CHRISTOPHER LLOYD IS IN THIS? Oh Doc... what has become of our beloved Genius, DeLorean time space traveller and Eccentric Millionaire? We are gonna have to go beyond Light Speed to remedy this... we are gonna have to use... BUM BUM BUMMMM:
LUDICROUS SPEED! ENGAGE! CCHHHHHHOOOOOMMMMMM! "STALLS"Mister Sulu! Why aren't we moving? Its the E -Brake Sir! Then DISENGAGE IT! *CLIK" Que Dramatic MUSIC!
BOOOOOMMMMFRAKKKKOOOMMMMM!!!!! BWOM BABABAMAAMBABBAMMAABABABABAAMMMM
1984 AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!!

Walks back quietly.

needs to be a T-shirt!

Might not have such an impact come winter.

You're a dead man Ramsey

must make this a meme

OH YOU BETTER

my rofll copter goes swah swah swah

A CHUCK NORRISED ELEPHANT MOMENT!

...

Nah, it doesn't work

sup

Man this stuff gets better and better lol Check out the shirt!

http://i33.tinypic.com/11kfrll.png

thats awsome!

When the 'Evil General' had his hand cut off and said, "negotiations have ended!" it sounded exactly like Megatron. Hooray for more nostalgia!

You know the nostolgia critic will eventualy run of movies So lets all enjoy these reviews as long as we can

OMG I AM LITERALLY CRYING ON THE GROUND...

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!
HBBBABAHAHAHAHAHA

Man I thought the site was crashing because he was uploading the video, but it turns out it was just overflowed with views.

Anyways, this review is awesome, and I am just surprised Hulk Hogan ever even got fame.

ramses' cake is a lie

Hulk Hogan= bad acting
This movie= half ass
this review= PWNAGE

Geez, I dunno. The movie was bad, but it was a good idea. With a better director and some better actors, maybe, it could have at least turned out all right.

But as much as I argue, there will always be 1 thing that will win it:
I WAS FROZEN TODAY

the hell? is it just me, or was one of the hitmen The Undertaker?

great review by the way

It was. I always think he was in this so Hulk could kill him, seeing as he never could in wrestling. Ah well, taker got the last laugh, albeit with the weakest chokeslam he's even give a guy.

"I remember Suburban Commando, because I own it on DVD." Also, as others have said, Mark Calloway a.k.a. "The Undertaker" is in this movie. I'm guessing he was brought in because him and Hogan were having a match at Survivor Series 1991. It's the same reason why Tiny Lister played Zeus in "No Holds Barred" (a movie I own on VHS). Christopher Lloyd,Hulk Hogan, Larry Miller, Shelley Duvall and whoever that Goldie Hawn lookalike was made this a funny movie, in my opinion. What surprises me at times is how this movie was rated PG. In conlusion, "I was frozen today!"

Gratz Stevie Vegas on those yes. Yes, that indeed was "The Undertaker" Mark Calloway.

It was the Undertaker

it was the undertaker

yes it was the undertaker

Yes that was the Undertaker.

Finally! Keep on the good work Doug ! I´ll bet that a Superman would be awesome.

Watch it dickcheese!

Yes, that was in fact Undertaker as one of the bounty hunters.

lol
IWASFROZEN TODAYYY!

Great Review haha

http://iwasfrozentoday.ytmnd.com/

Not at all.

LOL. That's hilarious. If only someone made a techno remix of it...

Hahaha. . . that site is a great substitute to a Rick Roll.

That is just...... wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqBRSR-4tBY

...wow....bad!

oooohhh yeah ... i remember this
pieceofshit/movie , seems like every year get more and more shitty like a good wine....but backwards.
by the way I REALLY WAS FROZEN TODAY.

Ok, resisting all temptation to shout I WAS FROZEN TODAY, I find it very amusing that I was having a conversation about video games being falsely represented in TV and Movies not more than a day ago. (50,000 points in Double Dragon anyone?) So the After Burner rant echoed my frustration as well.

Almost as bad as hearing Roseanne Barr "play" Super Mario World, while we hear the music from the TITLE SCREEN in the background as she proclaims "Three more swords and I'm Queen of the Monkey People!" (imsrywut?)

Absolute frustration to hear and experience when you're a gamer and Doug's rage echoes that to a T.

One of the best reviews in a while. (I found the movie's lawsuit joke was genuinely funny as well.)

awesome

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!"

new running gag?

YOU:YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM GOING THROUGH
THAT GUY: WELLL IF YOU DIDNT ACT LIKE KING OF THE MULBERRY BUSH THEN THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN
YOU:I WORKED VERY HARD TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY
THAT GUY: LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT HARD WORK IS MR. LAZY BONES
YOU:I WAS FROZEN TODAY
THAT GUY:.......
YOU:.......
THAT GUY:*EXPLODES*

I am so gonna try out saying 'I WAS FROZEN TODAY' sometime this week. Except people never know what I'm talking about anyway

Awesome review

IT'S STILL RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!

The Hulkster was actually my first childhood hero. I saw all of his movies in theaters and I grew up on pro wrestling.

I'm still proud of my fondness for wrestling as a kid, the movies, not so much.

that triple attack of big lipped alligator moment, elephant and chuck norris made my day. And I'm gonna use "I was frozen today" the next time I get pissed at my roommate

LOOK! A DISTRACTION!!!

Ha! Can reply to my own comment!... I'm just bored.

AFTERBURNER!

Thanks Doug, I really have to say this line as soon as I'm in an argument. But yeah, this film is really stupid but worse things have happened to Hulk Hogan such as supporting the NCC. D:

Definitely one of the funniest NC episodes yet!

Awesome, Frank Welker is the monster.

i dont know what to think of this day,

on one hand there was a new nostalgia critic...that was great

but on the other hand

I was frozen today

Hahaha this movie was so dissapointing i always saw it in the previews before the Ninja Turtles movies and wanted to see it and when i did i was like WTF

You took my comment !

I agree though, I saw that on the "Ninja Turtles II" video, and I always thought for the longest time it was just about the Hulkster going around and doing crap. It held no point to my young mind.

When I saw NC was reviewing this flick, a floodgate of memories were opened.

Great review as always!

uh huh, it looks like hollywood was willing to do ANYTHING to make a quick buck xD

I remember seeing this movie when i was young : )
And now its really look like crap.
Awesome review as usual !!!

Was anyone here not frozen today? Yeah I thought so.

Well, I hadn't been, but everyone else was doing it so...

Actually, I saw plenty of computer screens frozen today.

great review