.2009 - 21:48 | REVIEWER RICK
Michael Jordan actually - DID - play baseball for a while. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jordan
I love your review of this movie.
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10.13.2009 - 22:23 | JohnSmith
He knows, remember Space Jam?
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10.14.2009 - 17:38 | GibMaster
I BET HE DOES, everyone has seen that piece o shit. Could you review that NC?
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10.14.2009 - 19:30 | deathOpie
he has
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10.13.2009 - 22:31 | TakaComics
He was making the joke that if you've seen him play baseball, you can see that he just plays basketball.
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10.14.2009 - 16:52 | powermad9
No, actually MJ did switch to baseball for a few years until he remembered he's horseshit at it, so he goes back to Basketball.
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10.20.2009 - 16:04 | powermad9
he fucking did idiot.
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10.13.2009 - 22:37 | Bitch_tiki
yea the joke is that he was terrible at baseball so he only should play basketball
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10.14.2009 - 09:08 | OgawaBurukku
Yes, but he wasn't very good at it... and that would be the joke.
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10.16.2009 - 02:19 | ewdri
That was the point of the joke. Yes Michael Jordan did play baseball, but he was also terrible at it. Michael Jordan was trying to follow the sort of "Bo Knows" Nike campaign. Too bad for Jordan while his Basket Ball skills were unmatched, he was no Bo Jackson.
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03.11.2010 - 16:59 | ulmuchiha
he is saying he sucked at it
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07.26.2010 - 21:30 | PunkWhatNow
That's the joke, he did NOT do very well with baseball.
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10.16.2009 - 22:19 | SignNinja
ThAngry Movie Dork™ wrote:Iv'e been looking forward this one, was worth the wait. Hilarious as always NC!TheAngry Movie Dork wrote:Is that what you think, everyone who leaves a comment that you don't like wants
attention, I got kicked out of school for threatening to kill someone becuase he
said I wanted attention, where in fucking hell would you get such a ridiculous
retarted concept like that, If I wanted attention I would say something
like
"Oh come look at me, bla bla bla, I'm so funny, weee"
I'm not the
one who asks these people to respond, I just leave a comment and it's like the
end of the world. And I know alot of people are gonna reply saying "you just
want attention" to piss me off, well Fuck You in advance, and to all the
supporters, nice people who are good and fair to the community, happy trails
mate. B)
Oh and just so you know there's a bunch of people who go around site after site begging people to come watch their videos or go to their site, and go to youtube after youtube channel saying please sub, sub 4 sub, and all this other bullshit, and Iv'e only advertised my work once here and on Spill.com, that's it and that was over a month ago, nothing major like COME TO MY WEBSITE OR WATCH MY VIDEOS!!!, so how in fucking hell am I an attention whore?????????????????????????[/size]Yeah, no matter what your point is null and void. You can give the Gettysburg Address and you would be pwned for this one quote.
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06.29.2010 - 02:28 | Squeejee
Actually, the remake was pretty good - I'd like to see NC do an "Old vs New" with it, though.
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10.13.2009 - 11:39 | Kadapra
Great video as always.
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10.13.2009 - 16:45 | Lodeman AKA LARUCUS
so...many... star wars references...
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stupid first kids they are a plague on this site, moving on this movie was crap and the remake they are making with jacky chan as mr myagi and jaden smith will most likely be crap why must they ruin good things
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10.14.2009 - 16:55 | powermad9
A remake with Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith just oozes 'Fucking Terrible'.
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05.01.2010 - 14:02 | Sheranda
Yeah. I saw the preview. I can't imagine Jackie Chan as an old, quirky, Japanese martial artist, because he still has to be in his fifties, and he is Chinese. Still, for some reason, I like the idea of a black kid having a bully problem. That's an issue that you don't see addressed very often these days. Also, Jaden Smith is still very young. He has plenty of time to act in better movies.
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06.29.2010 - 02:29 | Squeejee
I laugh reading this, knowing I felt the exact same way before I saw the remake. If you haven't yet, it's pretty awesome.
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10.13.2009 - 11:19 | ladiesman217
im talking about the movie not miaki
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01.04.2010 - 17:40 | uknownada
Cause it's so easy to mix up "The Next Karate Kid" with "Mr. Miaki"
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10.13.2009 - 11:20 | cujosh
:D
Loved the review !!!
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10.13.2009 - 11:21 | theturdwhisperer
wow that was realy early :)
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10.13.2009 - 11:26 | Cferra
Another classic NC, my friend. Next Karate Kid was just I dunno. Lame. Why rehash the plot of the first movie? Oh, right. Cash. Yeah...
Still, good stuff, dude.
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10.13.2009 - 11:33 | kaa0s
what a weird school security :0...Great review NC :woohoo:
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10.13.2009 - 11:35 | RikkuSWiRLs
:D
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10.13.2009 - 11:35 | kojikatsuya
Just a side note: In "The Karate Kid Part II" it wasn't Mr. Miyagi's angry brother, but his best friend who was taught karate by his father.
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10.13.2009 - 11:38 | danethefurry
What's with the video quality? I mean I have to run my mouse over the video to get it to play....
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10.13.2009 - 11:39 | Rulke55
Oh man I've heard of this, and god it's just stupid as hell. Another great nostalgia critic Doug. I'm suprised to see this video up so early :).
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10.13.2009 - 11:48 | thehanno
Great review as always mate:)
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10.13.2009 - 11:53 | adrasl300
A new one!?
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10.13.2009 - 12:01 | JaiCSC
"They're nice people if you compare them to the Third Reich"
That was unexpected, but brutally funny.
I wanna use that in a real situation.
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10.13.2009 - 12:13 | RandomRice
Another excellent video, Critic-san.
Have to say, though, I did watch this movie when I was a kid and I'm ashamed to say I did like it. Of course, I was a kid and therefore stupid.
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10.13.2009 - 12:26 | Silverfangfan
I just got to say this to you Doug. You are not as funny as you used to be, you know why?
There is to much focus on your character and you trust silent humor like its something everybody likes.
What I mean by silent humor is for example before almost every "comparison" on the willy wonka video you have these moments where you are like: Uhm.. yeah.. *mumble*
ITS NOT FUNNY!!Anyways I like your melvin sketch!
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Okay so you don't like the Nostalgic Critic but you like the Melvin sketch yea you I'm not going to take opinion of what you think is funny anymore
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10.14.2009 - 19:49 | Someguywhousesthiswebsite
I think he's just being sarcastic.
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10.14.2009 - 22:23 | phastman99
then why the fuck are you watching it?
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10.13.2009 - 12:26 | ChaosD1
I'd be more inclined to hate this movie if Hilary Swank didn't look so damned HOT in it...
(She was 20 at the time, damn it! Don't look at me like that. Besides, "The Next Karate Young Adult" would have been an awkward title.)
My reactions to the security force was about the same as Doug's. "What they hell is WITH these guys?!"
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10.14.2009 - 01:56 | masterinsan0
God I know. I watched this whole review without really seeing anything except Swank. Was Miyagi in it? I could swear I heard him, but...
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10.15.2009 - 00:54 | THOOM
I don't blame you. As a matter of fact, this was the only time I ever saw Hilary Swank and thought "she's actually looks damn good" Every other role she looks plain or like trailer trash. At awards shows she just looks homely compared to the other actresses.
As for the school security in this movie, there is a reason for their incomprehensible behavior: It's called a hack writer who couldn't be bothered to with sitting around to come up with plausible antagonists for his movie.
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10.13.2009 - 12:38 | The Mellow Filmmaker
NC is right; Hilary Swanks is always playing roles where she's on top of the world and then dies.She will reprise that role in her latest film "Amelia."
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10.13.2009 - 21:13 | Not Shelley Duvall
yeppers. and she'll probably win another oscar for it...damn it. there'd better be someone REALLY good to beat swank.
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10.13.2009 - 13:03 | Amarilys
just great! love your work! :)
And what's with this school security?? lol! :lol:
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theyre remaking the first one with jackie chan and will smith's son... i think it's going to be called the kungfu kid instead, but nonetheless, we will be tortured by another pointless shitstorm of nothinness...
i'm a commenter, i note it when the critic doesnt....
muahahahaha
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10.13.2009 - 23:14 | Stellerman7
Don't assume the worst yet, sometimes things that look like shit turn out to be pretty decent...
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10.14.2009 - 02:09 | JackBrimstone
I wonder if its gonna have a blooper montage at the end of the film? maybe a few shots of Jackie round housing lil Jaden Smith.
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10.13.2009 - 12:46 | Duela
Hilarious as always!! :woohoo:
Seriously, what's up with that security?
:0Fortunally, Hilary Swank (at least in Million Dollar Baby) has become a much better actress.. or I don't think the world whould've survived another character like this!
But you were right, Karate Kid (the first) and Sidekiks really have the same exact plot.
Only without Chuck Norris!Nostalgia Critic ROCKS!!
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10.13.2009 - 12:51 | SikaJoe
This was so funny :D
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10.13.2009 - 12:52 | Shadic Alucard
I Saw That On Tv Late This Year, And just Think: What The Fuck Was That? :0
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10.13.2009 - 12:55 | MsMarvel
Ugh! i hated this movie when i watched the first 3 seconfds of it!
good review!
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great video :woohoo: !!!