Suburban Commando

(504 votes, average 4.90 out of 5)


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Comments (593)
  • willhundley

    hi

  • orwellianson  - !!!

    CHRISTOPHER LLOYD IS IN THIS? Oh Doc... what has become of our beloved Genius, DeLorean time space traveller and Eccentric Millionaire? We are gonna have to go beyond Light Speed to remedy this... we are gonna have to use... BUM BUM BUMMMM:
    LUDICROUS SPEED! ENGAGE! CCHHHHHHOOOOOMMMMMM! "STALLS"Mister Sulu! Why aren't we moving? Its the E -Brake Sir! Then DISENGAGE IT! *CLIK" Que Dramatic MUSIC!
    BOOOOOMMMMFRAKKKKOOOMMMMM!!!!! BWOM BABABAMAAMBABBAMMAABABABABAAMMMM
    1984 AWAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

  • Opera Guy  - nothing else to say but.....

    I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!!

  • joshlama


    Walks back quietly.

  • that one Irish guy  - I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

    needs to be a T-shirt!

  • Aardvark

    Might not have such an impact come winter.

  • RuinerXXSinCity

    You're a dead man Ramsey

  • Dr. Fibonacci

    must make this a meme

  • drunkonsprite

    OH YOU BETTER

  • cheesoid

    my rofll copter goes swah swah swah

  • FernHat  - its schwa schwa schwa, silly

    :unsure:

  • TheEvilYoshiKiller

    A CHUCK NORRISED ELEPHANT MOMENT!

    ...


    Nah, it doesn't work :unsure:

  • bcacritic

    sup

  • theturdwhisperer

    thats awsome!

  • RyujinXIII

    When the 'Evil General' had his hand cut off and said, "negotiations have ended!" it sounded exactly like Megatron. Hooray for more nostalgia!

  • shadowmario

    You know the nostolgia critic will eventualy run of movies :( So lets all enjoy these reviews as long as we can :D

  • imskilled94

    OMG I AM LITERALLY CRYING ON THE GROUND...


    I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!
    HBBBABAHAHAHAHAHA

  • kyuuketsuki

    SO CLOSE TO FIRST! Oh well... Great review as always

  • willhundley

    sorry i was there and already signed in it was just luck

    p.s. agree with the great review bit

  • bassbait

    Man I thought the site was crashing because he was uploading the video, but it turns out it was just overflowed with views.

    Anyways, this review is awesome, and I am just surprised Hulk Hogan ever even got fame.

  • Lodeman AKA LARUCUS

    ramses' cake is a lie

  • Haradrim87  - what=what

    Hulk Hogan= bad acting
    This movie= half ass
    this review= PWNAGE

  • powermad9

    Geez, I dunno. The movie was bad, but it was a good idea. With a better director and some better actors, maybe, it could have at least turned out all right.

    But as much as I argue, there will always be 1 thing that will win it:
    I WAS FROZEN TODAY

  • StevieLasVegas

    :0 the hell? is it just me, or was one of the hitmen The Undertaker?

    great review by the way

  • Welshy

    It was. I always think he was in this so Hulk could kill him, seeing as he never could in wrestling. Ah well, taker got the last laugh, albeit with the weakest chokeslam he's even give a guy.

  • Sparverine

    "I remember Suburban Commando, because I own it on DVD." Also, as others have said, Mark Calloway a.k.a. "The Undertaker" is in this movie. I'm guessing he was brought in because him and Hogan were having a match at Survivor Series 1991. It's the same reason why Tiny Lister played Zeus in "No Holds Barred" (a movie I own on VHS). Christopher Lloyd,Hulk Hogan, Larry Miller, Shelley Duvall and whoever that Goldie Hawn lookalike was made this a funny movie, in my opinion. What surprises me at times is how this movie was rated PG. In conlusion, "I was frozen today!"

  • texas godzilla

    Gratz Stevie Vegas on those yes. Yes, that indeed was "The Undertaker" Mark Calloway.

  • Raket

    It was the Undertaker

  • monkeypower420

    it was the undertaker

  • smb1916

    yes it was the undertaker

  • dontshootme

    Yes that was the Undertaker.

  • Kratescz

    Finally! Keep on the good work Doug ! I´ll bet that a Superman would be awesome.

  • Kanehsatake

    Watch it dickcheese!

  • evilbetty

    Yes, that was in fact Undertaker as one of the bounty hunters.

  • baby-needs-pain

    lol
    IWASFROZEN TODAYYY!

  • Hamilton6787

    Great Review haha

  • des010

    did anyone else click on this link at it crashed there computer this guy is scum

  • TheAtomic

    Not at all.

  • Xatike

    LOL. That's hilarious. If only someone made a techno remix of it...

  • Ferrus_Foot7  - Oh Jeez

    Hahaha. . . that site is a great substitute to a Rick Roll. :evil: :lol:

  • powermad9

    That is just...... wow.

  • Dead Planet  - Charlie Wilcox vs. Deanna Troi

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqBRSR-4tBY

  • Kraktzor

    ...wow....bad!

  • chirstwithglasses  - shit

    oooohhh yeah ... i remember this
    pieceofshit/movie , seems like every year get more and more shitty like a good wine....but backwards.
    by the way I REALLY WAS FROZEN TODAY.

  • ChaosD1

    Ok, resisting all temptation to shout I WAS FROZEN TODAY, I find it very amusing that I was having a conversation about video games being falsely represented in TV and Movies not more than a day ago. (50,000 points in Double Dragon anyone?) So the After Burner rant echoed my frustration as well.

    Almost as bad as hearing Roseanne Barr "play" Super Mario World, while we hear the music from the TITLE SCREEN in the background as she proclaims "Three more swords and I'm Queen of the Monkey People!" (imsrywut?)

    Absolute frustration to hear and experience when you're a gamer and Doug's rage echoes that to a T.

    One of the best reviews in a while. (I found the movie's lawsuit joke was genuinely funny as well.)

  • Jujkuj

    awesome

  • Dr. Neutral

    "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!"

    new running gag?

  • DarkLord500

    YOU:YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM GOING THROUGH
    THAT GUY: WELLL IF YOU DIDNT ACT LIKE KING OF THE MULBERRY BUSH THEN THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN
    YOU:I WORKED VERY HARD TO GET WHERE I AM TODAY
    THAT GUY: LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT HARD WORK IS MR. LAZY BONES
    YOU:I WAS FROZEN TODAY
    THAT GUY:.......
    YOU:.......
    THAT GUY:*EXPLODES* :silly:

  • That_One_Other_Guy

    I am so gonna try out saying 'I WAS FROZEN TODAY' sometime this week. Except people never know what I'm talking about anyway

    Awesome review

  • CRT  - HULKAMANIA!

    IT'S STILL RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!

    The Hulkster was actually my first childhood hero. I saw all of his movies in theaters and I grew up on pro wrestling.

    I'm still proud of my fondness for wrestling as a kid, the movies, not so much.

  • pizza_here!

    that triple attack of big lipped alligator moment, elephant and chuck norris made my day. And I'm gonna use "I was frozen today" the next time I get pissed at my roommate

  • Justice for none

    LOOK! A DISTRACTION!!! :woohoo:

  • Justice for none

    Ha! Can reply to my own comment!... I'm just bored. :dry:

  • RichardKleiner

    As far as I now, I'm 22nd! And that's great!

  • bluenowait

    AFTERBURNER!

  • Bahamut  - I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

    Thanks Doug, I really have to say this line as soon as I'm in an argument. But yeah, this film is really stupid but worse things have happened to Hulk Hogan such as supporting the NCC. D:

    Definitely one of the funniest NC episodes yet!

  • OptimusWii11

    Awesome, Frank Welker is the monster.

  • aritark

    i dont know what to think of this day,

    on one hand there was a new nostalgia critic...that was great

    but on the other hand


    I was frozen today

  • Malcorl

    Hahaha this movie was so dissapointing i always saw it in the previews before the Ninja Turtles movies and wanted to see it and when i did i was like WTF :0

  • Ferrus_Foot7

    You took my comment ;) !

    I agree though, I saw that on the "Ninja Turtles II" video, and I always thought for the longest time it was just about the Hulkster going around and doing crap. It held no point to my young mind.

    When I saw NC was reviewing this flick, a floodgate of memories were opened.

  • The Far Side Guy

    Great review as always! :)

  • AloneWithAPenguin

    uh huh, it looks like hollywood was willing to do ANYTHING to make a quick buck xD

  • Mahbonk  - I WAS FROZEN TODAY !!!

    I remember seeing this movie when i was young : )
    And now its really look like crap.
    Awesome review as usual !!!

  • PadawanSerry

    Was anyone here not frozen today? Yeah I thought so.

  • Somewhat

    Well, I hadn't been, but everyone else was doing it so... :unsure:

  • Ferrus_Foot7

    Actually, I saw plenty of computer screens frozen today. :evil:

  • DoomPL

    great review

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